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2026-06-21 02:09:12 GMT

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If they happen to be in your area, go see The Black Jacket Symphony, they're currently preforming Slippery When Wet and Bon Jovi's greatest hits.
https://youtu.be/a7wbWD69mQI?si=CXW2ztca2huTL_dQ

2026-06-12 22:55:52 GMT

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My mother would wake me up for school on her way out to work, and I'd see her again when she got home and made dinner.

2026-06-01 19:25:58 GMT

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Oh God, I remember back when chicken dogs were the big thing, as well as the Presto Hot Dogger that gave the ends if hotdogs that lovely electric metallic taste.
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2026-05-03 23:54:34 GMT

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https://youtu.be/6pDH66X3ClA?si=RtH4Ao83pqABSGdQ

2026-04-13 23:28:55 GMT

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Trump admits that he listened to those "in the know" for his appointments and nominations, so he ended up nominating the people who the machine wanted.

2026-04-12 21:44:53 GMT

Better get moving on that Bucket list of yours, time is running out.
https://nypost.com/2026/04/12/science/alarming-study-reveals-the-universe-will-end-much-much-sooner-than-previously-estimated/

2026-03-01 01:17:00 GMT

The 57th NAACP Image Awards are on!
Prime time on a Saturday night when most people are out and about

2026-01-17 04:56:50 GMT

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2026-01-17 02:39:14 GMT

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If it was in NYC they'd be told to apologize for the trauma they caused the thief who was just trying to get money to buy food

2026-01-17 01:33:17 GMT

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2026-01-17 01:29:30 GMT

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2026-01-15 21:03:46 GMT

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Now, who told him to go play in traffic?

2026-01-15 20:31:45 GMT

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The fact that you're in a vehicle like this
Holy fuck, soccer moms in Chevy Tahoes will soon be targets

2026-01-15 20:27:02 GMT

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Looking at my bike right now. At 3:25pm it's 26 with a feel like of 15, so I'm going to continue looking at it.

2026-01-14 21:34:29 GMT

90 year old neighbor feels that she has Covid, feeling the same as she did in 2023, but thankfully her human resource is a pharmacist and gave her ivermectin

2026-01-14 21:26:34 GMT

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I just hope that the Olympic torch doesn't start any fires

2026-01-14 01:53:14 GMT

It has been revealed that the man charged with murdering two teenagers in Charlotte NC...
...IS AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT!!!!!
In the arrest records, he is labelled as a "WHITE MALE" with "Blond or Strawberry" hair...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!!!!!
https://x.com/mattvanswol/status/2011072355884204255?s=20
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2026-01-14 01:51:22 GMT

HOLY SMOKES. SCOTUS Justice Sam Alito asks ACLU lawyer "what is a man and a woman?" and they DON'T HAVE A DEFINITION.
Alito's response is perfect.
ALITO: What does it mean to be a man or woman?
ACLU: We do not have a definition for the Court.
ALITO: How can a court determine whether there's discrimination on the basis of s*x, without KNOWING what s*x means?!
Omg, you can't make this crap up. Seriously.
https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2011157362002763905?s=20

2026-01-13 07:29:01 GMT

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Christ, even when working in the subway you're taught to coast to the next station or at least the nearest emergency exit if the power is cut.

2026-01-13 04:27:40 GMT

I don't care if it's real or not, it's funny
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/885/895/826/267/197/original/83e8e63e2b94b798.mp4

2026-01-13 01:05:57 GMT

Tennessee bill aims to offer targeted sales tax holiday for firearms purchases.
House Bill 1505
As introduced, establishes a sales tax holiday for the retail sale of firearms and ammunition during the period of July 3-6, 2026. - Amends TCA Title 67, Chapter 6, Part 3.

