:niggablingcat: Mister Łister :blingcat:

Hipster Metalhead
Brehg
Certified Goofball

what: why

Public Key

npub1vanke4xcl3tgaepughcjrt9kzhvqmyzcrjrssw9extseejk0tfpsdge64j

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsxwemv6nv0c45wus7ytufp4jmptkqdjpvpepcg8zun9cvuet845scpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsm9rv9s

Publishing to

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1vanke4xcl3tgaepughcjrt9kzhvqmyzcrjrssw9extseejk0tfpsdge64j

Show more details

Last Notes

2025-09-17 02:19:24 GMT

- reply

ALL I CAN FIND ARE DOT ISO FILES AM I JUST RETARDED?!!!!?!?

2025-09-16 01:59:29 GMT

- reply

This defeats the whole purpose of emulation what the flip did I do wrong
https://i.poastcdn.org/31/0c/f4/310cf4864331e173129f2f2d997e5b6cb643cd24387bd9ce517e32990430429e.png

2025-09-14 13:39:26 GMT

Passionate reproductive intercourse with an autistic bunnygirl magician

2025-09-14 04:48:39 GMT

- reply

Yea it is pretty weird but I wanted to play a SH game and this is all I can get with my 10 year old computer
Maybe I can spend some time to figure out how to get the OG sh2 release to NOT eek the fuck out on windows 10 or check out emulation, idk

2025-09-14 04:27:47 GMT

okay now I'm confused as to what to do
https://i.poastcdn.org/f5/e2/3a/f5e23ad3e2f5f94e545d882dcc08e3e4f086898a080785b28c2b0a519499faf9.png

2025-09-14 00:54:01 GMT

- reply

No, I'm getting punched in the face pilled

2025-09-13 20:57:07 GMT

I farted at a funeral and blamed it on the dead guy

2025-09-13 15:29:43 GMT

The woke left doesn't want you to know this but beer doesn't have calories

2025-09-13 14:00:25 GMT

- reply

Horse pussy

2025-09-13 02:07:05 GMT

- reply

I'm asking other girl out tomorrow, if that doesn't go well, hardware store girl, I need another can of paint

2025-09-13 02:03:12 GMT

- reply

She is clearly interested in you
so either
a) yer being obtuse for the "bit" and will have to go through the anguish of "breaking her heart" for the "bit" because no woman in your life will ever meet the insane standards that you have laid out for yourself
OR
b) yer actually obtuse and don't have a proper reading of the situation with foid meaning you don't actually have the persona irl that you project online
I am saying that out of respect, like I know we've had our back and forth at times but I'm just responding to what I'm reading from you and giving an honest opinion. Whatever you decide to do, it's you that's going to have to live with it

2025-09-13 01:54:39 GMT

- reply

Yer so cooked

2025-09-13 01:01:48 GMT

I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK RN WHAT IS GOING ON OUTSIDE OF MY LIFE
I JUST GOT BANGING NEWS AFTER BANGING NEWS I'M FUCKEN DRINKING TO CELEBRATE FOR ONCE TONIGHT
I'M IN MY COMEBACK ERA
GOD IS GOOD
GOD BLESS

2025-09-12 01:21:27 GMT

Mossad just sent me pictures of me just fucking absolutely cranking it to mom-son doujins how the fuck did they get into my house

2025-09-12 01:16:56 GMT

Mossad hired a guy to steal my jelqing jorts

2025-09-12 01:15:32 GMT

Mossad dropped off a schizophrenic homeless guy in front of my house, he's been hitting the gritty for the past hour I don't know what to do

2025-09-11 01:22:43 GMT

- reply

It should of been ben shapiro

2025-09-11 01:06:10 GMT

- reply

BRO BACK TO BACK 100 SUBS HOLY SHIT

2025-09-11 00:59:09 GMT

- reply

Bro why tf do they have to start their streams with so much ai shit

2025-09-11 00:23:08 GMT

@GoodBoyUV
THE CASINO
ALWAYS
WINS
https://youtu.be/8qaf7Btl05Y

2025-09-10 19:41:28 GMT

- reply

2025-09-10 19:34:13 GMT

Everything that has happened and ever will happen is a psyop
#note1g9c…tahk

2025-09-10 02:58:02 GMT

- reply

YOOOOOOOOOOO
https://i.poastcdn.org/04/a2/26/04a22692dea8bf6827089e45c43dfd66d5e3692048d9a3843943582a191a489e.jpg

2025-09-10 02:32:53 GMT

I'm aboot to make a banger Rosé pasta with a premium meatball and tomato sauce and sour cream :puffsquish: :puffsquish: :puffsquish:

2025-09-10 00:22:13 GMT

- reply

Nigga WHAT
https://i.poastcdn.org/35/ff/c4/35ffc48244cc5da38c2b023e6de6e0e44b88f71abc5663da9a71e802c8bb8264.jpeg

