I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.
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I’m wondering if he’s going to beat Kirk and Riker in number of alien hookups before I finish the series. npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand @nprofile…5lrj Mandala poetry. npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand There are only so many battles I can help fight. I only have so many appendages, and my penis is not great at swinging an axe. npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand You are all invited to my place for Festivus. Be sure not to miss the Airing of Grievances. npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand Here is your 45-digit, one-time security code. 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That’s ok, right? npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand The part of me that’s bear is ready for hibernation. npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand There should really be a breathalyzer you have to pass before you’re allowed to toot. npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand @nprofile…5lrj That’s why I feel so bloated. 🌟 🫄 npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand “It’s never too late to transform your life.” npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand @nprofile…5lrj npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand “The floor is lava,” I say after accidentally breaking the lava lamp. npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand Second guessing myself is just a hobby. I don’t think I could ever go pro. npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand Most people don’t realize that the Aflac duck is actually the child of Ben Aflac. 🦆 npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand Remember, if the door doesn’t open, then it’s not your door. npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand I had dental work done today and nobody held my hand, and I still faced it like a brave little boy. 🦸 npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand [totally stolen post goes here] npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand Thanks to everyone who is keeping it weird. I see you and appreciate you. npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand “Why would you get upset about me insulting you, disrespecting you, and completely ignoring any healthy boundaries you’ve established with me? Sounds to me like someone is too sensitive.” npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand @nprofile…f5ux Um…who are your parents? Because now I’m wondering if we were separated at birth. npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand I just realized that this is my 3 year anniversary of joining the Fediverse. Wow! Time flies when you’re goofing off. npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand @nprofile…5lrj @nprofile…f0lx npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand I used to want to go big. Now I just want to go home. npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand Which is your favorite alt text ever? Or at least one of the top ones for you? npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand The clown painted his wounds again. npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand @nprofile…5lrj What about Big Foot? And cheese? npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand My flirting strategy is using Morse Code to tell you I like you. npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu Logan Five Thousand For all the new people who have arrived, here's a tool you might enjoy, the Mastodon/Fediverse Circle Creator. 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