Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

A shitposter, Shloer-addict, and cake-lover. I love hot chocolate, hugs, and cuteness.

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Agender :neofox_flag_agender: :neocat_flag_trans:
🇧🇩 heritage in 🇬🇧.

My #1 girl is Nepnep.

I used to be @[email protected] and @[email protected] and always will be.

Mastodon.lol (rest in piss), 16 Nov 2022 --> snowdin.town (rest in peace), 7 Feb 2023 --> 0w0.is 02 Aug 2023 --> here 12 Jan 2024

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npub1t9eyc38qeqxcrwrvg2all3vf256q08asx82zqvg4cxscdktxhqcqzg3zdp

NIP-05 Address

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Last Notes

2024-06-20 15:48:37

My favourite ever Twitter bot was this one that was connected to a public toilet and would tell you when the user began pooping (“POOPING”) and finished pooping (“DONE POOPING”).
That was it. Best account ever.

2024-06-19 22:55:39

I’m so cash-starved that the Student Loans Company is telling me that they can give me some of my money back
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/15a90d7e232d7b2ada445cc56171c96208f4848eae81a1f44679db91e4d8cd04.png

2024-06-19 13:48:08

For their hard work, all Yastorian Child Soldiers will be given extra nap time today

2024-06-17 21:26:33

“boiled cheesecake?” – @npub178n…fa3h

2024-06-17 16:11:57

Me in 2021: Wow I guess I am transgender
Me in 2014: What if… I wasn’t a boy?
Me in 2001: Hey, mom, dad, is it normal to not want to be a boy? Huh? What’s that big explosion on the telly?

2024-06-17 10:13:27

Good morning everyone 😍 I slept really well.
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/f786e83690a4dcb118be194a38bedf0bbd672bcffd38e9c330938fb2b55c413c.png

2024-06-16 23:20:23

Goodnight friendssssssss
I throw you slices of cheesecake, except it was made with cheddar instead of mascarpone

2024-06-16 16:31:37

You mfs can’t behave so I’m turning this Fediverse around and we’re going home now

2024-06-15 23:36:50

People are getting mad that one of the characters in The Boys S4 has sex with men.
The mf is called “Frenchie”.
What were you expecting?

2024-06-15 17:58:31

:baba_you: :baba_pat: :baba_yaseen: :baba_please: :baba_question:

2024-06-15 12:26:18

There are only two genders. Mayonnaise and prefer not to say.

2024-06-15 11:30:08

I repeatedly squeeze you until you start making squeaking noises and then I continue squeezing you over and over until you POP with affection

2024-06-14 22:26:45

If you remove the vowels from your name and capitalise the letters, you’re a quirky indie-pop band OR a tech startup
YSN
YSSJ

2024-06-13 09:34:25

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@npub166y…6dc6 https://labyrinth.zone/objects/5c1a0459-6b10-4a93-830e-928c24def871

2024-06-12 18:03:26

In the latest patch notes for Cities Skylines II, the developers had to remove landlords from the game because they ruined the rental market for in-game citizens by increasing the rent to maximum.

2024-06-11 23:42:56

Google Pay is finally dead. I think. Well, either way, look at this family tree for Google’s payment app – at one time there were three apps called Google Pay that did different things.
What a functional company.
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/95f0152a486b6454f7e21268d4599f54a0c004f0492853e997cb95cddbdc5256.jpg

2024-06-10 17:52:03

me seeing a T4T couple
Which of you is Shadow the Hedgehog and which of you is Princess Bubblegum?

2024-06-09 21:19:12

The idea that young people are more progressive than their elders is clearly proven wrong if you’re in a Western European country right now (UK, surprisingly, is going against the grain and going further to the left than their elders)

2024-06-09 18:12:33

I changed my pfp back because you mfs keep gettin' confused

2024-06-04 21:14:23

It’s kind of funny that Raid Shadow Legends is probably the least scammy of all YouTube sponsorships
I mean, the game sucks – but at least you know it’s a game lol
Masterworks? Scam. Betterhelp? Not actual therapists. Yotta Savings? Actually a poniz scheme.

