Lizzie

a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”
a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”
“no” the professor replied.
“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”
“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.
“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”
the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded
“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

2024-06-13 06:05:59

i ❤️ slop

2024-06-03 08:17:30

my brain is a machine that turns worms into fed worms

2024-05-31 22:31:38

“free palestine” sticker that hasnt even been there long is already sunbleached

2024-05-27 07:18:47

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@npub1w7h…lpf7 moidpostingmoidlistening will continue until morale improves

2024-05-26 08:36:10

“dont make major life decisions after 9pm”
when else would i make them? it is when i receive The Visions

2024-05-13 01:03:03

sometimes you just gotta drink some wormium

2024-05-08 08:29:20

> set bear traps next to my bed
> go to sleep
> wake up
> step in bear traps
> cry
> call 911

2024-05-08 04:54:36

someone should make a mobile operating system with a good ui toolkit that isn’t written in java for some fucking reason and also isnt apple

2024-05-07 08:37:54

she estrogen me off till i beef

2024-05-06 09:55:47

girls can have a little apocalyptic imagery, as a treat

2024-05-06 09:38:12

enough pink capitalism. it is time for beige capitalism where capitalism puts on a face of being the local soil to where i live

2024-04-25 09:05:09

https://brain.worm.pink/media/aa1df52839769777e867f266f5c88c6851c9cef8b7cedf3519186bc9c0123c14.png

2024-04-24 20:23:23

gargron??
https://brain.worm.pink/media/d707ddaead8a1293513816f21bc93e608595df509e26726789a8f6e10f524142.jpeg

2024-04-11 09:10:57

anathema is such a cool word

2024-04-09 10:10:51

girl, are you healing?
girl is your head feeling any better?
good, im happy to hear that.
girl, is your ability to understand speech recovering?
girl, are you telling me that every question sounds like a pickup line shitpost?
girl, did you know that that is very concerning?

2024-04-04 19:21:31

https://brain.worm.pink/media/5ca55afff37b7280465998b28558ebbf77198c0e1ab72d5312a4e8322412f482.jpeg

2024-03-26 09:06:15

girl soup

2024-01-04 09:00:37

girls love the flesh cube

2023-08-14 01:23:46

english is not fucked because of being a mess of multiple languages. english is fucked because one of those languages was french

2023-08-10 01:53:00

none of you are free from cringe