2026-01-12 04:57:33 GMT

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https://youtu.be/pqqaTtyELKc?si=LkvLtsmxMwnxyucZ

2026-01-12 04:09:31 GMT

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That whole line up that night was killer. Bib Saget, Bob Nelson, Sam Kinison, Louie Anderson, Yaakov Smirnoff, and Rita Rudner

2026-01-12 01:38:48 GMT

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2026-01-12 01:38:22 GMT

Jake Jarvis work is done on this project
Today we FINALLY completed all of the boulder work and landslide repairs at the Miller home. I’m not going to lie, this project exhausted me mentally, financially, and physically more than any other project yet. I bet I carefully placed and positioned over 500 boulders, each weighing between 4,000 to 12,000+ lbs, on the steepest slopes you could imagine.
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2026-01-11 23:08:48 GMT

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He's no William Wallace

2026-01-11 23:00:56 GMT

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They must make a mean sweet potato pie

2026-01-11 22:20:36 GMT

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That would explain all of these trucks getting stuck trying to make turns here in east TN and west NC

2026-01-11 22:18:27 GMT

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I lear something new everyday, the first seat on the plane is exempt from mold exposure, also that people get PTSD from mold.
I usually fly FC because I'm fluffy, and it's ysually a good way to avoid children, which have given me PTSD

2026-01-11 18:39:09 GMT

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I'm a furry porn star who masturbates to the morbidly obese

2026-01-11 18:37:06 GMT

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If her colleague's father was 5 in 1940 he's 90 now, and how much would a 5 year old know about the nuances of the time?

2026-01-11 18:31:18 GMT

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2026-01-11 18:30:51 GMT

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1 o'clock game on a Saturday when they won the cup in '95 was a drinking experience I won't forget. My friends and I pregamed, and lets just say that I could have gone straight to church on Sunday morning if I was so inclined.

2026-01-11 15:38:50 GMT

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Same question that I had about summer school. I could fail biology after taking it for 5 months, but take it for 6 weeks during the summer and I could pass and get the same credit

2026-01-11 15:34:43 GMT

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I was at the playoff game where Martin Brodeur against the Canadians in 1997
Hearing the announcement of First goal of the playoffs and first goal of his career sent the crowd off.
https://youtube.com/shorts/4jN2XI1qNn0?si=U5rpsktlClv6srvi

2026-01-11 04:14:08 GMT

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You spelled Xanadu wrong
https://youtu.be/VuHS-gjMiVw?si=qc9u8BQmbCvdI29l

2026-01-10 21:44:38 GMT

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Paid $2.11 at Costco the other day

2026-01-10 20:10:14 GMT

Farking exhausted as I only got about 4-5 hours sleep and can't fall back asleep. To top things off I have tickets to 2 shows tonight that I really don't have the energy for. Both shows are a string quartet the first doing the music of Fleetwood Mac, and the second doing a Queen vs. ABBA performance.
I have to become the little engine that could.

2026-01-09 22:38:27 GMT

Secind week of jury duty canceled, I'm half way home, though that $10/day + mileage may be missed.

2026-01-09 04:07:43 GMT

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On matzo

2026-01-08 22:32:09 GMT

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If he wants to show solidarity for religious reasons, all men should wear a yamaka

2026-01-08 20:55:42 GMT

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So I should stop getting my pizza with peppers and onions, and go for the meat lovers?

2026-01-08 20:54:23 GMT

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Timmy couldn't spin a top

2026-01-08 20:43:28 GMT

NYS setting up "free" indoctrination starting at the age of 2. Rumor has it, that if this goes well, in a few years they'll "Take Care" of "your" child from birth.
https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/April-13/reggie-jackson-candy-bars-yankee-stadium

2026-01-08 19:30:45 GMT

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If he's trying to divert attention away, he's doing a shitty job. If he just shut up and disappeared behind the idiot mayor, then he'd be doing the correct thing.

2026-01-08 12:52:22 GMT

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I just want to say I was in Mongolia, and to also see the switching of the trucks on the train.

2026-01-08 12:50:57 GMT

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No I haven't. The movie Transiberian was what put the idea in my head.

2026-01-08 12:41:23 GMT

2 cups of coffee, 1 glass of OJ, 1 bowl of oatmeal w/ cinnamon, honey, blueberries, ground flaxseed, & avocado oil, and it's time for the 200 mile R/T to Costco.

