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2026-01-10 12:04:17 GMT

Dudley Newright (@newrightpoast)
https://substack.com/@newrightpoast/note/c-197566446?r=bd2yu
> You know the look on her face: "I'm being naughty for a good cause. Well behaved women seldom make history. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good 😉😏" etc. Normies have been deluded by Netflix/Bluesky into thinking that a quick act of civil disobedience after dropping the kiddos off at school will be risk-free.
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2026-01-08 01:04:58 GMT

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Sometimes the slaughterhouse screws it up. If the wool touches the meat, you can get a strong lanolin flavor in the meat. For strongly flavored dishes (curries) that doesn't matter. For steaks or roasts, gross.
Make sure that you buy lamb from Greeks not Muslims.

2026-01-03 23:27:00 GMT

‘Took $50k in scholarship while earning $750,000’: Anti-H1B influencer calls Vivek Ramaswamy a ‘fraud’ over Soros fellowship - The Times of India
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/took-50k-in-scholarship-while-earning-750000-anti-h1b-influencer-calls-vivek-ramaswamy-a-fraud-over-soros-fellowship/articleshow/126294275.cms
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2025-12-20 14:14:33 GMT

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Vivek needs to be humiliated. The idea that this scam artist is going to be granted any kind of authority is galling.

2025-12-12 02:31:34 GMT

New dick measuring contest just dropped
https://myvocab.info/en

2025-12-02 11:37:56 GMT

Never buy Indian cookware. Not even once
https://www.foodandwine.com/fda-adds-9-cookware-brands-to-lead-contamination-recall-11859436

2025-11-13 04:01:24 GMT

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I've been thinking about the same thing. My current laptop (Lenovo Yoga Gen 9) is definitely suffering from quality issues. Battery life is great, but the screen cable fails frequently and will likely break completely soon. The cooling system is essentially nonexistent (same as earlier gens). Great for getting first degree burns while playing EU4.
While I haven't used the X13, my experience with multiple Lenovo ultralights is worrying. My next one will be far more 'normal' / rugged.

2025-08-21 21:04:30 GMT

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Still better than Mamdani

2025-08-21 03:52:05 GMT

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I write my own code nearly all of the time. AI coding agents just seem like a waste of time.

2025-08-11 03:44:24 GMT

What kind of damn fool thinks that war is supposed to be fair?

2025-03-08 14:48:25 GMT

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Must not be that interesting, link goes directly to the login screen.

2025-03-04 00:47:55 GMT

What lies in the shadows? What secrets have been hidden from the world? Our world is full of deceit, trapping us all in a web of lies. Is there an escape?
No matter where evil hides, the Night Crew will be after them. #NANC
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2025-02-27 22:38:26 GMT

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Thank you for doing this, take all the time you need.

2025-02-27 00:58:33 GMT

Come join the Night Crew! Explore the scenic beaches of Tahiti, taste the exotic flavors of the orient, experience the rich culture of the world and more. Our agents are standing by, waiting to help you reach the destination you've always been dream about.
Experience the Night Crew difference.
Offer not valid in Rhode Island.
#NANC
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2025-02-26 18:19:44 GMT

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devil horns or aviator caps

2025-02-26 00:25:02 GMT

A transmission arrives from the future. The year: 2077.
You see yourself transformed, trapped in a cybernetic frame. An alien doctor looks upon you coldly, with no hint of pleasured or remorse.
You get cold chills as you look closer at the image. Is that really me? Do I recognize this place?
Before cutting out, a voice - your voice - tells you what you must do.
"Seek out the Night Crew."
#NANC
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2025-02-25 01:54:37 GMT

In a world where technology runs everything, a boy with no future steps into the city's shadow.
I thought I was just coming to find a place. A fresh start. But this city? It doesn't care who you are. It just swallows you whole.
But when you get caught in the web, the only way out is to dive deeper.
In a city where secrets are currency - only the brave can rewrite the code.
It's time to break free.
The Night Crew. Coming soon.
#NANC
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2025-02-23 03:07:30 GMT

