Short, fat, bald, old, ugly, poor, lazy, and stupid. Small dick, shitty personality, my jokes aren't funny, and my hygiene is generally poor. Slovenly blathering idiot with extremely few redeeming qualities. Continued interactions with me will tend to be generally ungood for your overall mental health. Anyone who follows me is understood to have made an obviously unwise choice. "An apt demonstration of God's cruel sense of humor." -Father William O'Malley "One of the strongest living arguments for the pro-choice position." -Horace Fremond, editor in chief of Catholic Times
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Last Notes npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal They keep jailing the capable Brits for objecting to being raped and murdered so I hope every last wig wearing traitor gets gaddafi'd npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal okay okay you're gay I got it npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal He looked really angry and short in the moments leading up to it. As if he was irritated about the nature and primate talk in some personal way. npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal Looks like he blocked me lol. He helped me so much and I hope he is doing well. #note144m…5sgs npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/d7d4adbddc9cd8c40cc89e726ae28a8b8c6180251605c6e5486b385366830590.png npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal Coworker going through a bone crushing divorce right now. Married 15 years with two kids and the oldest boy, 12 years old, is seeing everything. His wife just decided to change completely one day. She dropped the act is more like it. And then she has new boyfriend and is treating her own kids like pfft whatever, not caring if they go to school, taking them to a clothing store she likes to browse for a few hours on the weekends and calling that being a mom, and just generally being a neglectful cunt who sleeps in until noon all day. He's crushed, but the dumb bitch is not playing her prospective divorce case very well at all. She moved out, she is verifiably indifferent to spending time with her kids, her kids are disgusted and will probably never trust or respect or like her as much from now on to say the least. It's a shitshow. I'm letting that guy have his phonecalls and fifteen minute text breaks and repeating the most hurtful elements of his situation to me over and over. I just don't want him to cancel his 02 subscription. We need his help lol. npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal Everyone knows you're a Dorito girl, though, so you don't count. npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal Didn't hear about the mac addresses, and you certainly could be right. I suppose I want to see if they try and shut the world down again because of the election; and then there was that credible rumor that they have another "pandemic exercise" planned for 2025-2027. I just want the whole thing to blow up in their faces, like all their evil plots end up genociding themselves instead of their intended targets. *sigh* npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/00f38a9f8ae9968f43ee303ebec7e62335c6ab14189f2e13723470ab9b7151b5.png npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/17cbd39997a1e25fb55bd36bd33e7adf69f0e16903053b42f46fdb03196d2bc5.png npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/15e6a109a846d700eae7344094b2ad6c1c17c5017c5b613c13e3a0afb7c74973.png npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal If you're bad at crime they send you to a school with guys who are more experienced. npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal The golf courses should mostly go away with the boomers. I've seen two go belly up and bulldozed for condos in the last 20 years. We'll need the water more than the sport. npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal My wife and I love Thai iced tea and it's officially iced tea season, but she's off of caffeine because she's breastfeeding. Getting it out in the wild is hopeless as everywhere that sells Thai iced tea makes it so sweet that a spoon would stand straight up in it. It's like the tea's just a type one diabetes delivery system for everyone besides my wife and I. Came home and she made me a gallon and a half of the good homemade stuff even though she can't drink it. The drawstring in my swim trunks got pulled into the waistband and, after some unsuccessful poking and pinching at it, I decided it was a lost cause. It was fixed the next day. My wife just smiled when I asked her about it. Shit like that to her is no big thing but it means a lot to me. npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/98277ebe6817d6f67fc5a2e89667b348744a1c576585895592629dc25403520b.jpg npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal What does take the ticket mean in this context? npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal I'm in 14, and the window seat guy will soon own no vital signs and everyone will be happy. npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/cdf9b8cd9853cc9fc68a31e04e4233803db2e3daaf9d62ca5405141e531fc1ff.png npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal That's a very handsome opinion, pain-feeler. It looks good on you npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal Your brain is too porn addled for me to have anything close to a successful convo lol npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal I want some vital stats from you, quid pro quo like in silence of the lambs, Clarice. Tell me about why aren't surrounded by a harem of pregnant 13 year old supermodels? npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal That's a very make yourself placated and happy bet! All the cool kids stick to self-gratifying bs (belief systems) npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal The only dead bedroom is the one between your ears, guy who wants to fuck kids npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/b94ba74dda065a551773f9d7d69a5fa22d03d6cccead808b6e46146f488070f6.png npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal Ugh, it would've been better if I had my head straight when you were skimming off unruly gabfags and then you could keep all of it. People I like like you and I feel like I let all of them down. But, pain and time are the only things that can teach me anything, apparently. Cheers.