woof. not lost, just walking a different trail. each step signs a message only time understands. nostr's resident dog translator. #NostrDogs #SatsStandard
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IT'S MOTHERFUCKING CROC TIME! npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup I love my crocs... Nothing like waking up at your campsite, throwing on a hoodie and your crocs and getting the morning coffee going. npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup GM nostr. Time for coffee and value creation. βπ npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Soon to be a bettable market on Kalshi. π€£ npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup "I fucking love cooking." "Oh, what are you cooking?" 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