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I'm here for the free hotdogs.

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2024-07-23 23:49:09

One of the wife's bread alarms goes off...
Me: Yeah, back in the kitchen woman!
Her: Lord, thank you for giving me a husband that teaches me patients every day.
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2024-07-13 01:35:44

Picking fights with boomer atheist and pot heads on facebook because I'm bored.
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2024-06-28 23:08:00

>The wife walks through my space so I give her the eyeball.
Me: Anyone tell you today that you have a great butt?
Her: Hehe nooooo!
Me: Better luck tomorrow.
Her: LOL Get fucked!
Gotta keep them on their toes fellas.
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2024-06-28 15:00:40

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Our lives got a good shake a while back and ya know how it goes. The wife and I are doing great! She owns her own bakery now! I've got sourdough up to my eyeballs!

2024-06-27 03:06:07

The wife is playing through Portal for the first time.
Me: It looks like you're enjoying yourself!
Her: This is easier than I thought it was going to be!
Me: [sees she's in chamber 5] LoL oh no, you're still in the tutorial
Her: Oh....

2024-06-27 02:15:46

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We are doing amazing. She owns her own bakery now! Sourdough, cinnamon rolls, short bread cookies. If I wasn't fat and happy before, I am now.

2024-06-27 02:13:44

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😂 You love FF14 almost as much as you hate mexicans.

2024-06-27 02:07:59

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https://youtu.be/FcxyJ2P8J-g

2024-06-27 00:59:24

Learning some Davinci since adobe decided to pull their shit.
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2024-06-27 00:47:14

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2024-06-27 00:46:34

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2024-06-27 00:38:25

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I accept this head cannon

2024-06-27 00:34:38

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There was some big ol shake ups in the smirk household.
Good news, they all turned to blessings and I can get back to shitposting and making games!

2024-06-27 00:32:48

Y'all ever ponder a borb?
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2024-04-26 16:25:59

GM NC! How y'all been?
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2024-04-25 04:59:35

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Montoya, I know. She didn't last long iirc. They always gotta go after the gingers.

2024-04-25 04:57:47

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2024-04-12 00:18:21

I hate that I share a hobby/career with these people.
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2024-04-03 02:02:00

Just White Boy Vibin'
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2024-03-29 22:18:39

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Her leaning into the meme has made it so much funnier.

2024-03-29 22:14:43

Ragtime piano antisemitism?
Ragtime piano antisemitism.
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2024-03-23 04:54:18

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Here ya go.
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2024-03-22 16:51:27

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2024-03-16 04:49:50

Think of something funny
Try to write it out
See it isn't funny
Just write sneed and hit Nice!
S N E E D

2024-03-09 15:18:28

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Whenever the wife asks if I'm busy, from now on, I'm pickling.

2024-03-09 14:18:19

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That director must have been based and a true Giger respecter.

2024-03-09 14:13:14

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Nah, there were lots of beauties in the 80's, but that's when all the kids Hollywood had trannied up were coming of age.

2024-03-07 22:25:51

It seems fitting that we are celebrating NCD's birthday during another mass exodus from blab. For many of us, an account here actually feels like home. After all the bans, deletions, and subversion of other social media sites, NCD almost looks utopic.
The big difference here, is we are allowed to define our boundaries, defend our home, and repel intruders or unwanted. Which, is what most of us want in real life as well. No wonder this place is so fucking cool.
I'm beginning to ramble so I'll wrap it up.
@npub13v6…hy07 is the best admin I've ever met, and the mod team ( @npub19xx…mk07 , @npub1m4u…0px5 & @npub1vst…aefa ) are some of the finest jannies the world has to offer.
Thank you everyone for helping build this amazing community! Here's to another trip around the sun!
🥂

2024-03-06 15:52:04

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I'm making that a logo tonight. But something will be misspelled. It wouldn't be smirk oc unless there is a misspelling.

2024-03-06 15:49:55

Over on my business account on Twitter when I realize I'm starting to see quite a few familiar names and profile pics.
I think the algorithm is ratting me out.

