Knight of the Zeta Reticuli star system. Making websites for fun and profit for over 20 years!
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Last Notes npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…u6vd Two women huh? Well, at least it's clear who the victim is. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz I would compromise my strict personal no drug rule for this. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz But AI never got that level of perspiration or voice cracking. Oh Steve Balmer, how we miss you. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz I didn't realize Lynx had 10 games. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz It galls me to no end that the cloud providers have no hard spend limits. This happened to me once when AWS handed be a bill for $25,000. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…cz7d I'm sorry, did the two giant tits say something wrong? npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz I remember using those for book reports because I could read one path and be done in less than an hour. Teachers never called me out on it. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz Hopefully he'll do better with this than his Big Pharma crackdown. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…2cv9 npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz That explains why they're smaller. Doesn't explain why they're terrible. I want to know why they're the one food that gives me severe acid reflux. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz I predict legal troubles in this person's future. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt What more could you ask for? npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…3hmk @nprofile…6gfa I don't do feet. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt I generally don't have the horrible experiences with Microsoft products that my peers have. Except for Windows 11. This thing hard crashes more times than I've ever seen a blue screen of death. And I go back to Windows 95. Just now, Edge suddenly stopped talking to the network, no reason. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz The 2003 cartoon was fairly close to the original run too. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…g939 There's a 4th category there. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…7ypj Can I come over to your timeline? npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz If your car has a CD player, then it needs new transmission fluid. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…w4wg No idea. Super woke UFO people so it could be virtue signaling. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz Again? npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…zm7x Ohhhh. They're talking about Elvis. I can get behind that. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…zm7x I'm sure she was worth at least four of five million before entering congress. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt I forgot that Wrath of Kahn started out as a training mission. All they had to do was make Starfleet Acadamy like that. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…zm7x I'd take solace in knowing they'll be gone soon. Except their children are so much worse. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt I just heard a podcaster use the made up word "un-alive" six times in a row while describing a murder suicide. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…w4wg If whoever wrote that understood, then they would have local backups. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…w4wg The internet is just a protocol. That's forever. All the things that use it are fleeting. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt TMNT Mutant Mayhem. Wow... The first few minutes I'm completely in love with this movie. It looks so freaking cool. Then the title card comes up. And it just goes retarded. And all the way through it just keeps getting worse. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt Nice! https://x.com/Thefactsdude/status/2037486941818560522 npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz I'm in the camp that OpenAI doesn't much of a future. And it's a very big camp. I think even Altman believes this too and that's why he's pushing so hard for defense contracts. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eYXv4IYH9zc npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz Seems pretty happy to me. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…d3nc Give a doctor 60 seconds and they'll have you on no less than two prescriptions for obesity drugs. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt I'm well aware of the fact that every health issue you have came from a McDonalds burger you ate in the 90s. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz YAY! I can still use Napster!!!! npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt Why not replace the TSA with ICE? Permanently. It's similar enough to their primary function. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…7ypj 2k grit? Isn't that just plain paper? npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt My only complaint about Mimi on the show is that she feeds Adam's AI bigotry. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…zm7x The way those women all piled on at once, really hurt their credibility in my mind. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt I'm playing Resident Evil Requiem on the casual setting and still getting my ass handed to me. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz I did the same thing to my garbage collector after they missed 3 pickups in a row. I have a new garbage collector now. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz This is why I'm afraid of flying. I know how aerodynamics work. Doesn't change the fact that people do stupid things. Both in building the plane and in operating it. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz You don't know much about women, do you. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…zm7x That's what Europe looks like at first. Then Europe moves in and demands money to go out with everybody but you. Next thing you know, you're out on the street and Europe is telling everyone how abusive you were. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…cz7d Christ. The Canadians have gone Kamikaze! npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…w4wg Exactly. But from inside. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt Would someone please explain this one to me. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt My feed is so odd right now. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…g939 I hate it when that happens. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…cz7d There was a time when a hysterical woman would go to the doctor and he would jerk her off to orgasm as treatment. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz They want us to pirate content. It's the only explanation for making the experience so bad. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…595u I've had this gripe for years. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…jxja Fair enough. But publicly? npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt Robert Muller is dead? Good thing people won't be celebrating his death like Charlie Kirk... oh... npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…jz6f It burns the oil. You just watch the level and fill it as needed. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…jz6f npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt I got a new push mower last year and the engine has a "No Oil Change" sticker on it. Is that true? Or is it like the 10,000 mile oil change where it's meant to wear out the engine faster? npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…3e99 @nprofile…lsen It's a political agreement between the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…r4e5 I need closure on that story. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz Oh noes! Not Lampy! npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…d3nc CBS still does news? npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…dzka Saying it'll be done in an hour is a jr dev mistake. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…6gaw I disagree. I've been around long enough to know that the more attractive a woman is dressed, the more trouble she is. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz Wow. That's some God level symbolism. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…g939 Let's go to the flow chart for that post. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…zm7x npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…cz7d This is going to be like statins. Where every 5 years or so somebody discovers that they cause heart issues. But then doctors go right back to prescribing them. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…jq23 @nprofile…d3nc Nah! The Italians had Rome. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…d3nc Well, we were the black people of white people before white people knew black people. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz I think anyone outside the EU would answer yes to that. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…d3nc Can I have a harem? Not for sex. I just want to know what it's like for women to not make my life more difficult by ignoring my requests. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz Jon Stewart is going to be found without his skin. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…zm7x It was like that in VA a couple of days ago. Thursday was 86°, Friday, winter wonderland. 50° right now. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…zm7x That's right kids. In the future, everyone is a teenage girl. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…w4wg Well, you can't exactly get trans vegans together and it NOT be a death cult. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…zm7x I'm confused. Is wild rice a euphemism? npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…w4wg They say it's the food. The real reason has always been cheap labor to exploit. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…lsen I wonder how it's his fault. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…w4wg Burying your face in an ass sounds like a good idea, until you discover what the primary function of that ass is. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…w4wg They had to go and invent a whole new measuring system just to make their countries seem bigger. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt She misspelled Iran on that sign. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…zm7x "All worlds?" Do islamists get a planet like the Mormons do? npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt Who's paying for the carbon credits on all the burning Iranian oil? npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…w4wg Well... It's not wrong npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt I just donated to the show. The newsletter about John guilted me into it. And that got me thinking. What if John didn't have a heart attack and the whole thing is a stunt to get donations? npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…zm7x We lost a national treasure. How old were those WNBA jokes and it's STILL GOING ON! npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt I celebrated international women's day by pissing off the women in my house. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt NERD ALERT!!! npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…w4wg You gotta wonder what it would be like if he and Kimmel got back together. I imagine it would be like an old married couple that are just done with each other. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…xyve I'd gladly take that over the complete bullshit that my wife and kids have done to my cars over the past 3 years. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz You're going the wrong way. There's no good north of DC npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz Just a few hundred more percent and they'll be close to us! npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…d3nc What happens on the boat, stays on the boat. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…w4wg It didn't make my blood boil. But it was pretty insulting. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…d3nc Ya know. It's possible that all of this was going on and Walz genuinely had no idea. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…cz7d I live in a red district in VA and I haven't seen one of these. npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt Trump fired Kristi Noem, yet Pam Bondi still has a job? 🤔 npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…mllk npub1v68nka6t04nq2xj6vcfgv6uzhdvg0c8c222dc9ks2j0c38g8cuxq9sds9c Sir Matt @nprofile…l4kz Did it sound like I was disagreeing with you?