2026-01-08 12:37:22 GMT

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At one point I was thinking of doing a trip around the world mostly by rail. Fly NYC to London, then train from London to Berlin to Moscow. Trans Siberian RR via Mongolia to Bejing. Fly to Tokyo, then to Seattle, followed by Amtrak back to NYC.
While it's still doable, there's too much shit going on.

2026-01-08 09:56:00 GMT

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Excuse me sir, this is a Wendy's

2026-01-08 09:51:58 GMT

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Could be worse, you could be rooting for Tortonto

2026-01-08 09:48:27 GMT

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The announcers have those tags on all the players to help them call the game, and they've been adding them to the broadcast to try and make the game more accessible to the casual fan.

2026-01-08 02:24:05 GMT

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2026-01-06 23:25:06 GMT

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I can't vote for/against Howe as I don't know anything about him

2026-01-06 23:22:42 GMT

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There was a guy I worked with that would just grab your fingers and give them a wiggle. I wanted to yell at him, but he was a supervisor and I didn't need t be written up over something that stupid

2026-01-06 23:13:27 GMT

Finally worked out this year. 2 sets, triceps pulldowns, straight arm pulldowns, bicep curls, standing chest press, and straight back standing rows, about 20 minutes or so. It feels good to have the post workout feeling in the muscles.

2026-01-06 12:50:23 GMT

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She don't love her long time

2026-01-05 22:11:36 GMT

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I didn't pay that much attention to it, and actually needed the flashbacks to remind me of past seasons.
11 years to produce 5 seasons leaves a lot for me to forget and I'm not that much of a fan to rewatch episodes.

2026-01-05 22:09:10 GMT

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Who?

2026-01-05 18:54:19 GMT

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That had absolutely nithing to do with the story

2026-01-05 03:20:58 GMT

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https://youtu.be/sYpKg6HR1z8?si=gZXPtGiQMxhL9peX

2026-01-04 22:48:18 GMT

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he's a pussy
cat

2026-01-04 22:36:30 GMT

New Lego set is out
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2026-01-04 21:57:00 GMT

You go NY, and when I say go, I mean go far away
https://www.governor.ny.gov/news/governor-hochul-directs-state-landmarks-be-illuminated-green-honor-muslim-american-heritage

2026-01-04 09:10:21 GMT

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2026-01-03 22:39:32 GMT

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That's a lot of macaroni salad

2026-01-03 17:10:17 GMT

For those wondering how NYC could elect a socialist
https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/article/thousands-duped-by-ai-into-watching-non-existent-nye-fireworks-show-at-brooklyn-bridge-we-got-pranked/ar-AA1TtI99?ocid=BingNewsSerp

2026-01-03 17:07:05 GMT

It's to personalize your shopping experience
https://gothamist.com/news/nyc-wegmans-is-storing-biometric-data-on-shoppers-eyes-voices-and-faces#comments

2026-01-02 18:08:54 GMT

Here we go NYC
The executive orders were signed in the lobby of a Pinnacle-owned building in Crown Heights, part of a portfolio of properties with conditions so severe that Mamdani announced his administration is now intervening in their bankruptcy sale to protect tenants.
https://bronx.news12.com/nyc-mayor-zohran-mamdani-signs-multiple-executive-orders-on-1st-day-in-office

2026-01-02 17:12:07 GMT

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I saw this happen in a bar, then the BF jumped up and said "Why don't you pick on someone your own size?"
He was promptly hit in the face like his GF was.

2026-01-02 05:40:53 GMT

Just finished watchung Telefon, now it's Stranger Things time. Paying for a VPN is so much cheaper than paying for all of the streaming services

2026-01-02 05:28:33 GMT

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Watching it now

2026-01-02 04:40:38 GMT

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I found out at breakfast today

2026-01-02 04:11:55 GMT

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Actually I was wrong, he'd get out of work the morning of Christmas Eve and not work again till 1/4/27. Choosing to pick Christmas off and getting paid the extra 8 hours for New Years while he's on vacation. He'd also have the added benefit of not having to deal with Aholes after midnight on NYE

2026-01-02 02:59:32 GMT

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I had to tell one of my old coworkers back in June to take the week after Christmas for vacation.
Working midnights, he'd get out ofvwork on Christmas morning, and having choosen to take the day off, he wouldn't return to work til Jan 4, 2027.
The joy of working in a place where you have to choose your vacation 6 months before the vacation year starts.