2024-03-04 20:10:21

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I was INVESTED into that ROFL

2024-03-03 23:30:36

I want to watch an isekai where ICP get brained by Faygo bottles and end up as actual clowns in a King's court and the only way for them to get home to to convert the King to Christianity.

2024-02-28 01:58:11

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Blink training to whoop ass

2024-02-11 16:35:28

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That's my next watch!

2024-02-11 15:21:21

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You're not the first person I've seen say that. Ill have to check it out here soon.

2024-02-11 15:20:00

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That sounds like some crazy good times! I'll put it on my list.

2024-02-11 15:03:02

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I feel ya on that one.
If Dragon Maid doesn't do it for ya, try Frieren Journey's End.
Its on going and honestly one of the best I've seen in a very long time.

2024-02-11 14:59:48

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Fuck Hollywood, watch anime.
Also that clip is from Dragon Maid.

2024-02-11 14:40:54

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The wife and I have been going crazy over Palworld. It's the most fun we've had in years.
I'd say I hope large developers learn from this, but we all know they won't. They'll just convince themselves we need more "seasonal content".

2024-02-04 02:13:45

Me yelling from the kitchen: DO YOU KNOW WHAT TRANSPIRES HERE WOMAN?
Wife: Yes I can hear you stirring the macaroni.
Me: HAHAHA YES I STIR INDEED!

2024-01-30 03:41:10

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Is this @npub1rlc…efym at work?

2024-01-29 23:35:42

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Is that @npub164g…t6dh ???

2024-01-29 21:19:55

The wife's first loaf of sourdough! I'm so proud of her.
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2024-01-28 00:11:35

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It always cracks me up how much the look like old timey stuffed animals.

2024-01-27 13:14:00

I'm not sure if the wife will enjoy my addition to our base.
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2024-01-23 13:23:06

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Morning Darb!

2024-01-18 22:33:19

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2024-01-18 16:44:57

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Wicked
Clown
Love

2024-01-18 16:44:38

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I'd also like to point out, this is @npub1wh3…0yvx 's idea/fault

2024-01-18 16:41:05

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No one knows. It's just a miracle.

2024-01-18 16:17:35

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I took a listen to that yt you posted. Thats good stuff.

2024-01-18 16:00:31

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Sidh is a Celtics word for fae. No bojangling implied brotherman.

2024-01-18 15:48:56

See @npub173f…h0qc 's new cosmetic name and get ptsd triggered. Oh no! I don't have buttons or change in my pockets!

2024-01-17 01:52:40

I'm going to help you get that bingo this year Darb.
#note1ldy…kjjm

2024-01-17 01:42:38

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>A miracle even.
I think that was the point they were trying to make with that track. Even if they lacked the proper vocab to say it, they are amazed by the world around them and it all seems magical.
I think they have a legitimate love for the world around them, but are well, ICP and that's the best way they know how to express themselves.

2024-01-17 01:30:53

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Same here. I'll always be a juggalo and that's what I love the most about what they gave me.

2024-01-17 01:21:23

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Imma be down
Imma be down
Imma be down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground
https://youtu.be/FzC8h5FVyiE

2024-01-17 01:16:55

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2024-01-17 01:15:42

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Woop woop! MCL my ninja!

2024-01-17 00:42:16

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I loved when he made fun of this in Big Money Hustlas. 🤌🏻

2024-01-17 00:32:42

Uncle Ruckus² grifting baby wipes for adults.
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2024-01-16 22:40:33

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It's green text. I know I know, that's literally what it's called. It's a hold over from the chans. Usually used to tell stories or as way to say "implying" You just throw a little > in front and you're good to go.

2024-01-16 22:38:43

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>are you talking about this?

2024-01-15 21:37:49

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If it wasn't for Q, I would never have known yall. Im a 30+ year tin foil veteran, but I kept to myself before all that nonsense. Now I'm the whole internet's problem.

2024-01-14 15:22:31

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I just read this out loud and the amount of side eye the wife game me is unparalleled.

2024-01-14 13:52:13

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LFGOOOOOOOO! Turn away from the furry shit my beloved clown brethren! Turn into the wicked shit!

