Bryan :tng_badge:

ex-Apple, ex-Yahoo, ex-Digg, ex-NASA(JPL & Ames), “i like pop music”

Previously @Bryan

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Honolulu, Hawaii

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2026-06-08 05:35:33 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
It’s been a while since I’ve been in Germany, but you used to be able to buy cough drops with codeine without a prescription. Really helped me get through an Oktoberfest when I had a cold.
Was those cough drops with breakfast and sightseeing… then starting with lunch I’d transition to beer until about midnight when I’d pass out.

2026-06-08 02:40:34 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
I’m guessing it was probably perfect weather for a BBQ now that it was called off…

2026-06-02 21:59:01 GMT

It’s amazing how good this #iOS 27 beta is. It’s more stable and clean looking… and fewer bugs than iOS 26.5.1 that I installed just 9 days ago.
Also new #Xcode is a delight. 😊

2026-06-02 21:59:01 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42 maybe my next big move will be to Mexico where everything is readily available. Not excited about learning Spanish though. 😮‍💨
It's so tiring to fight over pills...

2026-05-28 12:41:27 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
I’ve had pretty incredible chili dogs with nacho cheese and jalapeños at some of the gas stations in the Midwest. Can’t recall their names though…

2026-05-25 05:41:31 GMT

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@nprofile…gu7x you would have been fine waving your arms around (as a kid I’d try to reach out and touch but never could). There is an actual method called “Envelope of Safety” where they check to make sure there is room for the longest arms to reach out. (See attached pic of it being used to test a different ride).
https://www.disneydining.com/is-disney-space-mountain-safe-fact-check-jb1/
https://dusty.ninja/fileserver/01MP5RM0VZ9TNV5W6G0THWQ3ZQ/attachment/original/01KSETE1X0E53CEWT0BKDV38VG.png

2026-05-23 14:49:43 GMT

A #Texas town used a bomb-threat law to jail a mom who posted about brown water the city later admitted was undrinkable. :trashfire:
https://reclaimthenet.org/texas-woman-arrested-for-facebook-post-about-town-water-quality

2026-05-07 12:42:32 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
These are likely “pimple patches”. Search on Amazon and the majority are clear so you can’t see them. They will completely blend into the skin. You need to be about 1-2 ft away to see them.
But a new trend is making them highly visible for camaraderie…
Example: https://starface.world/collections/hydro-stars

2026-05-05 00:14:54 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
If I had a time machine, the first stop would be giving my teen self a custom-made stock almanac for turning myself into a Biff Tannen. 😂
https://dusty.ninja/fileserver/01MP5RM0VZ9TNV5W6G0THWQ3ZQ/attachment/original/01KR6ADBE4K43FBZFEMKPJQWXB.jpeg

2026-04-24 05:29:48 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
Still have their music in my custom playlists. I’m still a huge sucker for ‘Pepper’. 😂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/pepper/724788463?i=724788539

2026-04-24 05:29:48 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42 oh I know this episode well. I meant let’s see the TikTok horror show you mentioned at the beginning 😂
Are plastic surgeons really giving people pig snouts because they ask? 🙏🏻

2026-04-24 04:18:35 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42 I’m sorry but you really owe your followers a link. I also like to see catastrophes…

2026-04-17 15:54:49 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
I don’t know if that is a fair comparison. For example I might drop a BryanMail app that does it all and you pay once $19.99. But September comes and now there is a folding phone, and it isn’t Liquid Glass it’s now just “solid glass”. A framework for doing something (like accessing contacts) changed along with some other 💩.
Do I update everything and release BryanMail27 with the new look and features and leave BryanMail original to continue until Apple drops framework compatibility at some random date in the future? Or do I keep updating the original app adding features even if few new purchases happen? A little of both?
What’s the best way to make money but insure my users are satisfied? 😬

2026-04-17 08:44:31 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
Would you pay for per use? Like would you rather subscribe to an email app to unlock advanced features like complex sorting or would you prefer the app does everything but you need to buy “gems”. Sending an email cost 4 gems, replaying costs 2 gems, and sorting an incoming email costs 1 gem?
Maybe 1000 gems costs $1.
As I write iOS apps I’m always trying to figure out what is acceptable to people for monetization.

