Armadillo Rancher

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2026-08-05 20:18:31 GMT

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2026-04-08 14:35:18 GMT

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2026-04-03 16:28:16 GMT

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Reverse angle....
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2026-04-03 16:15:48 GMT

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2026-03-22 19:42:43 GMT

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2026-03-22 17:59:37 GMT

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2026-03-08 00:32:24 GMT

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2026-03-01 17:06:56 GMT

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What would French-Canadian Sui do?

2026-02-28 17:04:47 GMT

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2026-02-27 17:33:39 GMT

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2026-02-08 03:05:42 GMT

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Your entrance music was definitely....a choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5JqPxmYhlo

2026-02-08 02:59:42 GMT

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If it makes you feel any better, Doll kinda looks like a tranny vampire.

2026-01-11 00:54:37 GMT

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FYI: I'm not entertaining any Fedi death threats for the month of January.
Get back to me on Feb. 1st.

2026-01-11 00:49:41 GMT

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2026-01-10 21:20:30 GMT

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2026-01-03 21:58:43 GMT

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Tyrant.

2025-12-30 22:50:55 GMT

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Thanks @nprofile…39ca and @nprofile…tvmz .
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2025-12-20 02:46:22 GMT

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I'm gonna miss the balcony sink.

2025-12-20 02:07:43 GMT

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2025-12-16 23:02:10 GMT

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Reminder: Only 15 more days until "No Jonny January".
#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-12-16 04:12:17 GMT

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Jonny has said much, much gayer things.....
#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-12-16 01:38:57 GMT

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2025-12-11 06:46:13 GMT

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> love tap
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2025-12-06 04:03:07 GMT

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> I can’t wait too see who cancels Jonny in January, too tell you the truth. It’s gonna give me so much HATE ammunition.
#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-11-29 23:29:22 GMT

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Maybe dcc is in on "No Jonny January"? Have you thought about that, hmm?
#noJonnyJanuary
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2025-11-28 06:47:22 GMT

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2025-11-27 16:10:58 GMT

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2025-11-22 17:12:25 GMT

#Caturday
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2025-11-22 14:53:35 GMT

#Caturday
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2025-11-20 22:30:36 GMT

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2025-11-20 22:10:06 GMT

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There's really not much she can do when he gets them mushy peas up in him.....
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2025-11-13 14:54:49 GMT

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2025-11-10 04:12:26 GMT

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If only I knew of a Coonass that I could make into a Tabasco wielding warrior?......[Sarcasm] This may be difficult. [/Sarcasm]
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2025-11-06 21:46:50 GMT

@nprofile…g8eg
#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-11-05 06:24:57 GMT

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"Air and opportunity".
#NoJonnyJanuary

2025-11-05 06:14:32 GMT

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#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-11-05 06:05:32 GMT

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I already notified Tanya and Macadangdang about you moving back to Waikiki.....you'll have eyes on you whenever you step outside.
#NoJonnyJanuary

2025-11-05 06:03:07 GMT

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"Kid"?
I'm 2 years older and 5 inches taller than you. I'm that guy who used to stuff your runt ass in your locker when you were in the 10th grade.

2025-11-05 05:38:00 GMT

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#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-11-05 05:33:18 GMT

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#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-11-05 05:24:16 GMT

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Wow, that sounds a helluva lot like Jonny and Sasquatch Girl.
#NoJonnyJanuary

2025-11-05 04:20:30 GMT

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Let him cook.
#NoJonnyJanuary

2025-11-03 21:19:21 GMT

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2025-10-31 21:52:25 GMT

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#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-10-31 00:44:11 GMT

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This whole thread is cursed and it's the OP's fault.
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2025-10-30 15:36:39 GMT

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2025-10-23 04:32:22 GMT

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2025-10-18 15:13:03 GMT

#Caturday
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2025-10-17 18:39:54 GMT

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Jerm and Kiki
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2025-10-17 17:13:49 GMT

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???
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2025-10-15 16:42:38 GMT

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2025-09-09 22:31:59 GMT

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2025-09-06 03:37:20 GMT

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2025-09-06 01:33:20 GMT

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Crystal Head vodka was started by that Ghostbusters actor Dan Aykroyd.....
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2025-08-24 18:02:55 GMT

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I'm not sure.....if it has a manufacturing date somewhere on it, it's probably on the back side. 😜
The light bulb in mine went out about five years ago. I went up to the local Mom & Pop hardware store and got a new one. But they only sold those little bulbs in a 3-pack.....So I guess I'm set on fridge light bulbs for a good 50 years.

2025-08-24 17:37:10 GMT

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My fridge is a 1996 model. Occasionally it will make a loud hum while running......but a little percussive maintenance to the top left side will quiet it down.

