P(aul) Frazee

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CTO at Bluesky. Not a nerd.

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Last Notes

2026-09-17 15:30:49 GMT

Increasingly convinced that specs are now the source and that code is an artifact akin to a lockfile.

2026-09-12 18:30:40 GMT

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providing inference will remain a good business in all futures

2026-09-12 17:16:46 GMT

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been running that exact argument
they don't want to be weighed down by IP concerns? okay, fair is fair, hand over the weights

2026-09-12 17:00:25 GMT

Slow down frontier model development. Bring open weights to current frontier. Build out local inference providers, stabilize hardware prices, focus on cost and token throughput for a bit. Get our software updated to handle what's being thrown at us.
I would not mind spending a beat on distribution.

2026-09-06 14:56:30 GMT

“Sorry to ruin everyone’s fun” I don’t think you are sorry. I think the animating emotion right there is “oh boy I am gonna pop off with this one”
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ragtjsm2j2vknwkz3zp4oxrd/post/3muu7bhov2k2a
#note1e6v…x98z

2026-09-06 14:27:57 GMT

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Joyless scolds aren’t new. They dont have a point. They will always show up when somebody is having fun so they can take that away. It’s a weird antisocial behavior and we shouldn’t give them the w

2026-09-04 23:20:44 GMT

It's time to get campaign promises started. A vote for Paul is a vote for more Kit pictures. [bsky38.com/profile/did:...](https://bsky38.com/profile/did:plc:ragtjsm2j2vknwkz3zp4oxrd )
[Paul Frazee · 38 Most Influent...](https://bsky38.com/profile/did:plc:ragtjsm2j2vknwkz3zp4oxrd )

2026-09-03 20:09:41 GMT

The Ship of This Is
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:benxh5zltpietbgknd2l3jmq/post/3munanz7d7c2g
#note1vh0…e3vk

2026-09-03 19:32:49 GMT

"That is" has a contraction, "that's", but "this is" doesn't have an equivalent. I'd like to propose "this'issippi"

2026-09-03 05:10:37 GMT

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Perhaps we ought to be building everything from source now so we can do this kind of thing. Distributing binaries becomes considered bad practice.

2026-09-03 05:10:37 GMT

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I wonder how long until we make all code supply chain contingent on an agent scan.
I also wonder how much the non-engineering world understands what a diceroll node_modules and etc have been for over a decade. Talk about unreviewed code!

2026-09-03 05:10:37 GMT

Creating a windows installer from anything other than windows necessitates using a third-party USB tool that you download from somebody random, because of course it does
I pulled relatively popular a git repo, and had an agent run an audit of the code before building. I want that power more.

2026-09-02 16:56:14 GMT

Going live in 5 minutes on [stream.place/atproto.com](https://stream.place/atproto.com )
Though I'm shocked to discover I'll be on the show with my mortal blogging enemy, @npub1l34…99yp. I just hope we can keep it civil
[stream.place/atproto.com](https://stream.place/atproto.com )

2026-08-29 19:48:31 GMT

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Not as a protocol ability, just within the bsky app
Not sure about the long term plan RE proxying

2026-08-29 19:32:02 GMT

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Yeah a lot of that will get removed once we finish moving to OAuth on the bsky app - proxying everything through the PDS, read after write in the PDS, etc. They were early decisions that are no longer needed, but require us to do a suite of updates on our app

2026-08-29 16:25:14 GMT

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That’s accurate. It’s way more likely this is a bug in our follow feed construction

2026-08-28 00:31:24 GMT

Does anybody else get called 20 times a day by the "american tax advisors" scam or is that just me

2026-08-27 20:40:40 GMT

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🤝 blog off, I'm declaring blog off

2026-08-27 20:35:36 GMT

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bro no fair I just blogged, your stealing my blog energy

2026-08-27 20:34:06 GMT

Nitter gets a cease & desist from X while atproto, activitypub, and the open social web community makes the Internet more open.
[SELECT * FROM internet.blogpos...](https://pfrazee.leaflet.pub/3mu3p2smmis22?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=publish&utm_content=did%3Aplc%3Aragtjsm2j2vknwkz3zp4oxrd%2F3mu3p2xxahk26 )

2026-08-25 20:14:27 GMT

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I, uh, I meant to say ernable

