El Conquistador (MI)

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That dick who just fact checked you. Do better.

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2026-10-08 17:54:34 GMT

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2026-09-12 04:14:30 GMT

I wasn't sure how this was going to shake out, but I didn't predict 'local news going after lone black juror. '
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2026-09-10 20:49:32 GMT

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she popped back up
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2026-09-03 16:21:09 GMT

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Austin too
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2026-09-02 18:53:52 GMT

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My sister used to be an outdoor grower until some reckless farmer let their crop impregnate the entire county.

2026-09-02 18:52:34 GMT

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Even Johnny Cab could be manually overridden

2026-09-02 15:52:52 GMT

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sounds like that observer is only during the testing.

2026-09-02 14:44:18 GMT

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2026-09-02 14:40:03 GMT

I think about this line ALL THE TIME
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2026-08-28 18:24:28 GMT

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Isn't #3 all-inclusive?

2026-08-27 20:44:06 GMT

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2026-08-26 22:24:46 GMT

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2026-08-25 19:27:28 GMT

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She was just waiting for JCD to greet her.

2026-08-24 20:58:26 GMT

Good to see someone who hates this trope as well...
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2026-08-24 00:06:42 GMT

Most people out there are doing it wrong. Don't use their language. Don't use children as the excuse. Don't attack the individuals. Focus on the lie: Gender was invented by predators, picked up by the radical left as another human shield to silence opposition.
'Trans' advocacy is sexual abuse of the mentally ill for political gain. The dysphoric are victims of exploitation. They try to claim the mantle of love. Truth is the ultimate expression of love. Repeat the truth:
Gender is a hoax.
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2026-08-23 20:33:10 GMT

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[@Henhouse_Cockerel](https://noauthority.social/@Henhouse_Cockerel ) @npub1zze…csd7 [@Max_Imum](https://noauthority.social/@Max_Imum )
And that, my son, is how AI took down NAS...

2026-08-21 19:47:09 GMT

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also, "we need guaranteed PTO during shark week"

2026-08-20 23:05:13 GMT

I tried. I went in with an open mind. It's pretty fucking bad.
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2026-08-20 19:27:30 GMT

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I dunno, there are a lot of straight cucks out there now. See also Howard Stern.

2026-08-19 19:40:12 GMT

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2026-08-15 22:35:58 GMT

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I really want to try those new pop tart ice cream sandwiches

2026-08-15 10:58:01 GMT

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down 11 pounds in a month, thanks!

2026-08-15 10:52:23 GMT

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its pop-o-matic!

2026-08-13 10:23:55 GMT

Nice try, Katrina.
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2026-08-12 19:26:20 GMT

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2026-08-10 20:37:52 GMT

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and yesterday I needed a USBA printer cable, so I don't have to toss anything for another ten years.

2026-08-10 20:17:16 GMT

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I have mine sorted into gallon bags

2026-08-10 19:19:59 GMT

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2026-08-10 18:53:12 GMT

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Surveillance pricing, squeeze those athletes

2026-08-10 18:09:11 GMT

https://x.com/i/status/2086839190902206649
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2026-08-10 16:51:49 GMT

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She thinks she going solo like Phil Collins, but I'm thinking we're looking at another David Lee Roth

2026-08-10 08:52:51 GMT

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hey, don't help or nothing...

2026-08-10 00:17:15 GMT

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no-hands lap dance? No tip!

2026-08-10 00:15:58 GMT

I can't be trusted without food prep. So I make a week of meals every weekend. Like steak bites. About three pounds of Denver steak, tenderized and marinated overnight. Grilled the next morning, and cut up.
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2026-08-08 14:42:33 GMT

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2026-08-07 19:07:47 GMT

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Crime-ate Change

2026-08-07 16:45:34 GMT

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2026-08-07 12:01:08 GMT

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Covid kids are messed TF up.

2026-08-07 11:22:54 GMT

As a corporate training manager, I get it. Anxiety is a plague, and 'grading' people is the fastest way to get them to quit from panic attacks.
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2026-08-05 19:59:09 GMT

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2026-08-05 18:31:14 GMT

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China is asshoe, indeed

2026-08-04 15:20:31 GMT

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Second harvest!

2026-08-04 00:47:51 GMT

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I just saw that he has cancer!

2026-08-03 16:03:53 GMT

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2026-08-03 01:32:29 GMT

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Doesn't mean we want more of it.

