Security researcher by day, weird deer lady by night. Big fan of usenet and smolnet and prone to talking in equal measure about Linux and stuffed animals. She/her
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2023-05-02T01:05:57+02:00 Event JSON
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Last Notes npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys Hasbro is succeeding in doing what many of us have been trying to do for years: convincing people to try TTRPGs other than Dungeons and Dragons. npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys gimme the git boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your source control and drift away npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys @npub1vcl…k6t3 what the fuck npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys You heard the boss, we gotta write a server fix from scratch https://hauntedcomputer.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/112/814/199/402/004/632/original/a19ce133e528fb87.png npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys JD Vance? Isn't that the guy you call if you have an annuity and need cash now? npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys When a new Big Vuln(TM) appears right at the end of the day: https://hauntedcomputer.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/112/797/839/419/591/100/original/12a15e334a454c0c.png npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys Facebook bomers will think the law doesn't apply to them based on the tassels on the american flag outside the courthouse, but then will look at this and think it's a real patriotic veteran who needs adoration. https://hauntedcomputer.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/112/633/232/968/267/251/original/c7c0bd85a986ddeb.png npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys pretty fucked up that there's an armadillo but not a risc-vadillo npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys pretty fucked up that there's an armadillo but not a risc-vadillo npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys runescape gives you a shark plush if you complete the 2024 pride seasonal quest. losing my mind rn https://hauntedcomputer.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/112/576/719/877/616/262/original/315c66219a15c141.png npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys @npub1vcl…k6t3 Judging by what I see at work? some kind of cgi process injection npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys @npub1vcl…k6t3 Judging by what I see at work? some kind of cgi process injection npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys happy pride month! L - Last christmas I G - Gave you my heart B - But the very next day, you gave it away T - This year, to save me from tears I - I'll give it to someone A - Asexual npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys I am alive! I'm in the east! Along the east coast the highway rest stops are straight up tiny malls with wifi and stuff. Color me ASTOUNDED npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys AI will not automate soc analysts out of a job and the belief that it will automate out all base programming and security jobs is more of a religious belief than an observation-based belief npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys I don't understand why there is still discourse about changing the master branch to main when there's a clear and obvious solution https://hauntedcomputer.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/112/281/615/378/635/662/original/9117a78906c7c9ae.png npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys Ok, so slack can let you designate your job title, department and pronouns, but I think it's missing a few fields: 1. Fursona (this field is mandatory if you're a member of the IT department) 2. Pineapple on pizza yes/no 3. Doll or witch? 4. Favorite AEW wrestler npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys Every tech startup is like "Does your life suck? It will be much better once you can synergize with your colleagues through BakedPotato Technology's new RichPersonTown portal" and then you find out their product is just an email server, chat client and web directory npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys Every tech startup is like "Does your life suck? It will be much better once you can synergize with your colleagues through BakedPotato Technology's new RichPersonTown portal" and then you find out their product is just an email server, chat client and web directory npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys Larva Lamp https://hauntedcomputer.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/112/164/258/733/096/858/original/8b783fdae05897c2.png npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys me and the boys hanging out at our monthly water drinking meetup https://hauntedcomputer.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/111/982/398/422/180/386/original/948c97f98a74a19f.png npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys me irl https://hauntedcomputer.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/111/943/741/413/081/081/original/6b3cf220eecec56a.png npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys casual reminder that MDR is french for LOL npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys 1679: piracy is on the rise, King Charles is deeply unpopular 2024: piracy is on the rise, King Charles is deeply unpopular npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys Average fedi timeline: Cat girl: meow meow meow! FOSS guy: lol I fucked up a tool chain Trans cat girl: Meow meow meow! that one person on the timeline: HERE'S WHAT I'M PISSED ABOUT Trans cat girl who is also a FOSS person: nyaaaaa Polish old man: Każdego ranka budzę się i, cholera, te kotki. Zawsze miauczą i proszą o kolację. Ten hałas sprawia mi ból, ale dźwięk ich łap biegających po podłodze nadal rozgrzewa moje serce npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys You wake up in a cold sweat. EEE tactics? Every browser being chrome? metafedi? Strange words from your dream. You stand up, stretch, and check your email on one side of the screen and your gemini client on the other side of the screen. The warm glow of your screen belies the fact that you're packing the latest and greatest 3dfx chip, using some of the shader tech they acquired when they bought out nvidia back in the 90s. Time to play that new Marathon game. Good thing they ported it to Solaris! npub1u5s579cz76a49l7gwksmmfguced4xfec36xdp3jeaejcpgavyg3qs8jmvm Dio9sys Goals tbh https://hauntedcomputer.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/110/295/530/438/567/727/original/bc992e4046661e92.jpg