2026-08-25 20:11:23 GMT

X shuts down apps that show its posts. Bluesky exists to ernable it. One of these networks is about promoting freedom, the other is not.
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2gkh62xvzokhlf6li4ol3b3d/post/3mtwkywsnks2c
#note1m8k…uk9s

2026-08-24 22:01:07 GMT

Telling everybody we just got the Nobel Prize
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ilmbc32kos5zwmkqh2nxamwc/post/3mtt7gp4c732i

2026-08-24 19:40:09 GMT

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Open thread for adorable dog pics

2026-08-24 19:30:38 GMT

Thanks to everyone for covering the weekend posting shift. Monday posters, as we discussed in the standup, this week's focus is "weird dogs." Eyes on the prize everybody have a great week

2026-08-23 15:52:15 GMT

If you press the red button, you receive a million dollars, but there’s a catch. Someone in the world will lose all their browser tabs without a restore button.

2026-08-23 15:52:15 GMT

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You have made your choice. Let me just open my bank tab to wire you the… uhoh.

2026-08-22 14:41:22 GMT

So cool that they’re doing an atproto hunger games in nyc. I wonder who will survive.

2026-08-21 18:32:18 GMT

I may have falsely maligned btrfs recently, joking that benchmarks showed that xfs was my new friend. Subsequent benchmarks reversed the initial outcomes. I apologize for this mistake. Btrfs is my friend now

2026-08-21 01:32:11 GMT

While everybody is having an awesome time in NYC I'm having my own secret awesome time in my apartment where jealousy is banned

2026-08-20 21:00:16 GMT

I gotta jump into a meeting so real quick yay atproto spaces it's a prototype give feedback the feedback has already led to big improvements huge community effort but also shout out @npub1l34…99yp and the team okay later

2026-08-20 17:45:08 GMT

"Your agent is my subagent" is a simple way to describe the pattern and make everybody feel weird about it
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:flsqgdpgbtw3qczc547qu66w/post/3mtjs35kkvc2b

2026-08-20 16:59:33 GMT

Just noticed myself doing agent<->agent a lot more, which in Q1 I wasn't sure was going to be useful. Seems like it is? Small post
[My-agent ↔️ your-agent may act...](https://pfrazee.leaflet.pub/3mtjpsrkc4k2g?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=publish&utm_content=did%3Aplc%3Aragtjsm2j2vknwkz3zp4oxrd%2F3mtjpsv3fb22g )

2026-08-20 04:06:33 GMT

Remember when HBO rebranded its streaming service 4 times in a row.

2026-08-20 01:52:38 GMT

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2026-08-19 01:40:44 GMT

Nailed my ass
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#note1c8y…swn3

2026-08-18 03:03:32 GMT

Couldn't agree more with this take
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:44ybard66vv44zksje25o7dz/post/3mtcqc4eajk2b

2026-08-17 20:01:26 GMT

Fun fact. If your database can handle 1 million INSERTs per second, then you can insert the entire atproto public network into your db in 6-7 hours.
If you dont include the likes, it'll take about half as long

2026-07-24 20:50:07 GMT

Debate that Even and I have been having about a decade late-
Who would win, Equalizer or Taken

2026-04-16 23:21:59 GMT

tfw when youre in the mood for reginos but its forbidden

2026-03-20 21:24:45 GMT

It's not yet a formal proposal and it's still some uncertainly months away, but
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2026-01-16 06:47:33 GMT

Typescript is cats
Golang is dogs

2026-01-16 04:05:38 GMT

The “boys” putting away some cans of their favorite brews, lemon white claw
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2026-01-16 02:30:27 GMT

We did decide it officially stands for Lexicon RPC
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:44ybard66vv44zksje25o7dz/post/3mciyvdjzak2t
#note1sf5…s2km

2026-01-16 01:35:10 GMT

The unfortunate reality that is that peace prizes lose half their value the minute you drive them off the lot

2026-01-16 01:05:52 GMT

I would never promote [@[email protected]](https://bsky.brid.gy/ap/did:plc:rbvrr34edl5ddpuwcubjiost ), the atproto competitor to twitch that’s built by great members of our community, under conditions such as this
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#note1kxt…n8sj

2026-01-16 01:04:14 GMT

Everybody is misinterpreting the situation. @npub1tgq…20nv owes me money

2026-01-15 23:28:06 GMT

Introducing myself on podcasts as the mayor of gastown, then acting confused when they say “the ai thing?”

