Cousin Vito

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Mountain wop

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Last Notes

2026-10-18 21:29:13 GMT

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2026-10-10 17:54:42 GMT

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2026-08-25 00:10:35 GMT

slainte!
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2026-06-26 21:57:45 GMT

The last gift I gave my wife before she passed away last year was an Alpaca keychain. Found this at the farmers market today...
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2026-06-25 00:51:56 GMT

I feel bad for the Europoors who think Bucee's is the best... no squeegees, no air, and no auto parts
It's an OK gas station if you're obese and obsessed with rodents
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2026-06-11 16:22:54 GMT

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Check PayPal for a donation

2026-06-09 03:09:01 GMT

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Promises promises

2025-12-19 03:11:49 GMT

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2025-08-03 03:08:02 GMT

#yurtlife
If only we had a good khan to lead us...
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2025-07-06 00:40:13 GMT

Sitting at the GenX side of the bar...
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2025-03-07 23:06:16 GMT

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good thing I am under 30...

2025-02-16 19:19:26 GMT

Mike Duncan's Revolutions podcast is back, but he's starting with a fictional history of the Martian Revolution of 2247
https://martianrevolution.fandom.com/wiki/Mike_Duncan

2025-02-02 03:26:31 GMT

Diver Down B side kinda night...
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2025-01-30 06:36:25 GMT

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Match.com?

2025-01-26 02:57:28 GMT

The snow plows in downtown Colorado Springs...
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2025-01-20 22:10:50 GMT

Good day to recoat the cast iron gear...
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2025-01-20 16:47:27 GMT

Shit! They got Dan Quayle to show up?

2025-01-20 03:11:39 GMT

So far, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is the best part of Hollywood Squares 2025. Sorry Drew...
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2025-01-18 15:46:38 GMT

Elusive Bighorn Sheep chillin on the hillside...
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2025-01-17 02:50:55 GMT

Denver meetup
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2025-01-14 18:33:46 GMT

Mining town sunrise...
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2025-01-11 01:41:15 GMT

Shwag pile in the lobby of Fidelity Investments.
Not sure how Pepe got in...
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2025-01-03 01:59:32 GMT

Clyde loves fresh pow...
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2024-12-18 01:47:45 GMT

Holiday decorations at the water wheel...
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2024-12-15 00:37:05 GMT

Moonrise over the mine...
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2024-12-13 03:17:05 GMT

Another great Denver meetup...
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2024-12-12 13:23:56 GMT

I don't like to comment on people's appearance, but...
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2024-11-09 20:13:28 GMT

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Did not expect the skinheads to come back as aging socialist women...

2024-11-09 18:40:13 GMT

Need some doggoe karma. In the vet ED with my ex's rez-dog...
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2024-11-06 00:24:40 GMT

Clyde claims he voted. I have my doubts...
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2024-11-04 01:53:14 GMT

Pouring a perfect Black Velvet is a very specific skill set. And I do not possess that skill...
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2024-11-01 01:08:07 GMT

Just not feeling it this year...
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2024-10-30 02:45:44 GMT

@npub14kr…hv6x @npub1lx7…42qn
Is the LIT still on for MMO?

2024-10-28 10:06:29 GMT

Who decided gambling is a sin?
I bet they weren't very much fun...

2024-10-26 18:32:02 GMT

Another biker gang trying to take over a small town...
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2024-10-26 16:15:15 GMT

@npub12vk…a4wf
#FunFactFriday
The Shakespeare insults saved the day.
"I am the Veriest Varlet that ever Chewed with a Tooth..."
- Henry IV

2024-10-20 15:29:39 GMT

Big freaking pigeon...
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2024-10-18 03:14:30 GMT

Not sure if this is a pun or dad-joke:
"Can I get a nip of that Japanese whiskey?"

2024-10-16 16:16:51 GMT

Slightly cloudy forecast...
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2024-10-15 18:03:24 GMT

Last Friday's update from Asheville NC:
"The 32” water main that feeds water to 80% of Asheville was not in the best state to begin with: just old and in decay. But it was buried about 25’ deep in mountainside so they kept doing bypass-fixes to it instead of digging it up and replacing pipe. Well over 25’ of mountainside has washed away now and the pipe has just fallen to pieces…and roads had to be repaired to become passable to heavy equipment before repair could even be thought of."

