mushroom_soup

retarded in the non-medical way

Public Key

npub1tqqccz9stvugae5sq6yu7rr44t3w67h4976memdfgan7r6z9x5cqgey3a2

NIP-05 Address

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relay.ditto.pub

relay.mostr.pub

Author Public Key

npub1tqqccz9stvugae5sq6yu7rr44t3w67h4976memdfgan7r6z9x5cqgey3a2

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Last Notes

2026-11-03 20:14:26 GMT

Texas is turning blue meanwhile republicans are busy AI generating images of anakin getting cucked by padme and Trump is musing on live tv that he wants to move to isreal to become their PM. sucks to suck i guess

2026-10-29 23:14:34 GMT

i am once again begging celebrities to stop having surgeries to 'fix' the one thing unique about their faces
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2026-10-24 16:46:08 GMT

He's right you know
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2026-10-24 05:09:38 GMT

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2026-08-28 20:00:01 GMT

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2026-08-25 21:34:50 GMT

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2026-08-24 02:52:40 GMT

lol he's fighting for his life in the comments
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2026-08-24 00:20:10 GMT

Remember China is supposed to be the bad guy though
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2026-08-22 01:51:56 GMT

Oh my God everyone in this administration is so retarded it's actually hilarious. Actual Looney tunes level of competency
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2026-08-20 23:32:09 GMT

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2026-08-19 19:31:11 GMT

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2026-08-17 20:16:27 GMT

39 states make you sign this before you can have a government contract btw. They make you swear you're not boycotting Israel before they ask you if you're hiring illegals
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2026-08-17 18:26:53 GMT

Yeah no shit. Why would China and Russia spend the resources to try and interfere with our elections when they can just sit back do nothing and watch as our own politicians destroy ourselves for them. It's not China and Russia that's outwardly spending millions if not billions of dollars on campaign donations to try to influence our elections. Now that people are catching on to that they're going to have to use different, more secretive tactics
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2026-08-17 18:14:23 GMT

Very cool and normal
https://x.com/i/status/2089373881773498747

2026-08-16 01:16:30 GMT

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2026-08-07 15:59:54 GMT

Moskowitz eh?
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2026-08-06 02:12:10 GMT

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2026-08-03 02:17:34 GMT

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2026-08-02 17:55:24 GMT

yeah bro i can think of literally no way putting an ai recording device in your toddler's bedroom could ever be a bad thing, very cool good job
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2026-08-02 02:03:14 GMT

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2026-07-31 23:01:54 GMT

I love how arguably the biggest pop star in the world right now looks like this and we're just supposed to ignore its ramifications
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2026-07-31 20:38:02 GMT

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2026-07-30 19:23:49 GMT

Just checking in on the job market
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2026-07-14 01:20:38 GMT

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2026-07-04 04:45:58 GMT

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2025-01-13 00:03:36 GMT

oh ok
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2025-01-12 19:05:41 GMT

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2024-08-28 03:19:16 GMT

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2024-08-26 16:56:22 GMT

Absolutely incredible tweet all around
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2024-08-26 16:51:57 GMT

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2024-08-18 03:42:32 GMT

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2024-08-13 04:54:30 GMT

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2024-08-12 20:08:27 GMT

Homicide is justifiable sometimes and definitely in this case
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2024-08-12 01:18:30 GMT

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2024-08-11 17:33:18 GMT

New worst tweet just dropped
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2024-08-10 00:37:07 GMT

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2024-08-09 23:36:58 GMT

who would win
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2024-08-07 01:42:01 GMT

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Also he's causing a certain chosen people to seethe with his nomination
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2024-08-07 01:22:18 GMT

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2024-08-07 01:08:40 GMT

I've known about tim walz for all of two days and I already love him. Absolutely impeccable goofy vp energy

2024-08-05 22:18:57 GMT

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If you don't know, it's literally the funniest person imaginable
npr.org/2024/08/05/nx-s1-5063939/rfk-jr-central-park-bear-bicycle

2024-08-05 01:52:48 GMT

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tbf this is a good way to be approached by angry millennial women

2024-08-04 19:45:38 GMT

Which one of you is this
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2024-08-04 03:52:16 GMT

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2024-08-04 03:45:03 GMT

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the first one is manufactured by disney and is $180 and the second one is by mattel (who normally make their collector stuff way overpriced) and is $75!