2026-01-02 01:38:24 GMT

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I completely forgot about that movie.
I must scrape the interwebs for it

2026-01-02 01:34:39 GMT

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Yes, it's a widespread superstition, especially rooted in Chinese tradition, that cleaning on New Year's Day is bad luck because you'll sweep or wash away good fortune for the coming year, with darker beliefs suggesting it could even "wash away a loved one," so many people delay chores like laundry, sweeping, and taking out trash until January 2nd.

2026-01-02 01:32:50 GMT

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When I started in the NYC subway it was $12/hr, 13 months later I was over $20/hr. Contractual raises and a promotion will do that.

2026-01-02 01:30:05 GMT

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It's a fiberoptic tree that I just unplug, then put in the box.

2026-01-02 00:21:38 GMT

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I feel for my friends and coworkers that still live there

2026-01-02 00:18:46 GMT

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I look at the prices and shudder, and I also have no place to put the completed project when I'm done. If I had another room, then I could set up a table to assemble them and puzzles and also get some bookcases to display the completed projects.

2026-01-02 00:12:10 GMT

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I do the same except the heels are used for yummy toast with apple butter

2026-01-02 00:10:33 GMT

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I purchased a beginner Lego kit at Aldi months ago and I have yet to assemnle it. When I eventually do it, it will be my first Lego build at the ripe age of 60.

2026-01-01 21:50:36 GMT

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I remember checking on what I could get for my parents Waterford crystal set, and it turns out that the younger generation doesn't value things like that, and I'd get more selling it piecemeal to people who need to replace broken pieces.

2026-01-01 21:42:40 GMT

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Are they going to chip them?

2026-01-01 03:52:34 GMT

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2026-01-01 02:25:08 GMT

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You'll be up at 11:55 to take a leak

2025-12-31 22:38:36 GMT

My plan for New Years Eve is to update my Windows machine at midnight. It's been 3 months or so since I did an update, so I may end up launching some nukes when I do this. If I do end up starting a Thermo Nuclear War, my apologies, and it's been nice knowing you all

2025-12-31 22:04:33 GMT

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That's how long it took to steal eveyone's info

2025-12-31 02:58:23 GMT

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https://gothamist.com/news/minimum-wage-is-going-up-in-nyc-nj-in-2026-is-a-bigger-boost-ahead

2025-12-29 16:56:00 GMT

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It's Goodly not Good

2025-12-29 03:20:48 GMT

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currently 61, 12 hours from now 40 w/ 20mph winds

2025-12-29 02:46:23 GMT

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doesn't matter,
voters in those states
https://youtu.be/bIZoVO8ZyyQ?si=HUanY81C6R1Rq692

2025-12-29 02:36:20 GMT

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Did you actually think those states would give up tax money?

2025-12-29 02:31:47 GMT

I don't care if it's been posted before, but this is wonderful
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/800/505/317/271/159/original/f8279960c877ae31.mp4

2025-12-29 01:43:35 GMT

Just ate some of my Christmas dinner, the mashed taters and mac & cheese are avg, but the ham, holy mother of God is it good

2025-12-28 00:02:55 GMT

The State! Go NY, go and get fucking lost
The State of New York will now require social media platforms to display warning labels similar to those found on cigarettes.
Social media companies will be required to display these warning labels when a user first interacts with any of the features the state considers predatory.
https://www.engadget.com/social-media/new-york-state-will-require-warning-labels-on-social-media-platforms-210306716.html

2025-12-27 17:40:02 GMT

Started the day off with a nice 8.7 mile bike ride, followed by a nice steak & egg breakfast.
Life is good
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2025-12-27 16:41:52 GMT

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Actually, the most Denzel one said it wasn't a remake after they got so much flack about how bad it was

2025-12-27 16:36:34 GMT

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I think you meant this one
https://youtu.be/lFl_XI3H1Z0?si=D0RiIF7th9ryZ2Qf