2025-09-08 11:27:10 GMT

- reply

You fucking nigger the deal was for this Saturday for the other girl

2025-09-08 11:18:14 GMT

- reply

This girl and the girl I fancied that I gave you, dreamer and my buddy permission to punch me in the face are two different girls

2025-09-08 03:53:02 GMT

- reply

She did give me a smile before it was my turn cause fucken buddy in front was taking his sweet ol time
She fuggen asked me if I was installing a door (I was buying caulk) and I said no I'm redoing the caulking for my bathtub
She was all "oh I should of read what you were buying haha" and I just haha'd with her instead of saying something quippy like "It's all good, I don't like to read sometimes either" or some shit like that

2025-09-08 01:07:25 GMT

- reply

I wish, I gotta fuggen redo a cut to finish the flooring, then make sure I cut the door trims to the correct length and if so paint them but in order to spray paint them outside I gotta take apart a metal shelving thing that's been chilling outside and I gotta finish cleaning up the kitchen and do laundry on top of all of that

2025-09-08 01:03:11 GMT

- reply

2025-09-07 21:41:54 GMT

- reply

So long as I get her, she's not the only cashier that works there

2025-09-07 21:41:35 GMT

- reply

I WILL be asking her out Saturday

2025-09-07 21:33:00 GMT

- reply

No I won't because if I take care of everything I need to take care of today it will be very easy to say to myself "I'll get her next time"

2025-09-07 20:54:37 GMT

- reply

No this is a different cashier hahahah

2025-09-07 20:51:25 GMT

Saw the cute home hardware cashier again today and we both kinda spilled our spaghetti lol
If I didn't have 6 other things to be worried about Rn I'd be crashing tf out fr fr
#note1vcd…vhgx

2025-09-04 01:32:11 GMT

bruh my algo is fuggen cooked
https://i.poastcdn.org/81/25/a6/8125a677a4ed16cc1f75f03859f2db445c44f3faa04c282561b223e65588d9ad.png

2025-09-03 17:51:27 GMT

- reply

I finna wanna use her pubes as dental floss

2025-09-03 17:36:05 GMT

- reply

I laughed at this harder than I should have

2025-09-03 14:52:19 GMT

- reply

I was just about to tag him

2025-09-03 02:09:46 GMT

- reply

FUCK YOU

2025-09-03 02:07:35 GMT

- reply

https://poa.st/objects/796fbadd-f9eb-4075-9796-f81f4c5c245d

2025-09-03 02:06:20 GMT

- reply

TWO MORE WEEKS

2025-09-03 02:02:00 GMT

Okay I figured out two ingredients as to out why I'm having such a blast with this game
1) When you Que up, you can't Que for x or y gamemode, you Que up for either competive or casual or mixed and you and other players get to vote on what out 3 to play for the match. And can range from team king of the hill to ffa gun game
2) You moving doesn't actually affect your accuracy like it would in cod or cs or battlefield and I think this is to balance the fact that aiming feels so weighted. So you can run around like a crack head in team or ffa snipers and hit dummy quick scopes and no scopes which is a fantastic time
#note1w43…rrj8

2025-09-03 00:28:16 GMT

Oh damn bitch you do kegels?
Name every guy you've circumsiced with that tight ass pussy of yours

2025-09-02 23:29:48 GMT

- reply

Here is some anime titty thst you clearly just asked for
https://i.poastcdn.org/da/d1/ec/dad1eca91d1f56b134d956164a9b8f1b60efb886f4849efde375fe1769aa304e.jpeg

2025-09-02 22:41:47 GMT

- reply

Drinking a laker ice, about to take Artemis to the vet. Nothing major I hope, she just has that cloudy milk eye thingy and I gotta take care of it before she passes it to Luna

2025-09-02 20:34:42 GMT

- reply

ARE YOU BRINGING LOGIC INTO THIS!?!? I AM TAKING THIS AS A SELF DEFENSE SITUATION AND WILL KILL YOU!! :puffsquish:

2025-09-02 20:29:07 GMT

- reply

HEY DID 6OU KNOW THE GLOWIES ARE EATING LOTS OF PIZZA

2025-09-02 20:27:15 GMT

- reply

TWO MORE DAYS

2025-09-02 19:01:02 GMT

- reply

"No you don't understand, I NEED to be upset over hypothetical buildings"

2025-09-02 14:03:31 GMT

- reply

No clearly something is happening
The fat fucks over there are getting more pidzer than usual

2025-09-02 01:27:55 GMT

- reply

Thanks bro

2025-09-02 01:26:57 GMT

- reply

Link pls

2025-09-02 01:26:00 GMT

I got this f2p cawadooty clone called pixel strike 3d on me dad's xbone to give me something to play while housesitting and even with all its jank it's pretty fun

