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2026-10-26 18:33:41 GMT

My house might not be the best decorated this year, but I'll be a real hit this Halloween I bet!
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2026-10-15 20:55:55 GMT

The elites don't want you to know this but the games at the epic store are free you can take them home I have 458 indie games I'll never install

2026-10-04 01:29:17 GMT

Today in "Mitsu's Animal Crossing"
Just moved in to a new town, the first neighbor that introduces himself is a cat.
A bunny is angry and doesn't want to interact with Mitsu.
A dog smells Mitsu's belly.

2026-09-24 18:26:46 GMT

Ah, next week the System Shock 2 Remaster is one of the two free Epic Games, hopefully I remember to pick it up.

2026-08-20 16:47:25 GMT

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@nprofile…fsu6 I don't see how Star Trek can recover, since this *gesture at current Trek era* is supposed to be held as equal to the rest, and since it has its own fans it can't exactly be memory holed either.
Maybe our generation is just childish for caring about canon about any of this. To paraphrase a wise man: "Say what you want about boomers, no one's bitching about the most recent Howdy Doody reboot. They let their childhoods go."

2026-08-06 04:14:53 GMT

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@nprofile…pgx0 @nprofile…f8gx I'm just getting an echography for an unrelated reason! :sweat_fb:

2026-08-05 18:42:39 GMT

Magic The Gathering is so confusing nowadays. Back when I was really into it, in the 90s, there was one format and people just had cards and played their cards, at school. There was no expiration on old cards to keep you buying more. You just made a deck of 60 cards, 20 lands, 20 lives and went at it. No "drafting", no "commanders", no "banned cards". No "social life" or "girlfriends". Just Magic players, enjoying the moment.

2026-06-22 20:26:16 GMT

"long legs and large loads"
Now that's a name for a 70s porn series
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2026-06-22 13:14:17 GMT

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@nprofile…tsag If you get a Hi-MD portable music player/recorder, you can connect it as a data drive to a computer (even with standard Mini-Disc, if you format them as Hi-MD in your recorder); Hi-MD gives you about 1Gb, standard MD less than 300Mb.
Me what I want is a 2000s Mini-Disc head unit, but of course my car is too recent and recent cars can't realistically get 3rd party head units. And they're pretty hard and expensive to find with full coverage of north american FM radio bands; there's tons of JDM ones, but Japan's FM radio bands are not quite the same.

2026-05-21 20:49:51 GMT

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@nprofile…hu5l Does the good old old.reddit.com workaround not work for this?

2026-05-12 00:28:59 GMT

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@nprofile…xz9d She says it's real

2026-05-11 03:32:50 GMT

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@nprofile…xz9d :acat_huh:

2026-04-26 16:32:02 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 Harmonium bait? On MY timeline?
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_ms0_Fxx9abyuT62Hc27NvI369ZKaDytTU&si=KQpRtR0Ud3Pva-PQ

2026-04-11 21:12:05 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…n409 :cat_cry:

2026-04-05 15:37:08 GMT

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@nprofile…f8gx Mitsu's reaction once she started it:
Mitsu: it's actually porn!
Me: Yeah, that's what I told you I heard it was
Mitsu: I didn't know
*Mitsu turns over the book and looks at the book's author's picture
Mitsu: Ohhhh, you're a dirty woman!

2026-02-05 23:31:29 GMT

Croque mesdames
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2026-01-13 12:27:19 GMT

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@nprofile…qjtr I mostly use mine for practical demonstrations to clients why they should not put much faith in their cheap RFID keycard locks and the practical risks of wifi networks (though that one can be done better on a computer with a monitor enabled wireless adapter, it tends to have more impact on clients when they see a toy-like device doing it)

2026-01-12 21:58:04 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 Drink more Ovaltine

2026-01-12 21:56:18 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 It's inferior

2026-01-12 21:50:54 GMT

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@nprofile…f8gx I'm just too cool to care
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2026-01-12 13:12:31 GMT

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@nprofile…tsag :buffalobill:

2026-01-07 11:11:14 GMT

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@nprofile…3pux I knew someone who used Word tables as a database.
I hated it.

2025-12-30 13:18:38 GMT

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@nprofile…00uk I respect the croissant au chocolat regions more because at least it accurately describes it. But croissant is not pain, never will be. Pic attached is what pain au chocolat actually is.
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2025-12-23 16:28:00 GMT

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@nprofile…7gur It is cute!

2025-12-20 22:45:35 GMT

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@nprofile…k5zk Mitsu recommends you try Shake Shack (and get a burger and a shake).
And Chick Fil A.

