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I mean I like when either party has to wear the bunny ears and/or tail, gets to be trained and hopefully introduced to its new best friend, the Motorbunny. #ItsNotThatComplicated npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Kimonos are underated npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema So, hyped again, tried to call the ADHD doctor’s office again and now I know why I resorted to e-mailing last time. It’s either turned off or busy, two days in a row. Anyway, he has a new website with a note that new patients only by phone. (and also links to a few AI generated videos about ADHD, recent - 14 days back - which I nod along to about 75% of the time so... and I know it’s slop, but he is trying and they more or less make sense, I would chalk the inconsistencies up to an enthusiastic novice discovering what it can do rather than cheap attention harvesting) npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema GM ☕⛅ npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Catchy tune npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Having a crack in the corner of my lip. Don't know what bothers me more, the nudges of pain, or that it's due to cold air and not Her trying to make me deepthroat a knotted dildo. 🤔 #CurrentlyNotHavingThat npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema "Horse simulator machine that able to simulate real horse movement in real time" npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Yeah, I get the usage for a subscription/DMs (althought I think DMs should be checked only in one's inboxes). Maybe I would like to see the reason why the realay wants it. Amethyst now just states, some conversations with X MAY be hidden, but I think I will switch to the DEFAULT DENY just out of principle. The drwaback currently outweights the benefits. Maybe some button that would allow ojnly inboxes sign-in and default deny otherwise. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema So octopuses can control each of their tentacles with pretty good articulation. But imagine, if you will, more tentacles - evolution would dedicate some of the brain matter, or even make a new one, so they act more autonomously, like breathing: you can control it, but it mostly works on its own. Now stretch that a little further. After you commit enough fertility related rituals, the eldritch goddess actually steps down, tired of all the noise, and decides to live among us. Oh, and yeah, She has tentacles. A lot of them. And they kind of act on their own and/or on subconscious desires. Being groped through the day is the norm rather than a thing to beg for. And when She dreams? Well, better be ready for some tentaclious action. Would that be a reason to leave or rather to stay? #NotReallyQuestionsYouDirtyMinds npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema @npub142g…xrj0 now asks if you want to sign in to the relay, and you can sign in only with relays you trust. Other clients don’t do that, or I am not aware of it. 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Shame, but at least I no longer have to look for an app that supports good npub switching. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Oh, I was thinking it's more for hold in place rather than for a rough handling 😅 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema I should really look for medication for my ADHD so I can do that and not cosplay distracted squirell 😅 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema There is something different about this necklace and I can't pinpoint what 🤔 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/6c7bca5bc744ec6e912af84b290a8a12c342aaca7b2344c73229dcde7590fba5.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema In English you say "she has a face that would launch a thousand ships and booty to match", but in Slavic languages you say "she’s blood and milk", and I think that’s beautiful. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Any 😁 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Me: they said that when you get older, you have to pick your battles. I picked a shortstack nerdy curvy librarian (glasses stay on) who's doing field research about death by snu-snu. So far I got no invitation nor info about when we are supposed to meet. Is this a scam or what? npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema She's pretty wreck npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema May have ventured through the rabbit hole about candaulism, and here are a few anecdotes: npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/af1dab247b97321c6d1f333f47144a9532e29c3de74b1882338eaabfeb4c17b3.mp4 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Randomly got sad about a late image sharing site. There was one sort of strong local community dedicated to candaulism. The immediacy made the experience something else. Sadly almost all such places deteriorated, since image sharing always attracts the wrong crowd. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Tired without a reason npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/8429c4f0cc025a6ea9082d64dd41c44f09779547434e1d719bc5d41097ffd8ab.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema She is phasing thru the door 🤯 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema They are afraid what you could do with such power! npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/174561f4fa8e53117803e87e6a9089ad01bfd6052d1483c998eb554d9a4ca86e.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/eb3a74c7fbe3be30d5ba0cdc225220f1318690eeadd95dd3da89e4c392b8f276.png npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema The universe is - yet again - sending me signs to start drawing npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Using a new antiperspirant spray and it’s like smelling someone surprisingly close a few times a day. Strangely stimulating. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/95d8e0d90f043e77fe92479481133966d6c613ef3c771a875b245f7ba406d478.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema The wolves won. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Foggy weather outside asks you: if you are not out there, holding two cups of mulled wine, for you and Her, enjoying the dusk over the pond while Her hands explore your naked body under your long coat, are you even living your dream? npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema You need more condoms... Or enjoy the ride. #IKnowWhatIWouldPick (pun intended) npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/a43c5c16b95fce1948b9e909e1aecbd19e67307b7934e51b7f94a3c5aef34b2f.mp4 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Sadly neither 😅 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema GM ☕🌤️ npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Well, there's nothing I could confirm specifically, but I would say you are note alone 😃 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Always fascinated by gals that pursue lactation outside motherhood despite some healt risks 🫡 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/fe092540cdf7d7adcb2c0f1de3c6425eea99cb828d1a5600fab37797a96d912a.mp4 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema On the wave of femdom by circumstances rather than planning, imagine if you will: being a freshman at university, after some afterparty, sitting on the roof with a childhood friend, a female friend, but growing up as neighbours from toddler years surely prevents any sexual tension. She gets a call from her older sister (family or a good sorority) who has a final project due and her BF ditched her, or perhaps some prank went wrong and destroyed her almost finished art installation. The catch, she needs someone to make a cast from, and you just got conscripted (well, not conscripted, you would help your friend anytime, or a friend of hers if she asks so nicely)! Of course it must be tonight, time is of the highest essence. And it’s a cast of your penis, no less. Naturally there are no pills, there is one try with a vacuum pump (did you know they use them to suck bubbles out of the mould? that means it’s not deus ex!), but the rubber erection bands keep showing up in the negative and are deemed too distracting. And it’s hard! I mean the process - the casting material is lukewarm at best and you have to be at full mast for a considerable amount of time. Oh, and maybe you could get fixed to the table to help you hold still for the form to set cleanly. A few attempts in (when your friend has lost the shyness and is actually eating chips sitting on the counter, commenting on the spectacle), the supply of material grows thin and only a few attempts are left. What now? npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Wouldn’t use it as a daily, it could be nice as a secondary if you want to get deeper knowledge of things, but as was already stated, the musl target really limits your horizons. 