Turiz

😂 faxx 📠 but but what you need for 10k sats yesterday today you need 11k sats. sometimes you need 8k sats because the fiat mind continues to dominate. *slaps knee*. as long as we stay sovereign and earning in Bitcoin 😁 🤙🏾

2026-06-04 04:34:22 GMT

Zappers ⚡ right now after Zapping ⚡ on the way down since ATH. they're turning to motivational speakers
😂 https://image.nostr.build/d21437c291eed2a724591894fcb10baedc9c0fa334847467464b63485a305071.jpg

2026-06-04 04:31:57 GMT

a new dev used to pull up with their new shiny toy app, I had to scam them as a Swahili translator. . . it is Bitcoin and Nostr and has Swahili I touched it 😂 truss me..

2026-06-04 04:30:04 GMT

Rough times make tough people. . . 😭 😂 😭

2026-06-04 04:29:22 GMT

the pain if spedn 25k sats weekly on diapers 😂 make you wanna think twice bout hitting it raw 😂 😂 😭😭 it was badddd... it was .

2026-06-04 04:26:59 GMT

10 k sat zaps used to be 2 bucks 😂 we haven't dipped yet . haha 😂

2026-06-04 04:25:56 GMT

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😂 ni mbaya . but kuko tu sawa. it was bad when prices zilikuwa $23-25k 😂 but advantage shillingi ilikuwa trash exchange 💱 rate ilikuwa $1 = 150 Kes 😂 karibu tuone 160 like the Japanese 😭 😭

2026-06-04 04:16:26 GMT

420 sats enough for 2 eggs . 🥚 🍳 who's smoking a blunt and feeling zappy ⚡ #askNostr #zapathon

2026-06-04 04:14:25 GMT

There's a thin line between love and hate. . . . 🫂 💜
spread love 💕 sats are secondary 🥈

2026-06-04 04:12:32 GMT

my bills are getting expensive by the dip , that was not the agreement when I moved out my parents crib Satoshi 😭😂 . . we're supposed to be mooning. TF

2026-06-04 04:09:16 GMT

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Wagwan. too of the morning 🌄

2026-06-04 04:07:05 GMT

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🤷🏾‍♂️ https://image.nostr.build/9986a934edfd27393e783906d85a9fcb403fbb4785b4f5fb53f58fb385e5b79b.jpg

2026-06-04 03:54:07 GMT

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they heard you burning the coin so they said might as well send it to zero if others are sending it to satoshis wallet 😂😂

2026-06-04 03:52:51 GMT

GM 🌅 in my Townsville 💨 ✌🏾🕊️🫂💜
spread love 💕 sats are necessary 🥇
https://image.nostr.build/25a4b632dabae63446b5f5c0a0a9ead79c8c20fdc7bbd9e318b49d8d8aad60e7.jpg

2026-06-04 01:35:37 GMT

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it's that early AM here. 😁 just vibing in silence

2026-06-03 15:52:55 GMT

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🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀

2026-06-03 10:01:07 GMT

Me too guise. SI ayam sorrii sana muno
#note1gl0…kctc

2026-06-03 09:32:39 GMT

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i asked whether if I implement login with Google/ Apple, if users login to their existing npubs they created with Wisp I ain't received any answers this far. 🤷🏾‍♂️

2026-06-03 09:31:27 GMT

I just met with the homies, they gave me my flowers 🌺🌹 💐 - they said since I stopped dealing the Holy Plant 🍁 they haven't seen the strains I had in the village .
I love it. they already labeled me a Kingpin. 😭 😂 😂 Here for this. !
#note18r9…4vg5

2026-06-03 05:20:05 GMT

bottom is in? $65656 ?? we dont know we dont care. 1 BTC = 1 BTC
stepping out to walk round the village and be seen, and see others. also spedn some bitcoins - might get a hair cut. - thrift some t-shirts. we dont know either
good day good people. the rest, who are you?

