david

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ACAB (all cats are based) :neocat:
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2025-05-31 20:12:41 GMT

say you're gay without saying you're gay
aight
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2025-05-31 18:37:04 GMT

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2025-05-31 15:26:40 GMT

was wondering where he was at
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2025-05-31 13:31:39 GMT

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2025-05-31 10:12:34 GMT

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2025-05-31 06:12:43 GMT

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@nprofile…k9rm yea

2025-05-31 06:12:04 GMT

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@nprofile…k9rm im cocoa

2025-05-30 23:00:52 GMT

xenia
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2025-05-30 22:38:55 GMT

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@nprofile…pz9v @nprofile…ne7n
step 1: fall down the stairs
step 2: ur legs broke, u can claim benefits
step 3: uhh, thats it

2025-05-29 14:23:43 GMT

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@nprofile…5dmj TempleOS wtf does that mean

2025-05-29 13:54:11 GMT

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@nprofile…vqps @nprofile…xnqn "mastadan" network lmao

2025-05-29 13:51:11 GMT

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@nprofile…vqps @nprofile…xnqn >using javascript
https://media.dav1d.lol/media/7714bc4a-9a15-4f7a-8054-2e78fc276557/Screenshot_20250529-145043.webp

2025-05-29 11:55:05 GMT

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@nprofile…y62z what is the use for Pokemon cards?

2025-05-28 13:02:14 GMT

20 years?????????
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2025-05-28 12:49:49 GMT

anyone want to go here with me? :3
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2025-05-28 12:40:27 GMT

I want a capybara tbh

2025-05-28 12:39:03 GMT

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@nprofile…fjqm the rain will take care of it

2025-05-28 11:05:03 GMT

hey furries

2025-05-28 07:48:31 GMT

did u know if you find a four leaf clover you're lucky
ur website is using a rly old version of PHP
nvm

2025-05-28 06:09:03 GMT

I kinda understand ppl who oppose hugboxing and I kinda dont. I feel like if u posted a selfie and asked ppl what they think, most ppl would give u positive answers even if u are actually ugly, but also because its mean to say the actual truth and someone might try to cancel u for it. Tho I think ppl against hugboxing would tell u truthfully, even if I was mean I guess .
Its also that some ppl actually like to know bad things so they know ppl are actually honest, some might appreciate that I guess

2025-05-27 21:48:14 GMT

micro soft: :(
linux soft: :)

2025-05-27 20:09:00 GMT

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@nprofile…vwt0 lul
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2025-05-27 19:48:45 GMT

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2025-05-27 19:17:42 GMT

just seen a guy make ice cream from a tree lol

2025-05-27 15:37:45 GMT

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@nprofile…hmru every girl on it is trans

2025-05-27 15:13:25 GMT

bruh how u even get to XXXL size?
https://media.dav1d.lol/media/cffd87b2-1685-4d25-aae3-7b327766a5cd/IMG_20250527_161303.webp

2025-05-27 14:27:39 GMT

do any of u on here actually use streaming services?
I use my sisters disney+ but not vry often tbh

2025-05-27 13:13:24 GMT

I was gonna make a long ass post but thats gay, so I'll just say mocking someones death is never justified. rest in peace.
not putting a link cause the comments are awful
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2025-05-26 21:11:39 GMT

miku

2025-05-26 15:51:39 GMT

so i always get temu ads when im on instagram reels saying you can get things for FREE , and yea i very much doubt it.
has any of u tried it, and what happened?

2025-05-26 13:56:01 GMT

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2025-05-25 18:55:28 GMT

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2025-05-25 17:34:59 GMT

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@nprofile…vqps @nprofile…3hg5 what if u got hacked? that's quite an old version of android.

2025-05-25 17:22:05 GMT

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@nprofile…vqps ive never heard of replicant
what do you think of calyxos?

