Kapitän 80s ☦️ Spaz extraordinaire

After my divorce some stuff happend and I was able to take a lot of time off and came into a bit of money. I went nutz. I did the prodigal son thing but came back.

2026-01-29 06:59:34 GMT

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While morally I cannot condone sluttery.
I did it for a few years and it was a lot of fun.

2026-01-29 06:10:37 GMT

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Ozzy doubts your metal credentials.
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2026-01-25 08:52:17 GMT

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I dunno bout you. If I had to resort to ass fucking to make a living I would charge an ass load. huh huh.

2026-01-25 08:47:33 GMT

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You work at an ass fucking factory?

2026-01-23 22:05:24 GMT

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Penguin MAGA through and through!!

2026-01-16 05:27:35 GMT

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Holy fuck yall look stupid as hell.
jeets = lowest form of life on the planet.
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2026-01-13 07:22:42 GMT

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Im tapped.
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2026-01-13 07:20:02 GMT

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2026-01-13 07:18:50 GMT

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I got just about every middle finger meme and giff from Apoc. He flips me off a lot.

2026-01-13 07:17:51 GMT

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2026-01-13 07:15:55 GMT

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2026-01-13 07:13:15 GMT

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2026-01-13 07:11:15 GMT

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2026-01-13 07:10:16 GMT

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2026-01-13 07:06:00 GMT

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2026-01-13 07:00:45 GMT

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🖕 Im not flipping you off just showing you the finger I dig up my nose with. :)

2026-01-13 03:41:07 GMT

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I got to get us a couple Tommy guns. We have to talk like this see.

2026-01-13 03:37:22 GMT

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Frank we can start boot legging. Get a hot rod an run booze for the Mafia.

2026-01-13 01:33:55 GMT

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I wanted to hear what my fellow black person had to say so I hit play.

2026-01-13 01:28:56 GMT

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The reasoning astounds me.
Isnt she also doxing herself.
Now we know where she lives to.

2026-01-13 00:09:15 GMT

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Me nasal rinsing at your home.
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2026-01-13 00:02:11 GMT

I like to play pretend when looking at this pic.
The steel grate is in tact and he is being pushed down not coming out.
Oy vey they making humas out of me.
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2026-01-12 21:12:44 GMT

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Well yall need to kiss and make up.
Faggots.

2026-01-06 01:10:50 GMT

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It rich and thick like a gravy.

2026-01-05 22:07:30 GMT

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You mean prison love lube......

2026-01-05 21:56:48 GMT

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rubbing alcohol, use it I DARE YOU.

2026-01-04 01:38:31 GMT

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My bad I was not aware that male browns can have babies that way.

2026-01-04 01:37:20 GMT

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lol why did they give him a C section scar?

2025-12-30 21:55:26 GMT

Anyone know why its hard to get 9MM rounds lately? Wal Mart, Murdocks, Academy either where out or had very little that cost a lot.

2025-12-29 07:40:13 GMT

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When you are doing shirtless kung fu in the kitchen.
You are small.
I would break you. .

2025-12-29 07:29:03 GMT

@nprofile…g8eg what are you doing?

2025-12-29 02:55:42 GMT

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Did you guys forget to pay your internet bill?
So black

2025-12-29 02:53:38 GMT

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black also

2025-12-27 21:02:21 GMT

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I dont have to ask.
Matty is watching.
Always watching.
👀

2025-12-27 20:56:14 GMT

I have the chronic dookays.
Any advice?

2025-12-27 20:41:45 GMT

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*takes notes*
Next time I am around a cutie I will wipe a big green juicy one on her face to exert dominance.

2025-12-27 20:39:46 GMT

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If it is kiki she should know he eats his borgers.

2025-12-27 20:38:46 GMT

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I dont think so. She did not have bowed legs.

2025-12-27 20:36:51 GMT

My nephew brought his gf for family Christmas. Shes kinda cute mousey ears a bit thick in the truck. I think she is part Phillepeno but looks like she is latina or mediteranian. He bought her like 20 gifts, she got him one. I told him he was a simp. He kept making kissy faces at her during the night. I told him to knock it off he was cringing me out.

2025-12-25 23:50:02 GMT

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2025-12-25 23:27:19 GMT

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Here ya go.
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2025-12-25 23:18:56 GMT

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My beaner neighbor texted me to let me know he is saving me some tamalles . His name is Jesus he cuts my lawn while dying for my sins.

2025-12-25 22:13:37 GMT

Merry Christmas you fedi faggots.
Did you get lots of cool shit?
I did. I got a gun and a washing machine and money and cherry chocolates and a crossbow and uhhh :) thats all.

2025-12-23 01:42:59 GMT

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gross, a pile of tiddy Whites stained yellow with skid marks down the back . Where ever will you do with them ?

2025-12-23 00:09:43 GMT

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My theory is Hump did it.
Hump mistook , allegedly, Epstein for a hooker.
Some drugs, booze crazy butt stuffs later shit starts to escalate.
Next thing you know Epstein necked and in Humps freezer.

2025-12-22 22:36:45 GMT

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There are times when a spam sammich with mayo and salt and pepper is just what the munchies demand.

2025-12-22 22:35:11 GMT

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Frank thinks therefore he is spam.
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2025-12-20 07:05:20 GMT

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Please tell me that is diarrhea

2025-12-19 22:23:34 GMT

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2025-12-18 06:20:53 GMT

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2025-12-17 10:35:48 GMT

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2025-12-17 09:35:38 GMT

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Im crushing your head.
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2025-12-17 09:24:34 GMT

I can hear you breathing.
Stop it.

2025-12-16 22:43:13 GMT

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I know. Next I will be tagging Matty.

2025-12-16 22:42:46 GMT

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Is it fortified with Kabezian magnificence?
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2025-12-16 22:38:47 GMT

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HUMP I NEED LEGAL ASSISTANCE HERE

2025-12-16 22:38:06 GMT

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lol. It does look like spooge.

2025-12-16 22:34:48 GMT

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You decayables and cum. Bunch of preVerts.

2025-12-16 20:58:33 GMT

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Sui supplementing his income?

2025-12-16 03:37:04 GMT

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Well hopefully your next place will be better.

2025-12-16 03:30:17 GMT

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They kicken you out or what the deal?

2025-12-16 03:23:53 GMT

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when ya movin?

2025-12-16 03:15:04 GMT

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I tell you what . I will give you one fedi girl @nprofile…h84f shes all yours.

2025-12-16 03:13:44 GMT

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They are my fedi girls all of them. I am UPPGRADE. With 2 Ps for that double dose of pimpin. I am black like Matty and Tyler are now.

2025-12-16 03:06:55 GMT

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So you given Hockey that sweet back door action?

2025-12-16 03:04:51 GMT

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That sounds so gay.

2025-12-13 05:33:22 GMT

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and then you start wanting a gross hippie threesome with another dude. YOU FAGGOT.

2025-12-13 05:16:47 GMT

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I have a lot of action dreams where I am shooting at others. Problem is most of them I either dont have enough ammo, the wrong kind or the trigger goes spongey and the gun wont work.

2025-12-13 00:38:34 GMT

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I did. I had one where I was working in an ER . This sheboon in a hospital gown was randomly stabbing people so I tired to take her down. She chopped off my arms and legs.
Fuckin weird its my dream I should have lasered her.