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@nprofile…l5m0 The surface area is just big enough without shoes. Any smaller and I would probably return it. It it holds up I'll be happy with it. The massaging side was hard to get used to because I'm really ticklish but it might be useful because I'll be spending a lot of time standing in place welding shit at work the next couple months.
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2026-01-27 06:22:10 GMT

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It's too late. You have already exposed yourself as a sock justice warrior

2026-01-26 21:40:44 GMT

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They are millenial with the ham just as the avocado is millenial with the toast

2026-01-26 21:39:30 GMT

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Millenial toast with avocado and millenial ham and tomatoes

2026-01-26 05:42:31 GMT

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I don;t know, some fag who's in to mascmale malepussy

2026-01-26 05:34:00 GMT

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@nprofile…8lcw @nprofile…8fd0 @nprofile…ynvv

2026-01-20 04:59:34 GMT

I have to stop drinking. Dr. King wouldn't want me to live like this

2026-01-16 06:41:31 GMT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBDLEYKvP5U

2026-01-16 06:34:13 GMT

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I have enough personal experience as a yooper/yankee half-elf

2026-01-16 04:41:21 GMT

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Nobody in Michigan says that

2026-01-15 02:46:11 GMT

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2026-01-15 02:44:51 GMT

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The only car screens ever made that weren't gay are in late 80's Buicks

2026-01-15 02:30:45 GMT

This is the worst image I have ever seen
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2026-01-15 02:17:16 GMT

I'm currently on the modified Christian Bale diet: a 5 oz packet of salmon and one of these pieces of shit for lunch, no breakfast or dinner, and then eating until I want to puke at coffee hour on Sunday.
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2026-01-15 01:03:44 GMT

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I normally get 17-20 but I've been at like 14 for months. My engine kept dying on the highway until I just took the fuel cutoff switch and bypassed it

2026-01-15 00:59:15 GMT

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Have you considered having an undetectable vacuum leak that tanks your milage by 30% so that the impact of the sandbag weight is comparably small?

2026-01-12 00:29:41 GMT

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Figs are the shit. That donkey knows what's up

2026-01-10 23:58:33 GMT

Got the goosebumps pencil #halloweenniggacore
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2026-01-10 19:17:56 GMT

I'm retarded. 31. Father of a 20 year old steam account. Glove box full of air shims. I am Nicholas Goon

2026-01-10 15:09:25 GMT

That receptionist had an absolutely filthy keyboard. Second only to that one goon who scraped the dried up semen and crumbs from his and ate it on camera.

2026-01-10 02:12:19 GMT

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2026-01-09 03:48:38 GMT

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2026-01-07 12:49:21 GMT

I need :niggahamtersmokingcrackpipeinsane: or whatever it is

2025-12-30 03:43:13 GMT

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That's why you rotate them every 500 miles.

2025-12-30 03:30:12 GMT

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Yeah but they only have 3 left so you can get raybestos for the 4th. You're good

2025-12-30 02:48:59 GMT

Entrance hidden by spring-loaded mechanism
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2025-12-28 18:49:47 GMT

Can't listen to stuff in the background on newpipe or pipepipe anymore

2025-12-27 03:09:15 GMT

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I haven't drank 6 liters of arak in 12 days since last month

2025-12-26 00:39:49 GMT

John Moving To A City Where The Road Named After MLK Is A Highway So It's Easier For Him To Get Away With Shouting It

2025-12-26 00:32:48 GMT

John Two Worlds 2

2025-12-25 16:24:51 GMT

It's kind of hard to blame jews for the things they actually do when the goyim willingly roast turkeys inside plastic bags

2025-12-23 03:40:21 GMT

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God gave me a voice to sing His praises and shout nigger in traffic and that's good enough for me

2025-12-23 03:35:57 GMT

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I hate the sound

2025-12-23 03:34:16 GMT

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Organs are the worst invention of all time. Worse than aids meds or the 4000rpm motors that foids use to blast their clits. Worse than fent.

2025-12-22 02:03:02 GMT

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It's easy in a dehydrator. The hardest part is slicing it all up evenly.

