Part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Take me away. 🇪🇺
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Last Notes npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen We still don't have a date for house move but we can expect it to be in the next few weeks. So we've been looking at fridges and my question is npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen My favourite memory of John Mastodon is when he drank that can of coke by ripping the bottom off with his teeth. What a guy. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen My super awesome t-shirt in the cold light of day: npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Shout-out to New Zealand folk: npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen For the first time ever, I'm going to share a photo of me in my super awesome t-shirt. It glows in the dark! npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen One of my not-shit colleagues has her last day with us tomorrow, so I said I would bake her her own batch of my famous brownies. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Jenkins has decided it's time to moult again. It's so weird because rabbits don't moult all that often. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I had a dream last night that I saw some really cool moss/lichen in the sun on the side of a tree. I wanted to photograph it for the fedi. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Hi guys, just wanted to take a minute to wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year, most of all good health! These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random message and send it on. So I just want to thank you and wish you a happy and fulfilling 2018 - you’re the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for. Ben x npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen "Why don't you just Amazon it?" asks my mum. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/683/668/594/083/867/original/0b210cbe0d6636a8.mp4 npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I did my semi-annual search for "how to exercise for autistic people who hate exercise" and I've learnt two things: npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Casual reminder to go and press that "export data" button on Mastodon. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen This darts, darts, darts final isn't going to be very long, is it? npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I'm assuming someone very popular boosted my original post because I've never had so many replies in one day. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Does anyone have any literature on why having these listening devices in your house is a bad idea? npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I was foolishly pressing the "on" button with my finger. Like a *peasant*. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen My parents have an alexa kettle that can only be turned on by speaking to alexa or using an app. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I was just having a lovely little scroll and keeping watch over you lovely people when I remembered that today, like everyone else around here recently, is my 3rd Fediversary. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Also, why do my parents say they're so proud of me when I'm getting married? npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen We got home and opened all of our cards this afternoon. There were tons. Even the alpacas sent us a card (for real). npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I had about 6 cups of tea yesterday, which is a really strong reason for why my sleep was so bad last night. But I was on the dance floor with my fancy mug. Some people didn't believe it was really tea in there. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I also didn't believe anything anyone said. Telling me I looked beautiful or that the speech was great. I'm like well, you have to say that because this is the day when everyone is nice to me. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen It was a good day. I don't understand where it was supposed to be stressful and I didn't understand why people kept asking if I was nervous or excited. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen The magician was bloody fantastic. Everyone commented on his amazing skills. My cheeks hurt from smiling so much watching him do his stuff. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen When I tried to leave my hotel in the morning to set off to the venue to get ready, my 18 month old niece came to wave me off. She sat in the driver's seat of my car. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen The alpacas were a big hit. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen It's the afternoon after the night before and I don't know how I'm still moving after just over 3 hours of sleep and non-stop socialising. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen 10 minutes until I have to haul myself out of bed and get this party started. Decided I need some background music this morning and I have a playlist setup to just have some good vibes. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Up to now I haven't really understood why weddings are notoriously so stressful. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I want to wear my Fitbit on my wedding day because, much like Google, I feast on all of that lovely, lovely data. I'm curious to see just how fucked up my heart goes that day. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Perks of being an adult: having two advent calendars and using one in November. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Shout out to people who love ebooks but hate Amazon: npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I'm learning about normal faults and reverse faults and I have 4 photos of faults. I have to determine if each one shows a reverse fault or a normal fault. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Wedding venue just called me. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I pet a dog today. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Just written my wedding speech. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen One of the cool things on Mastodon is the mute function. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I see the typo. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Finally (!) getting round to making that friend rice that [@Erased_Citizen](https://cupoftea.social/@Erased_Citizen ) made me make. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Fiancé forgot to put the bin out (I must set him up with Ben's reminder bot...) so I went out there in full pyjama glory to do it. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Period is a few days late. Concern. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen In my work, "nm" means nautical miles. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Because this part of your day isn't complete without seeing a rabbit hear his favourite word: breakfast. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Happy Sunday, everyone! npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Ah man, I've had a lovely day. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Something came up at work today and this is an excellent place to learn something new. