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2026-03-23 14:59:35 GMT

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Others in the ecosystem have found it valuable, and there's more coming every month.
If for some reason it doesn't work for your situation send in an issue
https://blossom.primal.net/b7a190939f4d2e2c685a96b7eaa827a7cf20ffc67a9ea17b21cb43e2ca01a892.mp4 It's

2026-03-23 02:15:18 GMT

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Showing some of the mint info could be cool too.
Name, description, motd, maybe supported methods too.

2026-03-23 02:06:59 GMT

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Every node dreams of being a mint!
Orchard works with CLN. If you want a mint management GUI check it out! https://github.com/orangeshyguy21/orchard

2026-01-17 17:35:46 GMT

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I like it. Is the project open source? Drop a link if so.

2025-10-27 15:07:24 GMT

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I did the same thing with a cdk mint and a dummy tether asset! We should compare notes for a Nut Spec 👀
I'm also working on an open source mint manager with native taproot assets support to better enable this future use case. https://orchard.space/
https://blossom.primal.net/54b054892713f6ecc2c6320cdacfe953f4801235ba0d4c447ea65de064782fb9.jpg

2025-07-24 20:13:02 GMT

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For the last 6 months I've been working on a love letter to Bitcoin in the shade of the Cashu trees. Today the initial release of Orchard is available for all.
Go nuts 🥜
#nevent1q…nsqq

2025-07-22 21:11:43 GMT

If there were sovereign banks in cyberspace, what would they look like?
https://blossom.primal.net/7053b3f8d841d910d5e98b0b07fd4bef6ad5d51efe4e3effb80e438afbba07ac.png

2025-05-22 04:34:13 GMT

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You dropped this 👑

2025-05-22 03:35:04 GMT

This bull is fueled on vibes.

2025-05-20 15:36:20 GMT

Enter the void.
https://blossom.primal.net/a080f4737795b85d74aab7b25b839c7b38c9aafafddc2c3cd2254e691706a96d.png

2025-05-11 01:52:12 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/caaa970793156fbd699b140ff0fa16349770839773bbfd6beb9a56370aac4cc2.png

2025-05-05 18:25:57 GMT

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By making great software

2025-04-30 17:33:32 GMT

In other news the blocks keep coming
Summer 900,000 inbound

2025-04-27 05:31:27 GMT

I'm writing a love letter to bitcoin in typescript
https://orchard.space/

2025-04-18 15:53:49 GMT

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The privacy shades make me smile every time. Still.

2025-04-13 15:08:10 GMT

Sometimes I check in on the ethereum subreddit just to see how that community is responding to getting kicked in the teeth for 4 years.
The entertainment value is inversely correlated to their pain. And their pain has been compounding.
https://m.primal.net/QOGB.png

2025-04-03 03:05:59 GMT

Back in the lab, trying things.
https://m.primal.net/QCXQ.png

2025-04-02 05:32:01 GMT

Dos ojo rojos por favor.

2025-03-02 04:04:30 GMT

Ethereum looks like it wants to capitulate all the way to 2017
https://m.primal.net/PQgN.png
But hey if you bought in a white box you're actually up against Bitcoin, for the time being. Red box sorry bud you are down.
https://m.primal.net/PQfx.png
Market Cap ETH/BTC looks somehow worse
https://m.primal.net/PQgR.png

2025-02-28 17:31:31 GMT

SPY/BTC
Turning Support into Resistance?
https://m.primal.net/POsO.png

2025-02-28 16:57:19 GMT

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https://m.primal.net/POqs.png

2025-02-28 04:09:45 GMT

Been pondering the concept of trust recently n' stuff

2025-02-27 22:24:48 GMT

Cashu allows you to play puppet master with someone else's lightning node.

2025-02-22 06:13:37 GMT

my sats rn
https://m.primal.net/PGUp.gif

2025-02-04 16:38:15 GMT

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eNuts always gave us trouble. The more good iOS apps to recommend to the people the better!

2025-02-01 23:07:05 GMT

Whoops been spending all my time on testnet recently. Didn't realize it would clear the mempool.

2024-12-12 19:43:59 GMT

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If you look closely you can see that guy is being fucked in the ass.

2024-10-28 02:33:10 GMT

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No doubt about that.

2024-10-24 18:01:39 GMT

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A 70% tax would be an assault on people’s well being. Men have gone to war over far less. The risk of government recourse fades to the background in that scenario.

2024-10-23 20:57:31 GMT

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If you ain't got haters you ain't poppin'

2024-10-23 16:19:41 GMT

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I lost the keys to that stuff years ago.