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I bought a dozen eggs this morning for $5 and I'm in NYC

2025-02-23 02:55:30 GMT

You swagger up to the bar, feeling the smooth vibe of the place and already imagining the drink that’ll hit the spot. Out of nowhere, a wild-eyed preacher, his hair all over the place like he’s had one too many grabs you by the arm.
"Hey, friend!" he yells, waving a wild finger in your face. "You gotta join the Night Crew! It's where all the action happens, baby!"
The whole scene is just... a little too much, even for you. But hey, you are in the mood for something strange tonight. #NANC
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2025-02-21 00:03:31 GMT

On the run, but can he get away? Only the Night Crew knows! #NANC
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2025-02-20 14:37:31 GMT

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The globalists fear the backyard chicken farmer.

2025-02-19 23:32:54 GMT

You turn the corner and find yourself trapped in a riot. These people really have it out for the Night Crew!
Will they succeed in their mission to destroy the Night Crew? #NANC
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2025-02-17 16:16:38 GMT

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This is amazing, although 20 lbs does make it difficult to carry. Definitely the beginning of something awesome.

2025-02-17 15:04:50 GMT

I need a Railgun

2025-02-14 23:11:58 GMT

Oh captain, my captain! The Night Crew is in command, and has taken flight.
Stranger things have happened.
#NANC
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2025-02-14 02:15:12 GMT

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Very nice color contrast here

2025-02-14 01:28:11 GMT

When the Night Crew takes flight, who knows what will happen on board? Will this be your last flight, or the start of an amazing adventure? #NANC
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2025-02-12 22:14:45 GMT

What if the Night Crew was a Korean drama?
Naiteu keuluneun aegsyeon-eul junbihan aidol tim-ibnida! geudeul-eun maseutadon yeonbang ujuui miseuteolileul pul su iss-eulkkayo? #NANC eseo al-aboseyo!
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2025-02-12 11:51:59 GMT

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I definitely get all my information about Christian faith from a gay billionaire.

2025-02-11 23:59:03 GMT

What wonders lie beyond the reach of human reason? Deep in the jungle, the Night Crew is on the hunt. #NANC
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2025-02-11 00:05:00 GMT

With a hum and a strum, the Night Crew brings all the hens to the yard. You can't always be on duty, sometimes you have to kick back and let the smoke out. #NANC
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2025-02-09 01:46:37 GMT

While the robots and knights are guarding the rivers and streets, the Night Crew Air Division patrols the skies. #NANC
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2025-02-08 00:10:04 GMT

No matter where, no matter when, the Night Crew is there. Fighting from the shadows, spreading the word of No Authority. #NANC
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2025-02-06 20:50:33 GMT

When the world is on fire, the Night Crew is there. Take an axe to your troubles. #NANC
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2025-02-05 00:38:38 GMT

Even when everything is a dumpster fire, the Night Crew is there. Take an axe to your troubles. #NANC
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2025-02-04 11:56:37 GMT

Strident rhetoric has been evolving into peaceful dialogue...You have failed #USAID
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2025-01-31 00:21:00 GMT

Have a drink at the Night Crew bar - it's on the house #NANC
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2025-01-28 01:51:31 GMT

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I guess this one flew the @npub1v4p…zt05

2025-01-28 00:51:01 GMT

The Night Crew is a fascinating cast of characters. Won't you join us? #NANC
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2025-01-26 00:45:01 GMT

Hey ladies, care to spend time with the Night Crew? #NANC
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2025-01-25 00:30:02 GMT

Collect them all - the adventures of the No Authority Night Crew are never ending #NANC
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2025-01-23 23:54:03 GMT

The Night Crew is out there, investigating the mysteries of small town murders. #NANC
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2025-01-23 00:19:00 GMT

Even on this lost highway, the adventures of the Night Crew bring hope. #NANC
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2025-01-21 23:13:49 GMT

Long after civilization collapses, the Night Crew lives on. #NANC
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2025-01-21 03:25:03 GMT

Coming soon to sophisticated establishments everywhere -- Night Crew, the finest liquor endorsed by snazzy gentlemen and knights of the Netherworld. #NANC
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2025-01-18 12:23:28 GMT

It's too bad we don't have crimping anymore. The Ukrainian army needs personnel, and the NAFO folks are right there.

