Paul Bassett Davies

Writer in residence, at my house. Many stories. To look upon my works, ye mighty, visit my website: https://www.thewritertype.com

Latest novel: psychological thriller: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Stone-Heart-Deep-Bassett-Davies/dp/1785632655/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Dystopian comedy thriller: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Please-Mercy-Refusal-Often-Offends/dp/1785631853
Dead Writers in Rehab: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dead-Writers-Rehab-Bassett-Davies/dp/1783523557

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Last Notes

2025-12-04 22:47:25 GMT

Getting the usual complaints about my front lawn Nativity tableau from people claiming it's not customary to depict the actual moment of birth.

2025-11-15 21:00:39 GMT

Once again we’re being warned that if we ask billionaires to pay their fair share of tax they might leave. So it’s definitely worth trying.

2025-10-29 07:51:51 GMT

It’s nearly Halloween, so don’t forget to buy plenty of sugary treats and snacks. You’ll need something to eat while you sit at home in the dark, pretending to be out.

2025-09-27 13:21:25 GMT

Amazing to think that Google is 27 years old today. According to the AI summary, it was invented in 1843 by the golfer and astronaut Keanu Reeves in Tokyo, Belgium.

2025-08-04 12:30:05 GMT

When a storm is forecast I take the opportunity to do one of my favourite things: go out in the middle of the night and leave a fish on top of my neighbour’s car.

2025-07-14 09:44:17 GMT

Then they came for the sarcastic people and I was like oh great that's exactly what we need right now well done to all concerned.

2025-04-16 11:04:03 GMT

If you’re still trying to decide on your plans for Easter weekend, ask yourself “What would Jesus do?” and definitely don’t do that.

2025-04-10 07:51:34 GMT

World Homeopathy Awareness Week begins today. The less aware of it you are, the more good it will do you.

2025-03-01 11:50:58 GMT

Strange how things turn out.
With Trump, America elected a phoney TV hero and got a clown for a president. With Zelensky, Ukraine elected an actual TV clown and got a hero for a president.

2025-02-23 19:53:02 GMT

All you need to know is that Zelensky is willing to sacrifice power for the sake of his country and Trump is willing to sacrifice his country for the sake of power.

2025-02-08 16:40:59 GMT

I’m old enough to remember when "You won’t believe what happens next!" was clickbait, not US government policy.

2025-01-23 11:22:53 GMT

Trump: god saved me!
God: I saved you so you could hear what my bishop has to tell you.
Trump:
God:
Trump: new phone, who dis?

2025-01-14 21:23:44 GMT

So disappointed that I won't be able to watch Trump's inauguration as I see from my diary that I have a longstanding appointment to take a bunch of Valium and sit in a cave.

2025-01-07 16:35:13 GMT

Who could have predicted that the greed crazed sociopathic billionaire tech bros would turn out to be such dicks.

2024-12-24 11:03:52 GMT

Idea for a humane mousetrap:
The mouse is lured by a trail of cheese into a tiny cinema. The cinema is showing "Stuart Little." When the mouse sees Stuart Little wearing trousers, it comprehends its own nakedness. Overcome by shame, it flees to a distant land, never to return.

2024-12-18 08:53:45 GMT

He's making a list,
he's checking it twice,
he's searching his pockets,
and finding his keys,
he's checking the list again,
and making sure he turned the lights off,
hold on now where's the list?
Ok found it, better check it again,
wait, did he lock up?
Santa Claus,
is getting too old for this shit.

2024-12-15 18:13:17 GMT

Anyone who says billionaires are wealth creators is lying. Billionaires are wealth creators in the same sense that mosquitoes are blood banks.

2024-12-01 14:43:14 GMT

Opened first advent calendar window. Image frozen. Just a static 2D rendering of a donkey ride. No user interface, no interactive functionality, no hyperlinks. Tried closing & opening again. Nothing. This is bullshit.

2024-11-26 18:34:34 GMT

Keeping things low-key with my Christmas tree this year. No lights, no decorations. Also it’s not in my house. It’s somewhere in a forest, probably, so I’ll just leave it there and think about it occasionally.

2024-11-14 09:55:38 GMT

The difference between Trump making Matt Gaetz his Attorney General and Caligula making his horse a consul is that some people like horses.

2024-11-09 13:14:52 GMT

Sorry, the marketplace of ideas is closed. Welcome to the pawnshop of delusions.

2024-10-15 13:01:26 GMT

It's Nietzsche's birthday. The abyss will be closed today for a private function.

2024-10-13 13:18:16 GMT

Margaret Thatcher was born on this day in 1925. She’s been dead for eleven years now, but it’s probably a good idea to keep checking. Bring garlic and a sharpened stake.

2024-09-15 22:44:24 GMT

What do we want?
Passive aggressive behaviour.
When do we want it?
Never mind, you're clearly too busy and it’s not important. As long as you’re happy, that’s the main thing. Don’t worry, we’ll be fine.

2024-08-12 14:49:49 GMT

On World Elephant Day it’s worth considering that elephants are so big you could easily live inside one. But nobody is talking about the room in the elephant.

2024-08-08 13:26:33 GMT

Please note: the civil war in the UK has been cancelled owing to a massive display of human decency on one side and the other side not showing up.

2024-08-06 10:59:08 GMT

Who could have predicted that allowing sociopathic billionaires to exercise immense power with zero accountability would turn out so badly.

2024-07-15 11:10:56 GMT

Then they came for the sarcastic people and I was like oh great that's exactly what we need right now well done to all concerned.