2026-04-17 02:49:55 GMT

Phone number formatting should be system configurable like dates. I don’t care that parsing is a hard problem. 😤
https://mastodon.social/@daringfireball/116416217286978150

2026-04-15 22:35:10 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
😂 I’m fine with the built in contacts app. wtf does someone need a custom contacts app for?

2026-04-02 07:27:15 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42 it was fitting the yahoo campus in Sunnyvale was next door to a landfill. When the wind changed in the heat of summer it would smell like rotting fish and/or meat.
Ad team was in Santa Clara.
Edit: I was at yahoo in 2011. Long after the big Broadcom cash out!

2026-04-01 23:36:44 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
Yeah, when I left NASA to do startups, it was definitely much more fun and less serious. 😂
Speaking of people not showering… When I was at Yahoo there was a coworker that smelled so bad he was sent home multiple times to clean himself and change his clothes. He’d try to just go home and spray Axe body spray and return… it was so so bad. They’d just send him home again. I hope it wasn’t that bad at Audionet!

2026-03-31 17:06:51 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42 My first year working at #NASA (2001) I remember there was a room of about 80+ SGI Indigo workstations stacked to be sent off for recycling. They were already mostly stripped for parts like memory. I declined to take one. I was happy with my Sun UltraSPARC II with 512MB of ram (max was 2GB). The Indigo maxed at 384MB.

2026-03-31 17:06:51 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
Yahoo was such a :dumpsterfire: of a company. I worked on the ad platform. Yahoo wanted to save money so they closed the Burbank (or ???) office in Southern California. The entire Hadoop team for ads was down there and Yahoo told them to move to Florida. They all refused. Yahoo fired them all. The pipeline for ads broke daily for years after. Every outage screwed up ad spend for campaigns. We were responsible for 30-40% of revenue! So many millions were lost. I left after 4 months. They made our team (before I left) remove the dashboard that showed revenue lost/gained because it made executives look bad. 😂

2026-03-31 17:06:51 GMT

I like how the #NASA for #ARTEMIS graphics look like someone put this together on an old Sun Blade 1000 with simple OpenGL 1.5 that existed on Solaris 10. Gives me the feels!
https://dusty.ninja/fileserver/01MP5RM0VZ9TNV5W6G0THWQ3ZQ/attachment/original/01KN5KXQNHEJKA35845G7YSVE2.png

2026-03-31 17:06:51 GMT

Enjoying how so far this entire #MLB season has been non-stop exposure of how awful umpires have been. Just over and over again. If some knows of a video of all the different ABS packed into 1 video… plz share!
Couple of examples I found linked…
https://youtube.com/shorts/sSmaDLmBgu0
https://youtu.be/9nwFpo2DMSw

2026-03-31 17:06:51 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42 that’s a good compilation. Just the umpire at the end and the one woman umpire took the hits! 😂

2026-03-21 22:30:28 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42 I got a Mac mini M4 also. I regret not getting the Mac Studio. Hopefully the M5 stuff lands soon. I might go Ultra. I daily drive macOS so I want fast fast fast.

2026-03-21 22:30:28 GMT

OS-X 10.0 Cheetah was released ~25 years ago. Precursor to #macOS, #iOS, and pretty much all of the OS that #Apple has now. From #Reddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/mac/s/yc4qSKQSHv

2026-03-02 17:06:26 GMT

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@nprofile…pfuj
Do they get to retire? Or are they likely to work until death? 🥺

2026-03-02 01:42:40 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
But you might change your mind!
:head_desk:

2026-02-27 12:23:12 GMT

Ah the sad little guy missing #Hawaii !! :lolsob:
https://dusty.ninja/fileserver/01MP5RM0VZ9TNV5W6G0THWQ3ZQ/attachment/original/01KJHN4C1GRWA7GG07YQ23VAR8.mp4

2026-02-24 00:09:24 GMT

I don’t like #hockey, but as a fan of #reddit r/prematurecelebration, I totally enjoy these Canadian YouTube and Instagram channels just completely trash-talking and then posting their reactions to the game where they lost to the US. It’s so satisfying, and I also don’t even care about the sport!
The #Olympics are just kind of magical. I guess back to 4 more years of never thinking about hockey.

