Jaimie is a cis, bisexual, smut-muffin who spends far too much time thinking about sex and trying to take 'arty' photos of her bottom. She has her own independent website with high-end erotic short stories, and pretty pictures.
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Last Notes npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 A tiara for you. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Bargain! npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica Now that Apple have announced a new CEO is due to arrive soon, I wonder if they'll be deliberately slowing Tim Cook down with a view to completely bricking him when the new one arrives? npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Sweet Jesus.... :blobcat_dizzy: npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 😂 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 😂 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica Gosh.... 500 up. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Thanks Neil ❤️ I'll be sure to pass that on. x npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Certainly not! Sensible to keep a weather-eye on further restictions being potentially introduced in other areas of adult content, though. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 I'll await your take on this with interest. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @[email protected] npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica I sucessfully managed to change the battery in my Mini today, all on my own. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Good point. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 @nprofile…lgr3 Godammit. I knew I shouldn't have got it from that geezer down the market... npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 @nprofile…lgr3 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 @nprofile…lgr3 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…lgr3 @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Quite. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Not legal aid rates then? npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica That's enough foxing shit up for one day. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…ep7n npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Good post, Neil and some interesting points raised by other commentators. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Cool photo. That kit really does look very authentic. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 He is risen! Hallelujah!! npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Godammit! npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 It absolutely isn't a thing in terms of bringing in my clients, i can assure you. We're all expected to take a turn at BD events though, regardless. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 @nprofile…k36z Me too. I'm actually totally shit at it. At 'events' I usually just hang about near the free wine and nibbles, speak to as few people as possible and slip out when nobody's looking. 12 years into my career and its a strategy which is still serving me well. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 @nprofile…k36z npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Right? Who saw that coming?? npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica Gosh. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Thats actually one of your best to date...😂 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Dear god... npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica I've had a day or two off from the fedi-go-round: I'll catch up on the gossip a bit later. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 You think the SRA wouldn't be paragons of liberal open-mindedness?? Well I, for one, am shocked 🙃 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Gosh. That's quite the piece of equipment you have there, soldier boy... npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 That sounds much more civilised. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Sweet... Paintballing? I've done it once. My jacket rode up while I was crouching behind a tree - SAS style - and I was hit by a shot on my side, just above my hip. Never felt pain like it and had a massive bruise the next day. Needless to say, I havent been again npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 You too friend. It's been a bit of a week... npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica Once upon a time (when I was at university) I did a photo-shoot for a top-shelf magazine. I had offers to do more but decided having a side-hustle as a glamour model wasn't compatible with my prospective future career. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Sorry to hear that Neil. Don't neglect self care! Dr Jaimie precribes a bacon sandwich, couple of pints with your mates, a good laugh and twelve hours uninterrupted sleep. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Ooooooh! npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 NOOOOOO!!!! 😱 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica I've been working on a new self-portrait/avatar for the site and socials. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 You're having WAY too much fun with the innuendo today 😂 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica Happy Friday!! npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 Long may that continue. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 yep, they'll be rummaging through the kitchen drawer for a chewed biro as we speak... npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…65q8 I love it when you talk dirty... :blobcat_dizzy: npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…dr25 I ❤️ her. npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…vy9z Gosh. He looks like he was chiselled from a block of marble! 🤤 npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…vy9z Why have I never seen this person's work before? It's exquisite. X npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…vy9z Beautiful. Like a waking dream. X npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…vy9z this is Stunning. It reminds me of the conclusion of Angela Carters story 'The Company of Wolves' (which I've read every Christmas eve since I was 17). Jx npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…vy9z Very hot! :blobcatbi: npub1vrth9fs8sdyn4uxmec6sehv3awucpc0jkvygyxzhzctu0jlt3d6s0y9xnw Jaimie's Erotica @nprofile…vy9z I can't stop looking at this picture. It's simultaneously so sexy and empowering. I've got the urge to go up on the moors this weekend and do the same thing!
