RJ805

I thought we weren't doing gifts this year?
Merry Christmas Hump
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2025-12-17 02:49:06 GMT

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*Pixie 'knew' this
Your lying eyes m'fer.
I had no idea pix had passed btw.. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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2025-12-17 02:41:06 GMT

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He's mexican.
For cripes sake, we've been through this

2025-12-17 02:24:40 GMT

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Not with that hair
Never.. 🤨

2025-12-17 02:22:39 GMT

Cop'n a feel on the fedi timeline is a right of passage.
#zoorules

2025-12-09 02:48:36 GMT

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I googled nigger alter.
So confused..

2025-12-09 02:39:31 GMT

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Wood. Burning. Stove.
White people things my pigment impaired brother

2025-12-07 23:39:03 GMT

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LFG
https://eveningzoo.club/media/9b6fcf9635fd5b370d12ecb27dcb2a4fae7b593cf08c72e6a8c8680e5b3ec84a.mp4

2025-11-18 01:36:43 GMT

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Nigga plz..
You'll do the right thing and turn it in.
Prolly cubic zirconium at any rate..

2025-10-15 23:41:59 GMT

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Naw
He's just another attention whore on the internet imo..

2025-09-26 14:41:38 GMT

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They seem like they were decent homes at one time.
Shame..

2025-09-16 04:14:34 GMT

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*steel
😬

2025-08-30 01:15:41 GMT

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There's an app for that fyi.. 💯

2025-08-28 00:57:21 GMT

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No one left/right in kali likes the dude.
Two recall campaigns both squashed by the kikes that run this state..
I dunno

2025-08-28 00:53:00 GMT

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Imagine voting counts.
Lol

2025-08-28 00:50:19 GMT

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You're the king of retarded takes at times my pigment impaired brother..

2025-08-14 01:09:14 GMT

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Something about his lady bugs?

2025-08-13 02:40:31 GMT

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That you don't want and can't get away from. 🤷🏼‍♂️

2025-08-13 02:34:35 GMT

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Fixing a fatty is like owning a time share.
Lose-Lose

2025-08-10 23:59:10 GMT

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🤨
https://eveningzoo.club/media/26636c50f384e8c72857e880a26394986cbeeec53bbfab47a2a1142676f912ae.mp4

2025-08-10 23:36:25 GMT

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Define NIGPS.. 🤨

2025-08-08 02:58:27 GMT

@npub1scu…es43
You got this?
#note1wms…wa0d

2025-08-02 17:13:05 GMT

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😸
#caturday
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2025-07-25 23:39:46 GMT

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She looks like the type that puts on a show, then delivers the worst dutch oven you've ever experienced at 1:17 am.
Maybe I'm wrong but doubt it..

2025-07-25 00:13:45 GMT

@Humpleupagus tried this on his trunk and actually lost an inch.
Buyer beware..
#note1wgn…trfg

2025-07-21 02:17:27 GMT

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I dunno.
Maybe I'm low T but couldn't care less about the stats of the females on here.
A blessing actually..

2025-07-19 22:29:32 GMT

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East coast bound with any luck.
4x4 flying dutchman supremacy..

2025-07-19 21:13:02 GMT

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Fortunately, the restaurants will remain.
I really hope corporate expands their operations outside of the state.
One of the best burgers around..

2025-07-15 03:38:05 GMT

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You wouldn't even touch the sides.
Neither would I for that matter.. 🤷🏼‍♂️

2025-07-12 00:26:10 GMT

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Future back issues.
She needs our support..
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2025-07-11 02:44:21 GMT

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Seems to help.. 🍻

2025-07-11 02:40:48 GMT

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Fair enough..
You can lead a horse to water

2025-07-11 02:37:32 GMT

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Marry an anime chick.
Eventually assumes control of the family finances but in real time.
You age and hover in your garage alone after work seeking solace.
She finds you regardless night after night, interrupting any piece of mind you might have established.
Might as well find a real woman.. 🤷🏼‍♂️

2025-07-11 01:05:32 GMT

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https://eveningzoo.club/media/aac593bb28e56133d93082b3bf6c05021214f38d89e7ddf294af10493ce3835a.gif

2025-07-08 14:35:44 GMT

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2025-07-07 23:22:17 GMT

'Trunk on your junk'..
Just look at what you've done.. 😤
@Humpleupagus
https://eveningzoo.club/media/c848dc4b20fd89dbbd9c65da8069c7ee9a44510aee45e253c0fa61fc7071d09d.jpg