2026-02-23 08:16:51 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
Instagram is full of mocking Canada now… 😂
https://dusty.ninja/fileserver/01MP5RM0VZ9TNV5W6G0THWQ3ZQ/attachment/original/01KJ4S50GA1VEPTZR6E9N2X9QX.mp4

2026-02-23 04:21:12 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
Saw this video and I’m pretty convinced this dude is a full on cheat. They really have to stop this BS honor system.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUyTKSjiXnB/

2026-02-19 06:16:22 GMT

Fixed so many problems today and created some new ones. Timeline positioning is a very annoying problem but needs to be perfect; otherwise, the app feels like 💩.
Getting gestures just right is painful.
I can tell some key features I want are going to be a pain to implement.
I should try to live toot as I work now that I spilled the beans.
I just gated premium features and didn’t finish so I can’t post from it now. Also it still doesn’t have a name. 😑

2026-02-19 06:16:22 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
Did Canada actually touch the stone beyond the line? I’ve read several articles, but I haven’t seen a video that provided a close-up view from multiple angles, similar to how they do for an NFL game. Regardless, the self-regulation by players seems absurd. Can’t they really have a referee constantly monitoring and reviewing the video? 🤨

2026-02-19 06:16:22 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
That’s what I mean by self-regulation of the rules. Basically, now everyone will be poking the stones. Players can’t be allowed to just yell that they are playing an honest game when they clearly are not. This is what ruins a sport.
Should be an automatic removal of all their own stones from the board. I don’t see any other way to penalize.

2026-02-17 21:46:06 GMT

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@nprofile…vf35 what timing! I just made my first post from my own iOS mastodon app in development! 😂

2026-02-08 18:03:40 GMT

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@nprofile…3g42
Even when they are unable to sell ads, there is a commercial break, and they show a generic NBC Olympics tile. Last night, I watched South Korea vs. Estonia Curling 🥌. Zero ads. But the break, looking at nothing, would still cut off the first two stone throws. Just maddening.
The app is totally broken. On my iPad, once I select a stream, I can’t leave. The entire app has to be killed. The little close button doesn’t respond at all. Just super basic parts of the app don’t work at all. Yesterday, I was able to watch fine in Safari. Today, 100% redirect to this junk app.

2026-02-08 18:03:40 GMT

Amazing how #NBC can consistently year over year make the #Olympics experience more and more terrible. NBC Sports app is just pure garbage.

2026-01-13 16:30:34 GMT

I guess next time #starbucks employees should draw a snowflake. ❄️ https://ktla.com/news/local-news/starbucks-barista-fired-for-pig-drawing-on-deputys-cup/

2026-01-13 03:41:18 GMT

Not Sure, what’s going on with ad engines nowadays, but #Reddit thinks I’m in need of #Bollards? 🤨
https://dusty.ninja/fileserver/01MP5RM0VZ9TNV5W6G0THWQ3ZQ/attachment/original/01KEV7Z6KEKCRBVD0D0836BDTH.jpeg

2025-11-18 23:43:51 GMT

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@nprofile…9j4p droplet on digital ocean is like $6/month. Use SQLite until you need something from success. 😊

2025-07-27 03:20:01 GMT

Spun up my own Mastodon server to fill desire to run a service on the internets…

2025-07-23 18:29:37 GMT

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@nprofile…gqp6
Now to leave in the crisper drawer until they are brown and tossed into the yard scraps container.