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2024-08-29 10:20:24

My dream MacBook - the 13” MacBook Air in silver color. Too bad it’s going to go to somebody else
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2024-08-28 09:20:26

Now arrest Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg as well France

2024-08-28 06:30:38

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@npub1qum…zskm hah, Singapore won’t do jack shit if it don’t benefit them. They’ve let Najib’s goons operate freely until 1MDB blow up globally

2024-08-27 16:41:25

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Looks like I’m not the only one who’s unhappy with their customer service https://maps.app.goo.gl/ariZH1RyzGfT2U4n8?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

2024-08-27 02:39:43

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@npub1mvk…pwtz ?

2024-08-27 02:23:36

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@npub1qum…zskm It was one time only but still unforgettable once in a lifetime experience in this mostly demure and mindful country

2024-08-27 02:13:17

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If he ever joins, it will be him holding some placards anyway for an hour or two. Too soon for student activism?

2024-08-27 02:06:32

There’s a Palestinian protest encampment at my kid’s college. Torn between wanting him to join it and also worried it might affect his studies and sponsorship. He’s staying away for now

2024-08-26 15:21:17

RIP Sven. Arwah baik orangnya #YNWA

2024-08-26 15:14:45

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Muak. Ga mau makan Richcheese sampai 100 tahun

2024-08-26 15:14:06

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@npub1qum…zskm come on Gombang, keep up!

2024-08-26 14:53:14

Ini Bobby Saputra punya juga ya?
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2024-08-26 02:29:36

Me being a slightly dramatic when my boss won’t approve my leave application for being on the first work of school. I’m supposed to pick her up in school early during Report Card day.
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2024-08-25 13:37:32

Got tonnes of work emails coming in. Imma follow the expat’s example and only do them during work hours 👌🏽

2024-08-11 04:05:24

Forgive me lord for I have sinned
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2024-08-10 06:12:27

Netflix’s Unresolved Mysteries lost all credibilities when it runs Mothman. What’s next? Big foot and aliens?

2024-08-09 11:08:36

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@npub1qj7…ech2 mostly charge with my magsafe charger and usually when battery is low only

2024-08-09 11:03:50

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@npub1qj7…ech2 no idea what you’re talking about
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2024-08-09 06:54:30

I can still open my favourite websites with Cloudflare tho 🤔

2024-08-08 16:45:58

3 kinds of ointments before bed 👴

2024-08-08 06:19:09

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I know
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2024-08-08 06:16:55

I just wanna be able to sleep soundly at night 😭
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2024-08-05 13:18:01

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@npub1smg…xwcp we need a refuge from the hellsites

2024-08-05 07:02:57

Before they spend millions to make Truth Social 2.0, trying my darnest to get the minister to embrace Mastodon. Pray for me guys
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2024-08-05 06:36:48

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Ngl the sauce was a bit hot, kinda overwhelm the taste of the chicken and the cheese. Still good tho. Have to try the regular chicken next time. 4 stars.

2024-08-04 12:33:35

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@npub1qum…zskm belum, nampak kayak clone KFC dan tidak sihat

2024-08-04 10:57:43

I don’t remember when badminton shifted from the domination of China and Indonesia (and maybe Malaysia) to a variety of countries like Japan, India and Thailand

2024-08-04 10:32:27

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@npub1qum…zskm baru ada, penuh manusia

2024-08-03 15:40:28

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The plot reveal at the end 👌🏾

2024-08-03 15:38:50

Oh Richcheese asal dari Indonesia … mereka semakin berani!

2024-08-03 08:47:56

At the risk of sounding like a dictorship, Malaysia should just ban Instagram like Turkey did

2024-08-03 03:38:04

This scene tho 😙 https://youtu.be/i2lpV4uopr4?si=r2GGPNBmhKuJQxd6

2024-08-02 13:34:57

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Sony reserves the least pretty design for their cheapest phone (not really cheap at 2,200 MYR). Can’t really justify spending that much money

2024-08-02 01:41:58

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@npub1qum…zskm say no more
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2024-08-01 16:22:00

Nothing unites the Asean brethren like food
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2024-08-01 06:04:25

Every time I looked at a hot sunny day but I didn’t do my laundry that day, I thought - what a wasted opportunity

2024-08-01 01:47:59

Back to the primary campus for a week. When I first started here 11 years ago, that tall building didn’t exist
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2024-07-31 16:55:01

Dah boleh berjudi kat UAE #syukur

2024-07-30 13:11:59

Been a week since I weaned off (read: can’t afford) Ivory and switched to Ice Cubes. Been great so far except that I keep seeing duplicate boosts of the same post by different people. Is there a way to switch that off?