2024-06-04 20:30:43

Anyone who says they can use AI to screen for biases is the kind of person who has never had to witness the horrors of “predictive policing” algorithms.

2024-06-03 20:10:06

The duality of Yas
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/8239202947ac2b9528a6a48ffc05059cd1719301e4cabbc514bae7693de3cfbb.png

2024-06-02 11:16:10

Friends are like snowflakes
They disappear when you pee on them

2024-05-28 21:40:56

I have decided to retire from the Fediverse to spend more time on the Fediverse.
(this is how it feels when you close and then open your fedi browser of choice)

2024-05-22 19:54:41

Every railway station sounds like this:
preem proom “The next train grhfjdjjsh to call at platform hshshjs is hshshjs. Jdhdjdj hjdhshsiiw.”

2024-05-22 18:35:42

“Labour has no plan” – says the prime minister who went out in a rainstorm without an umbrella to call an election

2024-05-22 17:22:08

Here’s a Fediverse prohibited/restricted sign, compliant with the internationally-agreed Vienna Conventions on Road Signs
(For you Yanks, a red circle around an icon indicates that icon is prohibited or restricted)
#note1y9a…m2f3
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/c00b351e6d8facaf67070d554535e2e8f186de66f94385fb68b14665e08b6827.png

2024-05-22 17:09:00

I have created a Fediverse warning sign, compliant with the internationally-agreed Vienna Conventions on Road Signs
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/4eb35018a309ed7bf4a9f757abafa719d1e8f85adabe40efcfbb870af13806b9.png

2024-05-20 22:40:09

In the UK, Europe, Asia, and other places that follow international road sign standards, this sign warns drivers that there is a wormhole up ahead.
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/3a80e3d7d07c238498f5077647571dc3353f751d395e988bd77ade4af6270de8.webp

2024-05-20 20:08:38

Sometimes you come across a fediblock post looks like this:
I recommend you fediblock [some instance] for threatening conduct, especially by [some user]. Receipts are attached.
[image of some guy being kind of annoying, but not doing anything actually concerning]

2024-05-19 13:28:51

I have cast a spell on you to turn you gay.
“But I’m already gay—“
Exactly. How do you think that happened?

2024-05-18 22:38:44

I can’t get gayer. Therefore, I need to become more straight. Then I can become gayer again.

2024-05-17 15:10:06

It actually happened. Uber reinvented the bus so hard that it became a bus.
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/2c2169466b0713b43a881ba6c417d8fb535b2e06754a98ec10a952923ffb52da.png

2024-05-16 10:08:21

Why do mastocels seem to take jokes so seriously
I got reply-guy’d about “um actually my body doesn’t pay taxes, I do”
Don’t be so humourless

2024-05-14 19:43:18

>look at how smart our AI is! It can do anything!
>"this conversation was pre-generated" in tiny text at the bottom of the screen
Okay, so you made it the fuck up, Google

2024-05-13 21:46:28

I was trying to look up the quote from Phineas and Ferb, but Bing’s Copilot did something even funnier
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/1756f97070bb52b04c3174ca7621cf2a8f771fe0a5ffde547a69944692551ca8.png

2024-05-13 18:59:54

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@npub1650…ssvu @npub1gf8…wxva I can has too, pls? <3

2024-05-13 18:38:53

>instance ends in .mk
I can't believe there's a Misskey tld

2024-05-10 12:11:41

I really need to use my trendsetting powers for evil instead of good

2024-05-10 12:05:53

All German homes are built with the Fritzbox in mind
The Fritzbox appears from the aether whenever someone moves in
It will always be there and always has been there

2024-05-08 12:18:21

Here are some common acronyms used by tech companies in 2024, and what they mean.
AI = Always Inaccurate
AGI = A Guy in India
LLM = Large Lying Model
GPT = Great at Producing Trash

2024-05-07 12:56:17

https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/cf7371939667612fe15cd0364dc6ab758d767bf9326f00a11477ce80fc94734d.jpg

2024-05-04 19:05:30

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@npub1zt3…0v09 this is correct!