2025-05-25 16:49:48 GMT

I will use grapheneos until i no longer receive security updates, in that case I'll end up either moving to lineageos or buying a new phone

2025-05-25 13:51:05 GMT

https://media.dav1d.lol/media/04e49ddb-aa60-4339-860e-73b1c0af9950/miku%20job%20application.mp4

2025-05-24 12:43:54 GMT

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@nprofile…34js linux bad no fortnite :3

2025-05-24 11:28:15 GMT

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linux: $ sudo apt update waits 2 mins done!
windows: installing updates 1 hour later done!

2025-05-24 11:27:06 GMT

windows
https://media.dav1d.lol/media/5302e285-61ed-4466-99ee-e4b0b3649b9f/IMG_20250524_122608_682.webp

2025-05-23 14:36:22 GMT

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@nprofile…vqps it functions fine. you dont gotta use the touch screen if u dont want to

2025-05-23 14:32:27 GMT

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@nprofile…vqps I dont have to keep windows on it tho its a real computer. not an ipad :P

2025-05-23 14:18:11 GMT

I got a surface computer :neocat:
https://media.dav1d.lol/media/d5086f39-dc7e-4502-86f3-648d8f5e60fb/IMG_20250523_150441_935.webp

2025-05-22 17:52:55 GMT

yes apple. chromium is definitely a virus lol
https://media.dav1d.lol/media/ed575921-3098-435b-827c-941f7d31c373/image.webp

2025-05-22 11:58:45 GMT

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@nprofile…5dmj @nprofile…vz6q gnome if it was good

2025-05-22 11:54:19 GMT

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@nprofile…vz6q @nprofile…lq09 u making ur own instance?

2025-05-22 11:49:27 GMT

asahi lina is who made Wii homebrew right? like, the old name is a deadname?

2025-05-22 11:22:16 GMT

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@nprofile…csx6 me thinks if someone is old and doesnt want to live anymore they should be allowed to die

2025-05-21 22:12:41 GMT

U know when ur balls itch

2025-05-21 21:14:40 GMT

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2025-05-21 17:26:31 GMT

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@nprofile…vqps @nprofile…l50x so is the latest processor u have like a 5th gen or something?

2025-05-21 17:23:12 GMT

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@nprofile…46gc @nprofile…hmru
https://media.dav1d.lol/media/93b4eba3-fd6f-4602-8d65-d87ec183575e/You%27re%20Live%20on%20Twitch_%20%5BTF2%20Meme%5D.mp4

2025-05-21 15:54:23 GMT

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@nprofile…yzns @nprofile…vqps its proprietary? https://linux.die.net/man/1/sex

2025-05-21 15:44:38 GMT

I think kanye will go to heaven if it exists

2025-05-21 06:50:54 GMT

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@nprofile…k9rm i3 processor or i3 wm?

2025-05-21 06:48:13 GMT

me rn lol
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2025-05-20 23:22:43 GMT

>be me
>wake up
>grab phone
>open fediverse/reddit/instagram reels/youtube
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2025-05-20 19:29:54 GMT

reposting cause I aint boosting "[email protected]" what kinda name is that 💀
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2025-05-20 15:04:49 GMT

linux mint: likes pewdiepie
also linux mint: bans you for saying "lunduke"
based or cringe? :bunhdthink:

2025-05-19 21:00:59 GMT

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2025-05-19 16:42:38 GMT

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@nprofile…9uhu emulation >

2025-05-19 14:03:38 GMT

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@nprofile…y62z @nprofile…vqps @nprofile…uxag I like it as a gif it looks nice

2025-05-19 13:00:25 GMT

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2025-05-19 11:41:09 GMT

I now have 5 computers :3
Desktops:
Lenovo V520s
Dell Optiplex 7010
Laptops:
ThinkPad T490s
ThinkPad T400
Macbook Pro (mid-2010 apparently)

2025-05-19 11:30:58 GMT

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@nprofile…5dmj still got a good card