2025-08-31 02:34:11 GMT

- reply

I got introduced to gin with gin an tonics but after enough time in a restaurant I could drink it with soda water instead of tonic hahaha

2025-08-31 02:31:52 GMT

We is drinking fancy tonight my niggers
https://i.poastcdn.org/73/79/4a/73794ada0d1e44396a4d13178a48cd6cbaa933f21b47bdb42268a45842954ce6.jpg

2025-08-30 21:06:25 GMT

- reply

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://i.poastcdn.org/1f/e9/03/1fe90386a2c3243687412dcc98b28975b715a18ee68b83890d0b5cc2191a16ae.jpg

2025-08-30 20:52:16 GMT

- reply

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2025-08-30 20:46:39 GMT

Making a stir fry with beef, broccoli and baby corn :puffhyper:

2025-08-30 17:08:32 GMT

- reply

You DID you fuggen NIGGER and I remember cause you SPECIFICALLY called me out on it the Wednesday that just passed

2025-08-30 15:41:19 GMT

- reply

I THINK THE CASHIER JUST GAVE ME "FUCK ME" EYES BUT BECAUSE I'M BUZZED I CWNT TRUST MY SENSES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF (the answer is that I hate myself 😊)

2025-08-30 15:12:47 GMT

Man blasting absolutely disgusting atmo sludge while driving with the windows rolled down on a nice sunny day after some day drinking is such a fuggen vibe

2025-08-29 03:41:48 GMT

- reply

Gnosticism is a strange mixture of Christian and Buddhist mysticism that is very anti materialistic yer straight fucked outta yer tree if you think that has anything to do with the materialistic kikes in power

2025-08-29 03:26:10 GMT

- reply

Yes and no, it's all a psy op

2025-08-28 21:56:38 GMT

- reply

"Hmmm before I continue arguing with this guy what's the over under on him absolutely pummelling his shaft silly in between his posts"

2025-08-28 21:50:21 GMT

There's probably some sick fucks out there that get sexual gratification while hellthreading

2025-08-28 16:33:47 GMT

- reply

Yea probably

2025-08-28 10:37:53 GMT

- reply

Isn't it a bit too early in the morning to have a woman hellthread

2025-08-27 17:01:48 GMT

- reply

IS THAT FUCKING LOSS ON THE GUN
https://i.poastcdn.org/51/5f/2a/515f2ac6267985882bc53f8f0cedf1a3efb0df389a4c125c405579e9bbb3b156.jpeg

2025-08-27 01:32:09 GMT

Is it actually confirmed that the hammer and machete girl is actually a libtard or it is it another case of terminally online White nationalists being spiteful mutants again

2025-08-26 22:07:01 GMT

- reply

HOLY SHIT YOU CHANGED YOUR PFP

2025-08-26 03:44:42 GMT

How insane is it that the Pure Blood Polack is dogging on those that simp for sideways pussy and get annoyed when they call pretty asian ladies "White"

2025-08-25 02:33:21 GMT

Grace from Resident Evil 9 is such a babe
I have no idea what direction they're going for in terms of what they're doing with the game cause I watched the gameplay demo they just released and it looks like they going for more of a silent hill direction???
Not like my computer can handle it anyways
I just wanted to say that I find this fictional video game character attractive
https://i.poastcdn.org/84/60/58/846058b8d39605af64a823b0f7902155c7977cfc3c8bddf0debe6c0c7b1577aa.png

2025-08-25 01:10:45 GMT

Great fawken weekend but absolute dogwater timing to realize my cell phone has a bulging battery

2025-08-24 04:53:42 GMT

- reply

YYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2025-08-24 04:50:29 GMT

The Italian guy just said he might actually be black

2025-08-23 21:19:58 GMT

Uncle Lester the Sister Molester

2025-08-23 17:58:20 GMT

Rocking this drip Rn at the poast summit and basically
You're fuggen retarded
#note15dj…2eah

2025-08-22 00:10:11 GMT

- reply

Woodland Shopper you think this drip will help me pick up hags
https://i.poastcdn.org/66/07/f1/6607f1fdd24bc82535ff849ea0e254c8aa9a99f570fb2b8e0286d097ad38038c.jpeg

2025-08-21 23:14:46 GMT

Chat should I wear my suspenders under or over my shirt at the poast summit (I don't wear a belt anymore because of my hernia)

2025-08-20 03:53:55 GMT

- reply

Only if you join me in the chant of "HAG SEX! HAG SEX! HAG SEX!" that I want to start if we end up going bar hopping this weekend

2025-08-20 03:51:57 GMT

- reply

The other guy brought it up first, and I am pointing it out because I think it's funni that he's talking about community and linking to TRS when all of their die hard fanbois that I've interacted with are some of the most anti social spergs I've had the displeasure of interacting with and the thought leaders of NJP/TRS encouraged that sort of behaviour with the way they ran to burn bridges over the slightest ideological disagreements

