lapt0r

Staff security researcher @ Semgrep

LLM pragmatist

Disappearin' toots because I'm not the same person I was last week, and hopefully neither are you

website: https://malfunctioning.website/
pronouns: he/him/his

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2026-07-14 18:03:58 GMT

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I cannot wait for this to get chained with some of the OOB writes and other tomfoolery available in the registry hive
https://youtu.be/8mJLe8sZki8

2026-07-08 21:21:07 GMT

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NGL I'm tempted to see if my mechanic wants another apprentice who's willing to work on ancient ass American iron

2026-05-23 04:01:14 GMT

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Washington is awful. Don't come here.

2026-05-22 22:42:25 GMT

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actually, getting to angle lake isn't too bad. Could do that

2026-05-22 22:34:46 GMT

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Damn, if I believed I could get my truck to Bremerton and back without An Incident (hesitant to get Marge the Barge that far from Evergreen Automotive), this is *exactly* what I want - rusty junker cruiser, $20
https://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/bik/d/bremerton-zenital/7935515427.html

2026-05-22 21:36:25 GMT

Bike nerds, what's a reasonable price to pay for a clapped, shitty, functional beach cruiser these days? Like, an absolute blemish eyesore that is mechanically functional. I have no mental yardstick for this and I think I am now old enough that "what a bike costs" has an anchor in 1990s dollars which is, you know, like 30 years out of date now.
If I try and ask Google I'll get a Gemini slop answer

2026-05-22 17:51:41 GMT

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thus far they're either dwelling or bullshitting, and IR is already engaged.

2026-05-21 21:28:48 GMT

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it's okay Elon's little basement channers made the government *more efficient* and definitely did not leak every possible state secret to hot North Koreans in tube tops.

2026-05-21 19:09:21 GMT

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https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/614/138/181/211/421/original/b9fdafb70855dc1e.png

2026-05-20 17:55:20 GMT

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remarkable that they're having to work this hard, usually view state machine keys are literally in plaintext in the web.config in the IIS root

2026-05-19 18:42:52 GMT

Vacate every Napster conviction and return the fines, clearly IP laws do not matter to computer

2026-05-18 18:26:12 GMT

ALPRs using camera footage to identify the make, model, and color of vehicles means only one thing...
BRING BACK DAZZLE CAMOUFLAGE
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/596/974/467/547/575/original/9362b00542863e24.jpg

2026-05-06 16:00:34 GMT

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mercuryplastic is the hot new flavor Gen Z is *dying* for (lololol)

2026-05-06 15:50:39 GMT

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fish in general are full of mercury and microplastics now, doubly so for predators like salmon

2026-05-06 15:43:05 GMT

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wild-caught salmon is why I can't do seafood most places anymore. When you grew up eating fish that was in the Snohomish River *that morning* anything that was on a refrigerated truck for more than a couple hours is just mad disappointing.

2026-05-05 16:31:06 GMT

Remember: fascism is perfected on the lower classes first, then applied to everyone. This behavior is coming for you, too.
https://apnews.com/article/immigration-border-patrol-surveillance-drivers-ice-trump-9f5d05469ce8c629d6fecf32d32098cd

2026-05-02 16:08:07 GMT

On the Laurelhurst lifesaving-helicopter-airlifts-for-children drama...
Yeah. Not surprised. The hyperwealthy who live in the PNW are universally megashitlords.
If you *don't* know about this, Laurelhurst is so full of NIMBY ghouls they make life flights with infants on board land outside the neighborhood and *ambulance* to Seattle Children's instead of landing on the roof "because iiiit's noooooiiiiissssyyyy"
There are maybe 3 flights a week.
These are the people pulling the strings of power on both sides of the aisle (but I'mma be real, they Tend To Vote A Certain Way).
Any time a conservative uses a "but the children" argument you are morally entitled to hit them hard enough to dislodge a filling.

2026-05-02 02:00:56 GMT

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fucking cursed. 💯

2026-05-02 01:57:55 GMT

My therapist told me I need a social group so I'm back here and now you are all stuck with my bullshit

2026-04-30 18:50:15 GMT

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HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY IS BUYING BEZOS BONER PILLS

2026-04-30 14:52:06 GMT

Wow the AP really captured ol' Pete here
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/494/218/550/686/998/original/387747202a460003.png

2026-04-29 21:41:06 GMT

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a con of cryptid shitposting as a backdrop for HallwayCon in the woods would be 💯

2026-04-29 20:05:33 GMT

@npub1s6e…n008 when does the CFP for #CRYPTONOTACON open, and do you need review board volunteers?

2026-04-29 19:45:43 GMT

#CRYPTONOTACON
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/489/708/307/388/820/original/f2674cbf70f9a4d7.jpg

2026-04-29 13:49:15 GMT

Which would be a better leader?
option A: Donald Trump
option B: Leaky trash bag from outside a McDonald's full of discarded Filet o' Fish and Diet Coke

2024-10-13 16:19:22 GMT

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if you're not variant hunting every high/critical bug bounty report you don't have an effective program.
Just from a business standpoint...why would you pay for the same severe bug more than once? This is baby school MBA 101 shit even the most degen bean counters can figure out.

2024-09-22 18:06:47 GMT

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if you're willing to do some Go cargo culting, Hugo is kinda nice if you want to yeet Ruby

2024-04-07 06:28:25 GMT

Hi yes how do I fix burnout two weeks on a beach with no phone didn't seem to do it