2024-05-04 18:53:57

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It would not surprise you that a kolektiva user said this

2024-05-04 18:50:29

“Molotov cocktail is an anti-Soviet/Russian slur” has to be one of the most cursed takes I have ever seen on the Fediverse

2024-05-03 18:58:03

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@npub1650…ssvu Yes of course!

2024-05-03 18:51:51

Are you taking care of your YPU?

2024-05-03 15:20:05

We are married now.

2024-05-02 20:43:53

@npub139u…9cl5: “Yaseen is like sixty people. That’s why they use they/them pronouns”

2024-05-02 12:38:49

⚠️
Starting from tomorrow, you will need Mastodon Gold, Akkoma Plus, Iceshrimp Pro, or Misskey-Flavoured Money to see my premium posts.

2024-05-01 20:58:58

Did you know?
The Moon is flat. Don’t believe me? How come we’ve never sent anyone to the dark side?
That’s because it does not exist. Yes, we sent people to the Moon. But there’s only one side to the Moon, that’s why it seems to be facing Earth all the time.
You know I’m right.

2024-05-01 16:11:13

:NepConcerned:
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/0f08ae01e175add0fed10925db8408aac67a7a6fb14e6c83d5eb9c166a942925.png

2024-05-01 13:51:32

Meta Platforms, Inc., doing business as Meta, and formerly named Facebook, Inc., and TheFacebook, Inc., is an American multinational technology conglomerate based in Menlo Park, California. The company owns and operates Facebook, Instagram, Threads, and WhatsApp, among other products and services. Meta ranks among the largest American information technology companies, alongside other Big Five corporations Alphabet (Google), Amazon, Apple, and Microsoft. The company was ranked #31 on the Forbes Global 2000 ranking in 2023.

2024-05-01 10:01:58

Happy International Worker’s Day,
For all those workers in the past who suffered mistreatment, and fought and died for our rights;
For all those workers in the present who are currently suffering mistreatment, and are fighting and dying for our rights;
And for all those workers in the future who will never have to do so ever again.

2024-04-29 18:41:56

>Berlin is building an motorway through the city core
>The Netherlands is expanding a motorway outside Amsterdam
>50% of all new car sales in UK and EU are SUVs and pickup trucks
Finally, Americanised Europe! Yeehaw!

2024-04-28 17:25:35

Sometimes I think about that guy who was really misogynistic to @npub143c…lvmw and I went :NeoyasExplode: at him so hard that he deleted his account.

2024-04-28 09:57:40

Oh cool, new Mastodon official blog post! Let’s read it…
Huh… Okay… Well, that sucks for their tax status in Germany… Interesting they’re incorporating in the USA… The USA does have a very… Open… Tax regime for non-profits.
Oh, new board members!
The fourth one is COFOUNDER OF TWITTER?
God damn, Mastodon is really going corpo now, what the stars is this nonsense
Move to glitch-soc RN TBQH

2024-04-28 00:07:21

Doing my part for ACAB
https://clips.twitch.tv/NeighborlyHungryStinkbugBudStar-Zub-flKcFr3t3jYL
clipped by: @npub1ffk…h2sy
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/0737ab17a65bbb725a1ab4fd781957f83764c0e054bf93eb7676db37a16cfedf.mp4

2024-04-27 18:30:37

E-commerce algorithms be like:
“I saw you buy a toilet. How about I show you adverts for more toilets. You need more toilets in your house, don’t you? I am going to keep showing you adverts for toilets for the rest of forever. If you purchase one toilet, then it MUST mean that you like toilets and therefore want more toilets.”

