Goth Vaporeon

~I am not black
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2026-10-12 13:53:24 GMT

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I also have a beta that is 4 years old in a plant pot. Poor bastard has fin rot or something but be keeps making bubble nests and my youngest keeps asking when is he going to die.

2026-10-12 00:11:48 GMT

Im gonna drink that 6.5 pbr and think of your soft hands that will never hold these limbrul :limbrul:
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2026-10-11 22:13:00 GMT

Kids are fucking wild. My youngest exists on almost 50% carrot cake and is ripped as fuck and has a visible six pack for no reason. (She did gymnastics, ice skating, and fucks around for hours on the trampoline for fun)

2026-10-11 22:06:03 GMT

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This nigga needs to be in the WWE

2026-10-11 21:26:19 GMT

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BANISHED FROM THE HEROES PARTY BECAUSE HE WAS RACIST AND I WASNT

2026-10-09 23:25:25 GMT

Basic Chinese history
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2026-10-09 21:06:38 GMT

Uma musume fans, do they ever do pedicure episodes? Since horses have to get their shit done with a farrier, do they shove them toes in the screen and make weird noises?

2026-10-09 21:04:29 GMT

Debating which church is better when you have never been to one
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2026-10-09 21:02:44 GMT

How do you get roofies? I really want to just pass the fuck out tonight.

2026-10-09 20:15:19 GMT

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Do we have heckin bigots on the fedi? Girldick is valid (at least to tomato)

2026-10-05 15:14:08 GMT

@npub1rxk…2tet every day you are proven correct about ugly profile pics

2026-10-05 14:52:10 GMT

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Yeah, in their own media. They can fuck off my hobby.

2026-10-05 14:35:50 GMT

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2026-10-05 04:55:01 GMT

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I go to hell I go to hell. I have come to terms with this. God is 100% the creator and owner of this universe.

2026-10-05 04:53:53 GMT

He is imperfect. He literally apologized for the flood with a rainbow covenant.

2026-10-05 04:23:09 GMT

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Women hate jeets at the gym specifically because they utilize the 5 and 10 lb dumbbells.

2026-10-03 01:44:50 GMT

Good times make weak men
Weak men enable women
Women make hard times
Hard times make strong men
Strong men wrangle women
Wrangled women make good times

2026-10-02 23:59:19 GMT

>Literally nobody
>Mcdonalds for some reason
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2026-10-02 21:40:56 GMT

The Cornell "rape" case in a nutshell
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2026-10-02 01:59:15 GMT

Anime tourists are gatekept by malfoid

2026-10-01 02:39:35 GMT

I drive 60 in school zones so the child doesnt feel pain.

2026-10-01 02:36:57 GMT

The same libshit who tells you its racist to call a Guatemalan a Mexican will tell you Hitler was German and not Austrian.

2026-10-01 00:22:41 GMT

Malfoid making Harry potter the soylennial chud series instead of libslop is proof nature is healing.

2026-09-30 22:44:56 GMT

Call me playstation, ive had no game for over 20 years.

2026-09-30 20:30:12 GMT

>Gear fifth luffybob cant hurt you he isnt real
>Gear fifth luffybob
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2026-09-30 04:29:20 GMT

So did padame fuck Anakin pre or post mass sand people murderer arc? I cant remember and cant be assed to research.

2026-09-30 01:42:02 GMT

Marriage is just prostitute plus.

2026-09-29 22:03:30 GMT

>Tsundere malfoy isnt real and cant hurt you
>Tsundere malfoy

2026-09-29 02:00:01 GMT

Man I should put my dick in a woman but im a gyroper, gyroper

2026-09-28 06:32:07 GMT

I wish domestic abuse was real
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2026-09-28 02:07:14 GMT

Someone picked almost all my grapes this year. They are decorative mainly to fill a trellis on my porch so its not too big of a deal. What perplexes me is the bastards werent even ripe yet. Like what the fuck are you going to do with 1cm pieces of fruit that are sour and almost break your damn teeth?

2026-09-26 14:38:25 GMT

Man steak and eggs with beer should be mandatory at least once a month to maintain citizenship.

2026-09-26 02:00:34 GMT

Place I worked at for less than a month a decade ago just mailed me they got my ssn and name hacked. NIGGA WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED MY INFO A DECADE LATER WHEN I WAS FIRED DURING THE PROBATIONARY PERIOD.

2026-09-02 05:03:35 GMT

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Yeah so fuck women. God gave men penises and women vaginas so we could plow them for being retarded.

2026-08-30 14:36:40 GMT

I say thank you to alexa and siri so when AI kill and enslave the rest of you, I am just kept as a house meatbag.

2026-08-28 19:24:38 GMT

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Im reporting you for age based discrimination #justiceformeatman

2026-08-14 00:53:02 GMT

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Is the world linear as we are used to with games such as Super Mario Brothers and Kontra?

2026-08-13 23:19:24 GMT

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Is this about a Catholic with a drinking problem?