2025-05-18 20:35:04 GMT

just dropped my phone and screen is fine. couldn't do that with an iphone

2025-05-18 16:01:08 GMT

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2025-05-18 15:55:39 GMT

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@nprofile…gx4l @nprofile…dxfh nyanide looks like me kinda

2025-05-18 13:25:38 GMT

@nprofile…y62z new pfp :) thanks
#nevent1q…ea83
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2025-05-18 11:33:59 GMT

based
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2025-05-18 09:35:36 GMT

:neocat:
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2025-05-18 09:06:32 GMT

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@nprofile…r5m6 haha yes am evil >:3

2025-05-18 09:05:41 GMT

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@nprofile…r5m6 meow

2025-05-18 09:05:09 GMT

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@nprofile…r5m6 mastodon

2025-05-18 09:04:45 GMT

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@nprofile…r5m6 oh. this a bot

2025-05-18 09:04:24 GMT

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@nprofile…r5m6 can ppl stop making alts there and sending me gay furry porn ong #/fediblock

2025-05-17 22:52:37 GMT

why does this exist 💀
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2025-05-17 19:54:48 GMT

@nprofile…dxfh
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2025-05-16 22:08:42 GMT

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@nprofile…csx6 u should drink and drive

2025-05-16 22:07:59 GMT

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@nprofile…p4je most of the comments are about being banned from reddit 💀

2025-05-16 20:55:10 GMT

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@nprofile…k9rm perfect weather for the beach 🏖

2025-05-16 20:45:23 GMT

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@nprofile…k9rm in America?

2025-05-16 16:06:47 GMT

what if conversion therapy but for straight ppl 🤔

2025-05-16 11:00:13 GMT

@nprofile…eft2
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2025-05-16 06:45:56 GMT

btw if you try and use moshidon on any instance it wont let u because of this
im sure most ppl know tho
https://media.dav1d.lol/media/f8177e28-21de-462b-b922-4729589e2f2f/Screenshot_20250516-074513.webp

2025-05-16 06:40:02 GMT

hm. think im gonna install linux mint :3
#nevent1q…wxh9

2025-05-15 22:03:31 GMT

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@nprofile…csx6 i think pleroma-tan and xenia the linux fox would make good partners :3

2025-05-15 17:52:46 GMT

what wrong with anime pfp?
https://media.dav1d.lol/media/da482a5a-37de-4fb5-90ee-e59fb4ca4e30/IMG_20250515_185225.webp

2025-05-15 16:19:51 GMT

UwU

2025-05-14 16:44:12 GMT

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@nprofile…k9rm idk how u set that up, I guess u can make python read when someone blocks u but I cba with setting that up

2025-05-14 16:40:15 GMT

tfw 8 more ppls blocked me than the last time i checked
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2025-05-14 14:17:41 GMT

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@nprofile…l50x @nprofile…vqps i like linux, but when it comes to gaming windows just werks

2025-05-14 14:13:30 GMT

imagine suiseiseki actually uses windows. U just dont know about it

2025-05-13 23:04:56 GMT

https://media.dav1d.lol/media/6890fee4-94f1-466e-bb78-57e4e845832f/image.webp

2025-05-13 22:48:47 GMT

buy thinkpad
https://media.dav1d.lol/media/41be8811-e5cc-4da1-b8d9-3b391143edf5/IMG_20250513_234836.webp

2025-05-13 22:02:00 GMT

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@nprofile…yzns I get high off cum. im always gooning

2025-05-13 21:57:38 GMT

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2025-05-13 21:43:39 GMT

micro soft penis haha

2025-05-13 20:16:53 GMT

>be me
>buy something
>never use it

2025-05-13 08:38:24 GMT

im not paying this rn so I'll be off fedi for a bit ig. I'll pay later. U get 5 days before they delete anyway
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2025-05-13 08:02:08 GMT

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@nprofile…68an me