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18+ account, 40's, alt for ranting, talking about #sex and #SexToys, #kink, probably a bit of shitposting, #Menopause, #BodyPositivity

#pan #bi #demi #agender

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2024-06-25 19:07:14

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@npub1gj2…9t6a you can tell these people never worked retail.
Maybe never had good sex, either

2024-06-13 05:58:31

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@npub1g2f…sz5a I hope you get well quick!

2024-06-05 04:36:23

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@npub1g2f…sz5a I need a silent signal for my partner for "I know you are on audio but I'd really like to suck your dick right now"

2024-06-05 04:30:47

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@npub1g2f…sz5a OOF I could use a face fuck
I mean it's been two whole days *pout*

2024-06-04 02:12:41

I had forgotten about how drenching summer sex sweat can be 💦

2024-06-03 22:08:44

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@npub1g2f…sz5a I keep looking at that but have literally no where I could put it so I just keep dreaming 😅
It does look so great!

2024-06-03 03:22:56

Once again, amazed how sex can fix an all day headache.
Specifically, getting alternately face and pussy fucked.

2024-05-18 15:34:10

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@npub1jc2…klw0 or maybe they should?

2024-03-29 16:23:17

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@npub1g2f…sz5a Love that little wiggle ❤️

2024-03-17 19:01:59

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@npub1g2f…sz5a I got one as part of a grab bag and I love it

2024-03-08 16:26:20

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@npub198t…hasj cheaper is the only thing I can think of. Or like, built in VPN/privacy stuff I guess? But I would have to trust that they were actually privacy focused, and I can't imagine that

2024-02-28 13:35:01

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@npub1s7n…75gz I am honestly a little scared. I never had much of a sex drive until perimenopause and I'm enjoying the hell out of it

2024-02-24 21:14:14

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@npub198t…hasj I'm in a profession where it could make a difference (puritanical conservatives in my red US state always looking for a fight to pick) but I guess I thing/hope it's fairly unlikely. Worse comes to worse I quit the job that's stressing me out anyway 🤷

2024-02-24 21:11:36

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@npub198t…hasj It is a little scary, I registered another domain with privacy settings so I'd have a different email to use for mine haha

2024-02-24 17:52:00

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@npub198t…hasj oh that's ok, their website has a pretty clear explanation, I'm just trying to think through the different situations I want them for. they have one version with a dial to change how much noise is blocked, which seems ideal, but also a spendy mistake if they end up not fitting!

2024-02-23 20:26:57

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@npub1g2f…sz5a what we tried last night was me on my back and the machine going "missionary" style, with my head propped up and turned to the side. Not great for my neck, and he had trouble angling. Plus we were doing it on the floor without much room. I like the idea of me on my side on the bed, with the machine up on something. Doggy style oral tends to hurt my neck after a while too. One other I thought might work is me on my back on the bed with head hanging over + the machine in missionary, that tends to work well, we'd just need to make sure that machine is stable

2024-02-23 17:46:25

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@npub1g2f…sz5a The nice thing about the machine is we can awkwardly try different things out without having to worry about a third party and their enjoyment.
Of course the advantage of a third party would be they could help hold me up 😂
DP features prominently in fantasy scenarios for me but you are right that it falls apart in reality more often than not

2024-02-23 04:57:31

Tried out double penetration (partner in mouth, machine for vagina) and it was delightfully overwhelming 🥴
The positioning was awkward and partner overstretched some muscles oops
We need to try out some different positions

2024-02-22 21:33:03

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@npub1g2f…sz5a it sounds like you have enough partners you might not even need one tbh! I've just got the one and he gets tired before I do lol

2024-02-22 21:32:19

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@npub1g2f…sz5a I will do a bit more thorough write up eventually but I highly recommend this review (which also has the 10% discount code I used) https://phallophilereviews.com/review-hismith-premium-sex-machine-review-long-distance-remote-control/

2024-02-20 05:06:22

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@npub1g2f…sz5a seems like it would be very good for the skin 😁

2024-02-20 04:42:37

Well I got a little time so I tried it out- it was, unsurprisingly, great. They should market this thing as a sleep aid, I'm so tired now 😴
I am really unsure whether I will use the app at all, honestly. I haven't tried it yet, but turning a little hardware dial is very satisfying

2024-02-17 20:27:25

I've gotta go to a social gathering both today and tomorrow - I'm in a terrible black mood and really don't want to subject anyone to it but I feel like I have to. So I'll just mask it like always I guess

2024-01-28 22:41:41

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@npub14da…249c neat! also MAN those arms 😍 super jealous

2024-01-10 16:17:19

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@npub1t2e…9hgk hopefully not out of line, but this is my favorite for riding https://www.peepshowtoys.com/products/blush-neo-elite-7-5-inch-silicone-dual-density-suction-cup-dildo-with-balls the suction cup is better than any other I own. And it's dual density, so it's soft and squishy without being floppy. I also have a smaller one from the line for anal
They have a bigger one too, but I'm... not big inside haha. I have several more expensive dildos, but either the suction isn't as good, or they're a little too big for riding

2023-12-07 16:44:09

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@npub1g2f…sz5a I have had a persistent rash thing I've been to the dermatologist to several times and it really gets to me, even though literally no one sees but my partner and he says it's fine. Why is skin such a pain 😔

2023-11-12 21:02:39

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@npub15hp…kgyw I think as long as it is not a ton of them? Would be interested to hear from any blind folks though
I need to go get too high to do research too brb

2023-11-12 20:55:27

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@npub15hp…kgyw um. Yes please

2023-11-12 20:54:57

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@npub15hp…kgyw I have pretty much given up on lingerie (for both gender and fit reasons) but I love seeing pretty stuff on others
I keep trying to condition myself so I can be ready if I do get into rope more (there's only so much I can do by myself and I have not found anyone else local) but then I stop for a while and have to start over

2023-11-12 17:55:11

I love how people on mastodon straight up ask for compliments/interactions. On twitter people were so cynical, or maybe it just attracted the wrong audience so quick, and you'd be made fun of for wanting attention or whatever
It's something I'm struggling being better at in real life too, I love seeing it modeled

2023-11-12 17:51:22

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@npub15hp…kgyw this is just mesmerizing, you look so good
I am both drawn to it and wonder if my body would just cramp up if I were to try something like that
(Also that lingerie is the prettiest)

2023-10-30 22:42:29

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@npub1tps…9rmt well in my case it's because the image doesn't have alt text. I would boost otherwise!

2023-09-06 19:20:18

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@npub192c…vkrd I love the ammonite!

2023-07-16 16:22:48

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@npub1t2e…9hgk I love the idea of gags but I got one and the reality is... Not as good for me. I got one with breathing holes which helps but the stretch gets really uncomfortable (and it was advertised as a "smaller" one!)
Gonna keep trying though hehe