2024-08-04 03:32:16 GMT

two contemporary collector ariel dolls made by two different companies. one is $75 and one is $180, can you guess which is which?
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2024-08-03 18:33:02 GMT

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I'm gonna have to buy a drill aren't i

2024-08-03 18:29:45 GMT

Ok I need guy help how do you remove a screw that's stripped but also like embedded an inch deep into something (so I can't just use pliers) HELP I hate living alone with a man tbh

2024-08-01 18:56:59 GMT

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not all eggs have hard shells

2024-07-29 19:38:06 GMT

They really are their own worst enemy
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2024-07-29 03:49:40 GMT

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2024-07-28 21:16:04 GMT

an angel lost its wings
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2024-07-27 21:12:09 GMT

I like the idea that Jesus told him to betray him, it was all planned by him
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2024-07-24 01:43:20 GMT

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2024-07-23 04:34:29 GMT

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2024-07-22 19:23:34 GMT

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all dead unfortunately

2024-07-22 19:16:04 GMT

does anyone know which dna genealogy test is most honest?

2024-07-22 18:56:26 GMT

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I have some Scottish genealogy I think. I need to do one of those DNA tests (I am aware odin isnt Scottish)

2024-07-22 18:49:37 GMT

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I hope i, a Mediterranean, am descended from odin

2024-07-21 21:27:15 GMT

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2024-07-21 19:58:17 GMT

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2024-07-17 02:13:27 GMT

lol
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2024-07-16 17:25:55 GMT

She's white she's not allowed to do that
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2024-07-16 00:01:47 GMT

x.com/CollinRugg/status/1812971491417551282

2024-07-15 23:58:07 GMT

looollll
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2024-07-15 18:46:30 GMT

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2024-07-15 01:27:39 GMT

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2024-07-15 00:30:33 GMT

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2024-07-14 20:44:03 GMT

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2024-07-14 14:31:51 GMT

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2024-07-14 03:02:11 GMT

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2024-07-13 04:47:21 GMT

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2024-07-10 03:06:14 GMT

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2024-07-08 21:21:30 GMT

Why do they always do this shit in the court
youtu.be/nAD_SCjvf2k?si=nIgGErNgI319xsd9pvWg2v

2024-06-22 02:26:41 GMT

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2024-06-17 05:13:13 GMT

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2024-06-16 16:51:41 GMT

You can tell someone has worked in a kitchen because they always say 'behind you' when walking past someone behind them no matter who it is or what the context is

2024-06-13 03:10:07 GMT

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2024-06-09 03:31:28 GMT

Look how they massacred my boy
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2024-06-04 14:47:26 GMT

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2024-05-22 21:22:27 GMT

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2023-05-31 15:28:59 GMT

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@npub1h0j…a032 Brown

2023-05-29 21:55:04 GMT

I swear to God (also god forbid the raw meat smells like raw meat)
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2023-05-29 15:54:06 GMT

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2023-05-29 15:51:46 GMT

There's a right answer
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2023-05-27 13:46:56 GMT

Yes
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2023-05-26 19:58:57 GMT

GUESS WHAT HE WAS DOING (answer in comments)
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2023-05-25 19:08:41 GMT

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@npub1ls3…8xfl yes thank you I really need ray tracing so I can accurately view this abomination

2023-05-24 20:00:39 GMT

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the beat literally sounds ai-generated it's incredible

2023-05-22 19:30:08 GMT

Imagine not being able to loose 4lbs in a month if something incredibly important depended on it. Actually scratch that because amber is over 500lbs, imagine having to loose less than ONE PERCENT of your body weight and still not being able to do it
youtu.be/d8Zl2zaY3dM

2023-05-22 15:26:10 GMT

Me in literally every game I play
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2023-05-18 00:58:57 GMT

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2023-05-14 18:25:04 GMT

uplifting viewing
youtube.com/watch?v=egAFirPtwdU

2023-05-10 21:13:23 GMT

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2023-05-10 15:44:23 GMT

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@npub1axp…j8e7 @npub1ave…5nwl @npub1dc8…wlj3 this reminds me of another problem with the movie, which is that brown skin takes on a grayish tone when its actually underwater

2023-05-10 00:20:30 GMT

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2023-05-09 13:14:30 GMT

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2023-05-08 22:15:53 GMT

This is how I feel about Pepsi Max
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2023-05-08 16:41:40 GMT

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Imagine thinking an Indian is going to pay for porn

2023-05-07 03:42:06 GMT

Beautiful and mysterious tradition
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