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2026-08-17 00:54:19 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
Yes, as Adam pointed out, him hosting will always have a power dynamic with whoever else is on with him and it's MORE than palpable with Darren and Larry. They's also not media trained in the way Adam is and John was.
Adam controlled the rhythm of the show and if the show is to exists, he has to be the one leading it. When he's been on, Darren and Larry don't know when to jump in.
I don't know why anyone would contribute V4V to the current show.

2026-08-04 17:38:30 GMT

While I appreciate what Palmer Luckey and ModRetro are doing with the M64 Outside of a very small handful of games, the N64 had a pretty shitty library.
Other than going back to the SNES, it's probably the only console to do that for through, since it was the most recent cartridge bsed system.

2026-07-03 11:19:23 GMT

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@nprofile…thll
They do, apparently. and yet the replay shows no change in rotation and THEN it hits the defender.

2026-05-24 19:04:59 GMT

156GB of the 246GB available on my Macbook is "System data"
WTF

2026-05-05 18:59:19 GMT

What would UFO disclosure even mean?
Short of them giving people access to zero point energy or me seeing aliens walking around in person, there is no release of papers that will convince anyone.

2026-04-23 12:55:30 GMT

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@nprofile…7ypj
Nobody takes 4 hours. We have 1/3 acre lot and takes an hour or so. Anyone with larger lots gets a riding mower.
With a robot mower you're probably monitoring it every cut and having to free it from getting stuck or missing spots if you don't have a fairly uniform lawn boundary.

2026-04-07 01:03:45 GMT

Astronauts just said the backside of the moon is glowing so apparently there is no dark side of the moon.

2026-03-31 01:49:45 GMT

New Aks Files poster is out
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/321/273/814/529/410/original/db2a0a9ff697cb2b.png

2026-03-30 01:29:54 GMT

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@nprofile…r4e5
They probably could have cut 15-20 minutes from the movie, but the last 90 minutes are great

2026-03-30 00:06:39 GMT

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@nprofile…r4e5
Was that his name? Never read the book.
I always see the movie first - never disappointed in what’s missing, then makes reading the book better.

2026-03-29 22:00:14 GMT

Saw Project Hail Mary and god damn did I care that the rock survived

2026-03-25 15:07:20 GMT

One of the few COVID clips I missed
https://x.com/bgatesisapyscho/status/2036544149608951892?s=46

2026-03-23 18:57:07 GMT

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@nprofile…kwcf
SCHATZ...
I noticed

2026-02-28 22:51:52 GMT

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@nprofile…3hmk
Alternatively, this is the REAL Jim Carey (with a little plastic surgery) dropping all the shtick he’s expected to do in public.

2026-02-28 21:41:53 GMT

This ain't Jim Carey
https://x.com/DavidLCorbo/status/2027497201790857386?s=20

2026-02-28 17:19:19 GMT

All those Gen Z in the military who thought they'd get the next couple years in risk free and then collect that $50,000 a year "100% disability" for life right now
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/149/393/863/602/422/original/2f5c83ff8547e3ae.png

2026-02-28 14:06:59 GMT

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@nprofile…3e99
Iran nuking Tel Aviv is probably the best outcome, long term

2026-02-27 12:02:41 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz Liberals are incapable of considering second (let alone third) order effects.
"I made (insert whoever they are white knighting for today) feel good, therefore I am a good person."
There's no more depth to their thought process - they are cockroaches.

2026-02-26 03:37:28 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
I have to be on three calls a week with this woman.

2026-02-26 03:14:15 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
This is the same woman who says “right” literally every third sentence.
We had some in person meetings this week and it took all of my self-control to not stand up and say “would you stop fucking saying right every third sentence?” stop talking.

2026-02-26 01:49:08 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz it’s literally insane
This one woman looks like a reasonably hot Latina in her mid 30s in her Team’s photo and in reality she looks like a 65-year-old Snookie from Jersey Shore with caked on makeup

2026-02-26 01:10:04 GMT

In the past, you would meet workers from other offices for the first time and people would be taller or shorter than you imagined.
Now you meet people and find out who has an AI generated picture on Teams or Zoom.
One woman I just met is legit using a picture that makes her look 25 years younger.

2026-02-22 03:44:39 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
I think it's going to create a lot of decentralized opportunities for devs by making customized apps for smaller businesses.

2026-02-22 00:56:06 GMT

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@nprofile…t0k3 @nprofile…l4kz
But do you have the cajones to send a .ODS ?

2026-02-22 00:55:16 GMT

A have ZERO coding experience (unless you count late 80’s BASIC) and have been using Claude Opus.
Developed an app I always wanted for golf betting.
Software engineering is cooked.
Not saying that’s a good thing (probably bad) but it’s basically the “appification” of coding era we are entering.