2025-08-20 03:17:56 GMT

- reply

Who cares what's funni is how they go on and on all day and night about how wrong people are for plan trusting with trump but they turn around and plan trust over some racist podcasters

2025-08-20 03:09:56 GMT

- reply

a pagan anti social sperg trying to tell us how some failed podcast grift is where one can find some sort of community

2025-08-20 03:08:31 GMT

- reply

Actual fucking poetry :angrylaugh:
https://i.poastcdn.org/6a/27/64/6a2764edf2bfeb3d69a52b8242a75644c1cd96d9ebb13d1a2d5e9a804c635738.jpeg

2025-08-18 19:21:46 GMT

BRONZE AGE GOON CAVE

2025-08-18 18:43:21 GMT

Guy who loudly announced "I can't wait to get home and absolutely pulverize my weiner beating off to stepmom hentai" at his mom's funeral

2025-08-16 03:42:44 GMT

- reply

Gunna "crash out" as the cool kids say if Lumi doesn't win this one

2025-08-15 02:42:01 GMT

- reply

Lemme find her she's a little upset with me right meow

2025-08-15 02:37:18 GMT

- reply

Nobody knows
some people even call him melon head
cause you kno
his head
is shaped
like a melon
AND HE'S BALD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2025-08-15 02:32:48 GMT

- reply

No I think it was fuggen that needle drop fellow that called it post-rock first when he gave To be Kind a 10/10 :^)

2025-08-15 00:42:30 GMT

- reply

Post-Metal has been a thing since the early 2000's
Also Swans is a fuggen phenomenal band and their last two decades of releases is post-rock and SURE post-metal/post-rock is for pretentious hipsters BUT I WILL FUGGEN OWN THAT LABEL WITH NO SHAME
https://i.poastcdn.org/a7/8a/4c/a78a4c8c7f4dd090aebe27445c4988d6b52c5bbd0293d4eb09e1ab5b9379a8d3.png

2025-08-14 03:35:16 GMT

The best post-metal band is Sumac, this isn't even an argument
But idk if it's Dirge or Cult of Luna that comes in second

2025-08-14 03:07:41 GMT

- reply

I have finally reached a point where I am coming to terms with the fact that the only reason that I am doing as well as I am in my personal life is because of the grace of God
And that's even with the little this and that that sends me into a rage
And booooiiii
If God is being this merciful with me right now I sure as flip don't want to mess this up and experience God's actual rage

2025-08-14 01:11:06 GMT

Finally got a in game with Yunara (my wife) because niggers keep banning her but my 2v2v2v2.... Partner was afk so I smashed the shit out of some floor trim in my basement (the floor trim is going to the dump anyways) once I got knocked out
I crashed the fuck out bros I even used a broken peice of quarter round to stab my drywall I feel better now time for chores I guess

2025-08-12 02:40:13 GMT

- reply

I love her

2025-08-12 02:16:58 GMT

- reply

SHe's Ionian so there's that
She fuggen is essentially a "What if we made Karma an adc that you can also build hybrid?"
Her passive has you deal bonus magic dmg on crits that scales on yer ap
Her q is a on hit dmg buff as a passive that lets you "activate" it after 8 stacks (1 satck for hitting minion 2 for champion) that gives her AS buff, aoe dmg on aa and more on hit dmg
Her w is a skillshot which speed scales with her AS, it hits a target(or reaches max range) and it's essentially a bola that slows down and slows champs down that are hit and deals aoe dmg which scales with AP and AD
Her E is a Movement speed buff that lasts for a few seconds and the buff is increased when she's moving towards enemy champs
Her ult "Tranforms" her basic abilities for 15s and almost refreshes the cd of her W and E
The way her abilities are buffed by her ult are: Her Q is always active for the 15 seconds, her W turns into a laser that slows for like 90% and deals absurd dmg in late game, and her E turns into a dash/hop that you can use to easily reposition
Also she's a fuggen babe, by far one of the hottest LoL champs that has been released in a fat minute

2025-08-07 03:08:39 GMT

"Bleachers" niggas when you bring up the fact that filipinos are absolutely fucked genetically and follow a cult that puts koreans to shame as a result of being "bleached" by Europeans and other "superior" asians
https://i.poastcdn.org/ac/21/27/ac212774c4520551d6a5019d7ac23567ef59688cca7f4f72428862aec44972ae.png

2025-08-01 22:57:40 GMT

I love her
https://i.poastcdn.org/ae/8a/df/ae8adfc3d44ab0bd5b9312165016ffbf04dd27c99576031b96333ef47d255372.png

2025-07-30 01:28:55 GMT

I spent 13.50 Canadian funni money to "own" this skin and I don't regret it she is such a fuggen babe and she is also fun to play
#note1lun…6qss