I'm a Detroiter with an orange rescue cat named Hawk that is my best buddy. I try and play the #hashtaggames each night!
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Last Notes npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Just chilling on top of the cupboards #caturday #cats #CatsOfMastodon npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Since evangelical Republicans love all that Old Testament stuff: npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Best way to talk to your significant other after school was ICQ. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1yg0…a5qm learned this on our honeymoon with the leftover wedding cake. My wife said that I would go forth with the knowledge to educate all men on this important topic. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Even more rare than #eclipse2024 in the U.S. is the ability for women to have autonomy over their own bodies. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony The cost of living is so high, I can't even afford to scream into the void. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Breaking News: Meghan Trainor to record a follow up to her 2014 single called "All About Them Beans." #caturday #catsofmastodon #cats npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub16mz…uzxf one of the more powerful lines in Apollo 13. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1e3j…df2l that's one of those Chicago bears .... npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub12t3…n7sv good question ... I have eye drops and use those often. At the Michigan Humane Society, the pulled some of that skin over his eye due to his facial injury ... so he can still see just not fully. I more worry because my heart breaks for him, even though I've been with him for two years. He was abandoned and abused and it's not right. Hawk is also missing teeth so some treats are harder to eat so we do a lot of soft food from Smalls. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1zpp…692z 😸😍 npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub13cq…g85q I will tell him you said that 😸❤️ npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub123j…kn36 thank you!!! npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony We take it a day at a time with Hawk's eye, but I think I worry about it more than he does. Abused in another life, now a little snuggle bug in this life. #caturday #catsofmastodon #catstodon npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1r3p…dz2z "Some say too far ... but I say not far enough" (as I finish the last bite of the Snickers) npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1r3p…dz2z Snickers Bar: "You know there are frozen versions of me that some might call forbidden fruit." npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1r3p…dz2z *passionately takes a bite* ... "we were fools to deny this love, let's never fight again." npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1r3p…dz2z *slowly unwraps it* ... "You're my soulmate, you understand me in a way vegetables never will." npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub16mz…uzxf which makes the shark sushi platter quite difficult .... a good buddy of mine in college lost a hand trying to take the first bite. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Will the real Slim Shade Tree please stand up!? npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1vjk…p48s it should also be noted that Knold fixed the printer that nobody else could, which was deserving of even more treats. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub16yq…0a9n thank you! This made my night! npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony That one family member's fucked up Thanksgiving Day political beliefs. (usually starts with "I'm not racist but" or "I don't have anything against gay people but"...) npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony This is how Hawk feels about Monday. #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1ttx…shss thank you! He really is a snuggly boy. When he wakes up later, he will have "bed head" from sleeping and it's the sweetest thing. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Sunday snuggles with Hawk. #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Abandoned and abused in another life ... now my best friend in this life. Hawk rescued me as much as I rescued him. #caturday #catsofmastodon #cats npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub177j…34u5 those whiskers have me convinced it's time for lunch ❤️😸❤️ npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub19a7…ycd4 those whiskers ❤️😸 npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Madagascar Buzzard was a successful cobbler and entrepreneur in the early 20th century. He was later the inventor of the famous Buzzard shoe polish, of which the formula is a closely kept secret. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Tom & The Turkey Vultures are one of the most popular jazz bands performing today. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Jessie The Jackal Buzzard was a one-off (yet very popular) mascot for the Detroit Pistons. He would "fly" up via a trampoline and dunk a basketball. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Sconeheads npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub16mz…uzxf One of my favorite lines from Twister as said by Helen Hunt. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1nr7…8w6p thank you!! (And Hawk thanks you too 😃😸) npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Exhibit A: The Snuggle Bug in a Rug npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony There was a spoon. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Hawk doing his impression of a bowling ball. #cats #catsofmastodon npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub16mz…uzxf saw an interview with Matt Damon where he regretted turning down the role as Paul Blart. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1q73…ex5s thank you, thank you!! npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1s66…cr6m thank you! And that adorableness I can't say no to ... so I spoil him with treats!! npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1rsq…763x I love little Mae!! ❤️❤️ npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1yjg…p48q thank you, thank you!! npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1kpa…kn20 Hawk gets those same heart eyes as that emoji when the treats come out! npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1x47…x3zf "ugh another #caturday photo ... okay fine human, but make it quick. I have a nap planned this afternoon." npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony My best friend has a few facial injuries from being abandoned and abused in another life, but Hawk rescued me as much as I rescued him. #caturday #cats #catsofmastodon npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony "Wait, let me look ... nope, no treats in here." #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub16mz…uzxf just a liberal hoax to make us believe in the "climate change" agenda probably ... npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub16mz…uzxf I learned this about rabies in the documentary film Quarantine. Sad that Jay Hernandez, working as a volunteer firefighter and trying to give back to the community, was attacked. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony "On your planet Earth, we have seen and observed how the bats prefer to slumber in an inverted position. Perhaps us felines can attempt a similar method, though we will give proper credit and call it a 'bat nap' versus the popular cat nap terminology you humans use." npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Hawk loves his midday naps! #caturday #cats #catsofmastodon npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub16mz…uzxf such a great scene in Trainwreck when he is talking about this with Bill Hader over lunch. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1svs…gnt9 I'm just thankful they don't charge for all the automated appointment reminder calls! npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Me advising first time pet parents: "The signs of a cat who wants breakfast will be subtle. In fact, it may be impossible to tell what your cat's true intentions are. Always be alert." npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony The Scarlet Rejection Letter npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Fall Out Coy npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony My Fart Will Go On npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Anything by Nickelback npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1ue9…67f9 this is amazing! Did you sketch this?!? npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1zq8…7jat @npub1ue9…67f9 as a '90s kid who loved PC games, I think Doom II was like a "Christmas Every Day" experience for a lot of us back then!! npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1ue9…67f9 I'm going back to the mid to late '90s and saying Final Fantasy 7 or Chrono Trigger. Right now, I'm playing Into The Dead 2 Unleashed (the unleashed being that I downloaded the special version from Netflix with no ads). npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1khx…geyg what is the solution from your perspective? We spend a great deal of time discussing this in automotive as well as women face an uphill climb in their automotive careers that men don't normally see. I've heard it can be similar in other fields, academia includes - and based on your observations and data, that needle has moved much. Any ideas on how to change that? npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1wl6…8zu5 but it will require a software update and a restart the moment you need it. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1z49…s88w such sweet, soothing sounds . . . npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony The Internet made cool sounds when you logged on. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1hv2…5hah 😂😂😂 npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony "Did you know we offer a credit card now?" npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1txj…vj0d this looks amazing!! npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony @npub1lmp…wlv2 oh my those eyes!!! npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony "It's not fair. My kind can pull people out of the snow or rubble, find missing children, sniff out drugs and bombs, and be loyal for life. And all cats do is stare out the window and shit in a box and Mastodon has an entire hashtag for them." npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony "On account that certain family members are likely to embarrass themselves and/or offend members of the opposite family, the happy couple has chosen to elope at the local cat cafe. After playing with and snuggling the cats, the newlyweds will venture to the dog park to have a night out on the town with all the pups." npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony "We already know what a pompous asshole the groom is. We ask that you please keep your gossip to a whisper indoors and try to laugh during his speech. We don't think the marriage will last but a year or two, but we thank you for bearing witness to this most blessed union regardless." npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Lazy Sunday afternoon with my dude. #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Pro Tip: When selecting a social media platform, always research its cat content. Look for pictures and videos of cats sleeping on people, sitting on stuff you need, and being floofy derps. npub1pewfvmzgytnk8znx89c3a9xtg9f2y5vq78f86qztaf9keyejd7nqfhe8g9 Carl Anthony Humanity needs a Control+Alt+Delete button.