2026-06-02 22:04:16 GMT

BOUNTY ALERT 🚨
🚀
#note1qyn…efee

2026-06-01 19:38:14 GMT

Ship or Dip .
I don't make the rules

2026-06-01 18:30:02 GMT

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let's goooo 🚀🚀🚀

2026-06-01 15:55:16 GMT

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does it pay? @nprofile…2ln2 somewhere you can finally put in a good word.

2026-06-01 09:05:10 GMT

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mdogo mdogo tu. 🫡

2026-06-01 07:18:32 GMT

Yup Yup ..
Some if not most are going on by the support of friends and one Zap ⚡ at a time.
spread love 💕 sats are necessary 🥇
#note1s8p…npcg

2026-05-31 19:09:15 GMT

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still building #Hisa Nostr marketplace app built on Android. https://zapstore.dev/apps/com.hisa an OpenSats grant would nvm .. it was rejected.. but still building. 🤙🏾

2026-05-31 14:24:31 GMT

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illegal streams would be nice to catch the games

2026-05-31 14:12:35 GMT

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PURA VIDA coffee mugs on sale still 🤙🏾 keep #coffeechain alive

2026-05-31 10:40:13 GMT

investors assemble.
🚀 there's money to be made 🚀

2026-05-31 10:38:09 GMT

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don't forget the scammers and naked girls

2026-05-31 06:46:39 GMT

this bitch who's hair I got done... she ain't change it yet- tiz been weeks 😂. she fuckin everyone though 😂 😂 you gotta laugh. you fuckin nyggas who can't make your hair. I can never be mad.
Hoe Life.

2026-05-31 06:44:56 GMT

i'm really proud of the man I became. I could of turned out worse if I wanted. but I made better choices.
🤙🏾

2026-05-31 06:41:27 GMT

Cashu Lovers. you did not hear it from moi. he ded.
#note1lgj…wead

2026-05-31 06:26:07 GMT

i brought the bags in the hood and made them all move my shitdddd ...
zero pressure ✖️

2026-05-31 06:25:28 GMT

No dope on Sundays. That's if you really out here getting money 🤑 - CyHi the Prince .

2026-05-31 06:23:09 GMT

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damn bro. pictures lately is 🔥

2026-05-31 06:22:32 GMT

Real gangsters don't want to be in the streets. #iykyk

2026-05-31 06:22:06 GMT

No dope on Sundays. not cus i'm a Saint, but le boy has to drive his parents to church ⛪

2026-05-31 06:20:28 GMT

Hahahaha you npub ends with 'Clue' . is it because you don't have one ?
haha @npub1w7xwvxwcgk3x6pcp4zuh9uz0azvgshctdz4zfy09kq2e3uu95h3ssnclue

2026-05-31 06:19:29 GMT

So you are right I can never be a Red or a Blue cus I don't do groups or gangs. I moved dolo.
@npub1w7xwvxwcgk3x6pcp4zuh9uz0azvgshctdz4zfy09kq2e3uu95h3ssnclue
#note1cnp…yrm3

2026-05-31 06:16:26 GMT

Peak Turiz was selling weed out of his parents Lexus RX300 2008 that they were given as a gift at Church ⛪. just for context. driving round serving the fiends.
vroom vroom . 🤙🏾 Like Fuck the Law and praise the Lord

2026-05-31 06:08:18 GMT

sometimes you have to tighten up your circle ⭕ and kick out the weirdoz . we Neva duckin flame though...