2025-07-07 02:59:09 GMT

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Why are we fighting?
https://eveningzoo.club/media/ab5575d0c37613d3b595ea7797f5074fb8e0ba70f45e5637f28fb91c783c9e0b.mp4

2025-07-07 02:56:12 GMT

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This guy giving you problems.. 🤨

2025-06-28 22:33:46 GMT

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https://eveningzoo.club/media/06a4ee64a780ccaaa76f061822888258252551a90cca697ad435ef7a81255f9a.mp4

2025-06-27 01:41:50 GMT

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*Counseling the youth regarding proper diaper sizing..

2025-06-24 23:26:35 GMT

The internet found your future wife.
Thought you should know..
@npub1scu…es43
#note18ca…a0qv

2025-06-24 02:08:00 GMT

Trademark issues?
@Humpleupagus
#note1f3u…vtj4

2025-06-12 23:27:06 GMT

He was a great man, miss hearing the family stories.
Still have one of his old buckskin rubbers in a drawer somewhere.
Miss you paw-paw..
https://eveningzoo.club/media/9587e41b2d6c72f347cd78f1b4e49a2a6a763b25a21578ac45d39e06f0ff4748.jpg

2025-06-07 05:29:09 GMT

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Most importantly, I think we lost @npub1jq3…nmkz

2025-06-07 05:15:26 GMT

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I was somewhat offended myself..

2025-06-07 05:08:55 GMT

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Cruel..
Thought we were talking power tools.. 😉
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2025-06-07 04:51:05 GMT

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Don't tell me you're a DeWalt enjoyer.
Wtf..

2025-06-07 04:44:12 GMT

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Milwaukee or gtfo.. 🤨
'Murica..

2025-06-07 04:40:32 GMT

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I don't understand asain.. 😬
Solly..

2025-06-07 04:38:17 GMT

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Ya don't say..
https://eveningzoo.club/media/2ada39b8fce8aeee13703cf6365d4aaa7af4aa6d307b60c9b4741e0f5c6f3610.webm

2025-06-06 23:39:20 GMT

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That's twice today you've made me laugh.
Cheers 🍻

2025-06-04 03:39:16 GMT

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Every. Single. Time.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/ce978eb8153528de63cff4fb2dbe921abbb6d9d0906daaeef825e6bdd5672cff.jpg

2025-05-29 00:19:11 GMT

For those concerned:
@penguin is just fine enjoying a beach holiday with the mrs.
Will be back shortly...
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2025-05-23 02:04:17 GMT

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With a little help from yahweh..
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2025-05-22 01:10:31 GMT

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Not sure Hoss is of boomer status and faux news rocks young'n so whatever..
Thinking Romney has a lock down on '28.
A REAL president for once..

2025-05-21 01:04:36 GMT

🤔
Would you mind if I called in an expert to confirm?
@npub1scu…es43
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2025-05-12 01:21:36 GMT

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Wtf?

2025-05-12 01:18:50 GMT

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I've invested decades worth of research regarding the tiddy/ass argument.
My findings are that the backside typically holds up better than the front end so choose wisely young men.
As for the brain, yer fugg'd either way..

2025-05-04 00:08:27 GMT

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In all seriousness, you're spot on with that one.
The women on my side of the family can be a handful but they LOVE my wife.
She keeps them chit chatting while I dissappear into the next room during family events. 🍻

2025-05-04 00:01:43 GMT

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It's all about technique when attempting to land that special someone.. 😏
https://eveningzoo.club/media/74a5f413cd18f369e6db7604fa364bb1c7c4fdfa4a6b2ec901f74ff131eafe3b.webm

2025-05-02 03:03:23 GMT

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https://eveningzoo.club/media/074a64d602cccde8273726385bf2962143e9d2bca0f834240b1f6e12c68706b7.webm

2025-04-30 23:52:19 GMT

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Skid 'plate'.
They are pretty much worthlessly flimsy these days but have kept me from gutting the underside due to rocks etc in years past.

2025-04-30 23:26:25 GMT

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He's one of the few actors I can tolerate.
What's the flick?

