Hello this is the profile of the Willowbriars, mainly featuring host cassandra [kəˈsændrə] We're a plural, therian, intersex, altersex, genderfluid, transabled, polyamorous aromantic pansexual soft moth puppy plushie friend object. Professional internet rent-lowerer Call me "good boy" if you want to fluster me Voted hottest histrionic personality disorder girlie two years in a row (i polled myself) I will say odd things. I may have confusing reactions. I am not great at acting human. Partnered with @NoApollonia and some of my headmates 💟 sinlm cej 💟 See below: A stately pleasure dom's decrees
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I am also open to learning whatever else i need to prevent myself from being homeless npub1r84an2fsplnewcptalymmpm778vwpmx7hwesxjm7fgsjt68d90ass07kvs cassie-o'-lantern @nprofile…yuqm It is 1865. You are Doctor James Barry, stealth transgender man and former Inspector General for the British army. You leave notice that upon your death your body must not be examined. This is not followed, and a media circus follows with a shocking gender reveal. Transitioning is new and experimental. It is 1876. You are author Marc/Marie de Montifaud. You "crossdress" as a man when visiting the library for research, use the names Marc and Marie interchangably, and your pronouns are known by multiple people to be she/he. Transitioning is new and experimental. It is 1880. You are known mononymously as the decadent author Rachilde. You delight in presenting publicly as sometimes a man, sometimes a woman, sometimes in between. You joyfully describe yourself as "androgynous". Transitioning is new and experimental. npub1r84an2fsplnewcptalymmpm778vwpmx7hwesxjm7fgsjt68d90ass07kvs cassie-o'-lantern I always felt so guilty about my kinks until i transitioned and realized that i really wanted to be on the other side of them Then i felt guilty about perpetuating "AGP" Then i realized that some dead cishet guy has no idea what it's like to be trans Drop the guilt. It's not helping. Be who you want to be. npub1r84an2fsplnewcptalymmpm778vwpmx7hwesxjm7fgsjt68d90ass07kvs cassie-o'-lantern Food motivated https://chaosfemtw.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/012/278/289/519/233/original/958a33556a2deb2b.jpg npub1r84an2fsplnewcptalymmpm778vwpmx7hwesxjm7fgsjt68d90ass07kvs cassie-o'-lantern Coming out as a trans girl at the same time as my wife coming out as lesbian Me: "I have bad news..." Her: "Me too..." Me: "Ok here goes. I'm trans." 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Over time i have literally overheard these things being said. Is this the best i can hope for? Only being hired because every employer sees me as Dude Lite? npub1r84an2fsplnewcptalymmpm778vwpmx7hwesxjm7fgsjt68d90ass07kvs cassie-o'-lantern Being trans in this timeline is like being that character in a horror film that is begging, screaming, pleading with the rest of the characters to see that the villain is real and he's going to kill all of us but they all just laugh it off like i'm just being paranoid even though people are already disappearing npub1r84an2fsplnewcptalymmpm778vwpmx7hwesxjm7fgsjt68d90ass07kvs cassie-o'-lantern Working at one of the largest vaccine distributors in the country, i've noticed a horrifying pattern. Can you imagine what it's like to gradually notice vaccine shipments slow down to a trickle for less wealthy areas, while volume to places with more money stays the same? You think the wealthy on the right aren't vaccinating their own children? 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Everything changed when the fire hockey players attacked. npub1r84an2fsplnewcptalymmpm778vwpmx7hwesxjm7fgsjt68d90ass07kvs cassie-o'-lantern 😳 https://chaosfemtw.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/113/410/760/891/562/245/original/0a8b15e3373ee194.png npub1r84an2fsplnewcptalymmpm778vwpmx7hwesxjm7fgsjt68d90ass07kvs cassie-o'-lantern you mean to tell me there are cis people on fedi npub1r84an2fsplnewcptalymmpm778vwpmx7hwesxjm7fgsjt68d90ass07kvs cassie-o'-lantern https://chaosfemtw.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/112/939/517/661/015/379/original/936771e701bfea91.png npub1r84an2fsplnewcptalymmpm778vwpmx7hwesxjm7fgsjt68d90ass07kvs cassie-o'-lantern https://chaosfemtw.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/112/923/544/647/324/551/original/688817118d5912b0.png npub1r84an2fsplnewcptalymmpm778vwpmx7hwesxjm7fgsjt68d90ass07kvs cassie-o'-lantern @npub1ks4…x88p People missing the point that it's not a vagina or "lipstick, high heels, and a handbag" that makes someone a woman. What makes someone a woman is if they say they're a woman.