♡ rye ♡

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2026-04-11 07:12:24 GMT

Mrs koala man now
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2026-04-11 06:30:08 GMT

Monkey covering eyes emoji
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2026-03-28 20:48:05 GMT

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@nprofile…syld Me ME ME ME

2026-03-26 05:40:26 GMT

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@nprofile…y6jc I’m going to epic win today

2026-03-26 04:54:44 GMT

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@nprofile…y6jc I hope you have an EPIC DAY

2026-03-24 19:19:58 GMT

Every since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to have body dysmorphia

2026-03-24 02:14:24 GMT

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@nprofile…4h2x NO HE’S NOT!!!!!!!

2026-03-23 23:03:36 GMT

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@nprofile…87ru no but I can launch you super high in the air

2026-03-23 22:58:50 GMT

Me trying to attack people with my mind
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2026-03-23 22:40:56 GMT

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Wedding planning is the worst shit in the world I hope everyone else ends up having fun bc I dead ass don’t even want to go at this point LOL

2026-03-23 22:36:49 GMT

hi guys im still alive BARELYYYY

2026-02-27 23:16:52 GMT

hey guys meow or whaetever

2026-02-20 21:53:28 GMT

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@nprofile…y6jc like u

2026-02-19 04:42:57 GMT

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@nprofile…xg43 HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY

2026-01-19 05:37:03 GMT

#pusheenposting time
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2026-01-16 20:26:15 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 so what

2026-01-16 05:54:56 GMT

2026 will be the year of the fat obese chud

2026-01-16 05:40:47 GMT

In 2089 the first baby formed entirely from microplastics and red 40 will be born

2026-01-16 02:22:48 GMT

Face reveal pls be nice im shy uguuuuu
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2026-01-14 03:32:48 GMT

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2026-01-14 01:03:31 GMT

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@nprofile…syld I’m at w*rk…

2026-01-14 00:44:17 GMT

I’m GENUINELY TWEAKING GET ME OUT OF HEREEEE AGDJAJSJJDNFVJJFJSK

2026-01-14 00:37:27 GMT

Moonbeam ice cream

2026-01-12 00:01:06 GMT

Saw some cute fatties!!!!
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2025-10-24 20:08:35 GMT

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@nprofile…e4r9 I’m going to

2025-10-23 19:16:23 GMT

Not to be controversial but I am having a strawberry banana smoothie. Please don’t think less of me

2025-10-16 18:12:36 GMT

Work sucks so bad I can’t even look forward to the weekend because I already know I won’t be able to enjoy it bc I’ll be too busy stressing about work. It’s actually so bad you guys it’s sucked the enjoyment out of my entire life 😭😭😭😭😭 omfg

2025-10-16 04:20:27 GMT

Fuck my labubu 6 7 life

2025-10-16 04:07:10 GMT

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2025-10-16 03:18:44 GMT

Pusheen is real btw

2025-10-15 22:27:16 GMT

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@nprofile…aewp cute tiny dog!!

2025-10-15 20:29:01 GMT

Work is so stressful I can actually feel the stress killing me agagaggwahgaagagga

2025-10-08 17:18:09 GMT

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@nprofile…a642 cool and spooky!!

2025-10-06 00:49:54 GMT

Very compact, excellent napping form
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2025-10-05 19:55:22 GMT

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@nprofile…vwt0 let’s mew so bigly

2025-10-05 06:11:22 GMT

11:11 make a wish OR ELSE

2025-10-04 18:49:56 GMT

Happy sleepy seal Saturday! Remember to get the recommended 7-8 hours of sleep tonight!
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2025-10-04 17:11:23 GMT

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@nprofile…66ct got you, maybe on the weekends hahaha on work nights I already don’t finish walking until pretty late!!

2025-10-04 05:27:02 GMT

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2025-10-04 05:16:33 GMT

that was a lot actually omg im sorry guys. very annoying of me!!

2025-10-04 05:15:50 GMT

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@nprofile…66ct sorry not sure what you mean! Like just a nonstop walk? That's usually how I get most of my steps since I work a desk job !

2025-10-04 05:04:59 GMT

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@nprofile…vwt0 dude they were huge as fuck

2025-10-04 05:04:37 GMT

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@nprofile…vwt0 thank you oshy let's sip that elixir together <3

2025-10-04 05:00:56 GMT

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Cool plants it was humid as fuuuuuck in there though I felt like... a lizard or something
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2025-10-04 04:59:37 GMT

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cute fishies blub blub bblub
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2025-10-04 04:57:42 GMT

OK I'm gonna make a thread with all the trip photos recently actually :)) because I'm ANNOYINGGGGG

2025-10-04 04:54:51 GMT

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@nprofile…vwt0 what that means

2025-10-04 04:52:29 GMT

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@nprofile…vwt0 what if i already looked..