2024-01-14 13:35:02

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I can dig it. I've been working on a card game for 4 years now. I've been doing bit by bit in my free time and after work.
It sucked, but now I've got something that has the potential to pull me and the wife up and out of lower middle class.
Im a fucking opioid statistic with literal Swiss cheese brain. If I can do it, you stand a really good chance.

2024-01-13 18:33:46

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Yeah, a robe sounds good right about now. I think I'll break my pipe out too. Make the house smell like warm tobacco and have the wife make some hot coco.

2024-01-13 18:30:35

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I guess it's time to break out the Carhart.

2024-01-13 17:53:15

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We got well over a foot yesterday. Enjoy!

2024-01-13 15:51:32

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2024-01-13 02:03:16

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Good evening!
Our records indicate that you have yet to deliver a prerequisite, so you're full membership to Dark Fedi™ cannot be processed until you deliver the prerequisite of...
▹Saying nigger
is completed. Please do not take your time. Thank you for your understanding.
Failure to
▹Say nigger
Will result in members from several instances mocking you, being labeled a glownigger, and possibly being fined up to
▹Saying kike 30 times and loss of Dark Fedi™ membership opportunity
Do not delay.
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2024-01-10 02:46:30

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2024-01-08 03:33:02

Just a friendly reminder of how you should treat any "alien".
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2024-01-07 13:42:51

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GM! What did you order?

2023-12-29 00:06:22

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2023-12-25 16:38:38

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Merry Christmas!
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2023-12-25 15:31:07

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Follow the White rabbit.
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2023-12-25 15:13:48

Merry Christmas fedi! Thank you for all the laughs, and hell threads this year! I love all of you, yes even that weird bird guy jeff.
I hope Christ finds his way into your heart this day and into your life this next year.
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2023-12-24 22:50:06

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Oh we doing a new hell thread? Count me in!

2023-12-24 03:35:26

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That's the best way to have it.
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2023-12-23 20:18:29

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Mine tried that shit last year. I reminded her we are about as close to "tiny" as you can get without hitting the mark and she's always complaining about space.
That want went right out the window. 😂

2023-12-23 15:51:59

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Store bought or home made?
I am judging your answer.

2023-12-23 15:30:28

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I never studied anything about kabbalah, but I did study quite a bit of other occult things. The Christ conscience, and the other stuff you mentioned sounds familiar. I guess I had never made the connection of esoteric and talmudic.
The top symbol is from Hindus I think. It's the "OM" sound they make while meditating.

2023-12-23 14:35:25

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I know I'm retarded, but...
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2023-12-17 15:12:59

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Oh he's not fat. He just appears that way. I've watch him, this morning, jump over 5ft to the top of the cat tree.
When he adds weight, it just makes him stronger.

2023-12-17 14:26:22

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This is our kitties, ℂ ℍ 𝔼 𝔻 𝔻 𝔸 ℝ 𝕃 𝕆 𝔸 𝔽 and Spookerton The Void
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2023-12-16 18:52:52

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I do that to mine sometimes too. She'll say something innocuous and bam, it's been 43min and I haven't taken a breath and she's been checked out for 40/43min.

2023-12-16 18:37:52

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I'm so glad my wife is based. When I told her about it, she was visibly disgusted.
Her: "Let me guess, they'll get away with it too because they're oppressed faggots."

2023-12-16 15:09:58

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Gm fren!

2023-12-15 01:33:09

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2023-12-10 05:34:00

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2023-12-09 17:27:26

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Woodcutter is probably one of the better ones.

2023-12-09 16:51:42

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2023-12-08 23:20:23

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2023-12-04 19:17:29

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Sounds awful ✡️ to me

2023-12-04 19:15:12

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Booooo nigga you gay
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2023-12-04 19:10:03

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You missed church bro.

2023-12-03 14:10:13

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After services today, the ladies are doing cookie decorating. When they are done, the men of the church are having a cookie tasting. Im looking forward to it.

2023-12-01 22:53:06

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It's his neck.