TheJanko
Janko

Self-custody or a financial institution in Illinois willing to flaunt this are necessities. But it is Illinois and we may be too far down that slippery slope.

2026-07-13 16:01:31 GMT

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No here to turn a profit.

2026-07-13 15:33:24 GMT

I need to 3d print a S9 shroud. Anyone got a template to share with me??
#mining #bitcoin

2026-07-12 17:32:44 GMT

My S9 showed up. Time to play with my ₿

2026-07-11 15:06:33 GMT

I’ve had PayPal for nearly 20 years and I’ve been on Venmo forever and a day.
Following their merger I wouldn’t send my photo ID to them for transactions and they both banned me.
No recourse.
Thank God for ₿
https://blossom.primal.net/58ae11e2b2a944cfcb000d349d9e0006142d46d95ead9b90487a65ccb7feeeab.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/32e5bb1bd79573b2fdda9623f1b3789f4e8a9f21e8068de0ce1f19fdb951a350.jpg

2026-06-25 21:45:53 GMT

Why are we letting such an unimpressive generation bankrupt America?

2026-06-09 19:07:55 GMT

If we visit the 58k gang I may just have to max out my bitcoin rewards credit card.

2026-06-07 22:08:01 GMT

I bought this dip pretty hard. I’m going to take a break.

2026-04-25 17:40:57 GMT

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It’s nice for fiat farming.
Tools have uses.

2026-04-19 12:32:19 GMT

Meanwhile in Chicago…
https://blossom.primal.net/759b10e32f50261a941ca0319cadda8985f79764cd31b05f61ff27dc976e77fa.mov

2026-04-18 18:34:37 GMT

Just met my first bitcoiner in the wild.

2026-01-08 21:43:23 GMT

@nprofile…005l higher

2025-12-24 01:08:06 GMT

@nprofile…wfys is the best billionaire

2025-12-19 20:31:23 GMT

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I’m triggered

2025-12-15 19:19:07 GMT

Anyone selling cbd/thc lotions on here???

2025-11-19 15:00:40 GMT

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/live-blog/trump-epstein-files-congress-comey-saudi-arabia-ukraine-live-updates-rcna244157
*checks notes*
False Flag in…
…3…2…1…

2025-11-17 18:36:21 GMT

Got my wife to Buy ₿ today.
Yes I’m bragging.

2025-11-12 12:43:02 GMT

What’s the life hack for not missing garbage pickup around these 2nd-tier holidays?
I refuse to accept that people sit down monthly and write garbage pickup holidays on their calendar.
Yes, I’ve put the trash out a day early. In this scenario my mailman runs my trash can over (he’s a dick) and I pickup my trash in the middle of the street.
And let me stop you right now, I don’t need to hear about how you burn trash to capture extra energy to power your Bitaxe.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

2025-11-08 23:13:26 GMT

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‘Merica

2025-11-04 21:39:53 GMT

People upset today are doing it wrong.

2025-11-04 21:17:21 GMT

*moves from DCA to accumulation*

2025-11-04 16:35:39 GMT

I’m glad I left X on days like today.

2025-11-04 16:32:24 GMT

₿ on sale. It’s a good day

2025-10-17 17:32:41 GMT

Imagine selling bitcoin during a govt shutdown with a looming credit crisis.

2025-10-10 21:46:54 GMT

My XRP bag holding buddy is melting down.
It
Is
Glorious
Look out below!

2025-10-04 15:56:46 GMT

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Time to roll out an infant line of soap

2025-09-25 02:07:51 GMT

I’d like to extend an invitation to Jimmy Kimmel to play in traffic.

2025-09-13 19:53:33 GMT

I won’t be sending my children to college.

2025-09-09 17:56:13 GMT

Thinking about filing for Social Security exemption. I’ll undoubtedly be denied but I figure if they are stealing my money regularly I can file a 4029 regularly too.
https://image.nostr.build/62df8aeb7ea5605b795d3872d83983a8a8df47251f3408918bfd7cae400eaabd.jpg

2025-09-07 18:09:35 GMT

All today’s zaps go toward bribing my son to mow the lawn

2025-09-07 14:34:00 GMT

Set up my 9 year old with a Wallet of Satoshi so I can pay him for chores.
+1 Dad points

2025-09-03 19:23:02 GMT

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Idk if this is left-or right-side bell curve marketing…but its good marketing

2025-08-28 15:47:55 GMT

Which coinjoin should I be using?