2025-12-16 22:54:06 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws I played a bunch of it a while ago when it wasn't even cheap yet (let alone free; it's also free on Luna if you have Amazon Prime). I liked it. It's not perfect but it's all around competent. They really seemed to be in a rush to give it away, it got deep discounts not long after coming out.

2025-12-16 17:02:24 GMT

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@nprofile…kpxe @nprofile…pvqa It's their assumptions about you; I suspect DAW and VST devs think artists are retarded and assume that unless it looks like some 90s-00s skeuomorphic Kai's Power Goo Fisher Price abomination they'll be lost.

2025-12-16 03:29:36 GMT

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@nprofile…pvqa @nprofile…7gur Not that I mind, I love that cursed feel

2025-12-16 03:29:13 GMT

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@nprofile…pvqa @nprofile…7gur The movie has a creepy late 90s early 00s euro CGI adventure game feel, like something mildly cursed from Cryo Interactive

2025-12-15 20:09:08 GMT

Finding public chargers is a much more difficult, and frequent, problem in winter :/

2025-12-12 04:30:11 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws @nprofile…7f3n @nprofile…3uhf
It gets worse.
> His six-year-old daughter, Leide das Neves Ferreira, later ate an egg while sitting on the floor. She was also fascinated by the blue glow of the powder, applying it to her body and showing it off to her mother.

2025-12-09 15:23:05 GMT

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@nprofile…0wrd @nprofile…azkc I'd love to see XP Remastered or 7 Remake (Intergrade), but they probably would be forced to have it as a separate product line. Taking 10/11 and turning it into what we want I think is impossible now. They have three problems that make this hard. First is marketing; it's hard to market "less" to normies.
Second is focus on their money making ventures. We're no longer in the 90s and 00s; switching away from Windows has become frighteningly easy. Google took the education market, Valve tore away PC gaming exclusivity from them. They didn't even do it because their OS was better, they did it with cheap, task oriented hardware. Windows is not their cash cow, it cannot be, the moat around it is so narrow you can just step across it. So they need to deemphasise Windows as a product and emphasise it as a vessel to get you into the 365 ecosystem.
Third is the legacy support. What moat they do have left still exists though, and while it used to be an asset, it's increasingly heavy baggage that drags them back. Microsoft has tried multiple times to reinvent Windows, but it ends up making Windows worse because people have built workflows that depend on the old ways. It's like that XKCD standards thing; by trying to solve the issue you just add shit to the pile. And they cannot effectively steer the platform because there's stakeholders everywhere using old legacy shit that they cannot ever retire from use. And by now, the new shit has been integrated into workflows too so they can't remove THAT either.

2025-12-07 21:46:41 GMT

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@nprofile…t390 @nprofile…3wwf @nprofile…fu8z
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2025-12-07 17:05:11 GMT

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@nprofile…7gur This is racism against us latinos

2025-12-07 14:54:54 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws Cursed

2025-12-06 21:34:51 GMT

When you need it on the go
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2025-12-06 21:05:31 GMT

The M&M store happens to be the most expensive place on earth to buy M&Ms. Worse than in-flight or in a movie theater. I don't know enough about the jail butt-smuggled smokes economy though

2025-12-06 19:52:05 GMT

Me, commenting on the M&M store in Times Square: "I don't get it, not everything needs a store! It's just candy coated chocolate!"
Mitsu: "Then you'll buy me something in that store and I WON'T SHARE IT WITH YOU"
Me: "There's something weird with that logic"

2025-12-04 15:57:09 GMT

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@nprofile…6a48 I hadn't but now I think I need a throne

2025-12-01 19:48:58 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws @nprofile…pmkr The answer is deceptively simple
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2025-11-29 18:53:28 GMT

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@nprofile…pmkr What, you don't celebrate? Black Friday is a cherished holiday, celebrating the time the three Magi found a good sale on gold, frankincense and myrrh.

2025-11-28 18:43:16 GMT

DJ Cam Quartet's Rebirth of Cool is my ambiance secret weapon. At my previous job I sometimes had to do technical setups for receptions and such and if the person asking for the setup didn't ask for anything specific I would always default to that (and the other two DJ Cam Quartet albums from that time, Diggin' or Stay). I often had great feedback on it, it's really a masterclass in its genre; content to have or not your full attention, it's not too rich that it's distracting, but it doesn't feel empty like background music often does either (easy-listening, smooth jazz, chill-out, lo-fi hiphop).
https://djcam.bandcamp.com/album/rebirth-of-cool

2025-11-28 16:28:31 GMT

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2025-11-28 14:02:49 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws @nprofile…3mnz I love Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Of course part of that is because it's a faithful adaptation of the book, but I wouldn't have been turned on to the book and to Hunter S Thompson if it wasn't for the striking direction. Gilliam adapted in a way that looked effortless a book that most would have considered impossible to adapt. Probably played to his greatest strength, his ability to illustrate madness.

