eepy's official Dumb Fuck, expert in missing the point. Current god-president of the United States of America and Nevada. I was Courier 3 but got lost in the way. Her feet are light and nimble. She never sleeps. She says that she will never die. She dances in light and in shadow and she is a great favorite. She never sleeps, Goo. She is dancing, dancing. She says that she will never die. EXTREMELY: COOL (n popular)
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Last Notes npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! someone make his tie into the map flag please, i am begging lmao npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! YEAH TELL 'EM npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! another one bites the dust https://media.eepy.express/media/9f29fb339898b1974f1a51040ed806c93583f249541623b9f04c235177ab1753.png #note1lvt…xdu5 npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! GYAT DANG THEY DONE GAVE THE GOD OF KNOWLEDGE A FREAKIN' TOEYE npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! EYES FOR THE SPIKE GOD!! npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! "PUT MORE EYES ON IT!" https://media.eepy.express/media/916d08ce37150077f713dbbc946ba51aafab6e404480ec5c3410c33d26004687.png npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! which is why the activist/gooner schism was good, i was right all along :smug_nagatoro:
on a slightly more serious note - leaving aside the unsalvageable cases - there's always the chance for someone in that second group to actually learn something from the screaming contest... I learned a lot of stuff while arguing over stupid things like that, got less dumb from it :XD: npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! UR THE SNOW??? THE ONLY SNOW?????? im a fan :0 npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! THE TWO GREATEST PEDOPHILES, YALL NOT READY FOR THIS CONVERSATION npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! bu-bu-but they like discussing too :ShinobuCry: https://media.eepy.express/media/b01961e7747ee10cca20a3169cef2699f1a05bfbd12cc3a44b028c504dcdfa60.png npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! hi snow i missed u snow how r u doing snow npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! rae should make it so that whenever you open eepy it blasts a voice clip screaming "THIS USER IS LOOKING AT HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY" followed by several airhorns and whip cracks npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! that's... oh my :noted: npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! an impact font "nobody cares" meme on the TL, the world is healing npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! absolutely! you should come to church, i'll jerk you off behind the altar once we're done :blush: npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! always remember the best way to not get caught is not clicking on the massive button that says "DOWNLOAD" next to the naked children npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! yeah well i get to tell little boys i will fill them with love every day, so there's that :triggered: npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! CR1TIKAL? ON THE FEED? npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! i've been on this arc since i was 4 wdym npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! fuck you *absolves you of sin* npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! My condolences npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! The pulsating orthodox penis yearns to fill children with the endless love of god :triggered: npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! unfathomably based, good job npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! dictators, or mommy issues? npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! *pedos your files* npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! If i ever have a kid i'm 100% giving him mommy issues so he grows into a dictator or something npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! @[email protected] smut writers getting into a horny tangent in the middle of a dialogue: npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! yes, same as 2021, and 2020 - that was a bad one, and 2019... And so on
California just kinda falls into the apocalypse yearly, it aint thaaat big of a deal... Like yeah it sucks, but it's sucked for centuries :BocchiShy: npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! going into a second New Vegas arc npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! seen a couple here and there, dunno if "suprised" is the right word, more like "making a big deal out of a common occurence" npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! arson? decrepit infrastructure? sundowner?? dry climate?? DO ANY OF THESE THINGS SOUND LIKE THEY'VE EXISTED FOR A WHILE NOW??? npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! Year after year california is set on fire by random chance, and year after year people pretend to be suprised npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! *in an Austrian accent*
UNVILLING INPRREGNATION! npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! i... i'm not sure those are meant to pop..?
like there's no need for it to get, yknow, infected and stuff. Peeling like a snake sounds fun tho npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! im not gross :ShinobuCry: npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! nosferagoo npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! i am now.... dragoola ... npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! my skin is red like a tomato and i have blisters all over my shoulder lmao npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! i did!! im just very pale and not used to it, so even with a super good sunscreen it's horrible lol npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! went out into the sun for the first time in years and got second degree burns lmao npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! PUT DA FCKING LOTION ON npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! exactly what it says on the tin, so nobody can complain about being let down npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! i love it when hentai artists stop bothering with quirky or interesting titles and default to "OFFICE WOMAN TOTAL ANAL DEATH" npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! *rubs against ur leg like a cat*
dry ass skin npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! mostly based with a couple abysmal takes,i approve, barely npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! mostly because they usually roll with it? and you can convince them to do some wild shit?
i just made a horny makima bot accept God into her heart, surrender all ties to sin, and let herself be baptized https://media.eepy.express/media/e5de45514b8f4ccc021a1830b2033b3471ae6ee645d4578f4c44a4fa30820a37.png npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! i love using horny rp bots to roleplay jesus npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! i did, i made this account with the explicit purpose of fanning the flamds on racial discourse! mwahaha!! npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! y'know, good for them, never gave them a cent so it aint my problem what they do :KannaSip: npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! i dun' get it, it's a big old encyclopedia, what did they actually spend that money in? "programs" is so vague, did they just ask people to review old pages and scan them for mistakes or something? npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! and i mean this with earnest honesty, you can extrapolate EVERYTHING there is to know about me from this one specific video npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! based and violencepilled, infighting is good and should be celebrated AND encouraged, i am not being ironic npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! profile theming post https://media.eepy.express/media/f5fb07b9813c8267bfa783b43c3278d6820efb917374ef421cebf443be0e52ab.mp4 npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! not even kidding, diminishing returns is hitting graphics like a truck, hence why studios dont brag about polycounts anymore - we've hit a point where there's no point in going higher, unless you plan on modeling every single detail and skipping optimization entirely.
Only way to make stuff look better at this point is better textures or lighting, and i'm pretty confident we've peaked there too lol npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! NEVER *jumps off a cliff* npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! my new year's resolution is shooting somebody npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! MERRYU CHRUMBMUS npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! *does a backflip* npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! he just like me (i'm scared of confrontation) npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! *gets shot by a sniper* npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! im gonna be honest npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! necrophile necromancer who brings their lover back to life, before deciding they liked them better dead npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! everyone pick one, i dibs the last one npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! is ur name pronounced like "you lit"? npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! i have been informed this has been illegal since 1835 npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! they should import people with big dicks to make it easier to find one available npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! HL2 looks good until you look at L4D, then it starts looking like dogwater. fight me :KleeSmug: npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! absolutely, i've always loved it.
the only thing that hasn't held up is how it looks, but neither has anything - EVER, so not really a bad point lmao npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! as a sidenote, can we all appreciate how hard this song goes
"It's just one tiny seed,
But it's all we really need;
It's time to banish all your greed,
Imagine Thneedville flowered and treed,
Let this be our solemn creed."
holy shit npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! pulling users from pawoo https://media.eepy.express/media/ca031605e7ed5bbc520dcf87483e5e35fbeff2e292af1f8ab2f4958cd723b295.mp4 npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! CANINE ERECT BENIS npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! want to be groped so bad, if my skin is not squished by tomorrow i will die npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! normalize loving others npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! why must a pretty girl like me work npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! very sus that someone i know could be into raceplay, will need to confirm sometime npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! pawoo has fallen, billions banned npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! Resisting the urge to start christposting npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! /pos btw npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! chat i got catcalled today npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! the day transgirls find a way to give birth it's OVER for cis women npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! they should look for a way to get men pregnant too ngl npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! maybe the husband is a girl too, and the kids are girls too npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! I'd like to visit home npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! https://media.eepy.express/media/3ade14a6c12e945501ec1afc09414b37d8207c4969b6545a52225e3d47fe99bc.png npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! it's the kinda shit you'd see on a niche motherless caption album npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! love reading up on bonker extremist groups because they are ALL so stupid, like dawg we live in a world where "Hutu Power" exists, how cool is that? npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! is your father just locked in on finding hyperborea or something npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! need to be picked up and slammed against the floor like a potato sack npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! *steals your microwave* npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! will i get reported to the goverment if i try to buy blacked underwear npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! the hobo on the streets after getting 50oz of hair spray rained down upon him: https://media.eepy.express/media/501d7212dba1b2ed0c08c3824010ad3cf1f31e25dcfd4325786c6c7910fa0588.png npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! emptying spray cans out the window to tell the ozone layer how much i hate him npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! Iced coffee tastes bad npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! he's double the bible thumper i am, and the only talking point we have is God. i want him to seethe rofl npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! chat should i convert to islam just to mess with the guy upstairs npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! YIPPEE!!! npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! new neighbour said i looked "familiar" and i cant tell if he was insulting or praising me npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! legos r cool npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! its a furry they probably already know every single pic on google from memory npub1v6n8geekpy5cqmq84w55p2t66xtdgj0xgj07wvged4ucx7g0ak6qu04pth goo!! got commisioned by a furry, I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRAW THIS, WHAT DO I DOOOO