2026-02-21 14:33:42 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…xr6j
I use it. It’s fine. I just think it could look a little more modern. Not calling for the Ribbon - just aesthetics.

2026-02-21 11:49:56 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
If someone would really just take the time to make the UI of Open Office cleaner, companies might move away from Windows.
At this point, the stranglehold of Windows in corporate America is 95% because of Excel.

2026-02-21 11:48:19 GMT

Are Clawdbots still a thing or did those come and go like Apple Vision Pro goggles after everyone realized they consumer $300 in tokens a day if you want to REALLY let them loose?

2026-02-21 11:01:06 GMT

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@nprofile…nldy Don't think I'd ever willingly visit.
Even follow a fairly popular fitness guy on X whose wife is Indian - he's been there and was like "Yeah, everything is dirty, don't ever come here if you don't have to."

2026-02-21 02:59:29 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
I'd love for any reporter to ask her: "What's your Gamertag?"

2026-02-21 02:58:13 GMT

Indian tech incompetence in one picture
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/106/375/326/454/294/original/089b14280c81c460.png

2026-02-21 00:51:37 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
Asha Sharma named new CEO of Xbox.
Nintendo of America’s new President - after she was named, a non-binary option popped up in Tomodachi Life.

2026-02-21 00:18:34 GMT

Sony is our only hope.
HOLD THE LINE
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/105/746/747/755/228/original/ae3507d80928563d.png

2026-02-20 18:10:00 GMT

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@nprofile…c965
Microsoft?
I blame Indians.

2026-02-20 17:13:36 GMT

Confirmed, the Junipero Gin bottle was gayed up
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/104/072/740/467/961/original/9007c04eb108cd79.png
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2026-02-16 20:31:33 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
Pharmacist here.
This doesn’t happen. When a pharmacy submits a claim to the insurance company, the NCPDP standard submission format includes their cash price and, if the cash price is less than the insurers’ allowed amount, they will be charged the lower price.

2026-02-11 16:56:29 GMT

Did the money funding the Lex Fridman psy op run out?

2026-02-10 03:00:47 GMT

LOL
https://x.com/RAZ0RFIST/status/2020992073529454996?s=20

2026-02-09 14:04:15 GMT

India has won 41 TOTAL Olympic medals, but over 1,000 Special Olympics medals.
1000% believe this is true:
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/041/041/866/032/631/original/55150fac991b399a.png

2026-02-07 00:03:26 GMT

Satanists running the Olympics
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/026/413/551/664/506/original/1839a90ea3d32000.png

2026-02-05 23:49:06 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
No.
It would take a CEO with a spine to come in and say:
-No gay characters
-No trans characters
-No immigrant stories
Watch Lion King, Alladin, and Little Mermaid. Those are your North Poles.
There's not one CEO that would do that.

2026-02-04 17:31:54 GMT

Has anyone formed the Proud Goys yet?

2026-02-02 22:07:03 GMT

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@nprofile…6449
No idea. I don’t listen to him. This clip just popped up on my X feed

2026-02-02 21:22:00 GMT

Ain’t no way he said this 😂
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/003/131/627/560/006/original/0ef2c7c4eb7d8a84.mp4

2026-02-01 12:42:54 GMT

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@nprofile…utrp
What I know is that I searched my email for 'pizza' and it only comes up in online orders or in discussing kids' birthday/team party organizing.
But the elites emailing Epstein seem to talk about it all the time...even thanking each other for it...odd...

2026-01-24 12:51:57 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
Should be automatically done

2026-01-23 22:09:54 GMT

HOOOOO. BOY. 😂
https://x.com/theblaze/status/2014761960571609318?s=20

2026-01-23 14:40:37 GMT

What Apple tells me WhatsApp is using for storage versus what the app tells me..?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/944/927/412/413/066/original/973481bfd592c9d4.jpeg
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2026-01-22 16:44:05 GMT

AND I'm no longer interested in the Masters of the Universe movie
Bring on Thundercats
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/939/751/967/301/344/original/ad0f883b9c578036.png

2026-01-21 23:38:20 GMT

FedEx guy walked up to the door as my wife opened it.
"Oh, glad you were home!"
He had already filled out the slip to come back because a signature was needed, but bro never even rung the doorbell or knocked.
Must be some way these guy try to scam to get overtime or something through re-deliveries.

2026-01-21 03:15:35 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
Best they can do is blow up the ship and they all die.
There is a planned story line that this fat black alien is in a relationship with the lesbian berating cadets about their masculinity - I shit you not.