2025-10-04 04:49:59 GMT

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@nprofile…vwt0 AGHHHH SKELEPTONSF

2025-10-04 04:41:31 GMT

Ummm so like yeah meow and woomy and stuff

2025-10-04 04:30:44 GMT

i hope everyone is doing well!! i havent been on in forever ahhh ive been soooo insanely busy i'm TIRED!!! mostly good stuff tho besides hell job of course

2025-08-17 04:01:59 GMT

Idk guys I drank a bunch of vodka

2025-08-17 03:58:30 GMT

Real Photo of me and @nprofile…vwt0 (me on the right)
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2025-08-15 14:29:50 GMT

I don’t want to go to work I hate it so much I feel sick to my stomach every morningggg AAAGGHHH
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2025-08-13 04:07:35 GMT

Working a desk job 8-6 and still hitting the stairs and strength and 10k steps actually sucks MEGA HUGE ASSSSSS fuck my fat chungus life

2025-08-13 03:47:46 GMT

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@nprofile…hmru no cuz I chase it by eating a lit match to burn the calories

2025-08-13 03:45:13 GMT

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@nprofile…hmru ummm they have that it’s called spiting it out

2025-08-13 03:32:35 GMT

Someone please invent 0 calorie alcohol

2025-08-08 15:26:29 GMT

EVERYBODY SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEWCHAN!!!!!!!!
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2025-08-08 05:05:04 GMT

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@nprofile…azjd praying for a speedy recovery in these trying times..

2025-08-05 21:47:24 GMT

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2025-08-05 20:46:04 GMT

Labubu Fortnite skin

2025-08-03 03:35:02 GMT

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@nprofile…vwt0 osh………
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2025-08-03 03:31:45 GMT

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@nprofile…vwt0 OSHY OSHY OSHYD OSHYDO OHST OSHYDO SOHXG

2025-08-02 06:44:31 GMT

sooooo tired idek what’s happening anymore good NIGHT!
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2025-08-02 06:42:00 GMT

Stupid fucking orange clouds for literally no reason. Dumb as hell
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2025-08-02 06:41:31 GMT

That workout class got me soooo fucked up i feel like my legs got beat with a meat tenderizer

2025-07-31 20:32:15 GMT

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@nprofile…csx6 can I have one

2025-07-31 20:22:46 GMT

Today after work they’re going to stone me in the parking lot

2025-07-31 20:05:03 GMT

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@nprofile…csx6 FUGGGGGG

2025-07-31 06:58:54 GMT

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@nprofile…csx6 rise and shine!!

2025-07-25 05:58:10 GMT

Fuck my labubu dubai chocolate crumbl cookie life

2025-07-25 05:48:56 GMT

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@nprofile…azjd so far so good the inside looks pink and fluffy cotton candy I think it’s a giant labubu

2025-07-25 05:47:39 GMT

Dubai chocolate labubu matcha situationship buzzball clean girl aesthetic stanley cup love island bbl trader joes tote bag shein haul chicken jockey crumbl cookie of the week wieiad gwrm geek bar

2025-07-25 05:39:10 GMT

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@nprofile…azjd omg I hope I get the pink one!!!!!!!!!!!

2025-07-25 05:38:52 GMT

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@nprofile…hmru I am going to stomp on it until it’s a small brown stain

2025-07-25 05:34:49 GMT

There’s a labubu living in my walls

2025-07-19 20:56:30 GMT

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@nprofile…vwt0 I want to play water balloon with oshy..

2025-07-19 19:26:40 GMT

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@nprofile…k0gl @nprofile…ue0q @nprofile…azjd this is so beautiful let’s legalize skeleton marriage

2025-07-19 19:24:32 GMT

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@nprofile…azjd the only escape!! It’s so hard tho I always try to move my fingers or toes and it takes so much concentration lol

2025-07-19 11:53:18 GMT

I used to get sleep paralysis pretty often and I was so over it I would just force myself to go back to sleep if I ever woke up unable to move and it works mostly I’ve only been strangled by demons a few times

2025-07-19 11:52:05 GMT

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@nprofile…hmru I’m stacking paper and getting bitches

2025-07-19 11:50:12 GMT

I won’t be hungover tomorrow I’m too locked in all the time to ever get a hangover

2025-07-19 10:29:59 GMT

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@nprofile…vwt0 NOOOO PAINTBALL SCARY

2025-07-18 05:40:50 GMT

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@nprofile…vwt0 no splatoon I’m out

2025-07-18 05:35:29 GMT

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@nprofile…vwt0 who is that?!

2025-07-18 05:24:46 GMT

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@nprofile…vwt0 don’t worry that’s only if I lose my modern comforts <3

2025-07-18 05:20:05 GMT

If there is ever an apocalypse situation I am killing myself day 1 I’m not dealing with that shit

2025-07-18 05:16:48 GMT

Let’s all take melatonin and brush our teeth together
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2025-07-18 01:05:33 GMT

Latest baking also teehee
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2025-07-18 00:59:35 GMT

Just got promoted at the torture chamber they’re going to start feeding me cement next week

2025-07-18 00:59:04 GMT

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If only the picture could convey the blast of heat that came out when you opened the lid and the smell of wet buttery corn

2025-07-18 00:58:35 GMT

Picture from a family gathering the other weekend
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2025-07-01 22:10:08 GMT

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@nprofile…azjd it’s afternoon.. suyaaaaaa. Zzzzzzz

2025-07-01 15:37:44 GMT

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@nprofile…azjd GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD morning

2025-06-25 02:39:01 GMT

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@nprofile…azjd zzzzzzz…. AAAH

2025-06-20 19:58:47 GMT

He’s had enough of these costumes
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2025-06-20 18:23:19 GMT

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@nprofile…azjd GOOOOOOOOOD MORNINGGGGGH

2025-06-20 06:11:30 GMT

11:11 good night zzzzzz…

2025-06-19 16:49:17 GMT

CHOMP!!!!
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