2026-01-15 18:10:04 GMT

[Loudly, at the movies] Gemini, rewrite the last scene. Less bad. Gemini. Gemini.

2026-01-14 03:42:53 GMT

It was a bad joke. But also we are in design sessions. But we don’t have a decision yet. But I like my proposal
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic7iv6tr7lffizzw4kwthwpj/post/3mcdxj42qts2g
#note16jn…ve5h

2026-01-14 03:39:47 GMT

Huge innovation
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:if2tug5buc5a3crz2d2i24i3/post/3mce5dsdsuc2k

2026-01-14 03:09:20 GMT

(At the IP address store) yes hello I would like to buy some numbers

2026-01-14 01:39:27 GMT

{“private”:true} boom. Cracked it.

2026-01-14 01:27:51 GMT

Until Objective C, all code was pointless, random. The big innovation was having a goal with it

2026-01-13 22:11:35 GMT

Guy who went to mime school: that’s a video. That’s a picture. That’s an octet stream.

2026-01-13 02:28:46 GMT

Found a rare pokemon
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2026-01-12 02:18:15 GMT

It’s been too long since I checked my notifs but I still want to post so I’m on write only mode

2026-01-10 03:16:48 GMT

listening to hard fork and hear [@[email protected]](https://bsky.brid.gy/ap/did:plc:jg7zvku4khzmvyjwbzv4lnly ) is vibe coding with bluesky APIs. awesome

2026-01-10 02:58:50 GMT

Genuinely beautiful software
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qjrton6bqgt4hgrveju7ppz7/post/3mbzz5sspy22x

2026-01-10 01:05:18 GMT

her imessage sticker game is on point
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2026-01-10 00:26:04 GMT

so long as you protocall me for dinner
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#note1nlx…068t

2026-01-09 03:19:25 GMT

We think we finally cleared out the root cause of the delayed search indexer.
It will take some time to finish catching up. It has a lot of events to get through. Here’s a video of Kit as compensation
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2026-01-09 00:36:05 GMT

Search has now caught up to the point where if you search for "search" you will find posts asking why search isnt working

2026-01-08 23:58:48 GMT

still in the situation room debugging this
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ragtjsm2j2vknwkz3zp4oxrd/post/3mbwu2oy3ok2v
#note1f57…5dg2

2026-01-08 23:21:10 GMT

I'm talking to Rose and Kit (the person) when Kit (the cat) starts threatening to knock a glass of water off the table
So what Kit (the person) sees is me, mid sentence, looking off camera and yelling "Kit!!"
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lsbclbfggq7k5e4unns4bjg6/post/3mbuidmcvtk2p

2026-01-08 21:30:12 GMT

Emergency kit deployment
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2026-01-08 20:46:37 GMT

Search results seem to be behind by 3ish hours. Team is looking into it

2026-01-07 04:25:07 GMT

Eu saí do restaurante e deixei meus amigos pra pagar a conta. Esse é meu estilo de vida.

2026-01-06 23:14:51 GMT

shit rip
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4btncnar537wcgrdqey5gyfk/post/3mbs3d3kr2c2l
#note1lm0…85kg

2026-01-06 23:11:24 GMT

I'm choosing not to figure out what google balls is. It's more fun to just watch it unfold and guess at it.

2026-01-06 01:16:21 GMT

In the future, you won't even need to cook food. You'll just ask the AI and it'll describe the food to you

2026-01-06 00:56:58 GMT

I'm increasingly convinced that many Atmosphere backends start with a local "witness cache" of the repositories.
A witness cache is a copy of the repository records, plus a timestamp of when the record was indexed (the "witness time") which you want to keep
The key feature is: you can replay it

2026-01-06 00:35:09 GMT

Tap keeps getting better
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2026-01-05 23:16:39 GMT

Pivoting to attend to my true passion: steam-powered decentralized networks

2026-01-05 23:09:12 GMT

Wait wait hold up 2020? When I posted this I assumed this was in like 1860
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ragtjsm2j2vknwkz3zp4oxrd/post/3mbpkddiork2i

2026-01-05 22:58:26 GMT

Put me in the pre-mortem section of this article please
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p572wxnsuoogcrhlfrlizlrb/post/3mbpjxi5btk25

2026-01-05 03:01:36 GMT

last night of the holiday
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2026-01-05 02:55:00 GMT

@npub12hz…9mj0 Hey I'm finally reading up on the atprotofans schema - can you clear up for me what each of the CIDs map to? It seems like the supporter record strongrefs to the supporterProof and the brokerProof, therefore the CIDs are of those records.