2026-01-20 12:26:00 GMT

@nprofile…l4kz
Nintendo is FUCKED
Imagine going from Reggie Fils-Aimé (to Doug Bowser - who was invisible and clearly picked because of his name) to this factory produced prototypical inclusivity boss-bitch.
https://x.com/Stealth40k/status/2013202834833940773?s=20

2026-01-18 12:59:47 GMT

I can't breathe 😂
https://x.com/Captain_toke/status/2012529800691261671?s=20

2026-01-17 14:48:30 GMT

Good buddy just got diagnosed with Stage 4 pancreatic cancer.
47
Retired
Millions in the bank
You never know when your time is up. Sucks.

2026-01-17 12:49:42 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz Likely booked as "White" in the police record.

2026-01-15 18:32:58 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz It's way worse
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/900/545/050/531/840/original/642c6bdddf83f076.png

2026-01-14 17:27:37 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz Allegedly the resale market of Teslas with FSD was affecting some new sales, so this kind of undercuts that.
I'm more surprised that Tesla hasn't created a spec and licensed FSD to other auto manufacturers (or maybe they've tried and failed).

2026-01-14 17:16:49 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
FSD is an $8000 option.
Unless you're keeping your Tesla for longer than 7 years (Battery will be dead) it's a moot point.

2026-01-14 00:36:37 GMT

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@nprofile…h3v3 @nprofile…qzwa
What model laptop?
If I was Microsoft's board I'd fire Nadella yesterday.

2026-01-13 18:44:19 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
If they could ever get rid of their Indian CEO, Microsoft could literally fork something like Linux Mint, get there apps working on it with some cracked neck beard devs, and it would feel revolutionary compared to the slop all their Indian coders have crammed into Windows 11

2026-01-13 18:41:42 GMT

They truly are scum
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/889/254/729/749/880/original/7c15998771d72c27.png

2026-01-13 15:50:54 GMT

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@nprofile…jw0c
Damn

2026-01-12 15:44:18 GMT

https://x.com/BlueyAnon/status/2010734761531277662?s=20

2026-01-12 15:29:29 GMT

The Alex Jones "Jew Jew Jew Jew" clip is funny, but it's a great point.
Jews can't both make the case that they don't run everything while simultaneously crying antisemitism every people push back on something like wars, border control, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEw-fFD6GJk

2026-01-12 03:17:09 GMT

Ain't no way this is an actual design for a new quarter:
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/879/956/362/054/525/original/44375261eba36677.png

2026-01-12 02:30:09 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
I don’t think northerners have the temperament to staff them.

2026-01-11 22:25:02 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
Microsoft should correct the issues caused by all their Indians by hiring the most cracked bearded software engineers, forking whatever distribution of Linux makes sense, and making a new Windows.

2026-01-10 15:48:27 GMT

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/871/586/886/571/906/original/d4d9884f45fe3638.png

2026-01-10 12:51:53 GMT

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@nprofile…r4e5
Wake Up America seems like an odd organization. URL no longer active, but launched in 2011with and explicit "Compensation Plan" on their website in Archive.org

2026-01-10 02:36:06 GMT

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@nprofile…r4e5
I think it’s just a short video called Black Start USA - I’m not sure that there’s a longer video
https://youtu.be/xTeezLsoAk4?si=r4M6hxOQAYtqtfs8

2026-01-09 21:58:58 GMT

This is a good theory:
https://x.com/Devon_Eriksen_/status/2009393479886004403?s=20

2026-01-09 20:28:10 GMT

https://x.com/HustleBitch_/status/2009688114923745442?s=20
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/867/024/487/795/322/original/e0bd5af66b14ca4b.png

2026-01-09 16:25:03 GMT

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@nprofile…r4e5
They probably scraped him of the pavement with a shovel.

2026-01-09 13:36:00 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
And the left is happy to have their martyr - they only wish she was a brown.

2026-01-09 12:52:50 GMT

Funny thing about videos from CES 2026 - it's almost entirely Asians and White people - almost no Indians.
Why?
Indians can't build and deliver product.

2026-01-08 17:02:59 GMT

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@nprofile…r4e5
life is merely
to ovum and sperm
and where those two meet
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And yet I'd bet she wouldn't call a fetus "life"

2026-01-08 03:11:39 GMT

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@nprofile…4p2j
💀

2026-01-07 22:05:41 GMT

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@nprofile…9huh @nprofile…l4kz
I use Brave as my browser, but often have it running on a TV

2026-01-07 13:20:02 GMT

Has YouTube Premium Lite always been a thing?
$7.99 vs $13.99 for YT Premium - basically gives you YT ad free (except music videos and Shorts) but not YT Music or ability to download.

2026-01-06 23:25:48 GMT

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@nprofile…r4e5
Less polyester in clothes.
Hard to even find cotton socks anymore without checking the tags.

2026-01-06 21:44:52 GMT

2026 I have two goals:
More analog and cotton.

2026-01-04 12:48:45 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…844h @nprofile…xr6j
Yes, but it also killed excitement in the industry. There being SOME scarcity of software created buzz around if you could even get a hold of a game (you had to be involved in the launch of N64 to experience it) and the industry in general.
I get why the industry went the way it did, but it has had its negative effects.

2026-01-03 23:41:21 GMT

Gamestop 2000 vs 2024
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/833/809/264/066/068/original/c07c0aa1e581e702.png
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2026-01-03 21:20:04 GMT

Can’t make this up 😂
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/833/254/158/089/907/original/6a26a06adc0f4263.jpeg
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/833/254/160/749/995/original/69ecd90231135f7b.jpeg

2026-01-03 13:04:57 GMT

Man, if we can turn Venezuela and control it, MASSIVE W for America.
Remigration
More oil than Saudi

2025-12-30 15:36:25 GMT

I think it would be hilarious if Stranger Things ended being completely the imagination of a D&D game and it ends Dustin telling Will "Dude, I can't believe you said you were gay" and Will kisses Max as his girlfriend as they walk off Breakfast Club style at the end.

2025-12-28 12:37:36 GMT

Name one company with an Indian CEO where the product improved.
Stock price is not a product.

2025-12-28 01:41:42 GMT

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@nprofile…609m @nprofile…mqee
Did you flash the ISO to the thumb drive using Rufus BalenaEtcher or similar?
AI is good for walkthroughs on this kind of stuff - the more specifics you give it the better.
https://gemini.google.com/share/2179feb23c33

2025-12-28 00:08:46 GMT

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@nprofile…609m
Don’t you need to unpack the ISO and then choose that thumb drive as having boot priority over the Windows drive?

2025-12-27 01:38:03 GMT

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@nprofile…9mdn @nprofile…gsr7
This isn’t affecting their savings - it’s taking their FICA, which they don’t see anyway, and using it to lower the loan balance.

2025-12-26 16:05:03 GMT

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@nprofile…dcv3
Not my problem - they can cut down trees to build shelter, fish and hunt for sustenance, and survive long enough just like my ancestors who came to the us in the late 1600's.
Give them the full American settler experience before allowing them to stay.
Alternatively, they will be given the option to return to their home country.

2025-12-26 13:59:27 GMT

Why don't we just setup a deportation hearing hub on some remote US island, like Attu Island in Alaska.
We move every illegal there if they want a deportation hearing. Could take a while to process 15-20M, so hope they don't mind the chilly weather and can build shelter.
Eliminates the leftist lawyer narrative that they deserve a hearing in the US.
Alternatively, they can choose to go back home.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/786/213/163/389/223/original/6c003d0815f2bf14.png

2025-12-26 13:02:54 GMT

How to solve the student loan crisis, since they are federally back and can't be discharged in bankruptcy:
100% of your FICA taxes go to payoff your loan first.
Since the government backed these loans, you are simply paying off your portion of that debt directly.
Problem solved.

2025-12-25 00:56:54 GMT

25M Christians died fighting Hitler in World War 2.
Only 200,000 Jews actually died fighting.
Jews can kindly take a seat. I'm done.

2025-12-24 21:35:46 GMT

💀
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2025-12-24 12:39:56 GMT

I guess I never followed up on the Diatom Aliens found in Peru. We straight up found aliens, or at lease some cryptids from an ancient civilization.
Sorry, these aren't dolls - nobody is piecing a skeletal hand of this complexity together from other animal/human bones.
https://nypost.com/2024/07/23/world-news/3-fingered-alien-mummies-found-in-peru-have-fingerprints-that-do-not-appear-to-be-human-report/
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2025-12-22 14:50:28 GMT

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@nprofile…dcv3
Spouse: Isrul

2025-12-22 14:50:07 GMT

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@nprofile…4kyw @nprofile…tkld
Yeah, his videos pop up on my feeds from time to time and I generally like his takes. Probably a few too many videos for me to listen to daily, but like that each video is generally 8-10 minutes.
That's about all.

2025-12-22 13:01:15 GMT

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@nprofile…4kyw
When did Styx turn into a pirate?

2025-12-22 00:20:22 GMT

I swear my podcast feed loaded briefly with artwork I submitted and tweaked from CSB’s idea, then it switched to a different one.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/760/352/339/275/033/original/d065c367b2da725a.jpeg