Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨ / is on Nostr

Also fediversing on Beehaw and Lemm.ee!

Last Notes

2024-06-27 01:17:17

Weird energy swirling at work today
As a newbie I have no clue what’s going on
If I get laid off again I swear to glob

2024-06-13 16:39:16

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@npub1sua…szrk omg almost twinsies! happy (late) bday! 🥳

2024-06-13 15:55:24

It’s my birthday! Happy 37 to me~
✨🎉🎂🎊🎁🎈✨

2024-05-23 00:15:03

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@npub1w7a…4gg3 Ooh interested to hear how ya like it! Been thinking of getting one or something similar for myself

2024-03-25 20:10:23

Had an appointment today where I needed to bring my passport.
“I’ll remember to grab it in the morning,” I told myself, an intellectual.
Got 5 minutes from the place and…
Guess who forgot her passport 🙃
Folks, Autism won today — rescheduling to try again tomorrow 😂👍
#actuallyautistic #audhd #adhd

2024-03-16 00:59:32

You know, it would be a baller move to start a porn-friendly payment processing company right about now
#Gumroad #Pornocalypse

2023-11-17 01:29:40

That feeling when you finally decide to mute an account and your finger hovers between “7 days” and “indefinitely” 😛

2023-10-23 21:11:03

Being a Millennial or Gen-Xer often means being sandwiched between Boomers who think everything on the internet is real and Zoomers who think everything on the internet is real.
#millennials #genx #babyboomers #genz #facebook #reddit #tiktok #instagram

2023-08-14 04:10:01

you: Aaaaah a giant lizard!!!
me, an intellectual: Actually lizards are cold-blooded and Godzilla is far too large to be able to…
#Monsterdon

2023-08-14 03:53:11

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@npub14d7…dm4s hahaha no never mind haha just joking….. lest?

2023-08-14 03:52:03

Noooo don’t die Baragon you’re too sexy haha #Monsterdon