2024-10-14 01:20:36 GMT

The NFL Europe games need to stop.
14 straight hours of 'Murican Football is too much...

2024-10-12 03:00:09 GMT

Big fight for recliner seats ..
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2024-10-09 01:27:22 GMT

@npub14kr…hv6x @npub1lx7…42qn
I always feel sad when I hear the MMO outro music and realize the show will be over in 20 minutes...

2024-10-06 04:06:30 GMT

Clyde is going through Kennel Cough for the first time.
Gonna be a long night in the living room together...
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2024-10-05 02:51:12 GMT

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Since when do we let Strayans into Texas?
Did you swim the Rio Grande?

2024-10-05 00:42:52 GMT

When the bass cello shows up, you are in for some jam-band bullsheet...
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2024-10-01 20:46:58 GMT

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Official Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game Rules
DRINK EVERY TIME…
11. Anyone says, “Right here in New York City.”
12. Either candidate mentions Hurricane Helene or the situation in Asheville, North Carolina.
13. Either candidate accuses the other of being insufficiently protective of Israel or Ukraine.
14. A moderator fact-checks either candidate.
15. You feel like driving off a cliff in despair.

2024-10-01 20:46:10 GMT

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Official Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game Rules
DRINK EVERY TIME…
6. Vance mentions a colorful family member. Double if the relative is armed or high or both.
7. Walz brings up January 6th or claims democracy is on the ballot.
8. Vance brings up the Minneapolis riots.
9. Either candidate mentions the middle class or the working class. (Do not do shots of hard alcohol for this rule.)
10. Either candidate uses folksy rhetoric or Midwestern slang, or the word “folks” is uttered, at all.

2024-10-01 20:45:37 GMT

Taibi/Kirn again... Official Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game Rules
Helping America deaden the blow of what's likely to be a very heavy dose of stupid. Rules for tonight's Tim Walz-J.D. Vance folksy-off
DRINK EVERY TIME…
1. Walz mentions Project 2025.
2. Vance questions Walz’s military record.
3. Anyone says “Proud of my service.”
4. Vance accuses Walz of favoring socialism or having ties to the Chinese Communist Party.
5. Walz accuses Vance of fomenting anti-Haitian bigotry.

2024-09-29 02:20:33 GMT

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Gut reaction, she looks like a Sadie

2024-09-25 00:48:27 GMT

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Def Kentucky

2024-09-25 00:24:48 GMT

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TSSRA...

2024-09-14 14:37:18 GMT

Today marks 23 years of a Federal State of Emergency due to terrorism.
Renewed annually by both party's POTUS.
Heartbreaking reminiscence from Matt Taibi and Walter Kirn...
https://www.racket.news/p/america-this-week-september-13-2024?publication_id=1042&post_id=148831522&r=bczks&triedRedirect=true

2024-09-10 01:11:54 GMT

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I picked the wrong day to stop huffing glue...
-V

2024-09-07 23:15:20 GMT

@npub1ma0…yclm @npub1vdx…9285
Just learned I was in elite company...
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2024-09-06 02:05:55 GMT

Live from the Denver meetup...
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2024-09-04 17:19:51 GMT

Hey Folks, reminder about the Denver meetup tomorrow...
https://noagendameetups.com/event/denver-back-to-the-bar-meetup/

2024-09-02 16:54:54 GMT

Scenes from Clear Creek...
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2024-08-31 01:12:39 GMT

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Logan Iced Tea...

2024-08-30 22:45:28 GMT

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First baby born in space?

2024-08-20 03:15:23 GMT

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all you need is 5 volts but fucking guess the amps...

2024-08-16 03:46:03 GMT

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When I picked up my first comic book in a news stand at a mall in 1981, I immediately wondered why the Fantastic Four had an enemy in the Baltic. Not sure why I made that connection...

2024-08-16 03:42:49 GMT

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2024-08-16 03:34:32 GMT

@npub1xgj…fk2u
Yankees should not try to play Waltzing Matilda on accordion.
Ever.
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2024-08-08 23:30:39 GMT

Clyde just wants to remind you that puppies are real and the Internet is fake...
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2024-08-07 02:49:13 GMT

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The Tueler Drill Paradox...

2024-08-07 01:02:53 GMT

With all the riots in Nottingham, how long before the Sheriff takes their bows away...
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2024-08-03 03:51:11 GMT

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Is he going to learn to speak Italian?