2024-04-27 16:54:54

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This just happened to me

2024-04-27 16:50:32

You finish looking at the Fediverse. You close the tab.
Oh, wait. You’re looking at the Fediverse again. Did you really close the tab?
Is it such an ingrained instinct for you to be browsing the Fediverse that you don’t even remember opening the tab again?
You finish looking at the Fediverse anyway. You close the tab.

2024-04-27 12:24:57

This is actually me @ u folks
Individuals experiencing cute aggression may find themselves […] with the urge to squish [or] pinch
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/7302e67c4b938491c51f6c357c45ad90020e524ed61e6b99cd1e0f0a76e248ac.png

2024-04-27 10:24:13

You’re telling me that people wanted to use a platform without working gifs
Bluesky is really catching up to the year 2005
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/c3de2c7870691a62ef476f3a9f59342f79d562d6fda13eef80535baa9a1f3a4e.png

2024-04-26 13:51:43

Having to disambiguate between two people by saying:
“[Name] Wetdry and [Name] Girlcock”
(Wetdry.world and Girlcock.club)

2024-04-26 11:55:36

I have placed a bomb inside your Instance
If you wish to defuse it, you must tell your Instance admin to give me 256 MB of RAM all to myself on their servers

2024-04-25 17:13:37

They put AI in a computer mouse?????
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/6b3fed00eb8309d98adcee7331b1b75442e3d790f63592039d20b9353912dc98.png

2024-04-25 15:56:09

I am going to turn you transgender
“I’m already transgender?”
Exactly. My job here is done.

2024-04-23 23:17:00

Witch gf who picks you up on her broom so you don’t have to commute

2024-04-23 23:11:35

:LeBronJamesFacepalm: LeBron James REPORTEDLY set a post to DM-only BEFORE sending it, meaning NOBODY saw IT

2024-04-23 15:50:29

Queer protip: you’re not “in the closet” you’re actually being cis/het ironically

2024-04-22 16:16:26

It’s honestly a wonder that UK and US English are mutually intelligible
I would imagine that over 300 years of separation would have really fucked shit up, but the main differences seem to just be: spelling, dates, names for some food, and the difference in meaning for “quite” and “to table”

2024-04-21 14:03:36

Oh. Huh. That's interesting.
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/5f38da027633b7093b71f271ea6eda30b41739b765f1ff62e8d40c3afffa8a6b.png

2024-04-21 13:03:39

> @npub1lwn…c2c2 reacted to your post with boiled_skibidi_pizza
I think, as a society, we have gone too far.

2024-04-20 12:18:55

There are only two kinds of political theorists:
The kind who excuses genocide when it advances US interests
The kind who excuses genocide when it opposes US interests

2024-04-20 00:24:22

When will the United States break up
Everyone’s been predicting it for like 300 years now
It’s such a common trope to have a Balkanised USA in fiction, but I feel like it’s as likely as China getting parliamentary democracy

2024-04-18 21:34:51

>go out for a nice, pleasant dinner
>return to find that fedi has SKIBIDI NEOCAT EMOJIS

2024-04-18 15:17:40

American washing machines don’t have temperatures, they just have vague words like “hot”, “warm”, “cold” ……………..

2024-04-18 10:42:16

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@npub166y…6dc6 lmao WTF

2024-04-16 20:30:28

The Line project in Saudi Arabia has been curtailed from it’s original 170 km length to only 2.4 km, due to totally unforseen and completely unknown problems with financing the whole thing
So now The Line turns into… What? The Dash?

2024-04-16 11:42:24

On this day, 11 years ago, in 2013, one of my friends took my phone and wrote a status update for me. It reads:
i’M GAY!!!!!!
How prescient…

2024-04-15 19:09:33

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It’s pretty awful that any “development” that happens in any British city is some technocratic, generic, glass and steel block that has no real purpose other than to look like any other big city in the world.
You can swap any of them out and you would end up in the same place.
What is the point of living in any city when they all look like Mirror’s Edge?