2025-08-13 20:20:48 GMT

@nprofile…w4ys higher 500

2025-08-10 01:45:06 GMT

I need better news on here. Help

2025-07-27 21:43:13 GMT

Never been excited for soap before.
Thanks @nprofile…kayr

2025-07-25 14:12:53 GMT

Bitcoin twitter calling this price action a “dump” is just too funny.

2025-07-15 17:11:53 GMT

My 68 year old mother just called me.
She was standing in line at a Bank to get physical dollars.
This woman also owns bitcoin.
Boomers are wild

2025-07-11 12:56:57 GMT

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Bitcoiner’s don’t have nocoiner friends for very long. We tend to either orange pill them or drive them away.

2025-07-09 23:08:46 GMT

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CashApp and lightening integration. I can now use mined sats to buy ice cream at my local ice cream parlor. It’s small but using bitcoin to buy my kids ice cream is BULLISH AF

2025-07-09 22:00:45 GMT

@nprofile…s9aq and @nprofile…8lh5
What other stores do I need to check out??

2025-07-03 19:39:45 GMT

No tax on OT and no tax on tips.
Regardless of it’s limits, this is the first true roll back of the income tax.

2025-06-22 19:12:25 GMT

It would be a real shame if Iran attacked America’s banking system. A real shame…

2025-06-22 19:11:26 GMT

Buy the dip
Buy the dip
Buy the dip

2025-06-22 14:40:15 GMT

Little market preview for tomorrow. Also BiTCoiN iZ dEaD.

2025-06-13 00:35:21 GMT

So how do I join parasite pool??

2025-06-12 13:33:41 GMT

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https://app.binance.com/uni-qr/cvid/24009708982386?l=en&r=476192556&uc=web_square_share_link&us=copylink

2025-06-12 13:27:54 GMT

One of the ways I KNOW that Bitcoin is a Trojan horse to TradFi is the fact that Bloomberg analysts have to say “Fartcoin” when addressing the crypto-economy.
We win a little more with every fartcoin mention.

2025-06-02 21:13:42 GMT

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Tank tops and flip flops.

2025-06-02 20:07:50 GMT

So who has the summer #bitcoin merch??

2025-05-30 19:07:34 GMT

Idk about you but I’m going to buy the Circle ipo

2025-05-30 11:55:13 GMT

It would appear the Trump Administration is going double-or-nothin’ in the ongoing game of Three Card Monty: Debt Edition.
In the 2000s they bet the house, this time they will wager the farm too.
Taking Fannie and Freddy public while simultaneously easing banking reserve requirements (Financial Institution Regulatory Tailoring Enhancement Act) is a transparent attempt to get these GSE to eat Federal Debt.
The United States is going to inflate a housing bubble underwritten by Federal Sovereign Debt.
Buy Bitcoin
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/trump-says-us-retain-oversight-guarantees-fannie-mae-freddie-mac-spinoff-2025-05-27/

2025-05-26 15:30:56 GMT

It’s really a headache getting my Bitcoin off Gemini

2025-05-23 12:05:03 GMT

Short, dense and terrifying
https://thegreattaking.com/

2025-05-21 17:58:34 GMT

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bItCOin iZ DeAd

2025-05-21 15:47:51 GMT

Crazy to think that one day Tyler and Cameron will be worth more than Zuck and they missed out on Facebook.

2025-05-21 15:39:32 GMT

Bitcoin stopped making ATH therefore it’s dead.

2025-05-21 15:23:02 GMT

https://blossom.primal.net/f813440fe9aac0e0953fa4a1fe5ad861c94fa66f24206d76a6b1ca2ae25479f5.jpg

2025-05-21 14:54:58 GMT

https://blossom.primal.net/239a62b677b4ae8f3e706464736bfc1b5c30a6dcf871bcac8b07ec9fb4251582.jpg

2025-05-21 14:44:31 GMT

Ive been tapped out on fiat for so long now it doesn’t really matter if we are at 72k or 107k.

2025-05-16 18:25:48 GMT

So what’s the argument for keeping Social Security moving forward??
Can we sundown ASAP??

2025-05-16 14:26:19 GMT

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Send resumes where?

