Uncle Duke

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2026-03-29 12:51:37 GMT

It had been an arduous night; staying on the run, moving from place to place, and hiding in the shadows. But, as the sun peeked out on the horizon, Clarence let out a sigh of relief. Surely the danger had passed. He began to let himself relax. It was then that the vampire struck.
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2026-03-27 13:16:39 GMT

my best guess is a vampire fell asleep on it last night
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2026-03-09 13:03:58 GMT

Phantom of the Opurra
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2026-03-06 13:40:58 GMT

they’re just begging for a car chase
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2026-03-04 13:08:54 GMT

David Attenborough [whispering]:
“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
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2026-03-02 17:03:08 GMT

Don’t put ants in your ears
Or bees in your anus
Lick a porcupine once
You’ll find out what pain is
And there’s just one last thing
One final reminder
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2026-03-02 13:41:18 GMT

Police Raid Home of Suspected Arms Dealer
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2026-03-01 13:58:15 GMT

Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds
Or a deer chew your bike
Hide big wheels from gators
They know what they like
Geese love to rub rowboats
Ducks will tickle your van
Rabbits snuggle with tractors
Whenever they can
Squirrels smooch skateboards
If a door’s left ajar
And whatever you do
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2026-02-28 18:03:48 GMT

“Stanley, don’t forget you promised to put together the crib this weekend.”
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2026-02-27 21:30:31 GMT

“Hello, fellow chickens.”
“Nice try, narc.”
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2026-02-26 12:31:45 GMT

He’s not very smart
He smells kind of weird
He’s poorly endowed
He can’t grow a beard
He’s not very funny
He can’t hold a job
And to be honest
He’s kind of a knob
He’s got one saving grace
That gives him some flair
They call him
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2026-02-25 13:32:29 GMT

"I know it was you, Fredo."
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2026-02-21 14:27:35 GMT

I woke up at 3am last night, and still half asleep, had a thought that I JUST HAD TO WRITE DOWN. Pretty sure I’d just won the Internet, I fell back asleep.
In the morning, I was greeted with this gem on my phone:
“2 ninjas are called a pair of sneakers.”
You’re all welcome.

2026-02-09 21:00:49 GMT

the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand
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2026-02-09 14:13:55 GMT

i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate
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2026-01-26 18:51:11 GMT

This morning, shoveling for the 4th time in 24 hours, I was done with winter, done with snow. Leaning on the shovel, catching my breath, I heard a small child down the block shouting with unabashed joy, playing in the snow for the first time. I sighed, smiled, and thought to myself, “Fuck you, kid.”

2025-12-14 14:07:27 GMT

My wife handed me a clean towel and asked me to “put it in its place.” So, I looked at it and said, “Don’t forget that you’re only a towel,” and I was reminded yet again of just how lucky this woman was to be married to me.

2025-11-24 18:07:37 GMT

“Great, now I have to pee.”
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2025-10-18 20:57:51 GMT

when you wake up in the morning after you went there last night planning to break up
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2025-10-12 14:25:48 GMT

I just felt a small, but genuine thrill when noticing we’d finally finished the awful lemon-scented hand soap in the kitchen, and it had been replaced with my favorite cherry blossom soap. It would seem that I have a favorite hand soap. Such is the rock and roll lifestyle I lead.

2025-10-03 13:41:01 GMT

existential crisis at the drive-thru
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2025-09-05 16:19:09 GMT

and then you spend the rest of your life chasing this high
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2025-08-24 12:35:45 GMT

pretty sure the fire pigeons aren’t gonna care about your silly little sign
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2025-08-09 13:35:24 GMT

on my way to steal your girl
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2025-08-05 22:51:01 GMT

well that escaladed quickly
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2025-08-05 12:54:01 GMT

Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.
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2025-08-04 00:14:35 GMT

i don't know why women even bothered putting on underwear in the 70s
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2025-08-03 21:09:34 GMT

no one ever comes back
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2025-08-03 01:14:04 GMT

♫ and she’s watching him with those fries
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2025-08-02 12:56:00 GMT

As Rebecca completed the final incantation, the ground began to rumble. In an explosion of earth and grass, the giant form of a thing that both was and wasn’t Twilight Sparkle burst from the ground. Its eyes glowing crimson, its long teeth gleaming, it raised its head and roared.
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2025-08-01 12:51:08 GMT

no one ever likes to admit that one of their kids might be smarter than the other
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2025-07-28 00:08:24 GMT

“Where’s Chris?”
“I don’t know.”
“You told him three o’clock?”
“Like ten times.”
“Fucking drummers.”
“Should we wait a little longer?”
“Screw him, take the picture.”
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2025-07-27 13:16:32 GMT

“NOT ONE WORD, KATHLEEN.”
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2025-07-27 01:56:51 GMT

this is why they warn you not to leave your belongings unattended
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2025-07-25 13:10:48 GMT

me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
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2025-07-22 17:10:23 GMT