2024-04-15 19:05:48

Only just found out that The Electric, the oldest working cinema in the UK, located here in Birmingham, has been been forced to shut, and possibly for good. It was such a good place to watch independent films, older films, and experimental stuff too.
This comes alongside the fact that the theatres and art galleries in the city will probably have to close by 2025 because there will be no more arts funding.

2024-04-14 22:09:42

LeBron James REPORTEDLY failed to extend the MAGINOT LINE to Belgium

2024-04-14 20:18:18

A social media app based around me sending 2-min long voice messages is definitely a really cool idea that will take off
Naval Ravikant's Airchat is a social app built around talk, not text | TechCrunch
https://techcrunch.com/2024/04/13/airchat-launch/
> Airchat is a new social media app that encourages users to “just talk.”

2024-04-14 20:06:50

Ya know… If only there was some of online social platform where an algorithm didn’t surpress current events and people discussed them without fear of corporate retribution
Someone should really get onto that
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/d818149b7a12972813bcf91dcff8e19237fe3ab5e9cee1ed98b05767aa93d039.png

2024-04-14 12:32:32

Me as a dog: “I was bone to love you”
Me as a cat: “I think you’re purrfect”
Me as a bun: “You make me hop with joy”
Me as a dragon: “You are my greatest treasure”
Me as Obama: “My fellow Americans, we must uh, drone stroke the Iranians”

2024-04-11 18:58:39

It’s an interesting thing Mozilla added those characters to their name, because every post of theirs recently makes me go ://

2024-04-11 18:46:22

@npub100c…gkwp please do us all a favour — delete this post and go back to making web browsers
#note1rj5…0fr3

2024-04-11 00:00:51

I’m the scroll lock key on your keyboard

2024-04-10 13:47:49

My predictions for the 2024 European Parliament elections! The second-largest democratic exercise in the world will take place in June.
https://labyrinth.zone/media/b62cae97-8bc8-4027-aaf4-f994565b5d6d/eu2024.png

2024-04-10 13:11:20

How to make friends, a guide from @npub1t0g…evhe
https://labyrinth.zone/media/03fc725b-10e7-46c4-a77a-90624eeb3589/image.png

2024-04-10 12:54:37

Highway to Hell and Starway to Heaven imply that Hell is a car-centric dystopia and Heaven is a walkable community

2024-04-09 01:00:45

The horrors of “AI” continue.
This toggle allows you to opt out of having profiling used for future decisions that produce legal or similarly significant effects about you.
https://tmo.report/2024/04/new-ai-profiling-privacy-toggle-on-by-default-appears-in-t-mobile-app/

2024-04-09 00:56:20

Valve is a functional monopoly, and we should really treat it like one

2024-04-08 22:29:06

One of my planned April Fool’s jokes was to turn my acct into “minors DNI”, but I feel like that would be too mean and also I would lose all my child soliders and all this lettuce I had would go to waste

2024-04-08 19:32:48

Plato: are we real?
Descartes: am I real?
Yaseen: why isn't she real?
I'm just following in the footsteps of the greats.

2024-04-08 14:51:54

I’m always thinking about you, the girl reading this ❤️

2024-04-08 14:29:57

Just sign here on the dotted line please
………
Okay, that’s great. You’re now officially allowed one (1) bad opinion today.

2024-04-06 20:11:46

Changed my name to:
Exodiyas, the Forbidden One
A modification of @npub1azc…mfsh ‘s suggestion
A reference to the iconic Yu-Gi-Oh! card.
It is said that if you have Exodia, plus all four limbs as cards in your hand, you win the duel.
Therefore, having me hugging you means that you’re a winner <3 <3

2024-04-05 22:20:45

Glad that one of my notable features is that I like women