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Look. You can all stop getting married now. We've peaked. No wedding will be cooler than the one we've put together. Here are our music choices for the ceremony: npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Then I was devastated. His 3rd call was to someone else. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen And then the call itself! The whole carriage heard how this woman has had an awful week but she was doing okay, but the night before she got a bit upset. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen On yesterday's train into London, my top moment was the guy who did phone calls on speaker phone. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I saw Penn & Teller on stage tonight. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I have to pretend to be neurotypical* this weekend. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen 8 guests. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I'm about to remove the nails because I'm going to shower (and that's difficult enough without new sensory input) but I have realised that npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen This feels like a rookie question but if I don't ask, I won't know. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Thank you, Fediverse! Goodbye, Amazon! npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen tangent: I love the word spelled because it's spelt incorrectly depending on whether you're from a country where it's spelt "spelled" or from a country where it's spelled "spelt". npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Sometimes I go looking for community, to feel part of something, and less lonely. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen last night's video was quite possibly my highlight of the summer. At the end of the video there's a big ol' middle finger sticking up and filling the screen, so I know he's really happy with his gift. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I saw him last week and his dog goes absolutely crazy for me. I love her. One of the puzzles is about a tag on "Helen's favourite thing" which I thought he'd realise immediately is his dog given my deep, undying love for her. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Yesterday I received a video from my "friend" badmouthing me and calling me all sorts of inappropriate names. It started with, "you absolute motherfucker!!!" He shouted a lot. It was intense. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen #Today, I'm learning about the science of nutrition and healthy eating thanks to the Open University and OpenLearn. And it's *free*! npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen #3GoodThings npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Genuine question. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen sadly I mean just Part 1 but split up because I kept running out of time when I tried to watch it. Parts 2 and 3 are ready and waiting in the wings though! Particularly looking forward to #2. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen It only took 3 separate sittings but I can now say I've officially seen The Godfather as well today. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen As someone not from New Zealand and who doesn't live in New Zealand, does anyone know of any written resources for learning te reo Māori? For a very beginning beginner! npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen #3GoodThings npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen #3GoodThings npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Next up on the classic movie list for today: npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Got a lovely appointment with the gynaecology department this afternoon. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Good morning, everyone! Thank you for coming. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I am so gravy today. It's the most gravy day of the week and I felt every inch of it. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Omg, I just got to do the thing. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I need the nose jar so I can switch between a new nose every 10mins. That would be a big help right now! npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I started rewatching all of Our Flag Means Death last night. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen So my fiancé left last night for a golf trip this week. He's been super excited about it for about a year. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I was just thinking how today was a bit rubbish but then I received an email. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Bonus part 5: npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen 4/4 npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen 3/4 npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen 2/4 npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen A tale in 4 parts: npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I just received the best post! npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Eventually made it outside and figured "I'll just pull the weeds from the patio and do the rest later." Obviously, I did the whole garden. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Shout out to those personal fitness tracker things. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I've seen the #Eurovision hashtag a thousand times (I will 100% be with you on Saturday night) but haven't watched any of it. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/507/957/271/120/979/original/785631582bd8e157.mp4 npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I actually felt the moment of deflation after work today where I went from neutral to sad. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen We have collectively decided we're not getting our steps in today (there's no we, it's just me) and instead we're ordering a curry. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen #ActuallyAutistic npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I just LOVE Star Trek, y'know? "You shall not pass," and all that. It's the best. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I've been busy this afternoon preparing for my morning at work tomorrow. It should be a good day with nice people, and of course, it will be May the Fourth. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I didn't expect to come home from work and see this bad boy in bloom! npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Wearing a Fitbit is giving me all the secret knowledge. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen We're hitting new lows on the mental health train this week, then I saw a clip from the final performance of Groundhog Day from a year ago and it was of "the moment" where I always burst into tears. Only it was the final performance so Andy Karl breaks too and that only made me cry harder. In a good way, I guess. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen I planted this clematis 2 years ago along with another climber. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen Just getting started on my training. Don't want to rush things. npub1utr5er8khg6al3u4zr2ll4tf9trwu433qnf23mt2h3zf82q96laqdsarke Helen oh my god 😂