2025-04-30 23:24:10 GMT

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LFGOOOO.. 🍻
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2025-04-29 01:41:51 GMT

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Way to rub things in.. 🥺

2025-04-29 01:39:59 GMT

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🤷🏼‍♂️
https://eveningzoo.club/media/eb8a95a20be7d9cf003888448e887b9056ff761137684aefb95d8552f2e9269b.mp4

2025-04-27 03:14:05 GMT

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for the second time now.. 😤

2025-04-27 03:12:03 GMT

Yeah, fuck no to inbound follower requests tonight.
Thanks @npub1scu…es43

2025-04-27 02:02:13 GMT

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Thats not a kitty.
THIS is a kitty..
(worst paul hogan impression ever)
https://eveningzoo.club/media/3c02fd3e1c8ce2a32649cd48de1b77155ae3a6799001a97d4caebba870a3d5e9.webm

2025-04-27 01:44:29 GMT

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Cats noticing possum posting on their day be like..
https://eveningzoo.club/media/0212cd6b2e6a18ed5f489fd26044eba3949980c010430c7a7c3f1939a518018e.jpeg

2025-04-26 01:52:41 GMT

What a great find whilst rummaging through some old family heirlooms today.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/2f8e48032fd342c1e73f4d09bfd0d2e7ebb1d1caf43cbe2caeeb36c0782ec8bf.jpg

2025-04-25 01:36:26 GMT

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*would.. 🤷🏼‍♂️

2025-04-25 01:34:41 GMT

Quote posting on behalf of my boy @npub1scu…es43
Yessir..

2025-04-24 03:21:37 GMT

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*you
Would.. 👏🏻

2025-04-20 15:13:41 GMT

Quite the mixed bag on this easter sunday tl.. 🤭
https://eveningzoo.club/media/442ad348dcf142d589a0164955a4c05d09d35b35d5beafccf68bc16ef689464a.jpg

2025-04-20 02:49:04 GMT

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2025-04-19 01:30:32 GMT

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My focus is on Dog promoting degeneracy on this tl.
We need to get him clipped asap..
@Humpleupagus

2025-04-19 01:25:03 GMT

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It's an old clip
Possibly? 🤷🏼‍♂️

2025-04-19 01:23:00 GMT

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Drugs are not the answer.
Sinner..
https://eveningzoo.club/media/901746cb3b8fa151e7f2aeba924b9398068834257f9a4749c7bd9dd6011c8fc1.gif

2025-04-18 01:38:14 GMT

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Moved to the 'big city' for employment reasons as a youth.
Found a local Safeway on day 2 (thanks thomas guide) in order to pick up supplies.
Was accosted by a nasty, strung out boon with an eye patch as I exited who hit me up for change citing medical expenses.
Lifted the patch to drive the point home revealing an open wound with obvious signs of infection.
And to think these folks built the pyramids...

2025-04-17 23:06:14 GMT

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Let me know if you run low..
(highly unlikely, I know)

2025-04-17 23:04:20 GMT

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I think I know a cry for help when I hear one.
I got you fam..
#tiddyTuesday
https://eveningzoo.club/media/17dae13a980808f0f5610088e2026b5c9ff8e5b6772be473b62c61f652a0299f.webm

2025-04-14 03:42:29 GMT

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Burn..

2025-04-13 21:15:39 GMT

Just got back from an extended family function and can't get the perfume odors off me..
https://eveningzoo.club/media/f8f6b533e1b9e053f266913beb0e78b37a375bd678d7f2aefd499cc75aa38fe3.gif

2025-04-12 00:17:58 GMT

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You can save him. 😉

2025-04-12 00:00:05 GMT

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The client is at fault at the end of the day.
Start wrong, finish wrong.
Good to hear you're not liable

2025-04-11 23:51:29 GMT

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Phuck that..
Nightmare

2025-04-11 23:50:29 GMT

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All that red tape, rediculous as always.
I feel for ya

2025-04-11 23:47:28 GMT

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Did what you could and agree that you pulled out at the correct time.
Sounds like it would have been a financial nightmare otherwise.

2025-04-11 23:19:04 GMT

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At least you're not out materials if I read that correctly.
What a nightmare

2025-04-05 23:50:10 GMT

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Having outdoor cats is just a part of being a good neighbor fr..
https://eveningzoo.club/media/3a947e464b9f5c390eb4c8b5254fc6c8a821f668806cfb894b2eea166df41512.mp4

2025-04-05 23:21:52 GMT

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Best you could do on short notice?
You got me ready to re-storm the capital.
LFG...

2025-04-05 22:37:57 GMT

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Wow but then again, I've always trusted your judgment.
Thanks Highroehler! 🫡