2025-01-17 06:57:46 GMT

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Most likely he's yet another fake front-man. It's hilarious that the PTB thought being lel epic diablo g@m3r was a positive for a middle-aged 'rich' man.

2025-01-17 05:37:29 GMT

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Maybe he's really a top gamer and the CEO stuff is all bullshit?

2025-01-15 19:26:09 GMT

Take a break from all of the bad news with a day at the beach... with the Day Crew #NANC
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2025-01-03 15:05:15 GMT

A lot of people seem to searching for someone to tell them no, and mean it.

2024-12-31 17:03:36 GMT

The past in flames, the future uncertain -- the NIGHT CREW is here to help. #NANC
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2024-12-28 13:44:16 GMT

YouTube seems to have scrubbed any videos of the original skit, but this song is fitting for the current Elon Musk meltdown
Spitting Image - I Never Met a Nice South African
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SUQVLXspXu0

2024-12-24 22:30:00 GMT

Merry Christmas from the No Authority Night Crew. Have a blessed night and day! #NANC
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2024-12-16 18:07:53 GMT

We need a reverse-bounty program for open source software. Something like "I pledge $100/mo. to prevent further development of Nostr" or other obnoxious things.

2024-12-12 14:25:00 GMT

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Just like the plastic neon toys - turn on the lights and they stop glowing.

2024-12-12 13:39:17 GMT

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We all know the correct modern spelling is womxn.

2024-12-07 00:45:03 GMT

Celebrating a Christmas festival with the No Authority Night Crew #NANC
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2024-12-06 02:40:07 GMT

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Show me the man's chauffeur and I'll find a witness to unspeakable crimes.

2024-12-05 02:22:45 GMT

Have a drink with the Night Crew #NANC
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2024-12-02 20:12:30 GMT

Given the overall level of corruption in the US government, it's nice to see that Totally Legit Joe has some residual scraps of familial loyalty. I think I would somehow respect him less if he let his own kid swing.

2024-12-02 18:52:53 GMT

So I tried out the first AI video generator I found, and it worked... OK. It used an LLM to generate a script, text-to-voice for the dialog and a bunch of stock film for the visuals.
I could probably have done all that in Handbrake with much better results, but this was completed in just a few short minutes. I guess this explains all of the low-effort video memes showing up on various SNS.
Also, here is a crappy film about a pirate escaping a ghost. #NANC
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2024-12-02 01:50:23 GMT

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You mean How It's **Really** Made?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfoxcSHGxp8

2024-12-01 02:05:58 GMT

Looks like someone finally made non-awful LED Christmas lights @npub1gx2…4lmh
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qSFNufruSKw

2024-11-09 23:50:27 GMT

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The space witch is evaporating?

2024-10-26 00:00:53 GMT

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PayPal mafia and associates

2024-10-22 13:17:04 GMT

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A Cheney said this? We are truly ruled by the least self-aware people who have ever lived.

2024-10-21 02:32:34 GMT

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Hackernews still has some life left in it. The chorus of defenders for the worst crimes of big tech is deafening though.
@npub1gx2…4lmh

2024-10-11 15:57:02 GMT

I finally figured it out. Fediverse. Fedilab. Fediposting...
You're all feds!

2024-10-09 21:42:39 GMT

For those out there who say that the Night Crew is childish
#NANC
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2024-10-07 11:49:48 GMT

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This would be implying that some one competent is in charge. About a year into the Totally Legit Presidency, I realized to my horror that Joe really was making the important decisions.

2024-10-04 15:13:41 GMT

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Looks like a lot of people are going to be eating crow soon.

