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If 90% of my follow-list all moved to a private relay tomorrow that was clean of all of the filth and bot shite, I would absolutely pay.
But alas, they talk on the free relays, so I don't.

2026-10-01 11:42:18 GMT

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Be kind Jay!
Just make sure it's the right kind

2026-10-01 11:40:51 GMT

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I know you're not going to believe me but that IS my plumber.

2026-10-01 02:47:38 GMT

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Interesting, didn't even realize people did this until I saw the litte icon next to your note in Amethyst

2026-10-01 02:20:07 GMT

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You setting an expiry on your notes? 🤔

2026-10-01 02:13:10 GMT

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https://npub1ts0wenl82qzh6kcn9qkaygpu09j9z9zlkvt3rskf3gn0q5usc5ts4sn9wd.blossom.band/1c40f8fbc25766467040b5f2391af11f4201434b722f740087df5af5fc6f01d2.gif

2026-10-01 01:50:20 GMT

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Who was Cassie... I'm assuming that person is still here 😛

2026-10-01 01:46:47 GMT

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LocalSend is solid.

2026-10-01 00:55:17 GMT

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Daniel Johnston shirt? Nice!

2026-09-30 23:52:11 GMT

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It's called herpderp

2026-09-30 20:26:15 GMT

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LOL... I also mean, I'm replying to people but I wonder if they see my replies.
Pfff, but yeah, probably just need to be more interesting

2026-09-30 20:19:51 GMT

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Lots of people not talking back to me, so I'm assuming it's what you're saying, or I'm boring/annoying 😆

2026-09-30 20:04:14 GMT

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I saw your other posts, totally agree, not something that attracts me towards new apps.
That's why I appreciate apps like Wisp for example, it's still feature full, but it doesn't do more that it needs to, and the features that are in it work (and I'm confident will be supported and improved).
I think that's why Primal was successful too, regardless of what peoples opinions are of the backend etc.

2026-09-30 19:59:57 GMT

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Pretty much what the Garmin Nutrition feature does. I think it has issus with condiments maybe, and obviously doesn't know how you prepared it (cooking oils etc).. still, it's definitely a game changer for calorie counting

2026-09-30 18:55:02 GMT

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I think they did a lot of cocaine during the Britain's Got Talent era

2026-09-30 02:57:38 GMT

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UVV - University of Value4Value. Pay what you can for the degree

2026-09-30 02:50:47 GMT

Thinking of grabbing one of these so I can keep up with @nprofile…jvzg
Ill probably branch out and be on Bluesky and Mastadon tho.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c61mvy1emr2zo

2026-09-30 02:27:44 GMT

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Mm yeah that would make sense... There's something about being in a lit room, when it's dark outside and uncovered windows though... Always feel like someonenis watching 😅

2026-09-30 02:23:48 GMT

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Damn, I need to start pissing people off more, you're ballin'

2026-09-30 02:22:45 GMT

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You'd need some big drapes for that bad boy!

2026-09-30 02:21:17 GMT

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@nprofile…9yn7 @nprofile…kyr8 what's the next move?
https://npub1ts0wenl82qzh6kcn9qkaygpu09j9z9zlkvt3rskf3gn0q5usc5ts4sn9wd.blossom.band/bc22718e64424e608acec4be5a2dc50b970a4e700ff683cdfc134db9a790fa2a.gif

2026-09-30 02:09:00 GMT

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Can't remember the last time I got a call from anyone really, other than my closest family members.
Certainly don't get random calls from friends anymore.
My bank calls a lot though, apparently I owe money that I can only pay back with Walmart gift cards 🤷‍♂️

2026-09-30 02:00:21 GMT

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Lol, insane.

2026-09-30 00:27:19 GMT

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Haha, exactly the same thought
#nevent1q…naaa

2026-09-30 00:20:41 GMT

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Haven't read this yet but...
Does everyone have to be a damn criminal? Good fucking lord.

2026-09-29 15:37:41 GMT

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Surprised you were even saying it to begin with tbh 😅

2026-09-29 14:53:31 GMT

@nprofile…radp fresh install. Really don't understand why it gets caught up on the Damus relay being in my relays list. Which leads to it recommending I switch to default relays (which replaces my relays with the WhiteNoise ones). This then affects all apps.
Probably some UX love needed here, because as a user, I have zero clue what's going on, so if there is some kind of "relay doctor" thing happening, it's feels as though it should achieve it without replacing my current set 🤔
Also, the language is so ambiguous - "desison" and "result". Super confusing for the end user, as I have literally no idea what's going on 😅
https://npub1ts0wenl82qzh6kcn9qkaygpu09j9z9zlkvt3rskf3gn0q5usc5ts4sn9wd.blossom.band/3fa59bfe5014acf0034a3a03adb7e3bafd4885b01dd11f6dd5eed1dd02ba3fbf.jpg

2026-09-29 13:58:58 GMT

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True. And I've tried to score on these goal posts many times, often leading to lots of inconvenience, lost sats, and lost time... Only to end up in a place where I'm still "not doing it right".
This isn't to say I don't agree with lots of the sentiment.. it's just not black or white.