2025-08-10 02:51:22 GMT

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Kiki forgot to add the juggalo face-paint, too....
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2025-08-10 01:24:22 GMT

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ugh......not you two again.
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2025-08-09 19:14:12 GMT

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> Why?
Why not?
Here's the real question of the day: Did you change Jonny's background on his profile?

2025-08-09 19:03:06 GMT

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No, I was making fun of your smol hands....
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2025-08-09 17:35:29 GMT

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2025-08-08 23:20:28 GMT

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It's being called one of the worst movies ever made, and that seems to be its main draw. People are watching it just to see how bad it really is.....it's like a modern-day Plan 9 From Outer Space or Manos: The Hands of Fate.

2025-08-08 14:07:42 GMT

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2025-08-07 15:59:39 GMT

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2025-08-03 18:31:25 GMT

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Did the judge also make you leave the Waikiki neighborhood and move to the mexican neighborhood?

2025-08-03 18:29:22 GMT

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Kiki still has a lot to learn about 2 strokes.

2025-08-03 18:15:10 GMT

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Jonny used to get upset whenever I'd point out that there were five mexican restaurants within 3 blocks of his apartment.

2025-08-03 15:01:12 GMT

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Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays.

2025-08-01 18:20:45 GMT

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I found body cam video of Matty.....
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2025-08-01 15:01:12 GMT

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All I know is that Jonny would definitely tap that gray space-ussy.
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2025-08-01 14:30:34 GMT

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Jonny disagrees......
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2025-07-31 19:30:41 GMT

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2025-07-31 02:12:25 GMT

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You'll have to take that up with @nprofile…hltu .

2025-07-31 01:50:46 GMT

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Did you tell Jonny !?!?!?!
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2025-07-30 16:53:13 GMT

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Are there worse things from the early 90s that could make a comeback?
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2025-07-30 15:54:23 GMT

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I'm a 1st gen parachute pants survivor.
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2025-07-21 02:27:43 GMT

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Innit.....
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2025-07-21 02:00:25 GMT

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I saw a little of that last night. I can't tell if it was real or gay-fab. Ralph punches about as hard as a six-year-old.....either way it was all pretty boring. If anything, the Gunt has just gained a few El Salvadoran aye-logs.
According to the Producer guy, Ralph is no longer allowed back into the house, so he has to just sit in a hotel room until his return flight this Wednesday.

2025-07-19 23:18:36 GMT

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2025-07-19 00:11:25 GMT

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Don't forget these....
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2025-07-19 00:09:06 GMT

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Kiki has a lot to learn about buttholes.

2025-07-18 18:18:22 GMT

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Isn't she the HR lady for wherever dude works?

2025-07-18 04:10:48 GMT

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It's all about the Spam.
Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam.
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2025-07-17 01:39:15 GMT

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That's okay. In the grand scheme of things, I guess it really doesn't matter.

2025-07-17 01:31:55 GMT

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She's also said that he doesn't have any hair.....We may be witnessing a grim reality.....
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2025-07-17 00:59:48 GMT

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Kiki still has a lot to learn about foreskins.....amongst other things.
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2025-07-16 01:39:36 GMT

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What are you gonna do with her drawer full of fortune cookies?
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2025-07-14 21:09:14 GMT

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2025-07-14 02:40:27 GMT

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Yeah, the food is put in the can, the can is sealed, and then its heated to both cook the food in the can and to kill off any bacteria. As long as the can doesn't lose its air-tight seal, they can last a long time.
A few months ago, I opened a 10-year-old can of corn and another of sweet peas, just to prove it to my GF. They were just fine.
Just be careful with pop-top lids cause they can lose their seal easily. And be careful with stuff like fruit cocktail cause the acid in citrus juice can corrode the aluminum can after a while.

2025-07-13 01:14:01 GMT

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Pancakes vs Mushy Peas.....
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2025-07-13 00:56:27 GMT

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Give the People what they want !!!!
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2025-07-12 19:25:52 GMT

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Pop-Sui just needs a can of mushy peas.
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2025-07-10 12:50:47 GMT

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According to dude's Instagram its Bentonville, Arkansas.

2025-07-09 23:33:07 GMT

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Does he even ask to borrow your phone, or does he just snatch it out of your hand while running past you?

2025-07-09 22:55:11 GMT

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2025-07-09 15:23:22 GMT

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Yesterday if asked @nprofile…u4mx to use her "Black Girl Magic" to solve a problem.......Black. Girl. Magic.

2025-07-08 17:10:02 GMT

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Remember when Robocop shot that guy in the dick?
NSFW version....
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2025-07-08 15:46:55 GMT

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Summer of 1987.....
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2025-07-08 03:22:24 GMT

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Jonny Logic: All his issues will cancel-out the Ho's issues.
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2025-07-06 17:51:16 GMT

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