2026-08-03 01:07:21 GMT

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2026-08-02 16:17:30 GMT

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Its called training

2026-07-31 20:50:07 GMT

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one of the wildest true stories ever

2026-07-31 18:37:36 GMT

In response to those who scoff at the dangers of AI proliferation, chainsaw-wielding robot centaurs have entered the match.
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2026-07-31 15:24:43 GMT

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speaking of cinnamon rolls...

2026-07-31 15:23:18 GMT

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probably has 3M followers

2026-07-31 01:22:53 GMT

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limited edition

2026-07-28 00:10:19 GMT

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I just don't like tartar sauce

2026-07-27 20:11:46 GMT

Rule #1 of V4V: don't market to Democrats
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2026-07-27 20:10:19 GMT

Welcome to the party, pal.
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2026-07-27 20:07:39 GMT

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cute but patently false

2026-07-27 18:51:40 GMT

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cool, what is it?

2026-07-27 18:11:09 GMT

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what a shame, he was so young

2026-07-27 13:12:03 GMT

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like all protected classes, you couldn't be happy with victory. You met monsters represent you who created an industry around your cause, and the shareholders demand more.

2026-07-27 12:33:05 GMT

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Reddit is useful for discussing topics of no consequence to humanity, nothing else.

2026-07-27 12:32:30 GMT

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yeah, real dumb.

2026-07-24 20:40:43 GMT

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2026-07-24 20:40:13 GMT

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2026-07-22 16:45:46 GMT

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also as entitlement climbs

2026-07-21 11:13:48 GMT

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project backup corrupted

2026-07-21 11:10:43 GMT

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Always was a Democrat, til they went open borders

2026-07-18 19:28:17 GMT

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"Painless!" - Richard Gere

2026-07-13 13:16:42 GMT

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There was a legend at my school of this one kid who took a swing at a teacher. He arrived in the principals office unconscious.

2026-07-08 16:02:22 GMT

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close, No Disc No Pay. I will always play.

2026-07-08 16:00:57 GMT

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boomer atheists

2026-07-07 16:55:11 GMT

We were watching the episode last night and we knew something was off with that kid. I feel silly now for not guessing this.
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2026-07-07 16:50:00 GMT

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2026-07-07 13:51:27 GMT

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2026-07-06 19:28:43 GMT

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I was expecting to see it collapse

2026-07-06 16:34:24 GMT

This is why they claim math is racist.
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2026-07-05 11:11:18 GMT

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If more protests were like this, they might achieve something.

2026-06-29 15:18:21 GMT

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she's taking her miscarriage well...

2026-06-28 11:20:14 GMT

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That is rude and accurate.

2026-06-20 17:48:25 GMT

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literal horseplay

2026-06-20 04:35:47 GMT

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2026-06-14 22:17:58 GMT

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Time for ghost cars

2026-06-14 10:16:38 GMT

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it was never about the climate

2026-06-10 20:58:08 GMT

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2026-06-10 17:14:35 GMT

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2026-06-10 13:54:46 GMT

I really want this to be real. Trump AI bot for scam calls.
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2026-06-10 00:23:56 GMT

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no whey

2026-06-08 15:27:14 GMT

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2026-06-08 15:25:50 GMT

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Please, food photos have been idealized since the invention of photos... and food.

2026-05-31 16:36:42 GMT

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what's on the menu?

2026-05-16 15:09:11 GMT

On May 15, 1980, CBS broadcast 'The Fantastic Funnies,' a one-hour TV special hosted by Loni Anderson that featured the first animated appearance of Garfield
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2026-05-10 11:12:03 GMT

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yeah, where's the Plex button?

2026-05-04 10:50:51 GMT

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I would agree that 'family function' on a first date is a red flag.
'The gym', however, is a bold move. Really see what you're getting out the gate.

2026-05-03 13:35:47 GMT

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put live CCTV cameras in every plane and it pays for itself.

2026-02-12 13:09:07 GMT

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2026-02-07 23:02:29 GMT

I'm way late sharing these
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2026-01-23 14:59:31 GMT

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Ever watch Lower Decks?

2026-01-21 19:40:19 GMT

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2026-01-17 23:35:24 GMT

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Also #9
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2026-01-17 16:30:27 GMT

Had to show my keeper why I called an EV a Stomper.
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2026-01-17 13:07:47 GMT

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once a prison colony...