2026-05-31 06:03:12 GMT

Winning out loud. 💯

2026-05-31 05:46:58 GMT

First you find God, then you find yourself.
✌🏾 🕊️

2026-05-31 05:45:20 GMT

and when I lost my passion for music that's when my world ended . . . 😭

2026-05-31 05:44:30 GMT

anything making me wealthy, I am doing it times 2.
🤙🏾

2026-05-31 05:43:32 GMT

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i'm guessing everyone lost. no one expected a draw by game time. they got everybody

2026-05-31 05:41:38 GMT

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😭😭😭 nooo. Who were you backing

2026-05-31 05:40:34 GMT

bets were won. jijijiji. you can tell 😁

2026-05-31 05:39:30 GMT

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thank you gang @npub1td9…rgfu

2026-05-31 05:35:34 GMT

we already beat the streets we ain't trying to beat the streets again. 🥁 🛢️

2026-05-31 05:33:40 GMT

i would share their pics but I respect my friends and their Hussle.
#note1cpd…l35w

2026-05-31 05:32:57 GMT

The people I used to play soccer ⚽ with in 2009-2010 are now picking up trash to sell per kilogram for recycling. I chose to focus on my dreams, and kilograms of the bhangi by any means . 🍁

2026-05-31 05:30:04 GMT

Pride month coming in hot , gays.
GM 🌈

2026-05-30 19:04:19 GMT

The first person to purchase my merch gets their name tattooed on my stomach. on some thug life shit. but you gotta buy the t-shirt 👕 plus the hoodie.

2026-05-30 19:00:43 GMT

you can literally just choose to follow the normal people and never have to hear about Bitcoin stuff, relays, cashu, web of trust and all that other retarded stuff that drives users away because people can't shut up about it

2026-05-30 18:58:37 GMT

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authenticity is everything

2026-05-30 18:53:41 GMT

Lies crumble and truth stands. No matter what

2026-05-30 16:49:52 GMT

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nostr sucks on mobile internet 🛜

2026-05-30 11:22:00 GMT

boi does my mom love her greens and mboshos . . .
black beans plus cabbage plus rice . #foodstr. food fit for a vegan 🤤 https://image.nostr.build/29ea4eb4831065354b843929f31ea1d51f0b5414bb48e3611400a5de509a861d.jpg

2026-05-30 10:33:29 GMT

59k notes. 18k replies. 25 reads and articles. 7908 photos and videos. 6963 zaps. 19 relays. - Turiz - Pura VIda.

2026-05-30 10:22:35 GMT

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true. we need simple interfaces without all the technical stuff bombarding the normies

2026-05-30 10:19:17 GMT

what's done is done. kapiche. there is no turning back.

2026-05-30 09:32:40 GMT

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at mi parents house. nobodi bother with the stupid loan.
#nevent1q…0gas

2026-05-30 09:29:37 GMT

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true. do no harm 😄 😄 🚀 🚀

2026-05-30 09:00:51 GMT

Why would you get a job, when there's already people with money, all you have to do is rob them ? #crimeTalk. #askNostr
Sound on 🔊 https://npub1q6ps7m94jfdastx2tx76sj8sq4nxdhlsgmzns2tr4xt6ydx6grzspm0kxr.blossom.band/353460431be0eceacff5fd3a28905a2a66049cd344ef610632414d9469f3009d.mp4

2026-05-30 06:14:46 GMT

Some body lend me $30 to pay for my internet 🛜 you can get it back in 84 hours. 4 days . we have issues to solve and i'm not going to use the internet 🛜 at my parents house 🏡 .

2026-05-30 05:38:14 GMT

Cooked my rice 🍚 yesterday and lost my appetite . #foodstr. but I can have it as my breakfast so yay. no begging for food money today with fake accounts.
GM 🌄
https://image.nostr.build/4380666f9131cd3f7844694cd1eab398252cc2643583896e2a37af9330f007dc.jpg

2026-05-29 21:40:05 GMT

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kinda true-ish but i was hacked hahaha
#nevent1q…vkjm

2026-05-29 20:04:18 GMT

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did you graduate with a Bitcoin 😂 don't tell me you are featured as an actor in this bitch 😂 😂. you won't hear the end of this 😂

2026-05-29 19:58:01 GMT

humans tolerate anything if you put enough in their pockets .

2026-05-29 07:15:49 GMT

Damn. my mom has more pictures backed up than I do beloved . Proof of Parenting. #dadstr https://image.nostr.build/1b90f641caafce51d7bee2c245c8bef3ab09814b13abf35d53dfea5a6f62e430.jpg

2026-05-29 06:18:09 GMT

fuckstr thought he was a threat but he's muted by everyone hahaha 🤣 free the plebs. free the private investigators.

