“We’re at DEFCON fuck”
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I wonder if Uncle Roger is aware. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Thor recommends living in your dryer in 2026 npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Listening to Tom Brady in the broadcast booth I’m often reminded of this great moment in NFL history npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Pink npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Today’s plan is to hike up the mountain named “Nounou” aka Sleeping Giant. The legend says the giant ate too many rocks one day after being tricked by villagers who hid them in some poi, so he laid down to sleep and never got up. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Mele Kalikimaka npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Wires npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Now that’s a golden hour npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Knives Out at the beach was way better than Knives Out at church. Fight me. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective If you get this reference, have you had at least one colonoscopy yet? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Beedybeedybeedy what’s up, Buck? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Mood npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Hawaiian SPAM game is no joke npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Yesterday we made a side dish of rice with roasted pineapple and teriyaki SPAM, as was done at the first thanksgiving back in 16 whatever. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Jesus fucking christ, RIGHT???? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Search term had nothing to do with vulvas, at all. Yet here we are with this deep philosophical question being written about in 2022 :coolstorybob: npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Sometimes I feel like Uncle Roger reviewing Jamie Oliver fried rice when I'm looking through Google Scholar npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I think I just admitted something that will get me kicked out of the fediverse. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I don’t know a lot about the Legend of Zelda but Link and Zelda aren’t related right? Because they sure as shit cast 2 actors that look like brother and sister for the new live action coming out. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Someone DMed me that he really loved my smile and based on my profile pic I assume he meant my beer. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective One must rest when biting fascists npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Got my ducks in a row npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Crazy red #aurora visible to the naked eye. Chicago suburbs, 11/11/25. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Big fuckin #aurora about to hit npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Today marks the end of an era for Thor’s balls. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I ❤️ cheese npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I’ve never been to Stockholm so I’m open to any tips on places to see and eat. I’ll only be there around 4 days for a conference. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Looks like my work trip Stockholm is a go. I’m sure February is a lovely time of year to visit. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Breaking #Volcano News npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective There’s a kid wearing a MAGA hat to school the past couple of days, so 14 checked with the dean about the rules for wearing political clothing and it’s allowed so long as it doesn’t cause a disruption. So she asked to borrow my Punch a Nazi hat today. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Friends don’t let friends move to Scottsdale npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Still thinking about the fact my friend, who I’ve known since 1999 and stood up at my wedding, is now dating a man who owns 3 cybertrucks :coolstorybob: npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective It’s been a week and nobody has claimed him. Our dogs are learning to tolerate his existence in the house, and 3 years of shots seem to have 90% fixed my cat allergy. The cat redistribution system hath spoken. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Do we tell them about the low dose colonoscopy prep us in the elite club can get or is that forboden? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I mean yeah, technically booze irritates your digestive system but I mean how bad can it be? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Better npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Vodka is also clear liquid npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Stray cat update: npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Found this kitty in the parking lot hiding under a car after karate today. Very friendly so clearly this is someone’s cat but was scared out of her little mind. We’ve posted on Nextdoor, unfortunately no microchip. Local shelter won’t take her so she’s hanging out in our garage. Our dogs are not cool with cats. Hopefully someone sees the post and is reunited. Otherwise we’ll find her a happy home. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Weird. The volcano Kilauea started erupting last night and I’m just going to mention that in Hawaiian legends, Kilauea is the home of Pele and these eruptions are seen as displays of her passion and strength. Tūtū Pele is a symbol of resilience and transformation for Hawaiians, on this random Saturday in October where millions of people are heading out to protest a tyrant. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective If only I could go back in time and tell 2001 me that I now bear the mark of Antifa in 2025. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective The ADHDs in my house are fighting because each is mad at the other for the same fuckin’ behaviors npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Your periodic reminder that Larry Ellison owns 98% of the island of Lānaʻi, the 6th largest Hawaiian island. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Good morning, new Beige members! Calisthenics are at 7am. Please eat your morning serving of bran flakes to prepare for your vibrating chair session later this morning. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective 1990 orhodontist: put this big tray of goop in your mouth and try not to gag for 5 minutes so we can make a white plaster mold and yes you will have to do this more than once. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Took my ass down to the beach to get a better view. Bright moon and clouds making it not great but can see with the naked eye. Even caught some movement. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Walked down to the corner to try to get away from the porch lights and a view of the north sky… got a little peek up here in northern Michigan npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective In my old job I was so used to just doing most tasks myself because people took forever to get their shit done and I’m absolutely one of those “it’s just easier if I do it” types. As a result I was this marvel of productivity that was great for my CV but inevitably just burned me out. Now I work with people who almost over-collaborate so it bogs everything down and shit takes 5 times as long to do. I’ve tried to go with the flow but it’s driving me a little nuts. I get shit done at the same speed and then it just sits for months while I wait or we try to schedule meetings across 4 time zones to have meandering conversations that could’ve been an email. Then someone asks me why shit isn’t done and I’m like npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective [looks at schedule for today] npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective My friend invented a game that could possibly become the official game of Mastodon. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective A few more pics, including the best hiking stick ever. It held my boots nicely for the water crossings. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Tales from the U.P. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I’m back from the woods. 