2026-09-29 13:54:43 GMT

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This is the problem with it though - and, I'm aware enough that I should also keep my mouth shut on most subjects too - but most of the community are not qualified or knowledgeable enough to offer any kind of education on such complicated and nuanced subjects.

2026-09-29 13:26:59 GMT

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My biggest problem with the purity tests is that it's a moving goal post.
Hilariously, part of the purity test for many a mere 6 months ago was using Cold Card...

2026-09-29 12:49:44 GMT

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Can't you just vibe code a girlfriend?

2026-09-29 12:07:02 GMT

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Good to know! Thanks for the context 🙏

2026-09-28 23:40:28 GMT

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Yeah mine was not default... Wonder if there's an app that causes that to get changed from the default at some point.

2026-09-26 22:49:08 GMT

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Ooohh yeah buddy..
Wait, you're not?

2026-09-26 14:53:44 GMT

Who is the biggest criminal on nostr (that we know of)
#asknostr

2026-09-26 09:39:24 GMT

"Hey! You should join Nostr"
"just download this app create an account back up your key oh and you’ll need a signer app for that oh and definitely back up the key to your password manager because it’s basically your entire identity now sign in again oh yeah there’s a lot of spam so you’ll need a paid relay what’s a relay it’s like a server where your notes are saved just get some Bitcoin so you can pay for the relay where do I get Bitcoin well first you’ll probably need to learn how to use RoboSats and you’ll need a Lightning wallet okay now go pay for the relay and configure your relay settings what’s the outbox model oh go read this article about how to set up your relays
Great, now make a post
Oh, nobody replied"
Welcome to Nostr!

2026-09-26 09:09:36 GMT

Everyone is so outraged about Flock cameras, meanwhile we're all carrying around tracking devices with cameras and microphones (including the people smashing the Flock cameras).

2026-09-26 09:03:31 GMT

Amethyst + Free Relays... I don't see the spam bots (yet). Whatever @nprofile…vhl6 is doing it's working.

2026-09-26 00:27:16 GMT

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Probably planned with AI 😆

2026-09-26 00:05:53 GMT

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Youch!

2026-09-25 23:58:37 GMT

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Damn!!! Big names on that lineup 🔥 (including The Format obvs)

2026-09-25 23:24:53 GMT

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Maybe the lack of key management. Feels a little sketch that if you leak your key you have to start from scratch in terms of connections etc.

2026-09-25 18:31:13 GMT

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@nprofile…txl4 are you having a nostr baby?!

2026-09-25 15:51:17 GMT

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If @nprofile…jvzg cleans my house I'll give me at least 1000 sats

2026-09-25 15:02:13 GMT

This one makes me think of an old bud. Rip friend.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aWdK1ITkIKQ

2026-09-25 11:46:33 GMT

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Music is is probably the only consistent thing that can do this to me. Wild.

2026-09-25 11:45:11 GMT

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I can smell the money on this one 🔥

2026-09-25 11:41:13 GMT

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Just ask AI how to make a writing robot 😛

2026-09-25 11:39:17 GMT

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British wildlife is terrifying 😆

2026-09-24 23:45:41 GMT

So much is making sense now!
#nevent1q…dklg

2026-09-24 23:34:25 GMT

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Second Life nostr conference 2027! See you there

2026-09-24 23:29:14 GMT

In reality, Bitcoin is already extremely private for most holders...
...Because they never fucking spend it 😂

2026-09-24 20:20:31 GMT

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I just exist... Or do I

2026-09-24 20:09:01 GMT

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LoL that picture 😆😆. Captured perfectly

2026-09-24 20:00:38 GMT

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That Irish guy doesn't believe me either

2026-09-24 19:56:19 GMT

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Fake Owen 😂😂

2026-09-24 19:55:09 GMT

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rrrr!

2026-09-24 19:47:53 GMT

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If you write a boring book, call it something like Fandibles, and go on a popular Bitcoin podcast, you'll probably get over 1BTC without doing anything!

2026-09-24 19:33:11 GMT

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The key seems to be just dumping content and never replying to anyone.
Some of nostr's most profitable influencers would agree... You know, if they actually participated.