2025-12-20 05:17:36 GMT

That's just a normal way to react to a 14 year old girl when you're a billionaire in your 50s with multiple wives and children

2025-12-20 05:06:09 GMT

:chiggacheese:

2025-12-20 05:04:25 GMT

Do Chinese people know what cheese is?

2025-12-19 00:07:11 GMT

If you have an account with anything that gives you a "2025 wrapped" you are a normgroid niggercattle zogpigger

2025-12-18 00:53:38 GMT

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2025-12-13 00:17:19 GMT

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2025-12-12 00:28:59 GMT

If you can't handle me when it's over you don't deserve me when nothing ever happens

2025-12-08 18:37:19 GMT

You know why I eat the White Mystery Airhead?
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2025-12-08 14:55:03 GMT

#climatechange #climatecrisis #globalwarming #climateholocaust #climaterape #finance
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2025-12-08 04:36:29 GMT

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I want to get married

2025-12-06 23:43:10 GMT

When my rear differential dies I'm going to disable it and run this thing in 4wd until it explodes on the interstate and causes an 8-car pileup

2025-12-06 22:46:33 GMT

Too fat to appendix carry comfortably, not fat enough to have clothes that accomodate a shoulder holster

2025-12-04 15:53:31 GMT

Is we getting more touch
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2025-12-04 03:29:28 GMT

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Once my seat belt alarm goes off it continues even after shifting into park and my car is over 20 years old

2025-12-03 04:16:05 GMT

We have to go back to when automotive designers, engineers, and ceos weren't insane retard gorilla niggers who put 12 inch touchscreens on top of the dashboard and were instead insane retard gorilla niggers who put 7 inch touchscreens inside the dash

2025-12-02 18:51:30 GMT

Those [illegal] alien bastards [at Little Caesar's] are going to pay for blowing up my tummy

2025-12-02 18:45:57 GMT

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2025-11-30 04:21:29 GMT

Lesbians have invaded my friend's garage

2025-11-29 06:27:07 GMT

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It's definitely real. Wii sensor bars not plugged into anything are a vital part of modern improvised explosive devices.

2025-11-29 01:01:54 GMT

I just used GIMP and now I have AIDS

2025-11-29 00:38:59 GMT

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It'd be a lot cooler if that were true

2025-11-29 00:34:53 GMT

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His name is Pigbert

2025-11-28 17:45:19 GMT

When Denzel Washington said "poop butt ass" in that movie I never watched, he was prophesying me in this very moment

2025-11-28 05:11:49 GMT

:niggabert:
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2025-11-28 00:05:35 GMT

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Which one?
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2025-11-26 04:12:46 GMT

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2025-11-26 03:56:27 GMT

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https://shitpost.cloud/media/fb15b465-fc83-4cca-9020-081d2c2506af/46a%20Diddy%20Clear%20%28Klomp%27s%20Romp%29.mp3

2025-11-26 02:54:18 GMT

POSTING A GAMEFAQS THREAD IN 2023 ASKING A SINCERE QUESTION REGARDING THE XBOX 360 VERSION OF TWO WORLDS GROYPER

2025-11-26 01:05:19 GMT

The Jews don't want you to know that hitler had AIDS because you would finally understand that AIDS is cool

2025-11-25 03:48:12 GMT

The virgin forklift certified virgin who takes classes and tests to pull a pallet of toilet paper off the third rack vs. The credential-less Nigbert who moves a pallet of loose t-posts around the yard for a bit and then is sent out to do laps around downtown during rush hour in the Telehandler after having the controls explained to him for 2 minutes

2025-11-24 05:50:15 GMT

Kong Occupied Government. They put it there right in front of our faces. It's called Revelation Of The Method. It's time to rise up my fellow white men.
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2025-11-24 02:11:14 GMT

Drink 32 oz of polyethylene glycol solution so the doctor can determine if something is wrong with you. You're getting to be that age where you should get checked out. GO TO THE DOCTOR NOW so he can see if you are DYING. He can find out. But not right now. Drink the polyethylene glycol first. He won't be able to tell until you do that. Don't ever drink polyethylene glycol in other circumstances because it is highly toxic. Wait no I meant don't drink ethylene glycol. Polyethylene glycol is good for you because it has more than one ethylene. If you drink a bunch right now and then go to the doctor later he can see if something is wrong with you later on after you have drank 32 oz of polyethylene glycol.