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I don’t know how old I was, but it took me more than ten years until I had the Ahaaa! moment. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Coward! Sending cat to do something man should do himself 😁 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema For whatever reason I got more than a fair share of D&D shorts on my doomscrolling app, and more than a few are making fun of how they are not accepted in the family/friends circle for their quirks, but as soon as they start a session, the whole world flips. Like a girl at home has parents that dismiss her dork nonsense hobby and wish she picked something normal, and when she gets to the session she’s greeted by her goblin father who’s interested in all the tales, big and small, but especially the dragon one. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/8444ee909932d5c1f83ffcd4990ca3bb2eebf78aab1254be970ac51ff97e22ce.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Shhhh, let him cook 😄 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Suddenly, I am hungry. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/785ffaa6b7d7d370215f924bbacc0b0769a3895e0c8ec81125fb4606526b0b97.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://media1.tenor.com/m/I6GFaw6IR3YAAAAd/chuckles-im-in-danger.gif npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Ever wanted to have a "friend" for whom you would help paint Her nails, come up with content ideas, and take photos for Her OnlyFeet page, no face, in lingerie at worst. 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For example the contact grill, that I splurged on because no one warned me better, has a program for chicken breast that apparently means dry-this-motherfucker-out ’cause we can’t be held responsible, so add a safety margin to the safety margin until it’s dry charcoal (ok, I splurged for the extra size too, the pork program was just a nice benefit, #FuckSoftwareDifferentiation) npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Yeah, I am in Europe so we will see how it goes here. , That life quality comment of yours hit me hard. Not particularly for me, I am kinda used to it, but I think I will have to go into it for sake of my family 🤔 not sure if I am experiencing usual parenting draught or it's affected by my predisposition... npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Today's #drunkstr would (or will?) be described as a peaceful recollection of the past week, maybe spiced up with a health insurance breakdown (deep dive by yours truly), an overview of not exactly society conforming singers, and I believe there was some more, but apparently my alcohol tolerance works in discrete steps and the one beer over my usual (though I could substitute it for the snack, since I had a late lunch) makes a hell of a difference. Oh, and we discussed how to honour the memory of Patrick Stewart. Apparently he was fond of some smoked tea and not Earl Grey 🤯 #drunkstr npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema There is nothing wrong with you ✊ npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema On my way to #drunkstr thinking, why is it always alterego and not parallelego? Seems more fitting, at least in my (and this npub's) case. Is it because Lego would sue? npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema And top up my zapping wallet! 🤩 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Yay, the company finally paid the last invoices of the freelancers that bled us for longer than I would be willing to admit (losing them is tied to AI, but not in the robots-are-taking-our-jobs way). So I may actually start paying myself a real salary again! npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema I should have added - pun intended - after the squirting 🤔 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Yeah, it's complicated to self diagnose because you learn to to workaround your quirks. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema I don't know why it reminded me of this 😄 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema I don’t have ADHD (well, not officially anyway. yet.), but I often start making coffee in the kitchen, wander back to the PC, start working, and get interrupted by the sound of the espresso maker shutting itself down and trying to shoot cleaning water into my (now lukewarm) tiny coffee cup. Luckily there is some delay between the sound of the machinery and the actual squirting process (as it should be), so it allows me to replay the Indiana Jones scene with running through the hallway and grabbing the hat, err, I mean the cuppa, barely moments before it gets diluted. #homeoffice npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Inspiring... npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Can I claim this on my insurance as an emotional support pillow? npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Or move to Florida :D npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Is that keyring plushie cosplay? 😅 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Yeah, so they all work and are scheduled for a reprise, let’s see how long this fantasy holds up against the harsh waves of reality. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema GM ☕🌥 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema You know, some of those answers read like fun writing prompts for short stories about the questions behind them. Like the one about the Defence of the Realm Act. Would be even funnier if the fireworks question came from the same person, though 😅 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema I am in the middle of acknowledging we are currently tilted more to the storge / pragma axis than ludus / eros, so married yes. In love, hopefully still yes. Domme, well, that’s complicated you see 😅 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Nice of you to assume I have one 😅 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema TIL there is a “virtual swinging” thing. Wonder if these days you can get a camera with autocensorship of the faces 🤔 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Talking about expendable income, the fantasy of VR goggles with soundproof headphones, following orders and/or some scenario, oblivious to the surroundings, makes a pretty solid kinky base. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema I liked the one where he toyed with his wife's fanny pack. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Imagine being able to do stuff you like, being paid for it, and then you discover that a little bit of innocent fan service can make you substantially more money. Would you go for it? Is it just a little step or a slippery slope? Anyway, here is this random cosplaying girl