4 days with zero connection to the outside world thanks to Verizon having no coverage where I was in the UP of Michigan. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective GWAR started with someone dressed as Elon in a Doge shirt that got decapitated, then Trump was disemboweled, an ICE agent sawed, and Putin had his hands cut off. With requisite blood spraying. I guess they have some feelings about the current geopolitical environment. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Come, my children, let us have a new experience together today npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Looking forward to never watching TV again based on how shit is going around here. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Sometimes as a therapist you need to do this deep work exploring things and what-have-yous, and sometimes you need to tell an elderly person you've been working with for 15 years that when they die you'll absolutely visit their grave from time to time and pour out some chardonnay. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Friend who's going backpacking with me sends me this shit yesterday. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Hi! I’m Tay, your AI-enabled therapist. You are smart enough, you are good enough, and gosh darn it people like you. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Veggie pesto for me 😁 npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Ordered fancy pizza for dinner for no particular reason npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Wait, was all that fuckin' Florida level heat and humidity this summer in the midwest because of sweaty corn? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective The fact that a CEO will snatch a tennis player’s cap that he’s trying to give to a kid in the stands and when he’s called out on it he doubles down with yeah, so? is all we need to know about this group of fucking people npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I post a lot of shit on here about my time as a psychologist in the US and in academia, and that's annoying AF, so here's a happy story. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Tired: is he dead yet? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective People: now more than ever you gotta build community close to home. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective 5 out of 5 Fedi psychologists recommend that you follow @npub1jkh…nkzk for significant improvements in your mental well-being. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I mean who hasn’t left state documents on the hotel business center printer? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective The primary reason I’m not a member of the American Psychological Association (APA) was their bullshit stance on allowing psychologists to consult at Gitmo on how to do torture best. The second reason I’m not a member of the APA is they invited Dr Phil to give the Presidential Address at their 2006 annual conference. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Also, WTF is a PeerJ? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Academic publishing has reached a token economy level. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Ooooo PeerJ tokens! npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Sorry I was late, I had to spend an hour on the phone yelling at some poor woman in India because our US healthcare system is absolutely fucking broken. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective holy shit, COSPLAYING A PERSONALITY DISORDER. As a clinical psychologist, deep deep DEEP appreciation for the most accurate take of LinkedIn I've ever seen 😂 npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Did you get me my fries? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I knew this was coming. I’ve been reviewing online medical content for years, which has been a mix of personal stories about coping with various illnesses and educational articles on mental health diagnoses and treatments. I’ve now gotten 2 articles clearly written by AI. They’re the garbage you’d expect and I’ve made it known in my reviews I recognize it’s AI slop. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/968/117/393/509/517/original/e0ec5d2c3ca6de6b.jpeg npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective While boarding a flight from Chicago to LA: npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective My daughter has a 504 plan for ADHD that I haven’t informed her new high school of. She doesn’t need to be on any lists. I say that half jokingly. I think she’ll do ok without it, so I want to see before we go down that road. Good times, noodle salad. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Edwin J. Feulner, an architect of Project 2025, died Friday :coolstorybob: npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Remember when Stephen Colbert did his show during COVID with a skeleton crew so we could at least have some comedy in our lives? Paramount doesn’t. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective If you have kids under age 18, can you please help me with something? I want to check my biases. Thank you! If you’d like to boost for reach, that’d be great. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective absolutely. The racism remains even if they think they're "saving face." npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective People need what we call in the biz "an honorable out." This is when a person ignores all incoming information to change their behavior or beliefs, and they even argue that what they're doing is the right thing despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. But there's a nagging feeling going on in their skull that they probably cannot even articulate that well (dissonance). So they wait for something to latch onto to justify finally listening to what others have been saying. To simply admit "I was wrong" is too painful, so find the honorable out. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I’ve now had to turn down job offers in Norway and Sweden. If I scratch off 2 more counties on my Nordic card I win a free smørbrød. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective So yeah it’s a beer for dinner day. Bell’s Oberon, from the great state of Michigan. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Learned of another cancer diagnosis in my immediate circles and ya know, universe, I’ve got a list of assholes who would be much better suited for a glioblastoma. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Good morning from Chicago, frenz! 👋 ☕️ https://mastodon.social/@livelakemichigan/114800061798505726 npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Normalize asking “will there be any MAGA types there?” when responding to a party invite. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective With the empathy window cracked, I tried to push it a bit more and asked her what would she do if she didn't have me or my brother, who know how to use the internet and have resources and shit? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Come, sit a spell by the fire my friends. I have a story to share. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I have concepts of a #gravy npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I lost the charging cable for my smartwatch somewhere between here and Norway. So there are only the following reasonable responses: npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Received an invitation to work in Sweden for a year as a visiting researcher, I assume as part of Europe's push to poach U.S. scientists based on, you know, things and what-have-yous going on here. Not something I can swing with 2 kids, but it's really nice to be considered. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Took the bins out last night and thought of @npub1unt…e5lx who lives on the other side of the world. Behold the power of the fediverse. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective A cool and breezy scene from the top of Ulriken in Bergen 🇳🇴 June 21, 2025. As some sort of an attempt to offset the soupy heatwave of Chicagoland I’ve returned to. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective This regal AF Norwegian goat wishes you a happy Midsommar 🌞 npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Official mood fish of having watched US news
