Vaguely humanoid and mostly made of meat. Vegetarian cyclist Linux loving lefty who brews beer, currently reassembling an RD350LC motorbike. Also into punk, EDM, making stuff, the Oxford Comma and crap meta jokes.
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Last Notes npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ I've put a tenner on Count Binface winning Clacton. It's Bin Day! npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ Stinky would like a serious conversation about your attitude. npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @nprofileโฆp227 @nprofileโฆ03ah npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @nprofileโฆx9tq npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ Good morning. npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @nprofileโฆhgrn npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @nprofileโฆhgrn npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ The B&Q social media team don't read the reviews they reply to. npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @nprofileโฆ60lz npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @nprofileโฆjpfa npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @nprofileโฆvr4d npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @nprofileโฆx759 npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @nprofileโฆrh2x npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @nprofileโฆ4lue npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ Bonky is the most handsomest cat ever. Sorry all other cats. npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @nprofileโฆ60lz npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ https://beaks.live npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ I think I'm about to get pounced on. npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ Whenever I have a problem to solve, I put my thinking cat on. npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @nprofileโฆx759 npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @nprofileโฆfv4z npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @nprofileโฆdxz7 npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ Making stuff was wild in the 90s. Digging through some old crap, I found this marvellous prototype I made 30-ish years ago, along with a book containing my hand compiled(!?!) code for the Z80 at the heart of the beast. Discreet logic for address decoding, memory mapped I/O, this little beauty had it all. Eventually, I got a BBC micro with a Z80 second processor to compile the code and actually got it working. npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @npub198tโฆhasj npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @npub198tโฆhasj @npub10d0โฆl8gw npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @npub198tโฆhasj @npub10d0โฆl8gw npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ Can I nominate this for MGIF* of the year? npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @npub1edgโฆnfpg npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @npub1edgโฆnfpg npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @npub1edgโฆnfpg npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ The Persistence of Mewmory. npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @npub1g0tโฆtvm4 npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @npub1r0jโฆr2s5 npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @npub1zdpโฆvqv8 npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ No Mow May also gives other animals (like Stinky) somewhere to enjoy. I'm hoping to be doing No Mow June as well. npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ No mow May. Well, no mow 2024 so far, but the garden is buzzing with bees and insects. It's full of life and just beautiful. #NoMowMay #Nature #Gardening npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @npub15zuโฆs7lx npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ The Yorkshire Dales in Spring is quite spectacular. npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @npub1fvtโฆ83fu npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @npub1g0tโฆtvm4 npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/111/460/410/536/586/198/original/211323f488a20dbe.jpg npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ Morrisons unclear about what a ripe banana looks like. npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ The bike is being put together a lot faster now I have Stinky managing me. #Caturday #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #RD350LC npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ Dorrit likes helping. #cats #CatsOfMastodon npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ DHL have started delivering using wormholes in space-time. npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @npub1m26โฆ2jhh I think my wife would be ok with that, having to currently share with me and our two teenage sons. npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ https://news.sky.com/story/clampdown-on-gender-neutral-toilets-planned-by-the-government-12939016 npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ @npub1ezxโฆ74mr @npub1ke2โฆwvwj npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ I cycled to work 14 times in the last month. In that time I reported 11 incidents - close overtaking most commonly, but other things too, like overtaking on a blind bend. I've cycled this route on and off for 12 years now and it didn't used to be this bad - it's like an epidemic of idiots. npub1t4st2e935xsy9sr7ut03k943xzq36m62te3dxx494jtl65n6fnussyrtzm ๐ณ๐ฎ๊๐ผ๐ฉ This is a very long shot...
