Sshhrip :shrimpface:

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npub1rmgeegvq6tty79a67ezuc7e4lcgakp3dhtwl0gxc7d9tvz4gruuqes8f8v

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Last Notes

2024-11-26 19:01:33 GMT

pleroma problems:
19:00:35.279 [info] GET /api/v1/instance
19:00:35.285 path=/api/v1/instance user=shrimp [error] Internal server error: %FunctionClauseError{args: nil, arity: 1, clauses: nil, function: :parse, kind: nil, module: URI}
19:00:35.286 path=/api/v1/instance user=shrimp [info] Sent 500 in 7ms
19:00:35.286 [error] #PID<0.3445.0> running Pleroma.Web.Endpoint (connection #PID<0.3444.0>, stream id 1) terminated
Server: shrimpposter.club:80 (http)
Request: GET /api/v1/instance
** (exit) an exception was raised:
** (FunctionClauseError) no function clause matching in URI.parse/1
(elixir 1.13.4) lib/uri.ex:765: URI.parse(nil)
(elixir 1.13.4) lib/uri.ex:907: URI.merge/2
(pleroma 2.7.1) lib/pleroma/web/mastodon_api/views/instance_view.ex:27: Pleroma.Web.MastodonAPI.InstanceView.render/2
(phoenix_template 1.0.4) lib/phoenix/template.ex:126: Phoenix.Template.render_to_iodata/4
(phoenix 1.7.14) lib/phoenix/controller.ex:1008: anonymous fn/5 in Phoenix.Controller.template_render_to_iodata/4
(telemetry 1.0.0) /opt/pleroma/deps/telemetry/src/telemetry.erl:293: :telemetry.span/3
(phoenix 1.7.14) lib/phoenix/controller.ex:974: Phoenix.Controller.render_and_send/4
(pleroma 2.7.1) lib/pleroma/web/mastodon_api/controllers/instance_controller.ex:5: Pleroma.Web.MastodonAPI.InstanceController.action/2

2024-11-15 02:22:24 GMT

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@nprofile…nlst because the cucumber emoji looks like this for the majority of phone users
https://sjc1.vultrobjects.com/:shrimp/f36a7f68f6b3fcffcb8e29bb33e302cd254c3ed8f5338e31e95e4e2117939c27.png

2024-11-15 02:11:12 GMT

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@nprofile…nlst @nprofile…5f97 it belongs to cuckservatives

2024-11-15 02:04:56 GMT

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@nprofile…fjqm i do on my other account i dont check this one as often tho since the ui barely works on my phone

2024-11-15 02:04:28 GMT

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@nprofile…n3k0 web developers

2024-11-15 02:04:08 GMT

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@nprofile…5f97 libertarians are cuckservatives, conservatives are just pedophiles

2024-11-15 01:57:50 GMT

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@nprofile…zn5x yeah

2024-11-15 01:57:37 GMT

MRF to replace all instances of conservative and republican with the more accurate pedocon terminology

2024-11-07 00:29:24 GMT

shrimp

2024-10-15 17:47:23 GMT

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@npub1x6h…c3yv shrimpposter.club

2024-09-18 03:33:20 GMT

shrimpFUCKER club

2024-09-08 19:30:39 GMT

shrimpposter is shrimping along

2024-09-08 07:14:26 GMT

i broke stuff a week ago and didn't notice so stuff is reallly behind rip

2024-07-22 04:38:15 GMT

2024-06-12 07:40:47 GMT

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@npub108e…nss3 @npub1phl…plqe ftm female to miku

2024-06-12 04:30:01 GMT

PEEPY

2024-06-12 04:01:58 GMT

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@npub1pnp…52zw rustycrab is a 60 year old chinese lady

2024-06-12 04:01:41 GMT

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@npub1gl2…06hc @npub1p02…vu4d i will never goon

2024-06-12 04:01:11 GMT

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub1pnp…52zw they all look the same

2024-06-12 04:00:29 GMT

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub1pnp…52zw this looks like the retirement home near me

2024-06-12 03:59:53 GMT

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@npub1gl2…06hc @npub1p02…vu4d the pp isn't even made from genital material its made from ur arm

2024-06-12 03:58:48 GMT

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@npub1p02…vu4d @npub1gl2…06hc i already had my chest sawed in half

2024-06-12 03:56:49 GMT

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@npub1p02…vu4d @npub1gl2…06hc axe my crotch

2024-06-12 03:56:11 GMT

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@npub1pnp…52zw i didn't realize you were so lazy

2024-06-12 03:55:34 GMT

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@npub1gl2…06hc @npub1p02…vu4d im gonna pooon

2024-06-12 03:52:28 GMT

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@npub1gl2…06hc @npub1p02…vu4d im gonna get the arm skin rotdog surgery

2024-06-12 03:51:54 GMT

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@npub1wcf…equk im constantly shrimping out

2024-06-12 03:51:29 GMT

someday i'll be a real man

2024-06-12 03:50:42 GMT

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@npub1p02…vu4d jokes on you i never goon

2024-06-12 03:50:01 GMT

@npub1pnp…52zw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PnepNjQ6ik is this hsts or agp?