2024-10-03 11:40:00 GMT

The Night Crew plans their next assault on the Fediverse #NANC
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2024-10-02 04:32:59 GMT

Late nights drinking with the Night Crew #NANC
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2024-09-30 17:42:46 GMT

Christmas has come early. Too early for some.
The Night Crew has come to spread Halloween cheer to the Christmas carolers.
#NANC
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2024-09-30 11:09:04 GMT

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Didn't they try to ban Trump from the country a few years ago?

2024-09-24 04:15:10 GMT

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Not bad advice - you have to beat the margin of fraud. Dead even, you're still starting at least ten points behind.

2024-09-21 21:02:31 GMT

Tried some Blk flavored water (black cherry). It tastes like poison.
I'd liken the flavor to dirty water left out overnight with some cherry tobacco mixed in.

2024-09-21 00:29:48 GMT

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I guess he really did lose it all in a tragic boating accident.

2024-09-21 00:24:27 GMT

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The eyeliner helps him, assuming he is not actually undead.
@npub1gx2…4lmh

2024-09-15 03:37:24 GMT

I see people posting on the timeline shit like "well your Bible says that you have to give everything to strangers, so you aren't allowed to have your own community. Checkmate evangelicals!"
Firstly, this shit is exactly what Marx was saying about how religion is the opiate of the masses. Secondly, I'm not going to be lectured to by atheistic dipshits who have no concept of love or justice. Fuck right off with this bullshit.

2024-09-14 16:34:49 GMT

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You have my vote!

2024-09-06 23:15:40 GMT

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Our people's lives are far too easy and far too unfulfilled if this is what they are worried about all day. It's just sickness.

2024-08-30 03:53:44 GMT

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Is the message that Trump will win the popular vote but lose the electoral college?

2024-08-15 00:14:49 GMT

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Ha! My ISP doesn't even support IPv6. Take that, nerds!

2024-08-13 03:57:27 GMT

Looks like the bird servers were on fire tonight. Time to call out the Night Crew. #NANC
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2024-08-12 22:55:46 GMT

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But but captain warpspeed... Orange man bad.... Mamala is brat
😜

2024-08-09 18:17:04 GMT

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The PayPal mafia guys have been spreading the gospel of crypto for a while now. Presumably they're in the "pump" phase of the usual game.

2024-08-07 14:44:13 GMT

So glad to see Kamala reaching across the aisle and nominating John McCain for her VP

2024-08-06 18:12:25 GMT

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Every day we stray further from God's light

2024-08-06 02:15:08 GMT

We're hoisting the black flag in commemoration of @npub1gx2…4lmh rebuilding the server #NANC
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2024-08-05 16:05:40 GMT

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"Yeah, but what if the government goes bankrupt?"
"Then our friends in the mighty Soviet Union will step in and protect us!"
"But what if the Soviet Union falls?"
The teller looks around, then leans closer to the patron and says, "Isn't that worth one lousy paycheck?"

2024-08-05 16:05:34 GMT

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"Oh, don't worry," the teller replied. "The main branch in Warsaw will cover any debts this branch has."
"But what if the whole bank goes under?"
"We're insured by the Polish government. They'll cover our debt should that happen."

2024-08-05 16:05:11 GMT

The market's down, and the world is ending. Oh no! Reminds me of my favorite Polish joke:
A Polish dockworker heads to his local bank to open a savings account, and goes up to the teller.
"I'd like to open an account, but I'm worried about losing my life savings should this bank fail."

2024-08-02 18:27:20 GMT

What's done to children, they will do to society.

2024-08-02 01:08:40 GMT

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But how does it taste?

2024-06-28 14:09:27 GMT

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Very, very far beyond cogent... On beyond zebra.

2024-06-11 14:43:07 GMT

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The problem with "a little learning" is specifically the ignorance

2024-05-15 00:03:02 GMT

Prepare yourselves! The Night Crew is coming. #NANC
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