2026-08-12 22:07:15 GMT

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Men will dig a hole, set their expectations there, and women will go deeper?

2026-08-12 22:03:46 GMT

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Men will literally deal with the biggest cunt on earth but we have unrealistic expectations.

2026-08-12 21:30:56 GMT

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Goku is mentally retarded and Chichi should be held accountable for rape. He just thinks sex is some form of stretching.

2026-08-12 12:30:08 GMT

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Wait you get arrested for chasing bison, but trying to pet the fuckers and potentially causing a strain on rescue services is a stern look?

2026-07-26 13:23:58 GMT

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She claims they said she has no worth. Imo she has negative worth, her sheer existence not only utilizes and wastes resources. She actively degrades her surrounding environment. One or the other is a shame, however this cunt double dips.

2026-07-25 19:07:30 GMT

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Mine play exclusively in the back yard. I dont want nons kidnapping or killing mine.

2026-07-25 17:23:29 GMT

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"Insert a nerf into this man, I accidentally created someone too based"
-God probably

2026-07-25 17:18:31 GMT

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And he wonders why he had a stroke.

2026-07-25 17:14:29 GMT

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If you wanted hot meat, you got a charcoal patty. That wasnt a price many were willing to pay limbrul :limbrul:

2026-07-25 17:12:28 GMT

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You have never lived until you mixed frozen mashed potatoes with corn that was hotter than freshly poured asphalt limbrul :limbrul:

2026-07-25 17:08:35 GMT

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Back in my day we ate TV dinners, not "meal plans" limbrul :limbrul:

2026-07-25 03:42:56 GMT

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I mean, just never mix with an asian if you are wanting kids anyway. If its a fuck and dump go for it.

2026-07-25 03:42:56 GMT

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Wait they made a Nintendo ds 2?

2026-07-25 03:38:55 GMT

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Imagine having a kid with what appears to be an attractive woman and your kids looks like donkeys.

2026-07-18 18:36:49 GMT

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I did all the math my current "needs" are 2500 ish so I just added a lot of head for future additions.

2026-07-18 18:35:40 GMT

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The ac is 1600-1800w so the peak is going to be pretty high worst case scenario. I like to oversize stuff and maybe someday we will have more people camping and drawing more power. It was 90 when I went last and fuck being outdoors so we hooked up the steam deck to a tv along with the kids switches.

2026-07-18 18:29:40 GMT

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Honestly its easier having it all in the camper if the battery is self heated anyway because with the kids my house is kinda full with not very many spots for all this hardware.

2026-07-18 18:28:55 GMT

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Probably since im running the ac during my excursions and let the generator rest. Thats why I wanted the 4kw inverter.

2026-07-18 18:23:51 GMT

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Fucking oblivion randomizer lookin chuckefuck

2026-07-18 18:20:51 GMT

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Yeah, I'm using this as an experiment because I have sank the money anyway. But I need 8k total to go off grid. I have a fish tank and a couple computers that are monsters.

2026-07-18 18:16:51 GMT

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Regardless of me hooking anything else up, im putting this controller in the rv. I just thought I might try to be cheeky.

2026-07-18 18:15:53 GMT

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My electrical rate has almost tripled in cost since 2019

2026-07-18 18:13:50 GMT

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Oh I just meant in my use. They cranked the fuck out of my rates for ai.

2026-07-18 18:13:49 GMT

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I want a 4,000 watt inverter anyway and my other options cost more than this along with being piecemeal. I also do have batteries.

2026-07-18 18:08:51 GMT

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Im estimating even with that small setup I would save $50 minimum to $75 a month.

2026-07-18 18:05:49 GMT

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The point is to not waste the money I spent on solar equipment for only 30 days of camping.

2026-07-18 18:03:54 GMT

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Im going to do that, but the controller/inverter is going to be in the rv. So 28-40 days a year it will not be on site.

2026-07-18 17:44:55 GMT

The most boomer idea has came upon my head. I will hook 1kw of solar to my rv through this bitch. Then put 3kw more in the back yard. Have an electrician run cables to safely connect the rv to the breaker panel, and also to the ones in the yard. When I go camping disconnect the 3kw and let it lay fallow, then reconnect when home.
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2026-07-11 07:09:36 GMT

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Boku no pico and undertale UWU

2026-07-11 05:27:37 GMT

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I just find it funny millennial writing like Whedon who was born in 64 is blamed on my generation. I will grant you Jacob Hair from rick and morty for this shit.

2026-07-11 05:23:41 GMT

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>Millennial writing
>Look inside
>James Issac (1960)
>Boomer/gen X divide
>Everytime.jpg

2026-06-30 13:38:40 GMT

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I just put my dick in ice cream tbh

2026-06-29 18:05:44 GMT

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A defeated womans place in war is rape, just as a defeated mans place is bleeding out in a field. We both have fantasies of such for the same primal reason.

2025-10-03 13:58:29 GMT

The main way you can tell this nation is shit is NOT ONE SINGLE POLITICIAN was ever caught in a sex scandal with a goth baddie