2024-10-23 16:17:04 GMT

Piping hot fresh lows on ETHBTC
As Bitcoin chops around, it continues to grind down alts.
https://image.nostr.build/5776bc453fe1d523593410f6502e1263a3aced86f237a3eb7c552ac4e765eba3.png

2024-10-23 05:16:50 GMT

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Surely the devs will do something

2024-10-23 05:06:46 GMT

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It would be a shame to see a country come to these measures. I would be forced to consider casting my vote by foot

2024-10-08 15:41:38 GMT

Bitcoin continues to beat the piss out of alts and I aint heard no bell yet. https://image.nostr.build/c41e5c45fbd5571256d34fe05a689b0a86f4fd29721e12cc6811a34f4742029a.jpg

2024-10-07 04:27:11 GMT

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The cry harder meme applies to bitcoiners as well. Don't forget that.

2024-10-07 03:45:39 GMT

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My nodes have nodes at this point.

2024-10-03 14:00:13 GMT

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wen lnd bolt 12 - as well

2024-10-02 17:33:24 GMT

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Wen zap stream?

2024-10-02 16:00:22 GMT

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https://m.primal.net/LImZ.png

2024-10-02 03:19:56 GMT

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I think we see it eventually. Maybe in a more tightly integrated service that just happens to use cashu. The trouble is the extra overhead required for the mint operator to ensure a good user experience. Chain UTXOs need to be deployed into channels to be usable on the lightning network, and deciding where that liquidity goes is difficult to automate.

2024-10-02 02:38:17 GMT

Pretty violent move today, and the data backs it up. 4HR RSI has been this low only 4 other times in what will forever be dubbed "The 58k Range".
https://m.primal.net/LICP.png

2024-10-02 02:28:58 GMT

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Your enemies too. That is the beauty of an ecash mint. Open, anonymous, and permissionless.

2024-10-01 20:24:52 GMT

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I would. I 🧡 my mint and wish it could be tied to my npub.cash address.

2024-10-01 15:16:47 GMT

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Me stacking sats this morning
https://m.primal.net/LHcA.gif

2024-10-01 15:13:09 GMT

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Any recordings available for this workshop? I can’t be present but I do want the intel

2024-10-01 14:44:26 GMT

Monthly Heikin Ashi candles
https://m.primal.net/LHay.jpg

2024-09-30 15:05:57 GMT

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There is a pattern here
https://m.primal.net/LGeb.png

2024-09-29 13:31:50 GMT

g m
https://m.primal.net/LFah.jpg

2024-09-29 02:29:02 GMT

Bearish divergence as the days plod on for NVDA/BTC
Momentum beginning to slow for the king of Equities on it's impressive run against hard af money.
https://m.primal.net/LFFh.png

2024-09-29 00:19:43 GMT

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type shit

2024-09-28 01:59:06 GMT

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Do one click zaps not work? It brings up a menu with a QR code. Just the other day I had NWC set up with a cashu.me browser window and it was working beautifuly.

2024-09-28 01:54:13 GMT

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You can find active mints with reviews here https://bitcoinmints.com

2024-09-28 01:36:33 GMT

This recent group of red Heikin Ashi candles look tired.
https://m.primal.net/LEGg.png

2024-09-27 18:14:00 GMT

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Actually huge for UX. P2PK locked ecash??

2024-09-27 18:07:41 GMT

#iris now has cashu.me directly integrated!? I can't get enough of the nuts.

2024-09-27 18:00:13 GMT

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My thoughts and prayers are with the bears right now.
https://image.nostr.build/f4e5fb19e845505b2801efb1e294d078150712086c52cf9b22657974523c4d13.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/986cdec004d4eaa41ad12ab72479adfa6196cb5da1776c5a05ff7a71e4b61a1c.jpg
#nevent1q…ua87

2024-09-27 05:10:10 GMT

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Bears still in denial, aggressive and prone to rage.

2024-09-26 02:34:05 GMT

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Indeed that would be another cost to consider when a channel peer closes on you.
The best peers can be relationships you already have. They will be more likely to give you inbound liquidity and less likely to close on you without at least a message in advance.
But hell with on chain fees where they are the juice will almost certainly be worth the squeeze. With tooling where it is today too now is probably the best time ever to experiment with lightning.

2024-09-25 16:09:41 GMT

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If you have poor uptime you want to choose good peers that are aware of your nodes habits and are okay with the downtime.
Your peers can always close or force close on you. Regular closes are fine. Force closes can lock up funds for a few weeks. Worst case scenario is your node is offline for multiple weeks during that force close window and does not attest to channel state in time and loses the funds in that channel.