2025-05-15 15:47:19 GMT

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It may seem unfair to put this on the Boomers because gate keeping is merely the State self perpetuating itself. However, blind adherence to Statism has proven to be a defining characteristic in the vast majority of Boomers I’ve met on both sides of the isle.

2025-05-15 15:35:37 GMT

I sincerely hope that when Boomers FINALLY exit the workforce they take their credentilized gate keeping with them.
Pull the ladder up behind yourself enough times and maybe we will just make a system that doesn’t rely on ladders.

2025-05-15 14:07:28 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/d31ebb8f43cbdf805f781f4fdbb00b405254e4cd9b06fd1d4149e3bcb83ad314.jpg

2025-05-15 14:01:20 GMT

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It is admittedly hard to get a read on Gen X. But that’s kind of your thing.

2025-05-15 11:54:00 GMT

You know, for a generation everyone rags on constantly,
Millennials are really being handed a large bag of problems to handle.

2025-05-13 16:24:39 GMT

Garden planted ✅
https://blossom.primal.net/0363af58c28048ba56aca247a8bcd4a446b3242f18d58ee377ef262149ed4f39.jpg

2025-05-11 22:20:38 GMT

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🙌

2025-05-11 13:33:06 GMT

Nostr feels like a heavily Father’s Day crowd but…
Happy Mother’s Day!

2025-05-09 14:24:31 GMT

My family is about to eat its weight in Steak N Shake.

2025-05-09 14:12:38 GMT

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This was all worth it
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2025-05-08 17:09:14 GMT

PSA: Bitcoin is no longer dead…we are officially in “back” territory.

2025-05-06 17:11:14 GMT

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Who cares

2025-04-23 18:52:31 GMT

@nprofile…2wlc I want a job at XXI so I can quit being a govt employee. Hit me up

2025-04-20 19:47:19 GMT

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Look, we don’t need me falling off the wagon. That’s not good for anyone, including Jesus.

2025-04-18 20:13:34 GMT

I’ve been mining for a few months now. I’ve messed around with different pools and solo mining. I can never get my #bitaxe collection pointed at @npub1qtv…7dze

2025-04-18 15:07:04 GMT

Anyone else using ArchPublic trading algos???

2025-04-17 16:42:01 GMT

Markets are closed tomorrow.
Things that work over Easter weekend.
Jesus and Bitcoin.

2025-04-17 13:17:41 GMT

Print!
Print!
Print!
Print!

2025-04-15 12:21:22 GMT

Taxation is theft

2025-04-11 19:52:44 GMT

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Normies can’t the idea of “tariffs” let alone a market correction and government work force reduction without protesting.
This move would melt their minds.

2025-04-09 14:18:12 GMT

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What mixers are we using for boating accidents these days?

2025-04-09 13:44:26 GMT

Is it just me or is it tiresome still trying to orange pill people at this point in the game??

2025-04-07 12:37:39 GMT

https://m.primal.net/QHQa.jpg

2025-04-07 12:18:57 GMT

Who ever was funding Thomas Crooks is probably really pissed this morning

2025-04-07 08:02:22 GMT

I do believe I hear the money printers coming online across the globe.

2025-04-07 02:07:47 GMT

Almost time to buy the dip friends

2025-04-06 20:19:04 GMT

If this is a new #bitcoin bear market.
How bullish is it that sovereign debt and US macro weakness caused I

2025-04-04 16:14:03 GMT

I’m so fucking bullish #bitcoin after these past two days.

2025-04-02 10:01:14 GMT

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https://m.primal.net/PmUI.jpg

2025-04-01 01:41:55 GMT

I love my #bitaxe and now I want more hash power.
Shoutout @nprofile…qjdy for the hookup
https://m.primal.net/QABp.jpg

2025-03-31 13:44:17 GMT

Donald Trump is undoubtedly the right President to preside over America’s bankruptcy.

2025-03-27 19:48:50 GMT

I’m just going to say it. I’m embarrassed we didn’t revolt earlier.
https://m.primal.net/Pval.jpg

2025-03-27 17:55:57 GMT

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What if “natural instincts” are just algorithms driving behavior.

2025-03-26 13:36:45 GMT

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This trend is going to continue because Bitcoin adoption is not exponential but rather a power function.

2025-03-26 12:57:21 GMT

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bItcOIn iZ DeEd

2025-03-26 12:55:58 GMT

GM happy hump day

2025-03-23 13:18:57 GMT

GM #nostr