2024-06-12 01:07:15 GMT

Thinking about trooning out

2024-06-07 20:23:19 GMT

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@npub1gl2…06hc i have that without psychosis

2024-06-07 20:07:42 GMT

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@npub1gl2…06hc nice skill to have

2024-06-07 17:48:24 GMT

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@npub1grl…h2vl we'll see if google delivers

2024-06-07 17:48:01 GMT

python not having private members continues to be one of the worst decisions of all time

2024-06-07 17:26:34 GMT

reboot time

2024-06-07 05:47:06 GMT

i have a headache

2024-06-07 05:13:55 GMT

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@npub108e…nss3 get a peepy instead ig

2024-06-07 05:10:05 GMT

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@npub108e…nss3 yes

2024-06-07 05:04:27 GMT

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@npub108e…nss3 rude

2024-06-07 01:36:33 GMT

peepee

2024-06-07 00:51:17 GMT

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@npub1qh0…xeda @npub1lc8…92pf you should try it

2024-06-07 00:50:51 GMT

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@npub1grl…h2vl that's a hoody but nice

2024-06-07 00:47:46 GMT

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@npub1qh0…xeda @npub1lc8…92pf i dodged a bullet by having emergency heart surgery i guess

2024-06-07 00:45:06 GMT

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@npub1lc8…92pf would probably work with google

2024-06-07 00:18:24 GMT

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@npub1yqq…ufnw @npub1u6g…su6y lmao

2024-06-07 00:09:50 GMT

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@npub1u6g…su6y lmao what a shitshow

2024-06-07 00:08:11 GMT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE3LzxD3hYk

2024-06-06 22:00:36 GMT

Senior webshit architect

2024-06-06 18:26:34 GMT

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@npub147l…vyrc im saying u mom gay

2024-06-06 18:19:39 GMT

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@npub147l…vyrc
https://sjc1.vultrobjects.com/:shrimp/b7bf4073f017854e539cb3175a514e3f295d7d895755494cb2ead8f1ceb42d1f.png

2024-06-06 18:18:28 GMT

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@npub147l…vyrc destroys primitive societies

2024-06-06 18:12:19 GMT

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@npub12nx…3cf7 i dont think so

2024-06-06 17:59:16 GMT

internet access is the new smallpox blankets

2024-06-06 17:55:53 GMT

Remote Tribe Gets Starlink, IMMEDIATE Porn Addiction

2024-06-06 17:35:10 GMT

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@npub1qh0…xeda iirc this is the guy who design the character which makes it creepy

2024-06-06 17:32:17 GMT

https://sjc1.vultrobjects.com/:shrimp/5146706edaa41ccd373d768376295e0230ab9561d28ed90c328e80a064fabab2.png

2024-06-06 07:25:09 GMT

https://sjc1.vultrobjects.com/:shrimp/ce7aa62980e319ddd2f87a7c9c6506f3e131e558ae480f33430125ad8e1c97d2.jpeg

2024-06-06 06:22:44 GMT

@npub108p…yev6 your children are fighting
https://ryona.agency/objects/0c122682-2875-48cf-b8bc-c7cbc202c520

2024-06-06 06:15:52 GMT

see a lot of talk about faggots but what about fagettes?

2024-06-06 03:57:18 GMT

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@npub1x6h…c3yv donald trump isn't jewish but he is a woman

2024-06-06 03:56:06 GMT

Mexico got a jewish and woman president before the us

2024-06-06 03:54:17 GMT

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@npub1x6h…c3yv no president in the US has ever committed a sex crime. it is unthinkable

2024-06-06 03:53:06 GMT

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@npub1x6h…c3yv i love him and want to marry him

2024-06-06 03:47:26 GMT

lean
https://sjc1.vultrobjects.com/:shrimp/14726d3a01afd91f2ab76a423746fcf94b4724b9904de73d90a72a54a10ccf92.png

2024-06-06 03:46:11 GMT

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@npub1cgw…pnjx sickening

2024-06-06 00:30:33 GMT

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@npub1qh0…xeda angular is worse

2024-06-06 00:28:37 GMT

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@npub1sl8…5emg ever since my wife died ive been very depressed

2024-06-05 23:18:42 GMT

my favorite Linux distro is Reginald P Linux

2024-06-05 23:18:16 GMT

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@npub1qh0…xeda you can't win with some people

2024-06-05 22:47:45 GMT

pipipipi
https://sjc1.vultrobjects.com/:shrimp/496f4a6384682d7410d4c132e54e27134d94c5a74d2723462f59d22aa370d2e0.jpeg

2024-06-05 22:05:29 GMT

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@npub1yj8…hvvz whaaaaaaaat???