STEP 1: Unbox your new pet
STEP 2: Place on warm, dry surface
STEP 3: Allow 3-4 hours for pet to unfold and settle into proper form
STEP 4: Install batteries (included)
STEP 5: Power on (be patient, initial boot can take up to 5 minutes)
STEP 6: Download any updates
STEP 7: Enjoy
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2025-07-21 15:59:26 GMT

wife: you don’t take me seriously
me: sure i do
wife: everything is a joke to you
me: that’s not true
wife: i’m leaving you
me: hello leaving you, i’m dad

2025-07-19 13:27:29 GMT

Phantom of the Opurra
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2025-07-18 18:28:01 GMT

“BECKY, BEHIND YOU!”
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2025-07-15 00:31:06 GMT

A suspect has been arrested at a seedy nearby hotel, and is being grilled downtown. Claiming to have had no beef with the deceased, he calls the allegations ungrounded. "I shouldn't be in this pickle," he states. Heartbroken, the victim's mother Patty growled, "I hope he fries!"
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2025-07-12 15:31:22 GMT

“Jazz hands!”
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2025-07-12 13:06:40 GMT

[1958]
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"Hold on a second..."
DIRECTOR:
"Cut! What's the problem?"
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"Let me see that script."
DIRECTOR:
"Why?"
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"I think there's a typo."
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2025-07-10 12:47:55 GMT

“Bill, come check this out! The squirrel in that tree hasn’t moved in like three hours. It’s freakin’ weird.”
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2025-07-06 21:23:50 GMT

ME: What’s in the bag?
FRIEND: A bicycle helmet for my kid.
ME: When I was a kid, we didn’t wear helmets, and we turned out just fine.
FRIEND: Well, you know-
ME: When I was a kid, we didn’t wear helmets, and we turned out just fine.
FRIEND: ...
ME: What’s in the bag?

2025-07-06 13:00:59 GMT

Growing up, I attended Sunday school every week. My teachers were Bill Watterson, Gary Trudeau, Berkeley Breathed, Charles M. Schulz, and Gary Larson. The best part was being able to show up in my pajamas and eat pancakes during class.

2025-07-06 01:08:00 GMT

“I hope this thing’s recording. Okay Marla, I only have a few seconds. My life insurance policy’s in the top drawer of the desk in my study. My broker Ted’s number is in my phone, call him. Also, ask Phil to come by and get rid of the box we talked about, he’ll know what I mean.”
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2025-06-27 02:11:48 GMT

formerly IS
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2025-06-26 13:12:22 GMT

tern left and bear right
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2025-06-18 00:19:21 GMT

“So he tells me he’s been grounded, and I says to him… I says Hank, it’s probably because of your bad altitude!”
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2025-06-17 02:03:19 GMT

Whenever I begin to lose faith in humanity, I am reminded that there are still everyday heroes out there doing the Lord’s work.
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2025-06-10 18:09:33 GMT

We have also removed your mother’s number from contacts because obviously you’re too busy to call her.
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2025-06-09 19:18:04 GMT

I just felt a tiny ant crawling on my hand and impulsively blew it onto the carpet instead of killing it, and now I’m sad as I imagine it wandering aimlessly through an endless forest of identical blue trees, slowly losing its mind.

2025-06-09 17:33:51 GMT

I used to be married to an active, vibrant, happy young woman who decided one day to hang a bird feeder in the back yard, and now I’m married to a glassy-eyed, unwashed maniac that stands at the kitchen window all day screaming at squirrels.

2025-06-09 16:14:37 GMT

2025-06-07 19:15:17 GMT

“He’s behind me, isn’t he.”
“Yep.”
“Is he making that stupid face?”
“Yep.”
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2025-06-04 20:48:50 GMT

“Whiskey,” said the stranger, “and some breadcrumbs.” “Can I see your money?” asked the bartender. “Just put it on my bill,” came the gruff reply. “Hey, that’s Duck Holliday,” somebody whispered, a bit too loudly. From under a table came the faint sound of a hammer being cocked.
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2025-06-03 01:16:57 GMT

stopped to pee at a McDonner’s
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2025-05-31 19:20:14 GMT

"Alright guys, when Steve gets here, he needs to understand that we all love him, and that this is a safe place with no judgement. We feel that he’s got a problem, and we’re just here to help. Okay, quiet everyone, here he comes.”
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2025-05-31 01:55:09 GMT

you gotta be faster
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2025-05-30 00:53:05 GMT

the need for the inclusion of the graphic is a sad reminder of the shockingly low literacy rate among geese
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2025-05-27 15:18:45 GMT

it must really suck to be Wile E. Coyote’s mailman
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2025-05-22 15:14:44 GMT

Also Available:
- Existential Bread
- Bluesberry Pie
- Ice Cream Sadwich
- Tearamisu
- Glum Pudding
- Candied Despair
- Broken Tart
- Banana Dread
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2025-05-21 21:32:50 GMT

Don’t put ants in your ears
Or bees in your anus
Lick a porcupine once
You’ll find out what pain is
And there’s just one last thing
One final reminder
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2025-05-21 00:57:06 GMT

She sometimes did drugs
But she wasn't a junkie
She crawled down the street
Her gait slow and clunky
Her head pounded like
It was kicked by a donkey
Her eyes were on fire
Her stomach felt funky
And then she saw it
All grinning and spunky
It was surely not real but
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2025-05-18 03:31:21 GMT

it’s always disappointing when i think i’ve found a good picture to caption but it doesn’t bear fruit
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2025-05-11 16:14:59 GMT

What’s lost by streaming a film is the communal emotional experience of sitting in a theater in 1987 with hundreds of others, collectively holding our breath as Glenn Close’s still-open eyes stare up from a bathtub, when your college roommate breaks the tension by shouting “DO HER SHE’S STILL WARM!”