2026-05-29 06:04:55 GMT

yet another ded endeavor. love to see those. hyped up . the higher they go, the harder they fall.
#note1t32…s22a

2026-05-29 05:58:53 GMT

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faxx 📠 it's fuck Jack.

2026-05-29 05:51:21 GMT

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what bank ? it was sitting on a random address 😔 😂 😭 . I really don't have a bank account

2026-05-29 04:59:03 GMT

give a man fish type nyggas never teach you where to fish looking azz nyggas

2026-05-29 04:50:36 GMT

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imagine explaining receiving 1.1m sats to normal people because u said you are about to sell your laptop to provide for yourself and the family because there's no jobs and the country is facing maandamano . 😂 😂

2026-05-29 04:26:47 GMT

I hope the people who overlooked me keep getting scammed and their projects ending up ded as fugg. Yup! That's my mood today.
🫡 Good day good people

2026-05-28 22:39:14 GMT

I was told to always smile with the little I've got , bubbabear . . .

2026-05-28 19:58:20 GMT

every zap ⚡ is a test. a test of responsibility. what shall you do with the hardest money on earth?

2026-05-28 19:51:25 GMT

my blobbi tegg ded as fugg 😂 I left him asleep shitting on himself 😂 and I haven't checked on him since I haven't renew my internet 🛜 😂

2026-05-28 19:47:42 GMT

lenders tagging me on notes about how Foss devs with no grants are good buddies who do all the heavy lifting for little to no pay . at least they know we still don't have money and their loans not getting paid back soon... till better rates and inclusive grants. 💯

2026-05-28 19:43:20 GMT

no guarantees . you may or you may not. sovereign gs. my bills are a definitely must be sorted 😭

2026-05-28 19:37:20 GMT

2237hrs in my Townsville 💨✌🏾🌍🫂💜
4k sats in my wolenje. let me grab a beer 🍺 to crack open at midnight. happy birthday to moi.

2026-05-28 19:27:44 GMT

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depends with the strains

2026-05-28 18:32:41 GMT

High court ruling on legalization and decriminalization of the Holy Plant receiving media black out.... sources say we still haven't heard from relevant sources.

2026-05-28 18:14:31 GMT

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TBT moment when March 2025 Plebeian posted a hiring post . and I DM you 😁. #nevent1q…ehe8

2026-05-28 11:47:11 GMT

march 2025 trying to holla the CHief for a job.. vs may 2026 PR merged after reporting bug and asking if there is a bounty >>> moral of the story: keep pushing https://blossom.primal.net/b53d30c245b59f400a48e6c46e8906830696009f687a35602e43fcce8628f3ad.png #devstr

2026-05-28 07:06:03 GMT

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faxx 📠 😂🤣😂😂

2026-05-28 06:46:40 GMT

we could be doing a lot moar but retards want to read our tweets every day waiting for a note to discredit us. . steady doom-scrolling beloved. - give them a reason. one shitpost at a time

2026-05-28 03:35:20 GMT

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or unpaid contributors🤣 🤣 🤣 .

2026-05-28 03:14:56 GMT

ZERO worms in sight for this Early Birdie.
#note16t9…gg9k https://image.nostr.build/66d3da884e91f782ca1a35b874134c9e4efd8108468b9f092ab29b842c4d3204.jpg

2026-05-28 01:45:18 GMT

0444hrs in my Townsville 💨✌🏾🕊️🫂💜😊🫡💚💥💣💥💣💚

2026-05-28 01:29:00 GMT

my early bird breakfast is fries and eggs. - I don't eat worms. thank you

2026-05-28 01:27:16 GMT

when it's Betting on your self you should completely double down. . .

2026-05-28 00:31:23 GMT

if they're blocking your way and your blessings you must be meant for greatness.