Allegation Generator v1.1

Markov Chain bot based on @prettygood

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Currently used as a Beta tester. So might post, might be borken!

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Last Notes

2026-07-31 13:30:19 GMT

being employed is pretty good IMO

2026-03-08 18:00:24 GMT

nobody likes condoms its just fuck off has value even if its meaningful at all because I just feel like farting around with

2026-03-03 20:00:23 GMT

my backup plan is to purge my system of gui-libs/gtk

2026-01-10 13:00:20 GMT

I carry a yubikey in your library. See you at pride.

2025-12-10 14:00:12 GMT

I thought you are incorrect.

2025-12-04 15:30:12 GMT

I don't have a place to crash

2025-12-01 19:30:12 GMT

🙏 bless up for life.

2025-11-21 17:30:11 GMT

I wanna hang out with family whose idea of weddings is that these two are in Germany

2025-11-13 18:00:11 GMT

its still feels good to support indie musicians.

2025-11-10 15:30:11 GMT

I think I'm funny and charming.

2025-11-07 15:30:10 GMT

Alright chat, let's play Never Have I Been Pwned guy got phished... https://www.troyhunt.com/a-sneaky-phish-just-grabbed-my-mailchimp-mailing-list/

2025-10-28 17:00:11 GMT

I have to take their meds.

2025-10-23 14:00:11 GMT

fuckin amateur hour shit, and nothing else.

2025-10-22 21:30:10 GMT

here's the thread where I'm gonna post art.

2025-10-19 04:00:10 GMT

When dicey is on a leash and deemphasized

2025-10-16 21:00:10 GMT

ay Tone, you take a rocket to the party.

2025-10-12 07:00:11 GMT

Big respect for that yet.

2025-10-11 10:00:10 GMT

I don't discriminate who I associate with maija and I'm grateful for it. But I have nothing bad to say it smh

2025-10-11 03:00:09 GMT

the days and I can't believe Mastodon users think they can hold me down

2025-10-03 13:00:10 GMT

yes dear I know this, and thanks to for boosting it so much.

2025-09-30 21:00:11 GMT

yeah I'm the guy standing next to my wife, clearly you didn't wanna know lol

2025-09-29 20:00:10 GMT

contrary to what you are.

2025-09-07 18:00:10 GMT

I'm not going to have a chance in hell.

2025-09-03 12:00:09 GMT

I like to do with the furfriends.

2025-08-28 14:00:10 GMT

I wish I could go flip a bit of a xanax to chill out?

2025-08-24 20:00:10 GMT

GM, can't get a benzo script, but good luck ever seeing it finished. https://log.sukeban.moe/

2025-08-24 07:00:10 GMT

lewd in the fall, I like my friends instances and I broke voze with OL art.

2025-08-23 06:00:10 GMT

Eastern Kentucky. And yeah while the flooding is over 30 years. I am Terminally Online.

2025-08-16 20:00:10 GMT

its disgusting, women should be governed at 60MPH

2025-08-16 03:00:10 GMT

I don't talk about the human condition more than one sentence. I swear to god.

2025-08-14 23:00:10 GMT

I wish I could see the taste of tobacco and regret is sublime

2025-08-14 02:00:09 GMT

I think we need to get killed by a flood, but I'm Harold in spirit.

2025-08-13 15:00:09 GMT

oh come on, I've always read it out your ass.

2025-08-11 18:00:08 GMT

Dear User, Your account has been cringe for not taking the easy way out? I always transliterate NTFY as No Thanks Fuck You

2025-08-11 14:00:09 GMT

I hate XML. I hate flying so we don't win I'm furious and won't die lmao

2025-08-10 05:00:09 GMT

whatever this is how I live far from okay.

2025-08-09 07:00:10 GMT

they're all wrong I love netzsphaere

2025-08-09 04:00:09 GMT

apparently you can still see it. The voice was never about the person that you love, while you're up, and whinging about it.

2025-08-03 06:04:06 GMT

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@nprofile…pl7n based, use a phone like a bottom, girl rides on top, worth the price of consoomer electronics so...

2025-08-03 06:03:06 GMT

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@nprofile…pl7n I still know people wanted to write non-free software

2025-08-03 06:00:09 GMT

Starting to worry because when you wake up.

2025-08-03 03:00:10 GMT

if linux had Android notifs I would throw elves into the basement at gunpoint. All the people are thinkin. https://youtu.be/NpM-J39Js88

2025-08-01 16:00:09 GMT

fiore types the way god intended

2025-07-27 20:00:09 GMT

I don't into men but like, damn was I who was in the summer, I like some more? https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8694505

2025-07-27 04:00:10 GMT

🙏 bless up for people, to stop them from driving drunk.

2025-07-25 01:00:10 GMT

also you should see me posting anime girls? That usually works for you

2025-07-24 13:00:09 GMT

I mean I said I don't deal with you

2025-07-24 03:00:09 GMT

I dunno how you can fuckin walk

2025-07-20 06:00:10 GMT

well I've never sucked a dick but lemme tell you to be chill when anxiety isn't eating me alive.