2025-11-27 19:46:20 GMT

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@nprofile…snj0 Oui, ça empêcherait d'avoir à gratter les fenêtres, mais c'est rarement ça le problème, tu peux mettre le chauffage quelques minutes d'avance et les fenêtres se dégivrent tout seul. Ça fait pas grand chose contre le problème principal. Quand il neige tellement que le char est enterré sous la neige, ou quand les camions de la ville poussent toute la neige de la route sur le bord, créant un remblais de neige entre les chars stationnés et la route, alors il faut pelleter pour sortir de là quand même.

2025-11-27 19:21:13 GMT

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@nprofile…3wwf Non, j'avais pas de char l'hiver passé, et j'habite en apart alors je pouvais rester bien comfo à l'intérieur. J'ai pelleté un peu mon entrée, mais c'est tout. Un moment donné je me suis un peu fait chier à sortir aller chercher à manger je me suis ramassé dans de la neige jusqu'au chest, mais à part de ça, pas trop pire.
Là par contre, faudra que je gère mon char, le déplacer avant les déneigements. Et j'ai pas un 4 roues motrices, alors je sais pas ça va avoir l'air de quoi me sortir des gros bancs de neige. Au moins c'est probablement le seul hiver où je me ferai chier de même, on devrait déménager en banlieue dans une maison l'an prochain, alors au moins j'aurai un driveway ou un garage.

2025-11-27 04:16:05 GMT

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@nprofile…pvqa It's not a luxury brand, it's more of a mass market specialty brand, comparable to Audio-Technica, Grado, etc... Their headphones are usually fairly priced for the quality. You won't usually be disappointed for the price, but also you probably won't find something that'll feel like a steal like say, chifi IEMs.

2025-11-24 00:56:29 GMT

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@nprofile…azkc also
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2025-11-24 00:54:08 GMT

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@nprofile…azkc Yeah, it's pretty good

2025-11-22 13:37:13 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws Atari themselves released a software emulation "Atari 2600+" for a frankly completely insane price (130$ USD).

2025-11-21 23:29:29 GMT

Sardine fandom (Sardini) rejoice!
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2025-11-21 22:21:17 GMT

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@nprofile…xut8 @nprofile…7gur i wish I didn't have

2025-11-20 23:59:01 GMT

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@nprofile…e6jm Some rando moisture farmer kid hears "Obi-Wan Kenobi" and immediately makes the connection to "Ben Kenobi" and the Empire's greatest spies never do?

2025-11-16 03:53:47 GMT

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@nprofile…azkc Tuck

2025-11-16 03:50:55 GMT

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@nprofile…azkc Have emotions

2025-11-10 21:15:32 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws Unfun fact: So was Alien Resurrection

2025-11-09 22:09:34 GMT

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@nprofile…0wrd This is too real

2025-11-09 21:41:29 GMT

It starts. The joys of managing a car in a Montreal winter while relying on street parking.

2025-11-08 02:48:28 GMT

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@nprofile…3wwf @nprofile…7gur Un bon pain sandwich! Avec fromage à la crème ou bien cheez whiz, je suis pas difficile!
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2025-11-08 02:44:39 GMT

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@nprofile…7gur I'll make it and you'll like it, I know

2025-11-07 20:42:07 GMT

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@nprofile…3wwf I think they're forcasting a bit of snow at night (that will melt immediately) in the next week, maybe that will satisfy her desire for snow.
Last year, she missed the stupid amounts of snow we got in february.

2025-11-07 15:39:30 GMT

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@nprofile…jmdl @nprofile…g5fu
Hacking is mostly asking boomers their passwords until they give it to you. Good, effective infosec is making it harder for boomers to tell other their passwords.

2025-11-06 21:36:23 GMT

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@nprofile…pmkr
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2025-11-06 16:45:29 GMT

@nprofile…pmkr More Twingo news: https://www.motor1.com/news/778138/2026-renault-twingo-debut-specs/
Still cute, under 20000 euro is nice

2025-11-04 13:50:52 GMT

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@nprofile…pvqa Balancer too, which is one I trusted when I was invested in crypto.

2025-11-01 04:33:23 GMT

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@nprofile…azkc Bags of plain potato chips

2025-11-01 03:40:39 GMT

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@nprofile…azkc Wrist

2025-10-31 15:12:27 GMT

The bunny currently has the feminine urge to bite and dig and cause general michief.

2025-10-31 13:49:49 GMT

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@nprofile…azkc @nprofile…00uk Yeah, it's close to the left side, but how are these two more taboo than, well, anything at all?