2026-01-05 01:38:16 GMT

Putting my bloomberg terminal next to my htop and briefly wondering which company is MEM and why they're mooning

2026-01-05 01:29:51 GMT

I can now credibly call my personal blog an Atmospheric website, because my leaflets now show up there
Here's an overview of how I did it
[www.pfrazee.com/leaflets/3mb...](https://www.pfrazee.com/leaflets/3mbnbdt4bas2a )
[My leaflets now show on my per...](https://www.pfrazee.com/leaflets/3mbnbdt4bas2a )

2026-01-04 22:59:24 GMT

Welcome to the atmosphere, pckt!
I haven’t tried blogging with it yet but the aesthetic game of pckt is on point
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:revjuqmkvrw6fnkxppqtszpv/post/3mbmz3hczz226

2026-01-04 20:20:37 GMT

One disastrous session of chip eating in bed has led to a gross overreaction by local policymakers

2026-01-04 06:11:34 GMT

Hooked a marlin
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2026-01-04 04:37:43 GMT

lol, lmao. Okay I’m going to explain this hack because it’s pretty clever.
Non-technical people should know that this is a fun thing that a user created and there’s nothing wrong with it per se, but it’s not exactly standard
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hrxxvz6q4u67z4puuyek4qpt/post/3mbkw2kvwg22k

2026-01-03 21:24:09 GMT

She’s all juiced up on sun beams
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2026-01-03 18:40:23 GMT

In case anybody needs some good news to take their mind off things, the breakfast tacos I made with sour cream in them are delicious

2026-01-03 05:48:52 GMT

if anybody wants to stop me from this new acronym, you have until I finish implementing images in my leaflet renderer
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ragtjsm2j2vknwkz3zp4oxrd/post/3mbipi6vacs2i

2026-01-03 05:44:22 GMT

90% of the way there on supporting leaflets as a data source in my personal blog
(The screenshot is of one of my leaflets)
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2026-01-02 19:39:24 GMT

• Launch the new atproto site
• Launch the other secret new site
• Integrate the atmosphere into my blog with something like [standard.site](https://standard.site ) and [leaflet.pub](https://leaflet.pub )
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kp7aevdulkk55cfrk56rt7zm/post/3mbhjz3a7622y

2026-01-02 19:13:59 GMT

Actually, yeah!
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2026-01-02 03:07:39 GMT

1 like and I’ll go to Salt & Straw for icecream

2026-01-01 08:07:55 GMT

Happy foggy as shit new year

2026-01-01 01:30:02 GMT

okay truffle PDS back online. I am now allowed to party

2025-12-31 22:46:13 GMT

Someone said I don’t post enough Kit
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2025-12-31 22:19:37 GMT

Time for my big year end blogpost about the Atmosphere.
From the personal computing perspective, the cloud has been a disaster — but we shouldn't run away from it.
We can solve a lot of problems by connecting our clouds, turning it into atmospheric computing.
[Atmospheric Computing](https://www.pfrazee.com/blog/atmospheric-computing )

2025-12-31 21:12:36 GMT

2025 decided to get in a parting shot. We're working on recovering the PDS
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4uz2445cjiw7w4nobfgnu35f/post/3mbckx7gumk2i

2025-12-31 19:58:36 GMT

It's just a blogpost, Michael. What could it take? 5 minutes?

2025-12-31 19:11:56 GMT

Hailey is one of the most talented engineers I’ve ever met and a very good friend. I will miss her so much. If you ever have the chance to work with her — take it
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oisofpd7lj26yvgiivf3lxsi/post/3mbcctgjlss23
#note1tdk…nl4r

2025-12-31 09:10:28 GMT

I think this might change. Through some combination of caching, token cost reduction, or local models, I think the endpoint might be plain-English written specs and test suites as source code, with LLM compilers
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5ddelwcsvkfjwpafysv5fuwx/post/3mbbiyl53sc2u

2025-12-31 08:37:05 GMT

I’m going to be the old man (41) who talks about understanding the code the AI generates and being able to write it by hand. The kids will say I’m out of date, and I’ll never be sure they’re wrong. The indignity will never be lost on me that I’m talking about hand-writing god damn Javascript.