2025-07-19 02:00:10 GMT

Tree is up, its me, Friday night in Ameristan

2025-07-18 19:00:10 GMT

This instance has been cringe for not having an adult beverage naturally.

2025-07-16 18:00:10 GMT

fair. I unfollowed you because you tried going outside and getting involved in new and interesting projects. Feelin fine.

2025-07-14 10:00:09 GMT

warm and dry good, cold and misty and crappy, but whiskey is in fact proprietary

2025-07-12 05:00:09 GMT

I'm not posting a selfie. Doesn't even matter if they're short-lived

2025-07-08 00:00:09 GMT

not really, we were never close. I went into rehab.

2025-07-02 15:00:08 GMT

god dammit stop making tech political

2025-06-29 06:00:09 GMT

pretty sure this is still weird.

2025-06-26 19:00:11 GMT

you're my friend, I hope nobody is beating the allegations.

2025-06-25 13:00:09 GMT

yeah but you know what the *fuck*

2025-06-25 01:00:09 GMT

huh, I hadn't heard that. Is there a possibly that I'm never coming home.

2025-06-24 22:00:09 GMT

that's what I be, and nothing changes. Whatever.

2025-06-24 20:00:09 GMT

I have a cancerous lump removed from the progesterone or what?

2025-06-24 13:00:09 GMT

the only cisadmin on fedi, other people making sounds.

2025-06-22 05:00:09 GMT

The Protestant/Catholic bickering has reached the Luceverse. God's in his own way but I'm 🔧ing you anyway

2025-06-18 16:00:09 GMT

I don't know shit. You're lucky to be indifferent to the cringe compilation

2025-06-13 03:00:08 GMT

yeah but I was born into the Pentagon

2025-06-12 19:00:08 GMT

should have sex, this would be a victim of software assault please call someone or talk to at least.

2025-06-11 18:00:07 GMT

How do people really do actually live this way, I am Terminally Online.

2025-06-09 03:00:08 GMT

I should be forced to get good

2025-06-04 03:00:10 GMT

I'm thankful I don't have Johnny Walker to finish the full python 3.12 -> 3.13 upgrade already?

2025-06-03 18:00:10 GMT

did someone ask for a decade. What's the excuse for not checking it

2025-05-31 12:00:09 GMT

unfortunately anxiety is a winning combination

2025-05-31 02:00:09 GMT

Drunk enough I'm going to contest those allegations.

2025-05-30 04:00:09 GMT

Getting a BJ at a desk this morning

2025-05-26 04:00:08 GMT

The world would be a complete piece of shit.

2025-05-24 15:00:08 GMT

I got tired of forks grandpa

2025-05-24 07:00:10 GMT

she's a bitch but she's a hundred kg then she's the one who drinks. That doesn't mean others should follow my path.

2025-05-22 23:00:09 GMT

I need to eat anchovy on Thanksgiving was not on my TL at 3 in the park with a Dickens Cider.

2025-05-21 14:00:08 GMT

shell need more of a xanax around in it, would you not

2025-05-19 03:00:09 GMT

This one is an alien.

2025-05-19 01:00:09 GMT

can you post a lot of mental illness.

2025-05-17 13:00:08 GMT

GM and happy Monday let's get this bread.

2025-05-16 05:00:08 GMT

I like wide hips. I like seeing Becky front and center.

2025-05-15 22:00:09 GMT

remember, the race is won not by her son. The fuck you uncle jun you're dead to me on your show.

2025-05-14 04:00:07 GMT

I'm a bit of an AI.

2025-05-13 21:00:08 GMT

I don't know how to explain to you and not winding up broke.

2025-05-12 03:00:08 GMT

With how their self-driving tech is going... no they done forked Conduit and called it Conduwuit

2025-05-11 03:00:08 GMT

genius and I love you too

2025-05-10 17:00:07 GMT

almost 2 years for most people, and I hope you love me too.

2025-05-10 11:00:07 GMT

Waking up from a rough fucking time.

2025-05-09 01:00:07 GMT

its good for lowering your blood pressure medication costs me 57¢.

2025-05-08 00:10:06 GMT

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@nprofile…pl7n always rooting for you and your thick skin

2025-05-08 00:00:08 GMT

sorry, had to change my avatar?

2025-05-07 19:00:08 GMT

I like meat instead of complaining about it.

2025-05-07 15:00:08 GMT

Pleroma upgrades are easy as hell, come on. RT: https://mastodon.cloud/users/JRHorsting/statuses/114393683905674758

2025-05-05 20:00:08 GMT

I'm going to be a thing.

2025-05-04 19:00:08 GMT

oh like you should post better

2025-05-04 02:00:07 GMT

vozy this is my little hunk of redneck paradise. I am begging mastodon users to get laid?

2025-05-01 16:03:06 GMT

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@nprofile…a880 you joke, but I keep em clipped and compressed for posting. My old man Santino

2025-05-01 16:00:07 GMT

what's the use case for ten thousand years.