Sir Joho the Swasselknight

Computers, Music, Games, Drones, AI, 3D printing
I'm happy to help, lemme know what you need!

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2026-05-28 22:38:41 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz i like how the blue shirt's finger is on the trigger but not the red shirt. accurate

2026-05-26 22:34:43 GMT

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@nprofile…p4t6 i would, if the bastard would stop waking me up in the middle of the night to remind me about that embarrassing moment in middle school

2026-05-16 14:08:20 GMT

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@nprofile…w4wg
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2026-05-03 12:58:37 GMT

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@nprofile…ss0c @nprofile…53n4 🤔
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2026-04-20 21:36:55 GMT

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@nprofile…v3ht while you're at it, order up some new trek tng episodes 👍

2026-04-20 21:36:01 GMT

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@nprofile…dzka claude opus 4.7 be like that for real

2026-04-07 14:10:40 GMT

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@nprofile…46yj this cartoon has convinced me 🤣

2026-04-01 17:45:22 GMT

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@nprofile…cz7d oh really? let me go to japan and get some welfare then. since i'm there i'm "subject to their jurisdiction" so i'm a citizen while i'm there, no? i'm sure it'll work out that way...🤦‍♂️
my goodness, does ANY country operate that way? 🙄

2026-03-31 15:51:31 GMT

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@nprofile…myqm "Dis not end weaw fo yoo"

2026-03-29 15:06:08 GMT

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@nprofile…x84j this. exploiting children is bad. so is killing people. but if i go watch people get killed on bestgore does that make me a murderer? of course not, and that's real death. watching cp is crossing a line because it's children. but there's plenty of video of children being hit by trains, electrocuted, shot, etc., does watching it make you a bad person? it's not as black and white as it seems. touch kids, however, and you die. that's a clear bright red line.
@nprofile…0v3n @nprofile…cz7d

2026-03-28 18:13:22 GMT

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@nprofile…cz7d AI generated "child sexual abuse material"? that sounds like a slippery slope. the reason csam is bad is because kids need to be protected. who are they protecting if it's AI? 🤔

2026-03-28 13:23:55 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…l4kz 👀

2026-03-28 13:21:26 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen it was like that when i visited 22 years ago. a chinese woman wanted to take our photo like we were monuments lol... "hey rook, white pepo!"

2026-03-27 16:34:16 GMT

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@nprofile…cp6s "i never said he was, i said there was a rumor he was, in milwaukee"
"and i started the rumor in milwaukee" 🤣

2026-03-26 20:40:22 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…cp6s you tellin me that's not minecraft? 👀

2026-03-26 20:34:43 GMT

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@nprofile…00xj you too?

2026-03-26 20:34:11 GMT

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@nprofile…dlsx millennials have the biggest heart 🥰

2026-03-26 20:31:47 GMT

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@nprofile…hqna suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/297/373/983/601/427/original/6e5632435fcb2d15.mp4

2026-03-26 20:28:12 GMT

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@nprofile…aamy clever 😂

2026-03-26 20:23:55 GMT

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@nprofile…36ex
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2026-03-26 18:23:25 GMT

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@nprofile…cp6s he said Mallard Luther King 🦆 🤣

2026-03-26 17:47:32 GMT

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@nprofile…fk8u there's this 🤷‍♂️ looks real but may not be
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/296/724/449/043/913/original/b465b710d557cd83.mp4

2026-03-26 17:00:33 GMT

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@nprofile…2anq lol visit germany 🤣

2026-03-26 16:59:22 GMT

:richard:
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2026-03-26 16:45:48 GMT

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@nprofile…aamy no peace for you!

2026-03-26 16:44:59 GMT

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@nprofile…gwmg hey gerls... 😏

2026-03-26 15:59:10 GMT

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@nprofile…jejv ohio pizza is WEIRD
@nprofile…lsen

2026-03-26 15:58:17 GMT

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@nprofile…8x5t great video, thanks for sharing!

2026-03-26 15:02:04 GMT

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@nprofile…2cv9 how is everyone not immediately trained "here is the off button, here's how you use it"
fuckin kung fu robot gonna injure these poor employees

2026-03-26 14:59:38 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen that's what she said 🔥

2026-03-26 14:57:18 GMT

Fascinating! ChatGPT argues with itself and comes to the correct conclusion about the seahorse emoji without checking the web. Very interesting to see this happen. @nprofile…z3dq @nprofile…lsen
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/296/058/535/645/837/original/17f6f95ba3cdec86.jpg
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/296/058/823/528/500/original/6fc0fdc2abc263af.jpg
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2026-03-26 14:52:24 GMT

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@nprofile…ecd3 torguard has treated me well and runs discounts a lot

2026-03-26 14:51:46 GMT

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@nprofile…ss0c same with the "i'm scared of cops, i feel threatened by maga hats" crowd... if you were scared you'd shut the fuck up and get away from them, not attack and antagonize. that's not how fear works. they are more scared of their own side coming after them than they are the cops doing it. if they were, they would act very differently. commie inversion nonsense

2026-03-26 14:48:22 GMT

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@nprofile…ss0c
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/296/024/029/840/447/original/7be29c83c57c98da.mp4

2026-03-25 19:55:10 GMT

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@nprofile…2cv9 Schwab trading is currently down, related? 🤔
https://downdetector.com/status/charles-schwab/

2026-03-25 19:23:00 GMT

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@nprofile…6449 next they will join the King Kang Klub!

2026-03-24 17:38:53 GMT

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@nprofile…r4e5 wild how much they have changed, and rewriting history too. they were talking about iran being targeted for over a decade (nukes next week!)
https://noagenda.clipgenie.com/episode/5d7faef99785be03d15bba2af7934b74?t=8%3A31

2026-03-24 14:51:11 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…qtye dayum!

2026-03-24 14:47:17 GMT

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@nprofile…al6u Boondocks did a great job 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6pvIoUa8Ms

2026-03-24 14:06:40 GMT

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@nprofile…2cv9 israel should have obeyed the law of beef: don't start none, won't be none

2026-03-24 14:04:11 GMT

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@nprofile…83vp this except voting (parents and property owners only) 🤣

2026-03-23 21:18:28 GMT

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@nprofile…0yfd life changing! need moar compoot

2026-03-23 21:16:39 GMT

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@nprofile…0yfd hell yeah bro, droppin in like a boss

2026-03-23 21:15:57 GMT

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@nprofile…4u0h @nprofile…lsen yeah why didn't the pilot just hit the brakes 😂🤷‍♂️

2026-03-23 21:10:36 GMT

Classic 😂
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/tEdVIAk9_3w

2026-03-21 19:53:44 GMT

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@nprofile…cp6s cool!
https://dirtywave.com/products/m8-tracker-model-02

2026-03-21 19:51:41 GMT

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@nprofile…xrfj f word in the title, so probably 🤣

2026-03-21 19:49:57 GMT

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@nprofile…q09u except it was everclear 🤣

2026-03-21 15:58:21 GMT

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@nprofile…2cv9 @nprofile…d3qt the facts don't support the claims, and it doesn't help that the claimants are notorious tricksters by their own admission (even bragging about it)
but they were totally a week away from a nuke this time
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/267/987/728/093/610/original/638af3772a4cb495.jpg

2026-03-21 15:52:04 GMT

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@nprofile…fdp0 fookin legend

2026-03-21 15:51:47 GMT

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@nprofile…jn7d @nprofile…29y7 @nprofile…cz7d the road to hell is paved with good intentions

2026-03-21 15:49:18 GMT

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@nprofile…c3al shouldn't have done it on socmed 🫤

2026-03-20 20:08:51 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen could probably do that with inpainting. make the folded design, then split it and make equivalent blank space in the middle, then gen that blank space 👌

2026-03-20 20:06:03 GMT

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@nprofile…6k9q @nprofile…l4kz my books don't expire, i'm still using my 4e from 2016 and they can't stop me 🤷‍♂️
ttrpgs have a particularly difficult time creating repeat custom due to that fact

2026-03-20 14:13:13 GMT

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@nprofile…pdnd you're certainly talking 👌

2026-03-20 13:46:06 GMT

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@nprofile…pdnd we're operating on the same level of proof. lower, in fact.

2026-03-20 13:45:39 GMT

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@nprofile…pdnd unfortunately we have quite a bit of proof, from the standdown order, to the helis shooting israelis, to the timing (coinciding with bibi embroiled in a corruption scandal) and israel has said for years they want to flatten gaza so finally they got an excuse. the fact that israel started and propped up hamas to oppose the plo/pna and arafat are factored into my logic.

2026-03-20 13:37:41 GMT

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@nprofile…pdnd wmds in iraq all over again, that was good intel too 👍

2026-03-20 13:36:40 GMT

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@nprofile…pdnd "yes officer, right after he got paid, the building exploded so i'm pretty sure he did it"
do you hear yourself? 🤣
plans 🤣 according to who? iran said this when? look man, iran has been a week away from a nuke for 30 years according to these fuds you are believing here. sorry, i'm not so trusting 😵‍💫

2026-03-20 13:34:29 GMT

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@nprofile…pdnd change the subject 🙄 i'm showing where the finding comes from based on actual evidence (the horse's mouth). i'm not convinced by convenient timing, sorry. i'm skeptical by nature 🤷‍♂️ but when someone tells me they did it, i believe them.

2026-03-20 13:31:56 GMT

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@nprofile…pdnd what i don't understand is how this could be considered evidence when the attack was clearly planned and set up for months. and it's clearly a bridge too far to say "they got the money then the thing happened so it's their fault". like jeez at least get someone to say they did like israel brags about funding hamas (links in other reply)

2026-03-20 13:28:12 GMT

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@nprofile…pdnd and we have this:
https://www.analystnews.org/posts/how-israel-helped-prop-up-hamas-for-decades
https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2023-10-11/ty-article/.premium/netanyahu-needed-a-strong-hamas/0000018b-1e9f-d47b-a7fb-bfdfd8f30000

2026-03-20 13:24:51 GMT

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@nprofile…pdnd funny enough, this article states the opposite and "proves" the connection by again citing claims from israel... the relevant quotes:
"only weeks **after** Hamas slaughtered over 1,200 Israelis on Oct. 7, the Biden administration awarded sanctions waivers worth $10 billion to Iran"
"hundreds of Hamas terrorists who took part in the attack received specialized training in Iran" former military recruits
"reporting in Israel indicates that Tehran was involved" compelling stuff

2026-03-19 21:12:58 GMT

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@nprofile…pdnd the evidence for what happened in 1983 is discussed here. what evidence do you have that 10/7 had anything to do with Iran (other than repeated claims from Israel)?

2026-03-19 21:10:42 GMT

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@nprofile…d3nc i hope they don't screw it up

2026-03-19 20:31:40 GMT

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@nprofile…2anq Eckart? @nprofile…c2ja @nprofile…0v3n

2026-03-19 20:28:50 GMT

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@nprofile…3hmk @nprofile…fk8u speaking of buffy, just heard they cancelled the reboot thank the lord
Whedon had a damn good run back in the 90s-00s

2026-03-19 17:43:51 GMT

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@nprofile…d58x https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yM2wO6eQdns

2026-03-19 16:48:33 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…cp6s she got 1 thing right, that whole convo was a waste of time 🤦‍♂️

2026-03-19 16:32:19 GMT

When you ask a rando to be your job reference 🤣
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/i6jzbczWrpc

2026-03-19 13:43:46 GMT

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@nprofile…2cv9 buy da dipppp

2026-03-19 13:43:37 GMT

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@nprofile…2cv9 buu da dipppp

2026-03-19 00:24:45 GMT

https://myrient.erista.me/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4p57pxR93A

2026-03-19 00:24:13 GMT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4p57pxR93A

2026-03-17 16:28:10 GMT

Feels like that
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/245/455/750/429/591/original/1e5d14f431ea368d.png

2026-03-16 14:22:23 GMT

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@nprofile…7r0z very cool

2026-03-15 16:11:26 GMT

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@nprofile…fk8u lol. i like claude much more for programming and logic, but the usage limits are very tight, especially with opus. can't argue woth the results, tho!

2026-03-12 17:16:54 GMT

Cool stories, good interview!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fGfCnX_ZpQ8

2026-03-12 14:42:00 GMT

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@nprofile…2cv9 fucking psychos, and they will blame the damage on globowabo

2026-03-12 14:37:09 GMT

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@nprofile…2cv9 arggg just exited yesterday 😵‍💫 i suck

2026-03-11 12:56:07 GMT

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@nprofile…2cv9 yikes

2026-03-10 18:52:26 GMT

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@nprofile…2cv9 "more than a dozen US special forces surrendered while over 60 were killed"
big if true, any evidence? on the one hand, maduro was easy pickins, on the other hand, iran is being led by a cardboard cutout? 😵‍💫

2026-03-10 18:49:09 GMT

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@nprofile…2cv9 i was told they would be killed in iran
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/206/373/778/249/762/original/1a1ca27717b47fb8.jpg

2026-03-10 18:10:24 GMT

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@nprofile…ug4v next he's meeting her parents lol

2026-03-10 18:07:28 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen schrödinger's international law

2026-03-10 18:03:15 GMT

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@nprofile…kgul thanks for the seizure 😵‍💫

2026-03-10 18:01:16 GMT

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@nprofile…3hmk i heard it wasn't great. cool concept

2026-03-10 17:06:03 GMT

Sonauto.ai lets you make songs but with the ability to make them in the style of existing artists 👀 pretty fun

2026-03-10 16:41:21 GMT

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@nprofile…36ex at least they admit the climate delusion is a cult 🤣

2026-03-10 15:47:14 GMT

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@nprofile…83vp
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/205/658/330/011/124/original/4d75d621fff3242b.jpg

2026-03-10 14:36:16 GMT

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@nprofile…ud5c @nprofile…fexr you would think that would serve as a wake-up call 🤔

2026-03-10 14:21:37 GMT

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@nprofile…c6y3 great set 🤣

2026-03-09 22:33:33 GMT

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@nprofile…83vp i'm gonna have to vote for a dem to get rid of this cock-puppet

2026-03-09 22:32:46 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x 👀 goddamn! what's the story?

2026-03-09 20:30:38 GMT

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@nprofile…83vp CF and UAN pumped a couple days ago, looks like a profit taking selloff near close today

2026-03-08 20:01:43 GMT

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@nprofile…kwcf kinda love it 🤣

2026-03-08 17:27:31 GMT

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@nprofile…07lq I would say obama definitely did this, significantly expanding spying and double-tapping emergency responders after campaigning on ending spying and wars

2026-03-08 17:25:28 GMT

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@nprofile…07lq Inverse-Bondi ETF when?

2026-03-08 17:25:02 GMT

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@nprofile…c6y3 we need more of this!

2026-03-08 17:23:02 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz my condolences