2025-11-24 00:03:55 GMT

Tomorrow tomorrow :marseyaware:

2025-11-23 21:56:41 GMT

This is NOT hehe
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2025-11-23 06:46:03 GMT

I am a full-time Discord moderator and right now i am managing 10 servers at once, I enjoy my job, i enjoy interacting with different communities and it's nice that people recognize me in all the chats, Recently my mother has been nagging me to get a job even though discord is my job. We had family and cousins over for dinner once and they were discussing their job prospects , My cousin is a firefighter and was talking about how physically exhausting it can be to climb ladders and manage the fire equipment. I also say that my job is hard and that my fingers get tired and that i have to do special hand/finger stretches so i dont get carpal tunnel. I heard my brother smirk and i realized that none of them take what i love to do seriously, so i stormed back to my room A few weeks passed and i was in the middle of getting a promotion and training to become an admin when my mother opened the door and asked to speak to me , i sighed and deafened myself since i was on call, She looked at me with sad eyes and said 'Honey your father and i are kicking you out in 2 weeks if you dont get a job" , I replied telling her that once again this is my job, she then asked if i make any money from it which i replied one of the owners bought me a month of nitro for helping manage a discord raid, she told me that she didnt understand what nitro was or what a raid was, she once again told me or thats it, I am 28 years old, this is my dream and my passion, i am in the middle of completing my training and getting my admin certificate, i dont even want to imagine what my kittens would do without me if i cant go on my pc to use discord What should i do? Any advice? Please help me because i am serious

2025-11-23 01:43:00 GMT

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2025-11-22 22:37:16 GMT

Gettin chiggy
Chest riggy
Blicky wit da switch
Gon' wig piggy

2025-11-22 18:55:51 GMT

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2025-11-22 05:43:25 GMT

If it doesn't get cold soon I'm going to kill you

2025-11-22 03:56:34 GMT

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I'm going to pull out my odd eyebrow hairs that are four times as long as the rest and take them to three different gamestops so I can make roughly $12 per hour in credit

2025-11-22 03:51:00 GMT

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$5 per egg is a good deal

2025-11-22 03:40:21 GMT

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Wow that's crazy. I can't believe that
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Is this really true?

2025-11-22 02:21:17 GMT

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Billy Methodists

2025-11-22 00:40:34 GMT

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My church is flooded with single men who want to get married and have as many babies as God gives them, and single women who want to stay single until suddenly there's a guy who makes the kind of money she deserves to have.

2025-11-21 04:56:13 GMT

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Thwy'll go out of their way to replace words to comply with tiktok/youtube retardspeak requirements (unalive) but leave in words that are entirely wrong

2025-11-21 04:35:35 GMT

HAving giant captions and subtitles on every video is bad enough when they're accurate. People who use AI for them should be run through a Play-doh extruder.

2025-11-21 02:34:31 GMT

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2025-11-20 13:30:51 GMT

Italian deer
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2025-11-20 04:20:06 GMT

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Maybe. I don't have a cdl yet so I can only drive them on site. I don't use them much.

2025-11-20 04:16:48 GMT

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Our auto dump trucks and grapple trucks have Allisons and they're all more attractive and pass better than any human trannies.

2025-11-19 02:59:29 GMT

Ski bin di Laden

2025-11-19 02:28:57 GMT

I'm trusted to drive a 40,000 lb loader down a major road during rush hour for miles with no escort and no cdl, btw

2025-11-19 02:01:33 GMT

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2025-11-19 01:58:02 GMT

This new keyboard feels really nice. I think I'll be doing a lot more typing from now on nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger ngieer nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigge rnigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nggier nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigge gniger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger ngiger ngiger niger igenigr nigger nigeer nigger nigg er nigger nigger nigge r nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger niggger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger niger jgi niger ige n igger nigger nigger niggere tnigniger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigee

2025-11-19 01:40:43 GMT

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Neither of those are attractive