2024-07-29 05:55:59

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I’m at the workshop right now. So far it’s looking like just a leaking oil filter. Let us pray that it’s nothing more serious than that 🧎‍➡️

2024-07-29 02:27:07

Don’t know what’s the fuss about Perfect Days. At most it makes me wanna clean my toilet more 😂
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2024-07-29 01:02:58

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Who’s the idiot that orders one anyway at another store? 🙋🏽‍♂️. Guess when you can’t stop thinking about the phone, you’re gonna do it eventually. Still, I got the feeling this store is also gonna fail to find any stocks. 5 previous stores did. We shall see.
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2024-07-28 07:20:17

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Perfect fucking timing

2024-07-28 07:06:07

Do i tap the icon? Do I get a power up?
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2024-07-27 03:22:17

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@npub1qum…zskm Siti Nurhaliza did it best, always https://youtu.be/ahK7JF9vIUM?si=51H_4pH1aGmU9tRV

2024-07-26 08:19:06

Company trips are nice but you know what's even nicer? A meaningful annual raise and 2-3 months bonuses. I know they can do it because they did in the past

2024-07-26 01:48:49

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@npub1qum…zskm nice but they’re like totally different melodies 🤔

2024-07-26 01:41:38

It’s a crime to keep this beautiful, refreshing stream to paying resort guests only. But knowing the Malaysian public, this place will get dirty within a week if open to all, without strict supervision. Sad but true.
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2024-07-26 00:30:34

Oh, I thought he was a story book character like Harry Potter or Peter Pan
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2024-07-25 16:19:05

6 days extendend break starts now. Alarm clock off

2024-07-25 13:34:05

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@npub1su4…a0dw yeah Grok is doing great

2024-07-25 13:28:12

Not bad for a Thursday. Company trip to a jungle resort north of Selangor
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2024-07-25 11:47:36

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@npub1qj7…ech2 what happens if you detach it

2024-07-24 11:44:18

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@npub12ty…vnqc hang on, i cant zoom on the photos anymore?

2024-07-24 11:42:45

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@npub12ty…vnqc dont forget inline image loading! I dont wanna switch into a different window

2024-07-24 10:25:22

Get a Nest Hub or digital frame, load up your family photos as slideshows so that you will always remember all the good times and bad times. And whenever you’re tempted to do some hanky-panky business, you will give them a thought. Is it worth it?
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2024-07-24 09:27:01

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It’s been down for the past 2 weeks and I have all but given up trying to fix it without calling the vendor. This dept is allergic to calling and paying vendors post sales.
Sounds like the next IT Manager’s problem

2024-07-24 09:25:50

My company spends million on the latest hardware and popular education platforms every year but our attendance system tech is still from the 90s

2024-07-24 09:21:08

Kehidupan Gombang di kantor
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2024-07-24 06:18:45

After thinking about this phone for a week, I made the difficult decision of buying it today. A few minutes later, the vendor said they don’t have it in black. I only want the black colour. Cancelled order.
Maybe somebody out there is looking out for me
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2024-07-23 14:13:24

I don't usually watch court dramas but Presumed Innocent 🤌🏾

2024-07-23 10:49:44

I've been home since 4:00 PM because of the summer holiday schedule at school. If I sleep now, there will be hell to pay (headache) when my toddler rudely wakes me up when he comes home later.

