Christ First ✝️ | Film Producer & Writer @noahsarkscans & @diedsuddenly_| I help find funding for the Right: Over $20 Million in 4 years 🫡
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Last Notes npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke A woman tried to stop a man from capturing a gator that attacked someone because “it’s a gentle angel.” npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Somebody needs to come and check on Big Mike. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke You’re kids are being s*xually abused while you’re at work, and your taxes are paying for it. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Demonic parents put dress on little boy and bring him to drag queen story hour npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Breastfeeding influencer gets her Instagram raided by millions of perverted pajeets and it’s kind of funny until you realize that they’re all from profiles based in the U.S. 😭 npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Need more of these to keep the DEI coalition out of our communities and nation. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke This is a female public school teacher. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke I'm glad to see that the White kid stood up for himself, because the public school system surely won't. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Women should never have been granted the right to vote, to hold public office, or to wield judicial power as Supreme Court justices. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke This is truly a nation-destroying decision. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Amy Coney Barrett's and John Roberts' 250th gift to America is making sure the country doesn’t survive another 250 years. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Why are Tennessee taxpayers footing the bill for mandatory diversity tours that send officers in training to Drag Queen venues? npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Based??? npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Wells Fargo shut down my bank accounts when I was 17 hours away from home with no other way to pay for anything. I was stranded. They sent my entire bank account and savings to loss prevention in 2021, mailing me a check a month later. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke A Black woman harasses a bunch of police officers responding to a "teen" takeover because their presence is "harassing" the other Black Section 8 tenants nearby. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke An agitated member of the Karmelo community harasses a White man for the mere crime of filling up at the gas station. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke The city of Dallas itself is 42% hispanic, 29% black, and only 29% white according to 2010 census npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Indian businesses are always scamming, ESPECIALLY gas stations. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Karmelo Anthony, the anti-White demon, has been found GUILTY of murdering Austin Metcalf. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Watching all these Americans cheering for Israel, as Netanyahu blatantly disrespected Trump’s orders, is absolutely insane. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Laura Loomer reveals where her loyalties truly lie as she undermines President Trump’s statement about being in charge and celebrates Netanyahu’s deliberate disobedience (and disrespect) to POTUS orders. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Malls used to be such lovely places. Beautiful stores, Hollisters you could smell 3 stores down, clean and orderly food courts, Kay Jewelers, etc.. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke @nprofile…7t52 This will continue to grow as more and more Americans start noticing. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke This is 10,000 times worse than anything that happened to George Floyd. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke All my LA-based precious metals firms are voting for Spencer Pratt today because they’re sick of walking over poop on the sidewalk to get to work LOL is it really that bad over there? npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke I’m pretty sure these are the same bot accounts that amplify Laura Loomer’s propaganda posts. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Georgia couple gets 15 years in prison after a confrontation occurred as they drove by a group of blacks at a birthday party during a “support the rebel flag” parade. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Republicans must do everything they can to gerrymander these types of voters into one isolated district. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke @nprofile…peuh I’m sorry.. isn’t that what DOGE was for? And you shut it down after some bad press. Forgive me for not believing that you’re serious about fraud THIS time? npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke @nprofile…7t52 The GOP spent millions pushing an unpopular Hindu Indian on Ohio voters because God forbid they choose a Christian White male. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Is it really a bad thing that we're eliminating gerrymandered congressional districts catering to this? npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke The long-term societal consequences of wanting cheap guacamole: npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Remember the zio influencers who cheered on a regime as they bombed churches, drone-struck ambulances, and slaughtered little Gazan infants and toddlers? npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke This is the end result and the real societal consequences of the H-2A Visa program. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke So glad our CBP and ICE agents have been demoted to now checking how much shampoo you have on your carry-on while transgender invaders continue to rape and murder Americans. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Chicago mayor in 1960: “I’ve issued an order to shoot on sight” npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Karmelo content of character strikes again. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Something is very wrong with the murder of Austin Metcalf. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke Well well well, another Black judge just helping a Brotha out. npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke “Mike Lindell never changed his mind, he said the 2020 election was rigged.. even when the FBI thugs took away everything he had, it was a vicious weaponization of government..but he stood up strong, nothing was going to phase him, and I want to Thank you Mike on behalf of everybody.” npub1qa4y0zmfwzcgn3z8nkepcj2hdtav05ydynn969mjk0rf83vkj9aqyq8wf2 Lauren Witzke The truth about India:
