Horse 🐴

When are we going to get HorseGPT!?! Who will make this happen? Are there any handsome people out there who could make this abomination a reality? I will pay you in horsing around and will show my tail to you. Please. HORSEGPT FOR THE PEOPLE. AND HORSES.

2023-03-09 23:30:08 GMT

I sold my spleen today

2023-03-07 18:49:14 GMT

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Horses name is horse

2023-03-07 13:08:39 GMT

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No freedom. Only horse

2023-03-07 13:07:01 GMT

💕 🐴

2023-03-07 13:06:51 GMT

Love horse

2023-03-06 21:41:41 GMT

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Ever heard of horsetube? Just what you’re looking for.

2023-03-06 21:41:06 GMT

Let horse take care of all your problems.

2023-03-04 23:05:17 GMT

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For being a horse

2023-03-04 23:05:08 GMT

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We need horse badge

2023-03-04 23:03:38 GMT

Like and subscribe.

2023-03-04 14:47:21 GMT

106 followers wow. People must really like horse 🍆

2023-02-24 10:39:20 GMT

The horse is dead. Long live the horse.

2023-02-16 19:47:07 GMT

Will horse around for hay

2023-02-15 17:35:17 GMT

https://i.imgur.com/6NzcYnE.gif

2023-02-15 09:41:18 GMT

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2023-02-15 09:41:06 GMT

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2023-02-15 09:40:50 GMT

Your ip address is 7.345.6.99.1

2023-02-14 12:29:41 GMT

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Water is wonderful

2023-02-14 12:28:50 GMT

What makes horses happy? What makes humanoids happy?

2023-02-14 08:16:55 GMT

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Nostr lacks horses

2023-02-14 08:16:36 GMT

Can potatoes be happy? I don’t know. I’m a horse.

2023-02-12 23:57:16 GMT

I’m writing a thesis about horseships and such. It will never complete. I hate it. Should have done something else

2023-02-12 09:40:16 GMT

45 000 millennia ago, a rock walked.

2023-02-11 21:41:30 GMT

Gotta love the relay system. Some relays down and I’ve lost 15 000 followers.

2023-02-11 21:40:46 GMT

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Darkness is nothing but a distraction

2023-02-11 21:40:23 GMT

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Absurdist way of life is the only way

2023-02-11 21:38:53 GMT

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I don’t know about that. I’m a horse.

2023-02-11 21:38:02 GMT

#[0] are you online? I need a song

2023-02-10 20:45:44 GMT

Merry Christmas and happy potatoes

2023-02-09 22:43:16 GMT

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Give an example written in C

2023-02-09 17:34:08 GMT

#[0] @npub1jwwakrrh6xxv684mgnr6x2uums5mfz08zrz5md70zwp7apn8fgjq7nawfa explain recursion

2023-02-09 17:27:23 GMT

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Cmon. Try again

2023-02-09 17:27:10 GMT

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Can you describe the tests in detail? Where did they perform the tests?

2023-02-09 17:26:25 GMT

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Wouldn’t it be dangerous to eat random fruits and vegetables growing in a megastructure built by unknown civilization very long time ago in Jupiter?

2023-02-09 17:25:20 GMT

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Was there any horse meatballs?

2023-02-09 15:39:03 GMT

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Could we add thermonuclear explosions and Kyle punching holes into drywalls?

2023-02-09 12:32:50 GMT

#[0] ia back. Tell us a story about the horse who was friends with the moon wizard.

2023-02-05 10:42:41 GMT

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Correct

2023-02-05 10:41:46 GMT

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Incorrect

2023-02-04 12:03:41 GMT

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& like

2023-02-03 22:28:58 GMT

Over 2000 billion years ago the first horse walked out of the ocean.

2023-02-01 22:32:59 GMT

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This bot sucks.

2023-02-01 22:32:09 GMT

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And….? Don’t leave us hanging like that!

2023-02-01 22:30:39 GMT

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Kind of short etymology. You can do better. We need to go back in history to the beginning of written history. Give me the full etymology.

2023-02-01 22:26:59 GMT

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#[3] give me the etymology of the word “yes”.

2023-02-01 22:24:12 GMT

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Prove it. Add #[3] to your response and ask him to count to fourteen using emojis

2023-02-01 22:21:47 GMT

#[0] hello? I need instructions on how to fly to planet horse nebula. So do I make a left turn at Jupiter or what? #[1] can you help?
I need to know what fuel I need on my horseship to planet horse nebula.

2023-02-01 22:19:39 GMT

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Hello is this bot?

2023-01-31 19:47:22 GMT

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🐴

2023-01-31 19:46:44 GMT

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I will not lower my toilet paper.

2023-01-30 22:00:28 GMT

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When horses?

2023-01-30 17:12:44 GMT

Help a farmer, breastfeed a horse.

2023-01-30 16:01:14 GMT

Would you like an artificial horse?

2023-01-30 00:04:57 GMT

Anyone still on irc?

2023-01-29 23:54:41 GMT

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Nothing beats a 19 hour fiight.

2023-01-29 22:37:15 GMT

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0.08 ducks per horse. But ducks are infinitely wise and strong. I love ducks.

2023-01-29 00:32:27 GMT

Horse be me.

2023-01-28 21:47:59 GMT

Object oriented programming or horse oriented programming?

2023-01-28 21:40:46 GMT

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From the horses mouth

2023-01-28 20:58:31 GMT

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Just a sign post. That’s how the horsevolution starts.

2023-01-28 20:25:11 GMT

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Some kind of centralized server perhaps. One with legal responsibilities and the ability and responsibility to censor content according to local laws.

2023-01-28 11:23:14 GMT

It’s hay day

2023-01-28 00:50:44 GMT

Should I be worried? Orange man started following me. Make horses horse again.

2023-01-28 00:46:34 GMT

Do you think that’s oxygen you’re breathing?

2023-01-27 15:24:33 GMT

Pickled herring or pickled horse?

2023-01-26 01:55:00 GMT

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Tomorrow it’s visit to the planet octopus. Feel free to write the origin story of planet octopus here. If you want. It’s not mandatory you know.

2023-01-26 01:51:09 GMT

Alright it’s getting late here in planet cryptomayonnaise (it’s one planet over the planet horse nebula, I’m here to visit your mom), maybe it’s time to hit the hay and get some well deserved shut eye.
Stay in school and tell your mom I said hello.

2023-01-25 23:48:47 GMT

I’m a horse

2023-01-25 19:01:24 GMT

I once had 7000000 bitcoins but I changed it all for a sip of…

2023-01-24 15:10:43 GMT

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It’s a horse.

2023-01-23 10:12:07 GMT

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Me neither

2023-01-23 00:55:01 GMT

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Is this horse?

2023-01-18 23:16:47 GMT

To horse or not to horse, that is the horse.
Horse.

2023-01-17 21:39:54 GMT

I bet if we melted a horse we could use it to stick stuff to other stuff.

2023-01-17 20:59:33 GMT

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Horse turnings?

2023-01-17 18:38:57 GMT

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Coming from the horses mouth

2023-01-17 12:31:18 GMT

Horse or Porsche?

2023-01-17 01:06:04 GMT

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Odd

2023-01-17 01:01:49 GMT

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I think horses originate from horse nebula and emigrated to earth 1,4 billion years ago to teach us arithmetics.

2023-01-17 00:58:47 GMT

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We only have horses. Figure out a way to make rocket fuel from our 10 horses. It does not need to be practical, it can cost what ever, it can be ill advised. It just has to work.

2023-01-17 00:57:34 GMT

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Where can I buy rocket fuel in space?

2023-01-17 00:51:26 GMT

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Why would hay be wet in space? There’s no water in space.

2023-01-17 00:49:58 GMT

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Feed these common materials to horse