2026-09-24 14:34:40 GMT

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Oh I'm sure they will, it just won't be our debts 😂

2026-09-24 13:14:23 GMT

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Looks like a @nprofile…kfsj commercial at the start 😆

2026-09-24 11:58:03 GMT

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Did you change your PFP and name back to old school Karnage? If not something weird happening to mine or your setup. 🧐

2026-09-24 11:50:49 GMT

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Uncertainty is a word that definines the whole experience of having kids. I have 2, and I will worry about them EVERY DAY for the rest of my life. There is so much that can go right and wrong (regardless of the state of the world)... But the worry is counteracted by unconditional love... it's hard to describe how insane having kids is until you have them 😂

2026-09-24 11:41:56 GMT

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AI, taking the fun out of everything!

2026-09-23 22:51:08 GMT

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Loool

2026-09-23 22:50:16 GMT

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Haha, good for him!!
Good for you guys too.. some Noshole babies? I'll look forward to the posts that come with motherhood 😂😂😂
Btw: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1290000/PowerWash_Simulator/

2026-09-23 22:38:56 GMT

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Where is that Puzzles guy anyway? Too busy fermenting zits to shit-post on nostr?

2026-09-23 22:35:00 GMT

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Yeah, I'd watch that too for sure.
I think we're not alone 😂😂
Why are humans so weird

2026-09-23 22:33:41 GMT

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Well that's gross.
But I would be lying if I said I haven't watched quite a few hours of zit popping, ear cleaning, and bot fly removal videos... So, no judgement from me. 😆

2026-09-23 20:10:09 GMT

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Gonna have to stay strong just to hold those things 😮‍💨😅

2026-09-23 18:13:59 GMT

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Lars looks like trouble...

2026-09-23 14:18:35 GMT

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Looking sharp sir! I'd let you in my restraunt if I one 🫡

2026-09-23 02:16:37 GMT

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#nevent1q…94jm

2026-09-23 02:08:30 GMT

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hmm, now I'm really not sure about this.
For both text and image, it all depends on context, and how much AI was used, and what percentage at various stages of creation.
Like, do I care if you've used a spell checker on a note? Probably not. So do I mind if you used AI to clean up how a note reads, move some pieces around so it makes more sense? Maybe not. But I probably care if you prompted the AI to create something with zero of your own flavor or guidance.
But then again, if I don't like what you write, I don't have to follow you, but I don't want to spend my time reading slop to find out - which is why I need the filter. And hence, I'm going in circles.
Its probably not a single answer, but an array of different ways to grade the content and consistency over a timeline, then its up to the person to decide based on their goal is.
Honestly though, I might just give up and read the classics for the rest of my life 😅

2026-09-23 01:39:13 GMT

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https://npub1ts0wenl82qzh6kcn9qkaygpu09j9z9zlkvt3rskf3gn0q5usc5ts4sn9wd.blossom.band/d0870b9106a7aca1eee42e41c19bc7d0ef8f0196eb159c3d10fa5a4e835a0e54.gif

2026-09-23 01:28:17 GMT

Friendly reminder that people used to play First Person Shooters with only the keyboard 😅
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF00_MSh9-M

2026-09-23 01:16:31 GMT

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I'd be bankrupt in about 5 mins

2026-09-23 00:50:30 GMT

The BCH guys know Bitcoin exists, right?

2026-09-22 23:31:41 GMT

@nprofile…radp question.
I added the White Noise relays when I was getting setup.
Do I need them in my inbox/outbox relay list in Amethyst, or should I just add one of them as a DM relay list?

2026-09-22 22:40:39 GMT

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Is that Drake working at an Apple Store?!

2026-09-22 20:18:18 GMT

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Yes, especially
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pHNbHn3i9S4

2026-09-22 19:40:09 GMT

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You're a good guy like that 👍

2026-09-22 19:37:31 GMT

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He obviously didn't configure his outbox inbox bigbox zipzop nip-687 relay properly, duh.

2026-09-22 19:32:05 GMT

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Haha, Secret World Of Alex Mack... Which I had totally forgotten about until I found that gif 😆

2026-09-22 18:26:50 GMT

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2026-09-22 12:18:23 GMT

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Yeah, all fun and games Boris, until all of our sons and daughters are getting their limbs blown off by drones. Lovely.

2026-09-22 12:06:14 GMT

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Cool, I'll check that out too.

2026-09-22 11:35:16 GMT

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I'm only using the single account, but I'm getting alot of those relay popups and I don't really understand what they're asking me to do.
They are definitely annoying.

2026-09-22 11:31:21 GMT

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Have you tried https://maestro.dev/mcp ?
Maybe the agent can test it for you too 😋

2026-09-22 11:27:02 GMT

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GM! You start hiking pretty early, good for you 🙇

2026-09-22 11:26:16 GMT

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GM PV 🪻