2024-09-23 15:23:44 GMT

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If Chickenshit implies fear, and Bullshit implies deceit, what does Bearshit imply?

2024-09-23 15:18:50 GMT

Zapping sats from undisclosed locations.
https://m.primal.net/KzMG.jpg

2024-09-23 15:17:31 GMT

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No ads, feed control, and dank memes.

2024-09-23 03:32:21 GMT

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This one got the attention it deserved.

2024-09-23 02:19:25 GMT

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Try sending as ecash and as lightning. try backing up the cash and importing it into a different wallet client.

2024-09-23 00:56:14 GMT

https://m.primal.net/Kymd.png
https://m.primal.net/Kyme.png

2024-09-18 06:33:45 GMT

Orange coin gud

2024-09-18 06:25:14 GMT

ETHBTC face planting and schadenfreude is on the menu
https://m.primal.net/KtaG.jpg

2024-09-17 15:33:03 GMT

If you can't handle me at my 58k resistance, you don't deserve me at my 58k support. If you can't handle me at my 58k resistance, you don't deserve me at my 58k support.

2024-09-17 05:52:11 GMT

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You will run that node one day, I believe in you 🧡

2024-09-15 22:21:56 GMT

SOPR is in the process of testing the bull
https://m.primal.net/KrIO.jpg

2024-09-15 16:48:06 GMT

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ETHBTC 🟢🔴🔴🔴

2024-09-15 06:25:44 GMT

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Bitcoin has become important enough for politicians to pay attention. I think it’s important to shape how Bitcoin settles into the political discourse and not about preventing its entrance.

2024-09-14 05:49:15 GMT

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They used to call us cypherpunks, but tech nerds works too.

2024-09-10 20:11:53 GMT

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There will be nuts

2024-09-10 03:56:31 GMT

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Emaculate Vibes in here.

2024-09-09 15:24:12 GMT

These are the good ol’ days

2024-09-09 06:55:41 GMT

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Those cashuB tokens are so hot right now

2024-09-06 04:38:55 GMT

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That is a tricked out npub. I shared this python script to generate vanity npubs like this. Hash one out with the npub Miner!
https://github.com/orangeshyguy21/npub_miner

2024-09-05 23:04:24 GMT

Long Term Holder HODL waves are starting to curl up fast.
Less interest in selling from the cohort + coins bought around the breakout maturing.
@npub1qh5…eh9r
https://m.primal.net/KgBS.png

2024-09-05 14:54:46 GMT

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It sucks value away from x when the content vacates. You can feel the pressure drop over there so the cope and seething will continue.

2024-09-05 04:53:26 GMT

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Is that, a honey deuce?

2024-09-05 04:50:58 GMT

What's a word for the type of regret you feel when you realize too late that you prepped the wrong colored bell pepper for your dish.

2024-09-05 03:57:09 GMT

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But you could have
npub1r0se5x6h7fsv9mlt9n99zsf6nexgftwq0x9cn66km57ndpugwmfslyz0ze
or, or!
npub16aslcrh42k8k56xjaa55335euv2pkneh6zuq0tp4c2wz2rusfweq2a39sj
The "basic" one is a bit wonky because the key formatting for npubs doesn't allow b's or i's. I like the r0se key tho 🌹

2024-09-04 22:27:34 GMT

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😭 🫂 🥴

2024-09-04 21:52:35 GMT

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I'm edging right now

2024-09-04 17:31:00 GMT

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Oh cool. I have a routing node and would be happy to peer up. I'll send you a DM with the node pub key if you're interested.

2024-09-04 15:25:17 GMT

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We’re you using an LSP before? Looking for a new one now?
I’m curious how people are approaching this as more self custodial wallets go dark.

2024-09-04 04:24:59 GMT

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Top shelf meme.

2024-09-03 03:40:37 GMT

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https://m.primal.net/KbdO.gif

2024-09-03 03:37:31 GMT

Your npub is out there. Go and find it.
https://github.com/orangeshyguy21/npub_miner

2024-09-03 01:51:45 GMT

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It's a type of lightning channel closure used between two nodes who can't agree. It's typically used when one peer is unresponsive (offline) when the other wants to close the channel.

2024-09-02 22:02:04 GMT

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Pouring one out for each force closed channel 🫗

2024-09-02 21:56:38 GMT

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Rest assured, your face will be ripped off.
Prepare yourself. As the challenge of riding the bull matches the intensity of surviving the bear.

2024-09-01 01:47:48 GMT

I like the app. I like the art.
#note1s4p…mw82

2024-08-29 21:14:52 GMT

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I don’t plan.

2024-08-29 14:34:52 GMT