2025-05-10 13:38:23 GMT

Charles is hiding my pills.
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2025-05-08 01:20:00 GMT

pretty sure i once bought shrooms from this dude at a phish show
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2025-05-06 19:34:47 GMT

“I brought a couple of friends, I hope that’s cool.”
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2025-05-06 15:59:27 GMT

i gave mine a little hat
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2025-05-06 12:29:33 GMT

the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed
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2025-05-04 15:25:13 GMT

Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
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2025-04-22 12:36:27 GMT

My mother lost her first, best, and longest friend last week. Her big sister, my aunt, and the most genuinely decent human being I’ve ever had the privilege to know. Opening photos to send a bit of my regular nonsense, I got kicked in the teeth by this again, so I’m sharing it instead. Farewell, V.
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2025-04-20 12:59:02 GMT

surely the world doesn’t need any more white assholes
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2025-04-10 11:42:39 GMT

there’s an elderly man with dementia playing “what does this button do?” in the cockpit of the plane we’re all on

2025-04-09 12:16:09 GMT

GOD: Alright, I've given them war, disease, storms, insects, fires, floods, social and political unrest... What else can I throw at them?
GABRIEL: How about flyenas?
GOD: Flyenas?
GABRIEL: Okay, now hear me out...
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2025-04-08 15:30:34 GMT

“Supercuts?”
“How’d ya know?”
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2025-04-08 13:00:53 GMT

Brothers Rupert and Nigel Halsey, along with schoolmate Graham “Cubby” Cubbington, formed the legendary Manchester power pop trio Alpaca Suitcase in 1987.
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2025-04-07 22:16:06 GMT

[heaven]
darwin: *looking down*
angel: what’s going on?
darwin: watch this
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2025-04-06 18:30:08 GMT

“Hush, Wilfredo. Do not ruin this with words.”
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2025-04-06 16:37:07 GMT

salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*
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2025-04-06 13:59:34 GMT

i feel like maybe the sign money would have been better spent on counseling
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2025-04-06 01:31:39 GMT

magician: *sweating* hold on i can fix this
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2025-04-05 15:54:39 GMT

Clawdio opens the spam folder, finds an email labeled “Free Treats,” and plays the attached file. A series of electronic screeches emanate from the laptop. Agent P14376Q14X, now activated, awaits further instructions. A satellite phone under the pillow begins to ring.
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2025-04-03 01:06:20 GMT

yes, but he still has to sound out some of the longer words
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2025-04-02 16:06:45 GMT

this is what you get when you soak a german shepherd in mountain dew
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2025-04-02 12:40:13 GMT

“Who is it, Charlie?”
“It’s Tim from next door. He wants us to know that our bird feeder’s empty.”
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2025-04-01 18:51:22 GMT

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2025-03-30 22:01:42 GMT

Of all of the profound disappointments that I have faced in my life, be they personal or professional, none is more firmly fixed in my mind, nor more likely to have caused my deeply-rooted trust issues, than the discovery at age four that Play-Doh doesn't taste the way it smells.

2025-03-29 15:19:08 GMT

all that yoga finally paid off
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2025-03-29 01:19:09 GMT

He knew that from this moment forward, she’d be the centaur of his universe.
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2025-03-28 13:39:28 GMT

Every now and then you can still spot one of these beautiful creatures roaming free in the wild, and not brutally enslaved by humans, being exploited for its scales.
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2025-03-27 01:43:10 GMT

i can’t even imagine how many bobs had to die to harvest all that
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2025-03-24 20:03:33 GMT

probably their last words when the wagon hit them
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2025-03-24 12:55:21 GMT

“This place is making me very uncomfortable, Jessica.”
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2025-03-23 23:17:09 GMT

“Get your shit together, Todd.”
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2025-03-22 13:08:04 GMT

[animal shelter]
“I see Mittens is back again?”
“Yeah, third time now.”
“Who dropped him off?”
“Dunno, some dude with one arm.”
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2025-03-21 13:20:28 GMT

"We shall bite on the beaches, we shall bite on the landing grounds, we shall bite in the fields and in the streets, we shall bite in the hills; we shall never surrender!"
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2025-03-21 00:26:29 GMT

"Have them press 1 again."
"Good."
"Now, 3 minutes of silence."
"Are they still there?"
"Give them 18 minutes of pan flute."
- Call Center Training

2025-03-20 17:49:20 GMT

Every morning, look at your reflection and visualize what you want to be.
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