2024-07-23 10:15:06

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@npub12ty…vnqc well, it’s quite tragic

2024-07-23 02:16:33

New guy in front of me wears a really strong-smelling perfume. FML

2024-07-22 11:16:30

お金稼ぐ俺らはスター
お金稼ぐ私はスター

2024-07-22 01:46:35

Good morning, haven’t had this in a millenia. Forgot how good it tastes
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2024-07-21 13:28:28

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This XOX prepaid line is valid for 365 days for only 25 ringgit

2024-07-21 13:27:49

My mother insists on using this legendary 2G phone when the old one breaks. Said she needs a backup during arrival at the airport
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2024-07-20 11:48:49

Reason #341 why I need a new car. Driving uphill in the middle lane and the buses and lorries are flashing me to get out of the way 😭

2024-07-19 12:52:23

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2024-07-19 09:32:17

Hai, Microsoft down ke tu?

2024-07-18 06:24:47

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Since vendor is paying, would it be too much to order the most expensive item on the menu?
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2024-07-18 06:21:30

Coming to complain why my bill so expensive
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2024-07-17 09:25:41

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Maybe you can be really rich driving for Grab, idk

2024-07-17 08:50:37

…I just created a new parent account, the father says “Grab driver”, mother says housewife. Girl how you afford to send your kid to this private school unless that job is a front …

2024-07-12 06:37:55

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This country is 20-30 years away from efficient and reliable public transportation where you don’t have to allocate 2-3 hours for a 20KM radius journey and walk > 10KM to the nearest pick up point

2024-07-12 03:24:23

Somewhere in the Proton showroom, there’s a S70 Flagship X model with my name on it (still dreaming)
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2024-07-10 03:35:20

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A lot can still happen in 25 minutes but not when you're Canada against Argentina

2024-07-08 16:32:20

Berangan itu percuma. Tengah banding harga 3 kereta idaman (mampu milik) - Proton S70, Honda City & Toyota Vios. City & Vios yang ada leather seat sama harga dengan top of the line S70 ~ RM95k. Terima kasih Mahathir atas dasar protectionism kamu. Kalau tak dah boleh pakai Honda atau Toyota murah (sikit) 😏

2024-07-07 11:18:42

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@npub1u8j…s2df that’s not how wishes work

2024-07-07 02:10:30

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@npub1u8j…s2df surely you wished for world peace?

2024-07-02 04:31:59

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They’re here
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2024-07-02 04:15:22

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Thought about buying flower bouquet last night but didn’t. Seeing everybody coming with flowers this morning, guess who’s scrambling to get some delivered to the school right now?

2024-07-02 03:59:59

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My shirt is too big dammit
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2024-07-02 03:58:59

Reporting live from my son’s sixth form graduation day
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2024-06-30 15:40:47

My son’s Sixth Form graduation on Tuesday. I had to buy a new batik shirt because the old one shrunk. Must be global warming

2024-06-27 09:00:33

Wth is Jetpack and why I never heard it before
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2024-06-26 17:41:54

*Tengok credit card statement
Abang janji abang taknak beli benda-benda mengarut dah

2024-06-23 02:47:52

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I buy most of my Apple devices secondhand so usually out of warranty, no reason to visit an Apple store apart from just sight-seeing which I can do any time later

2024-06-23 02:46:47

Not really all that excited to visit the first Apple store here
1. It’s probably crowded
2. Nothing is affordable in there

2024-06-19 04:23:09

Don’t mind me just hanging on a scaffolding recording the school’s Summer Concert
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2024-06-18 13:01:59

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@npub13th…2f88 time to get to know your mamaks better

2024-06-15 12:45:46

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@npub1qum…zskm she probably had no idea who David Foster really is

2024-06-10 07:18:34

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@npub1qum…zskm what gave it away?

2024-06-10 06:49:41

You’ve been warned
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2024-06-06 06:11:54

This, USD400 application fee and 16 other documents that my kid had to bring just to apply for the visa. Don’t think I’m going to America anytime soon. Maybe 5 years later when he graduates. That is if the world doesn’t end yet
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2024-06-05 17:18:15

Has anyone actually seen Arne Slot since last month? He could be mssing like Kate Middleton for all we know

2024-06-05 06:36:30

I fucking hate Shopee sellers like this. Asked a million times to confirm the stock for the colour that I want and said yes. 2 days later say got no stock. Proceed to cancel and ask for refund
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2024-06-04 03:26:55

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@npub1qj7…ech2 boss insisted I maintain professionalism 🙄

2024-06-04 03:13:37

They're asking me to change a dozen passwords for student email groups. Should I go crazy and use Pokemon names?