2024-06-05 22:03:40 GMT

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@npub169l…qrj6
https://sjc1.vultrobjects.com/:shrimp/137b9531ecee78be632065fef9e1f6aa1e93b4c4a3f40eeb2f0c7d1604c6432a.mp4

2024-06-05 22:02:01 GMT

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@npub1qrq…kk0n i got called so many slurs in the 90s and 200s lol

2024-06-05 22:01:26 GMT

tfw you will never have onigirioui
https://sjc1.vultrobjects.com/:shrimp/01d6dd1e29da0b486fdef33cd213a202ac20bd81d9c74ef292159142114fd1c1.png

2024-06-05 21:45:32 GMT

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@npub1vvg…dmpc it would be since he has a low iq

2024-06-05 21:40:05 GMT

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@npub1qh0…xeda @npub1qfr…h2zd brains dont feel pain in general unless they're hooked up to something

2024-06-05 21:36:52 GMT

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@npub1sl8…5emg grow some brains and hook them up to fedi

2024-06-05 21:32:50 GMT

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@npub1qh0…xeda they're little blobs of brain that can even grow rudimentary eyes. it's fascinating but it makes me deeply uncomfortable

2024-06-05 21:29:36 GMT

im not particularly religious but i feel like if anything is a sin against God it's probably growing tiny human brains to use as compute slaves before killing them 100 days later

2024-06-05 21:27:18 GMT

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@npub174a…tq0u why tf did they use human brains? its so creepy

2024-06-05 21:23:24 GMT

At least I got 2 of the series y ouiouis i wanted before they sold out

2024-06-05 21:21:12 GMT

sad i missed my chance to get cornpy :(

2024-06-05 20:04:08 GMT

pathetic suctipoda

2024-06-05 20:01:57 GMT

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@npub1qh0…xeda im not 100% sure that's what is going on but that's what it seems like from what ive seen

2024-06-05 19:59:54 GMT

the trump criminal case is so fucking weird. he's guilty of misdemeanors that are elevated to felonies because they were committed to commit another crime but he's not convicted of the other crime and the jury didn't even have to agree on what the other crime was

2024-06-05 19:38:30 GMT

multiplying
https://sjc1.vultrobjects.com/:shrimp/d797c02d811ceecf5a6eb0a8bc1f640e3e57448b0a4203479f510128590c303e.jpeg

2024-06-05 19:36:20 GMT

virgin funko pop fan vs the chad peepy enjoyer

2024-06-05 19:30:07 GMT

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@npub1qrq…kk0n
https://sjc1.vultrobjects.com/:shrimp/3b54e29090d81592a2f6bef032abce5f8b08e62de4c08c8c161f6787b8037d54.png

2024-06-05 19:26:33 GMT

https://sjc1.vultrobjects.com/:shrimp/59b42a1f9dba6bbc57631ab335f11245bd1721c01ace572d50ef04aca9bb43f7.png

2024-06-05 03:55:53 GMT

new freaks cc @npub1tmx…r5zd
https://sjc1.vultrobjects.com/:shrimp/00ef741086516039c8c5b0f5b3954f3ae8598db473925a994572eb558c7c73c6.jpeg

2024-06-05 03:53:34 GMT

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@npub1sa2…jgrv im just curious about power usage

2024-06-05 03:46:55 GMT

scalp started itching again :02notlikethis:

2024-06-05 03:44:37 GMT

uh oh
https://sjc1.vultrobjects.com/:shrimp/2c5cf736ebfb6bc7b0c9b2b56ca0a0705c782f530239be994a87ec7ddbbe80f9.jpeg

2024-06-05 03:40:31 GMT

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@npub1sa2…jgrv how much does vlc use?

2024-06-05 02:54:25 GMT

never goon/always consume

2024-06-05 02:29:58 GMT

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@npub108e…nss3 dogmoder

2024-06-05 01:47:59 GMT

oh no
https://sjc1.vultrobjects.com/:shrimp/dae62733300a965b2e2410eef0100b4db09c6fa8ee62a6fe6c8d09f96d73613e.jpeg

2024-06-05 01:12:53 GMT

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@npub16mj…alcf we need reeducation camps

2024-06-05 01:03:58 GMT

Pipipi