Mandu 🥟

Stop me if you've heard this gif before.

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2025-06-11 23:04:57 GMT

If you build it, they will nap.
#Caturday
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2025-06-11 21:34:18 GMT

Tapping out a little beat for the boredom blues.
#Caturday
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2025-06-09 21:11:57 GMT

I haz questions
#Caturday
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2025-06-04 23:34:08 GMT

Why it not squishing?? It ghost bug?
#Caturday
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2025-06-04 22:27:31 GMT

Fully self-inflated. Now featuring realistic facial damage.
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2025-06-04 00:23:39 GMT

Yes I’m yelling, and yes you will admire these goth jellybeans.
#Caturday #ToeBeanTuesday
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2025-06-03 23:16:32 GMT

Mom, stop! People are watching!
:insta: shibuyarollcall
#Caturday
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2025-05-26 20:45:06 GMT

Solar-powered loaf in rest mode
#Caturday
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2025-05-23 23:03:32 GMT

The belly flop was a masterpiece. The regret was immediate.
#Caturday
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2025-05-17 00:08:24 GMT

Honey, they messed up our order again. I asked for a tall, not a smol!
#Caturday
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2025-05-16 22:40:33 GMT

6 cats in this artwork
#FindtheCat
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2025-05-14 22:29:12 GMT

Maintain eye contact to assert dominance
#Caturday
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2025-05-09 23:35:17 GMT

Introducing Cardiocat™
#Caturday
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2025-05-05 22:24:34 GMT

Don’t judge. She has bills to pay and tuition is expensive.
#Caturday
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2025-04-29 00:15:29 GMT

Warning: Trail contains surprise orange projectiles
#Caturday
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2025-04-24 21:13:02 GMT

If you're not biting your bestie, do you even love them?
#Caturday
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2025-04-24 00:13:14 GMT

The eye of the void doesn’t blink. It waits... (for treats mostly.)
#dogs
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2025-04-23 22:18:21 GMT

Here we have the common boneless cat aggressively relaxing down the stairs
#Caturday
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2025-04-17 22:14:27 GMT

Ear scritches may cause extreme levels of happiness. You have been warned.
#dogs
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2025-04-12 00:57:24 GMT

Pretty. Cool. 🍦
#food #icecream
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2025-04-11 23:38:12 GMT

With the cat snoring and his anti-air defenses offline, Carl seizes the opportunity to impress his friends.
#Caturday
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2025-04-11 00:27:37 GMT

Scurrying of the smols
#Caturday
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2025-04-09 22:03:35 GMT

This will take way longer if you just let me help!
#Caturday
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2024-12-04 23:36:53 GMT

If you see someone shooting the CEO of a health insurance corp... no you didn't.

2024-12-01 20:41:43 GMT

🌊 🌅 #SilentSunday
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2024-11-21 00:23:29 GMT

Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you.
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2024-11-20 01:16:13 GMT

this is the life i want but like with tacos
#rabbit #bunny
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2024-11-19 00:55:32 GMT

release the loafs!
#dogs #Mondog #corgi
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2024-11-15 00:30:04 GMT

oh good, you're awake! I definitely wasn't sitting here watching you sleep for the last hour
#dogs
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2024-08-01 22:29:14 GMT

the job of a spotter cat: to swat you mid-air, then catch you when you fall
#Caturday
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2024-08-01 21:46:23 GMT

the internet is loading. please wait... :loading:
#OpticalIllusion
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2024-06-20 22:50:11 GMT

balloon boops - the latest trend in floppy-eared fitness
#dogs
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2024-06-18 23:42:33 GMT

breakfast, lunch, and dinner all in one bite
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2024-03-22 22:01:38 GMT

did anyone have "small bunny with smokey eyes munching on a grape while sitting inside a squash" on their bingo card for today?
#bunny #rabbit
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2024-03-15 21:23:22 GMT

cat: don't worry little one, auntie whiskers is here to turn your tears into purrs
#Caturday #dogs
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2024-03-02 01:47:41 GMT

my first mastodon post was around this time last year. honestly didn't think i'd stick around this long. thank you to all those who hit that ⭐ and :boost_animated: buttons on my posts.

2023-12-31 23:55:25 GMT

#SilentSunday #dolphins
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2023-12-20 21:44:49 GMT

jealous?
#Caturday
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2023-12-02 22:50:33 GMT

one of these kitties is not like the others
#Caturday
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2023-12-01 00:13:34 GMT

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@npub1xsy…cevg might be an ewok

2023-11-30 23:36:11 GMT

໒(＾ᴥ＾)७ #FindtheDog
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2023-11-25 00:01:19 GMT

do not feed him leftovers after midnight
#Caturday
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2023-10-02 17:42:34 GMT

what. the kid's hungry. stop staring.
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2023-09-30 21:24:56 GMT

Ooh Brenda these towels are NICE! Where'd you get them?
#Caturday
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2023-09-18 00:25:12 GMT

What it's like getting ghosted, except it's your mom. And instead of a text, it's a hug.
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2023-09-15 18:30:39 GMT

Hello Republicans? Sky God here... you guys suck. Have a terrible day.
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2023-09-10 20:48:37 GMT

soft scritches and black beans
#Caturday
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2023-09-04 00:13:36 GMT

Even if you get your cat from IKEA, some people still have trouble with the simple assembly instructions.
#caturday
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2023-08-30 15:51:13 GMT

The next Apple event is in two weeks, so here's a summary of what was announced at last year's event.
#Apple
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2023-08-29 23:00:49 GMT

Some people think they know me, but I don't put much stock in fan theories.

2023-07-20 23:48:51 GMT

Proper way to pronounce "entrepreneurship"
(reposting because i can't find my original post)
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2023-07-18 23:20:56 GMT

🎶 it took 6 whole hours
and 5 long days
4 all your lies to come undone
and those 3 small words
were way 2 late
'cause you can't see that i'm the 1 🎶
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2023-07-15 03:37:16 GMT

Growing up I always found it odd that Chevy Chase the actor/comedian had his own bank. Never did see any financial institutes dedicated to Dan Aykroyd or Bill Murray though.

2023-07-14 17:46:42 GMT

A.I. Johnny Cash sings a mashup of Barbie Girl, Wannabe and Party in the USA (set to the tune of Folsom Prison Blues).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyfQVZHmArA
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2023-07-13 16:44:09 GMT

And with this ring, we shall be bonded in holy macaroni.
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2023-07-12 20:49:07 GMT

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I told my computer to "zoom in. enhance. boost resolution." like they do on TV and film. This is the best it could do.
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2023-07-12 20:30:56 GMT

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@npub1qjq…xgdu @npub1mdk…aptk
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2023-07-12 20:19:24 GMT

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@npub1qjq…xgdu :blobcatawwpat: :blobcatawwpat: :blobcatawwpat:

2023-07-09 01:04:58 GMT

Before you hit that ⭐Fav button, ask yourself, "If I posted this, would I want it BOOSTED so that everyone knows I'm a huge dork, or FAVED so that no one knows how awesome I am."
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2023-07-02 01:09:09 GMT

Sorry T-Swizzle fans, but I got the hottest ticket in town.
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