Nostr as of 2/23 A Father that floats in a tube, thinks, and talks about BTC. I’m a chronic shitposter, nothing I say should be taken too seriously.
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2025-02-11T13:17:33Z Event JSON
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Last Notes npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Cool performance but who is this out of tune mumble guy? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon The best part was the watermelon 🍉 or the Windu cut. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Tap tap…is this on? 😂 https://blossom.primal.net/83a6d6e51ac0d8b573fd0840594bf41ef244296ba8a70ccd715c427687c0d631.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Yes, please see DM’s, wondering if we are facing a Nostr problem as I still don’t see any messages from you. The box is ready to go but wanted to confirm the address. Didn’t see one on the website and I’m not interested in loosing this book in the mail. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon And I bet you’re a happier person for it! Glad to have you here. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon 💯 % right!!! But it’s also a lot of fun! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Tell me you don’t understand, without saying you don’t understand. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I count 24 posts. Hahahaha npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon We only want the BEST Oceans! Golden oceans. You are going to be sooo sick of winning! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Why settle for one??? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Want to feel like a genius? Buy Bitcoin everyday, stop checking your email during a bear, wait for the inevitable run up. Go back and check your emails from a few months ago. https://blossom.primal.net/ec684db9d8da9b6b0c0ce558a8d6156a7a9c0cc69924de5a38b3e72caaad5a3f.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I’m sorry for your loss….of generational wealth. 😂 Have fun out there! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon My wife might not go for that…. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Here I thought you were joking about rolling dicks for entropy….seems you have a long history of it. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon They are the best, unfortunately they are bad optics for rolling when your a head in a tube. Can’t have THAT go viral. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Cash is backed by nothing and anyone that wants to send me Bitcoin, can. If Bitcoin isn’t worth anything then why use it as digital currency? Who wants to be the next Bitcoin Jesus and send 5 Bitcoin to random people in the street? Bitcoin needs to be a store of value before it can be a means of transaction. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Beware of the pirate clankers! https://blossom.primal.net/1f64b6cbd945d963a1aa80892630dd62417b20a0bdb5019c824c3295ec9ff3ec.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Price of Tomorrow. Exponential growth takes 2 or more times to understand. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Bone dice really are the best. I like the femur sized ones but getting the balance is a real challenge. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon The other thing that’s brought up EVERY TIME in the parking lot: We keep our eyes UP, Our ears OUT, And our head ON A SWIVEL! Gotta keep them prepared and safe! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Before anyone gets all bent out of shape; this is a brown trout. We only got one and it was delicious but we were targeting king and coho. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon “Is that a tool or a toy?” Questions I ask everyday with the kids. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Go live your best life friends! Fishing trip was a success and 20+ lbs of the best salmon is processed and in the deep freeze! https://blossom.primal.net/e9aaaa55ceeaa8344f96ec29a17bfe977f99c7042fffd88e4964f37aa5d69339.jpg npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I kinda want to add it now…does that make me a bad head in a tube? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Because CC had the best Bitcoin Only, “we are for serious Bitcoiners” marketing. If you set it up right you touch it once then use Nunchuck to pull new receive addresses every few months and don’t think about the security but maybe once a year. Not saying it’s right but I can imagine it. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Must be the cost to live in California or NYC. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon People that only bought once as a ‘position’ in their portfolio? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Wow - you just convinced me with your compelling argument. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Fish away, you have no idea what I believe and any of your preconceived notions are probably wrong. I’m a head in a tube and it doesn’t matter what I think about politics as the bombs keep dropping - fyi I have no problems with criticizing Trump. My problem is that 95% of the criticisms are asinine as numerous examples of both parties can be found doing the same thing they are complaining about and the 5% gets drowned out. https://blossom.primal.net/53cc51e67fc4f4c5049cdd44bced5c235257f04b589a33459d2cb67abc7e3aa3.jpg npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Yes, and I hate that Trump started a war in Iran. Do you support President Obama and his 7ish wars, all the bombs he dropped, and the fact he tripled down on droning after running an anti drone campaign? https://blossom.primal.net/71e03da0a0a7e8e64c71613ff168b1aff8a4aebe148596022359f9657f2921ce.jpg npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon We are talking about the guy that droned more people than any other President, including Americans right? https://blossom.primal.net/711acb1e6b60452f915d0547ea472a40bbdce66177e57b47fa7cec4f37957e7e.jpg npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Fish cleaning station? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Don’t threaten me with a good time. What is it? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Changing the consensus SHOULD be hard AF. It should be one of the top reasons you Bitcoin. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I’m telling my kids this is the origin of the open mouth thumbnail. Stay humble my friends. #nevent1q…pzcs npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Yeah if you don’t change it, it’s gonna DIE! This time it’s DIFFERENT!!! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Sometimes real life is crazier than you can imagine. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon GM - work is worky but I get see some out of town family this evening so life is good! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Is your family anything like mine? We show up for funerals, weddings, and parties. Don’t ever go into debt for a party, but don’t deprive them of a chance to celebrate a once-in-a-lifetime event. Sorry not sorry I crashed the eloping side of the debate. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon You can throw a banger of a wedding for 300+ reception for about 10k, granted that was more then a few years ago and we cut every corner we could but my Aunt who had a boat wedding (and is ALWAYS a one upper) conceded ours was better. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I’m calling bs, based on some quick research that appears to match the graph, the state data is based on ‘self reporting’. It could be Texas and other ‘less prepared’ states have more residents that don’t think it’s any of said pollers f’in business. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Still can’t get over this one… https://blossom.primal.net/c7195df720cf9bc075c0de353981adc7a64d123a3598cde5b19319c6789c6f59.jpg npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon When dealing with fiat they don’t really work on the weekends. Say a quick prayer to the fiat gods that tomorrow you get squared away. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Same the last few weeks his voice was back at 100%. I was thinking 4 more years no problem….you never know when your ticket will be punched. I know the newsletter says Adam will continue but idk if the show would ever be the same. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Sad day for Gitmo nation. This news is devastating. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon No clue but as far as I can tell it’s changing the rules, doesn’t solve the problem it claims too, and its followers are telling me it’s the REAL Bitcoin and everything will suck if it doesn’t work. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Does anyone else see the similarities of arguments between Bitcoin Cash and BIP110? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon If you aren’t failing, you aren’t trying! Thanks for the laugh! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Are you highly selective? I try to find pain points and then explain the current system to them. Any suggestions? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon My orange pill rate is abysmal. Friends are too busy and miss the forest for the trees and acquaintances are getting drinking water from a fire hydrant. But carry on we must, with the help of our wine and whiskey! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Shit I tell anyone that will listen you gotta put this money into Bitcoin and not expect to touch it for 10-20 years. It’s not easy riding the emotional roller coaster but it is that simple. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Is it really music if you can understand the lyrics? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon A quick search for ‘largest mass murder in the last 150 years might enlighten this guy. He fact drops but omits the part where Soviet Russia and Communist China murdered hundreds of millions of people. Iran has a long history of cruelty and violence in history but recent history suggests they fund a ton of terrorism. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Now you can sell it as a survival tool! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Naw, just push harder…just don’t push so hard you break a shaft. Lol npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Shop smart, shop S-Mart! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Don’t tolerate intolerance! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon What every boy needs! #nevent1q…6jmg npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Have you tried tuning on all the taps - it sounds like you have air in the pipes. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon There’s a bad joke in here…. Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems many thousands of electrical connections." The last said, "Actually, it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I’ve read the book of Satoshi. Why don’t we just ask them for clarification? Why the would one of the richest people in the world just disappear and not spend a single Sat? People will stop HODLing when they are ready to spend. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon 21m/♾️ npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Sooo it’s Bitcoin and Cores fault for being a free market and not following what you *think* it should be doing? It sounds like you’re calling Bitcoin dead…I’m no OG but I’ve heard that a 1000x and yet every time I look at (insert 💩 coin) vs Bitcoin over 5 years I only see NGD. Your charts are pretty compelling if I wasn’t so sure the $ will print more and I’m confident that Bitcoin will never go beyond 21m. You can keep the monkey jpegs on the “blockchain”. You’re missing the point if you think THAT is the revolutionary technology. Study the history of money. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I don’t agree with everything someone says but 100% agree with the stance @npub10vl…sp42 and @npub1h8n…rpev have to say about BIP110. Anyone that argues you must “pick a side,” needs to spend a few hours watching the movie: A Man For All Seasons. https://fountain.fm/episode/QOdAoEwtewccCimXfqJ0 #nevent1q…0y96 npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon The *REAL* reason the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed! Happy 250! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Pretty sure it’s a Netflix documentary. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Happy 250! May you always be forming a more perfect union. https://blossom.primal.net/241a1a0a5cedd2fc9e142119cc61bf5070c89b3e9eefbf94485e9e81153a2937.jpg npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon https://blossom.primal.net/ff73270e782d983bea330369a0513d9ad6c0bf86756dd58d910d8c6b9537b0ce.jpg npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon You should see my nails, screws, nuts and bolts jars. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon But are they really Bitcoiners if they are crashing out? Here I thought 70% drops were to be expected so Bitcoiners could stack. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Music without rest (or silence) is chaos. It’s the space between notes that make music powerful. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Technically, Rita was the first women on the moon. I suppose they could set up a camera and mock shot this photo. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Soccer should become more like hockey. I would watch that. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Ice cream; it’s the only thing I remember. Subtitle: and how I blamed Russia for booming their own pipeline. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Who is the Orange Ranger? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon “Screw your freedom!” https://blossom.primal.net/bcf1aa0710a24489d5e20376fd0245a522e3ada6dfb036e77f472556f30f04e6.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I hope the ocean consented before it gets penetrated by the shaft and ball. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I forget….why he descended into hell before he assented into heaven? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I was listening to a science podcast that was claiming there is evidence to suggest that fungi are responsible for rain and snow fall. Amazing what we don’t know! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon The problem, is when one forgets WHERE they hid the stash. Especially chocolate. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Sink of swim kid! https://blossom.primal.net/2edb01a8b5a72c542e2e4e12d21cb3cb1e83a3871812f71f22de7e134785bcbc.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Nah she knew me well enough….now if it was ice cream that’s a different story. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Mean…I just got back from the friends house across the state that she didn’t really like….don’t you think I would have offered if I had them for you? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Amongst one of MANY reasons. 😂 I was like who tf thinks it’s a good idea to eat brownies from a margarine container in a car??!!!? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Nearly won me a ‘drink’ competition amongst several families for a Friendsgiving drinking event. Try it with OJ - I’ll never go back to vodka. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Ah yes, reminds me of the time an ex (non partaker) found “brownies” in a country crock container in the back of my vehicle and helped themselves to a couple. Good times! https://blossom.primal.net/4cd710ec6ec13bcc8efd93c77be9b58e4946c635ad410b49b6cb04b03a858e6d.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I love peanut butter and whiskey and my wife got me Screwball. Tried one sip and it sat on the shelf for 4 years. Come to find out it’s THE BEST at making screwdrivers or mixed with cran-grape juice. Price is usually expensive as the biggest difference between bourbon and *nearly* everything else is time. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon My kids enjoyed it so much they went back for more! The youngest tried to jump off and ‘stop’ the ride but got dragged a 1/4 way around and had wood chips up and down his back. “Go faster” they said… npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon 🤷 sorry if you only bought once? DCA for the win! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Clearly, you were never taught the “proper way” to drink bourbon. Don’t worry, I can teach you. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Next time we’re in the same town we can have a WW drink down! I’ll bring the whiskey, you bring the wine…it’s the only way to solve this problem. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon No that’s small batch. Tell me you can’t tell the difference between single barrel whiskeys with different mash bills and I’d say you haven’t tried enough whiskey. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon So isn’t ‘real’ whiskey a single barrel? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Idk what’s happening and I don’t care why…but it’s a good day to scoop up some cheap sats! Also screw twatter. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon My CREW! https://blossom.primal.net/ea5a5754a91b20d8111e43b0713d1171a6c15ae0f8d0b93755c4949fb179f164.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Today’s agenda: use Granddads old trailer to pick up cuttings and move them to the burn pile! Go GSD! https://blossom.primal.net/2f18ca14a39bd31c983e8902e70bb7f2ba291bfbf5ab271884f2745f1dd7c00e.jpg npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon You can also be a detective on Nos’ murder case and demand that they give up all their personal info so we can ‘reach out’ to them in the future. “Yes and what was your relationship with the murdered?” “Did she ever express that she had any enemies?” “Pizza delivery” is another favorite. Get upset when they won’t put in an order. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Just be too light to quit. https://blossom.primal.net/86b5ced3c43a45f22bb02413734cad88b39089289f1401157bd9dc6beb5f361c.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon File this one with my Math is racist. Up next writing is racist. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I’m sorry that has to be AI, I didn’t see a single beer.