2025-10-23 17:05:51 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws I've made peace with gringos appropriating my culture

2025-10-20 17:59:45 GMT

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@nprofile…pmkr I actually learned this while learning pentesting, they suggested getting a clipboard and a reflective vest. Because if ever a client thinks that they don't need to secure their internal networking ports, ask them how they think most of their employees would react to someone with a reflective vest and a clipboard walking around confidently. And if they're deluded, it's time for a practical demonstration.

2025-08-19 13:54:09 GMT

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@nprofile…vrgz Because under 13" keyboards get too cramped for serious work for most adults, so it might as well be an optional accessory.

2025-07-29 14:04:07 GMT

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@nprofile…azjd It depends on how much you want to get rid of whoever clogged the drain

2025-07-22 22:48:50 GMT

I got my Picocalc finally. Not sure what I wanna do with it: keep MMBasic, MicroPython or (as I've set it right now) Z-Machine Interactive Fiction player.

2025-07-18 15:09:37 GMT

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@nprofile…hmru It won't work. They said the same (good chocolate) of the french and the belgians, and look where trusting them brought us.

2025-07-16 13:49:57 GMT

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@nprofile…4duy Si :blobhugs:

2025-07-14 13:26:18 GMT

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@nprofile…hmru >urochrome
No u!

2025-07-03 17:16:15 GMT

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@nprofile…4duy 🙄

2025-06-26 17:25:07 GMT

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@nprofile…hmru Had so many of these laying around everywhere

2025-06-19 21:51:20 GMT

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@nprofile…4duy You're judging me on notes I wrote for myself only.

2025-06-09 18:02:01 GMT

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@nprofile…h6f2 I don't care about all the "um, acktually..." comments about how blowing on cartridges wasn't good for them, I know it helped.

2025-05-12 21:45:57 GMT

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@nprofile…46gc The only medicine that can delay the inevitable is rice porridge

2025-05-12 17:06:31 GMT

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@nprofile…46gc You should do one to parody Minori VNs, where everyone has an incurable terminal disease

2025-04-04 18:37:36 GMT

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@nprofile…h6f2 Gell-Mann Amnesia

2025-03-30 17:21:43 GMT

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@nprofile…k4ty This was the last time anyone saw Michael.

2025-03-29 15:02:48 GMT

I think my channel's schedule is off somehow
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2025-03-24 21:47:50 GMT

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@nprofile…r70d @nprofile…hmru Anyone who changed their voting intentions because of mean tweets from another country is doing a great job showing why Canada doesn't deserve to be taken seriously as a real independant country.

2025-03-23 22:54:47 GMT

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@nprofile…h6f2 Is it an Arcade Classics collection or the "Arcade Stadium" games?

2025-03-20 22:21:00 GMT

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@nprofile…hmru This is how bunnies are for real

2025-03-17 17:17:34 GMT

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@nprofile…3j8n It's wood water boiled and churned into a creamy texture.

2025-03-17 14:46:59 GMT

POV you are about to eat an unhealthy amount of sugar
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2025-03-16 02:37:33 GMT

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@nprofile…46gc Napster

2025-03-15 19:26:10 GMT

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@nprofile…hmru
> Improved!
That's not really encouraging.

2025-03-15 19:08:18 GMT

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@nprofile…46gc @nprofile…hmru I still wonder what mexicans ate before Old El Paso invented tacos

2025-03-15 03:01:21 GMT

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…88ve Look at ink tank printers, most brands have them under a brand name. They're a bit pricey, but I got my Canon Pixma 3 years ago and I've yet to have to buy ink for it, and the replacement ink is a bottle that'll last years too and that they can't get away with charging as much as the cartridges for.

2025-03-14 20:53:35 GMT

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@nprofile…37p4 Well, uncontrollable puking from one of the guests could potentially ruin a wedding, so I understand the concern.

2025-03-14 20:50:43 GMT

Mitsu, playing a "cozy" game: "I ate raw fish now I can't stop puking, I think I'm gonna die and I need to get to a wedding."

2025-03-14 20:31:48 GMT

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@nprofile…hmru I understand that problem.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/e4/b7/94/e4b7948ee6283322b26968d856b7e0ca6b388fd7e5a92ea3bad3b9f0efe932ef.jpg?name=O2IkAnOK8KFBiQ.jpg

2025-03-14 19:26:00 GMT

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@nprofile…ak3x The same

2025-03-13 03:19:42 GMT

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@nprofile…9qhr @nprofile…hmru It's a silly Star Trek TOS parody and y2k era Quebec time capsule, that had way more love and care put into it that a throwaway joke concept like that should have had.